Mozun cried and wanted to hang himself

The other party lost another backbone, and Mu Tian almost tore the book.

"Useless stuff, what kind of retarded stuff—" Mu Tian covered his mouth and frowned, "How can I swear, I should hit you."

Xiaoqi: "..."

Mu Tian handed over a stack of papers.

Xiao Qi asked curiously: "This subordinate has the courage to ask, what is this?"

Mu Tian said indifferently: "If I write casually in the notebook, I will give it to the storybook booth as a reward."

Xiaoqi: "Yes."

Holding the stack of papers, Xiaoqi couldn't help but glance at it, and spit out the words "he groaned" when he saw it.

Xiaoqi was ordered to deliver the manuscript to the Huaben stall. The boss flipped through it, frowned and said, "What kind of shit is this written? It doesn't make sense."

Xiao Qi smiled and said: "...just accept it and put on a show."

The shop owner said with distaste: "I won't accept you even if you beat me to death. You can't do anything like smashing the signboard."

Xiaoqi: "..."

Xiao Qi had no choice but to take it back intact, and reported the matter to Mu Tian, ​​but said it very tactfully: "Master needs to make persistent efforts."

Mu Tian narrowed his eyes as if hearing something unbelievable: "Do I need to make persistent efforts?"

Xiaoqi: "..."

God is jealous of talents.Mu Tian shook his head and sneered: "He really doesn't like it?"

Xiaoqi: "Yes."

Mu Tian said coldly: "If your eyes are useless, you can dig them out and give them to those in need. Do you know what to do next time you encounter this kind of thing?"

Xiaoqi: "...Yes."

Mu Tian said indifferently: "Forget it, I just wrote it casually, it doesn't matter, I don't mind very much."

Xiaoqi: "..."

Mu Tian said angrily: "Get out!!!"

Mu Tianhuai was unrecognized for his talent, and was hit repeatedly. He became very popular in poetry, and wrote a literary extravaganza for the manuscript that was rejected just now.

Everyone in the Demon Palace finally looked forward to the day when they would get the money, and rushed to collect the money.

Inside the Void Bank, a man in Tsing Yi was concentrating on his abacus, frowning from time to time.

His facial features are almost the same as Ning Shining, but they are different when combined.No matter how you look at it, you can see who is who if you are face-blind.

Personality is even more different.Ning Pupu is rigorous and solemn, while Ning Shanshan doesn't know what a low-key is, and she is floating all day long.

Gradually, everyone forgot that they were twin brothers.

Every time, Ning Shanshan relies on her younger brother to pretend to be a tiger, to act as a domineering power, and hints to others: My younger brother manages money in Wuwu Villa, and he always fawns on me.

A little cat demon took a basket of mice and asked, "Can this be exchanged for silver?"

Hearing this, Ning Pupu's expression changed, and he said, "Are you kidding me?"

The little cat demon said pitifully: "But I really want to go to the human world, that's all I have, please."

Ning Pupu gave him a bag of broken silver.

Another man in purple came over to exchange a pack of demon stones for silver: "How much can I exchange for this?"

"Three taels." Ning Pupu didn't even lift it up, wrote it down in his notebook, and gave him three taels of silver. When he looked up and saw who it was, his face changed, and he took back the money, "Sorry, I won't change it."

The man in purple tugged on his cuffs and said, "Why?"

Ning Pupu slapped his hand: "Because I don't like you."

The man in purple laughed and said, "How can you avenge yourself publicly? This will break the rules of the bank."

Ning Pupu: "Yes, so what?"

The man in purple said: "Then can I exchange 30 taels of silver for three Wen?"

Seeing Qian's eyes open, Ning Pupu hesitated for a moment.

The man in purple took the opportunity to touch Ning Pupu's hand.

"Don't let me beat you!" Ning Pupu threw him out with a broom, and then angrily made plans.

Everyone in the magic palace flocked to get the money.Ning Shanshan said: "Brother, how is your old friend?"

"Dead." Ning Pupu took money for them while keeping accounts.

Ning Shining smiled obscenely. After getting the silver, she counted it and found that it was much less than others.

Ning Shining said angrily, "Why do I have so little?"

Ning Pupu said solemnly: "I usually deducted some for bullying little loli, and I deducted some for insulting me just now."

Ning flashed, "Why?"

Ning Pupu said calmly: "There is no reason, I am happy."

The eldest brother is like a father, so it is really disrespectful to the elder brother.Ning Shining walked away angrily.

As soon as they left, the little radish monster jumped up and down to fetch the silver.

Ning Pupu counted the radish heads, and gave each of them a piece of silver.

The little radish monster jumped high: "Give me some more! Give me some more."

Ning Pupu gave each of them another copper coin.

The little radish monster left satisfied.

On Cangling Mountain are a group of good-looking, polite, responsible and well-educated four have new demons. After they took the money, they went to the human world to squander it.

Little Lolita also wanted to go, but Ning Shining didn't take her with her, and left a sentence: "Girls, don't show your face all day long, go to the room to embroider."

Little Lolita beat him up, stretched her wrist, and said, "Can I go out now?"

Everyone dare not object.

Everyone first bought a large stack of small story books, and then went to the fortune-telling booth to tell their fortunes.

They have always been obsessed with metaphysics, unable to extricate themselves, and do not know who to learn from.

The fortune teller asked, "What are you?"

"..." Ning Shining couldn't take it anymore, she moved her knuckles and wanted to ruin him.

The fortune teller stroked his beard: "Sorry, there may be ambiguity, I just want to ask, what are you going to do?"

Ning Shanshan said leisurely: "Calculate my life span."

Seeing that he was only in his early twenties, Banxian twitched his beard and said, "When you were 30, there was a catastrophe."

Ning Shining, who is over 200 years old: "Huh?"

Banxian said: "To resolve this difficulty—" He stopped abruptly in the middle of speaking, rubbing his fingers, implying that Ning Shanshan would give the silver.

Ning Shanshan overturned the divination booth, and cursed: "Liar."

Then he taught him a lesson from the standpoint of an elder.

Ning Shanshan gave him another chance and said, "Calculate my love again."

Banxian made the calculations, and his face changed: "Peach blossoms are not good, especially bad, and I will be bullied."

Everyone else's peach blossoms are fine, but Ning Shining's peach blossoms are Frost's peach blossoms.

Ning Shining sneered: "You can't believe what a liar says."

Afterwards, a group of people headed by Ning Shining shyly went to the brothel together.

They brought little lolis with them, and people who didn't know thought they were here to sell little lolis.

Seeing this majestic posture, the old bustard said in surprise: "This is to—"

Little Lolita is in the middle, surrounded by her younger brothers.

The old bustard glanced at the little loli, and forced a smile: "I'm so sorry, we don't accept such a small one."

Little Loli puffed out her chest: "I'm not young anymore!"

The bustard: "...I mean age, you are not yet fourteen."

Little Lolita said: "I'm full!"

The old bustard wondered: "You should try to persuade her."

Little Lolita glared over, "I'll see who dares to stop me."

The old bustard has been in the business for so many years, and it is the first time that he sees someone so eager to enter here, and his mood is extremely complicated.

Ning Shanshan gloated and pressed her head: "They won't let you in, so go over quickly, don't cry here."

Little Lolita glared at them angrily, flicked her sleeves and went out.

Everyone has to sign up for the group together and stay in the same room.

The old bustard looked embarrassed, and said implicitly: "There are so many people, it's better to separate them, one room per person."

Ning Shining said: "No, we want to be together."

"Together?" The bustard's smiling face was very stiff, looking at the dozen or so NO.20 people, "This...isn't so good..."

Ning Shining: "What's wrong? We often do this."

The old bustard's expression changed, and he took the broom and drove the group of perverts out.

Little Lolita had been standing at the door resolutely, and when she saw them being thrown out, she gloated and smiled.

Then they went to eat hot pot again.

Ning Shining asked, "What is this?"

Xiaoer said: "This is duck blood!"

Ning Shining: "I thought it was human blood."

A demon brother said: "It's been a long time since I drank human blood."

Another devil brother said: "It's almost 100 years."

The third demon brother said: "My mother won't let me eat raw heart and liver now. I still remember the taste of fresh animal heart in my childhood."

Everyone talked and laughed happily, and you and I recalled the past one by one.

The people around were all scared and ran away.

The boss pulled his face and stared at them angrily, without any self-cultivation in business.

Ning Shining waved her hand: "Another two catties of duck blood!"

The boss breathed out from his nose, and threw a pot of duck blood on the table.

Little Loli picked up two pieces with one chopstick.

Ning Shining put down her chopsticks, and said earnestly, "Did you see that little girl at the next table? It took half an hour to eat two cabbage leaves."

The little loli picked up a piece of meat with chopsticks: "Oh, so what?"

Ning Shining shook her head and sighed: "Do you see that you eat so much, is it plausible? It's fine to grow taller, but the problem is that it's been almost 100 years, and I haven't seen you grow taller before."

Little Loli snorted coldly: "You're just like my grandma."

Ning Shining frowned: "Tsk, why are you talking to your father?"

Everyone was so frightened that they separated them immediately and continued to eat.

After eating the hot pot, everyone greeted the shop assistants politely, as if eating at their own home: "I will come again when I have time."

Then I harvested a few fragrant handkerchiefs.

They thanked each other and wiped their mouths with handkerchiefs.

Seeing that they were about to leave, the boss quickly stopped them: "Where's the money?"

Ning Shan was stunned for a moment: "What money?"

The boss said angrily: "Close the door!"

Ning Shining immediately reacted: "Yes, yes, yes, I remember, we have a lot of money. Look at my clothes, do you look like my family is not well-off?"

As he spoke, he handed over his heavy purse, very rich and powerful.

The boss then let them go.

Ning Shanshan paid for them just now, she was very poor, she stretched out her hand and said, "Come, come, pay back the money one by one."

Everyone pretended not to hear.

……

They feel that they are very popular in the human world, and they go to Fengyu's Chengxu illusion with great inflatedness.

Before I went in, I was frightened by the demon-eating grass outside.

The magic grass spread rapidly, and rushed towards it fiercely.

When Feng Yu came out, the group of demons were so frightened that their clothes were disheveled and they hid in the corner crying, not daring to take a step forward.

Feng Yu raised his hand, set up a barrier outside the magic-eating grass, and invited them to come over.

Everyone came in with tattered sleeves in shock.

Feng Yu suppressed a smile and coughed lightly: "Why are you here?"

Everyone felt wronged and didn't want to talk.

Feng Yu poured a cup of tea for each of them to suppress the shock: "I smell like hot pot."

The devil brothers said in unison: "I ate more than two catties of duck blood today."

Feng Yu: "..."

"Why don't you let us in? Don't you treat us as your own family?"

"If you have time, hack all the magic-eating grass at the door to death."

Everyone went out cursing, then shrank back, and said cowardly: "Master Shenjun, can you escort me for a ride?"

While seeing them off, Feng Yu chatted with them: "How is your lord doing today?"

Sure enough, you can't do without Your Majesty.Everyone was so moved by their gluey feelings that they were speechless.

Ning Shanshan said: "Your Majesty is very good, do you need us to bring something?"

Feng Yu: "No need."

Back in the Demon Palace, Ning Shanshan said honestly: "We went to the Illusory Realm today, and the Phoenix God misses His Majesty very much."

But Ye's heart moved, and he went to find Feng Yu.

Feng Yu: "..." Why did the great god come over as soon as the group of people on the front foot left?

But Ye explained: "I didn't come today because I had something to do." He had already started researching "One Hundred Ways to Eat Sugar Balls".

Feng Yu didn't mind at all, and said: "Yes, I know."

According to the manual, Little Phoenix is ​​particularly afraid of being left out.Even if he is very happy, he still pretends to be sensible, which is very duplicity.

Ye felt distressed and touched his head.

Feng Yu got goosebumps all over his body, and patted his hand: "What are you doing?"

Ye Que's hand stopped in the air, and said, "You don't like this?"

Feng Yu: "..." There are ten thousand sentences I want to blurt out every day.

Feng Yu tidied up her messy hair, and said in a face-saving way: "Do you know who I am?"

Ye asked back, "Do you know who I am?"

Feng Yu didn't bother to pay attention to him, and asked perfunctorily: "Who?"

But Ye said, "I am Mr. Xianggong."

Feng Yu blushed and said, "Get lost."

Ye lowered his eyes and said, "You said before that we are in a relationship with each other."

How many days ago was this all?Feng Yu was about to kneel down to his memory, and said: "Do you still remember?"

Ye pursed her lips: "What kind of relationship with broken sleeves?"

Feng Yu coughed lightly: "The kind of friendship between broken sleeves is as light as water."

But Ye corrected: "No, the friendship between broken sleeves is very sticky."

Feng Yu's earlobe turned red, and he scolded: "...Where are you talking so much? Do you want me to drive you away?"

Ye was silent, and his hand still maintained the humble posture of wanting to touch his head but not daring to touch it.

"..." Feng Yu took the initiative to move her head closer and rubbed his palm, "Okay, okay, let you touch, huh?"

There is a soft touch under the palm, but Ye didn't suppress the wolfishness, and rubbed it randomly, messing up Feng's hair, and was beaten up and sent back to the magic palace.