Mozun cried and wanted to hang himself

Feng Yu received a letter: Little dead bird, I know you hid my sweetheart.You'd better hand him over as soon as possible, or I'll make a big fuss in the Illusory Realm.

The inscription is: Lu · the most handsome in the world · Chi.

Feng Yu: "..." Insane.

Early in the morning, the sun was shining brightly, but there was a knock on Yejie's window. Looking over, a small round shadow quickly shrank down.

Don't even think to know who it is.

But Ye pushed open the window, and there was no one there, only to turn around to find that Feng Yu had slipped into the house at some point.

Feng Yu proudly raised her eyebrows and smiled, showing her white teeth.He hadn't come here for a long time, looked around the room, was attracted by the portrait in the corner, and walked over slowly.

Ye secretly had a bad idea and stood in front of him.

Feng Yu poked his head and asked curiously, "What is that?"

But Ye held his head and prevented him from looking around: "It's not a thing."

Feng Yu: "..."

Feng Yu struggled to and fro, stretched his neck and glanced at it, and saw clearly that it was the portrait of Little Phoenix, his face darkened, and he said angrily: "You are not a thing!"

Ye Ke had a smile in his eyes, held his head, and stroked his soft hair with his thumb.

Feng Yu patted his hand, went over to look carefully, and couldn't help sighing: "This painting really looks like it, did you draw it?"

But Ye said, "No, I can draw better."

Feng Yu raised his eyes and glanced at him.

Ye didn't blush and her heart didn't beat.

Feng Yu stared at him and continued to look at him, his gaze was particularly meaningful.

But Ye said indifferently: "Only this one, this deity is not the kind of person who likes to buy portraits."

"Really?" Feng Yu glanced at him, and said slowly, "What are you doing with the portrait of Little Phoenix?"

Ye Que: "Repel evil spirits."

Feng Yu's expression was bright in an instant.

But Ye immediately changed his words: "Paste the wall."

Feng Yu: "..." Shut up, it might as well be the last rhetoric.

Feng Yu sighed, couldn't help but patted him on the shoulder, and said worriedly: "When will you be able to marry a wife like this?"

But Ye looked at him with undisguised eyes, as if using his eyes... to propose marriage.

Feng Yu wanted to tease him, but he stared at him embarrassedly, and said fiercely: "What are you looking at me for?"

Ye noticed that his earlobe was red, stared at it for two seconds, then raised his hand to touch his earlobe.

Feng Yu dodged for a while.

But Ye said, "Your earlobe is red."

Feng Yu immediately said: "Natural."

Ye Que: "It's even redder."

"..." Feng Yu clenched his fists, wanting to hit him, "You are the only one with eyes!"

His earlobe was a little red again, but Ye wanted to get close to kiss him, and then gently sucked it into his mouth.

Feng Yu's goosebumps fell all over the ground, and she couldn't help but said: "What are you thinking?"

The eyes are too eager!I suspect he is messing with me with his eyes!

Ye looked away, and said, "It's nothing."

Feng Yu pointed to the mirror beside him indifferently, and said, "Go and take a look yourself, and see if your eyes look like you want to eat someone."

Ye Que: "..."

Feng Yu sat on a chair beside her, stood up again, and took two steps towards the inner room.

But Ye immediately stood in front of him, a little flustered: "What are you doing here today?"

Feng Yu looked at him suspiciously, and then looked at the inner room behind the screen.

Ye was very calm and pressed his shoulder.

Feng Yu squinted her eyes: "Is there something hidden on the bed?"

Ye Ke: "No."

"Really?" Feng Yu looked at his expression, moved closer, hooked his hair, and gently tugged, "Aren't you so flustered?"

But Ye said, "No panic."

Feng Yu's expression changed suddenly, and he said, "Ye Que, your little phoenix portrait is on fire."

Ye frowned and looked back.

Feng Yu took the opportunity to sneak into the inner room, and was blinded by the portraits of phoenixes all over the bed.

Not just this one?

Is it because I don’t have a hobby of buying portraits?

Are these ghosts?

But Ye came back to his senses and froze, feeling like he had a crush on someone and was caught by him on the spot.

Feng Yu stared at it for two seconds, and couldn't help asking: "To be honest, have you worshiped me for a long time?"

Ye Que: "..."

"By the way, it's to ward off evil spirits," Feng Yu suppressed a smile, "There are so many, how many evil spirits do you have to avoid?"

Feng Yu suggested: "Next time, buy a portrait of a more majestic phoenix, it will have a better effect of warding off evil spirits."

Ye Que: "..."

Feng Yu took a closer look at the portrait, and said dissatisfiedly, "What do you buy such a small one for? It looks like a ball of wool."

But Ye looked at him and said, "Very cute."

Feng Yu said seriously: "You are cute, you have to learn to use your prestige to praise others, do you know?"

Ye Que: "Yes."

Feng Yu looked at the sky outside, put his finger on his shoulder, and nodded lightly: "Okay, I want to ask you out."

But Ye's heart moved: "Where are you going?"

Feng Yu bent his eyes, and said obediently: "Just turn around."

Then Ye was tricked out.

Ye but generally don't like the street market, and his evaluation of it is only four words: noisy and messy.

But now that Feng Yu is by his side, everything he sees has changed, and his evaluation has become noisy but not annoying, messy but not chaotic, and even cute.

Feng Yu lured him out of the house, and his true face was revealed. He eagerly grabbed his arm and said, "Hurry up, there are two dim sum shops open, and you won't be able to grab them any later."

But Ye stopped in his tracks and his face sank: "The reason why you brought this deity out is to let this deity line up for you?"

Feng Yu said righteously: "How can you think so?"

After a while, Feng Yu calmly assigned tasks: "I'll line up here, you line up over there! Go!"

Ye's face was dark: "I won't go."

Feng Yu pushed him: "Hurry up, hurry up."

Ye felt that he was just a queuing machine in his eyes, and said in a low voice: "Don't challenge the bottom line of this deity."

Feng Yu hugged him with her arms, and said softly, "Please."

Ye angrily lowered the bottom line a little, and went to help him line up.

After a while, Feng Yu finished queuing up and turned to look at Ye Que, but couldn't find anyone. Turning her head, she found Ye Ke standing behind her, holding freshly baked sugar-fried chestnuts in her hand.

Feng Yu was surprised and said: "So fast?"

Ye Que: "Yes."

Feng Yu looked at him suspiciously, and said, "Did you jump in line?"

Ye Ke: "No."

"Really," Feng Yu took the things in his hand, glanced at it, and said happily, "Why did you give you so much?"

"Ah."

Feng Yu squinted his eyes, fed him a small snack in a good mood, and said, "This is for you."

At this time, someone passed by and greeted Ye Ye with a smile.

Ye nodded.

Feng Yu wondered, "You know him?"

But Ye said, "I don't know."

Another person came over, but Zhao Ye said hello, and finally glanced at Feng Yu secretly.

……what's the situation?Feng Yu was at a loss.

After that, from time to time, someone nodded at them and gave them a smile that seemed to be a blessing.

Feng Yu couldn't take it anymore, so he dragged Ye Ke into an alley where no one was around, and asked, "What happened?"

But Ye said, "I'm not sure."

Here's the thing.When I was queuing at that night, I happened to hear the people in front discussing what is needed to start a family, so I compared them one by one in my heart.

"First of all, there is someone you like."

Have.

"The second is the bride price."

Not yet.

"At least give your sweetheart something you like."

delivered.

"I heard that there is a poor man who doesn't even have a copper coin. No wonder he can't marry a wife."

The deity still has a copper plate.

They turned their heads and saw Ye Que who was listening to them carefully, and talked to him enthusiastically: "Is this young man queuing up to buy things for his sweetheart?"

Ye subconsciously glanced at Feng Yu, and Feng Yu's team was faster than him, in front of him.

The people around gossiped: "Have you caught up?"

Ye Ke: "No."

Everyone was bored queuing up, and they all started talking to him, asking how long they had been chasing him.

Ye was instantly terrified, his face sank subconsciously, thinking that Feng Yu didn't like him like this, he twitched the corners of his mouth stiffly.

Everyone enthusiastically asked him if he liked it for a long time.

Ye nodded.

Feng Yu over there is about to buy things, but there is still a long queue at Yebuter, everyone is very adult and beautiful, and they work together to get him to the front.

Feng Yu didn't know it, and patted his chest: "I'm scared to death, people who don't know look at that posture and think we are a young couple."

Ye was silent.

A gust of wind blew up in the alley, Feng Yu raised his hand and rubbed his eyes, narrowed his eyes, raised his face and said, "Blow it for me."

Ye was taken aback, and reluctantly blew on his red lips.

Feng Yu: "..."

The corner of Feng's mouth twitched, unable to bear it any longer: "Blow your eyes! There's sand in your eyes!"

But Ye came closer again, blew at his eyes, and after a while, said, "Is it better?"

Feng's long eyelashes moved, and she tried to open her eyes, seeing the blurry handsome face close at hand, her heart almost stopped.

Ye Que: "Huh?"

Feng Yu opened his eyes, facing Shang Ye's enlarged and clear face, the blood in his whole body froze for a moment, and he froze on the spot.

To be honest, he is so handsome, even a little silly is acceptable.

When he was in a daze, Ye lowered his head and bit the thing in his hand without changing his expression.

Feng Yu came back to his senses and stamped his feet angrily: "Hello!"

Ye frowned, "It's hot."

Feng Yu: "You don't understand, it tastes only slightly hot."

The little carrot monster ran rampant in a place where no one was around, and was attracted by the scent.

They rushed over quickly, greedily said: "Can you give us all?"

But Ye kept a straight face: "No."

Then I gave it all to Feng Yu.

Feng Yu thought childishly, squatted down and said: "Come here and line up."

The little radish monster happily jumped over, tripped each other in order not to let his companions eat, and then fought angrily.

But Ye directly fed a piece of pastry into Feng Yu's mouth.

Feng Yu stopped being obsessed with fighting the little radish monsters, broke the sweet-scented osmanthus cake into many portions, and distributed them one by one. After the distribution, there was still a small portion left, and coughed lightly: "I accidentally left a portion." .”

It's too obvious, it's left for the deity.But Ye's heart skipped a beat.

Feng Yu put the sweet-scented osmanthus cake into her mouth.

Ye Que: "..."

He wanted to eat it, but then he kissed Ye Que and asked if it was delicious?Suddenly I felt a little embarrassed, so I had to continue eating. Because I kept thinking about it, my face turned red.

Ye saw him blushing, and suddenly realized something.

Does he want to kiss the deity?But Ye's heart was beating like a drum, and he was in a panic, not knowing where to put his hands.

In the end, he got closer as he wished, pressed the back of his head, ignored Feng Yu's shocked gaze, and lightly took a bite of the pastry he was holding in his mouth.

The phoenix is ​​petrified in situ.

Night let him go.

Feng Yu almost choked: "What are you doing!!! What are you doing in broad daylight!"

"Too sweet," Ye Ke commented, "Why do you like something so sweet?"

Feng Yu: "Good teeth, you don't care about me."

After a long while, Ye said: "My teeth are also very good." It is absolutely possible to bite that sweet little phoenix.

... Feng Yu raised his hand and wanted to hit him, but he clenched his fist and didn't argue with him.

A little radish monster was the fastest eater, intending to ask for another piece. He looked up at the red phoenix, stunned.

It poked its companion with the radish mustache.

The little radish monsters raised their heads in unison, and then they were all turned red by the atmosphere.

Feng Yu raised his eyebrows: "What are you thinking about?"

The little radish monster was very excited, screaming in a hurry, but they all said the same sentence: "Did you get married just now?"

Feng Yu: "..."

Their voices add up to be particularly high, the kind that can break through the sky, making one suspect that the entire street will be attracted to it.

Feng Yu looked around, but fortunately there was no one there, so she knelt down and said, "Quiet."

The little radish monsters became even more restless, jumping up one after another, excitedly saying: "Give me sugar! Give me sugar!"

Feng Yu: "..." A whole pot of soup can be eaten for many days.

Feng Yu coughed lightly, and said flatly: "Your snacks will be snatched by Ye Que."

The little radish monsters immediately fell silent, hugged their snacks tightly, and looked at Ye Que hostilely.

Ye Que: "..."

Feng Yu held back her laughter badly, holding back her laughter very hard, and tried not to laugh out loud in Ye Que's face.

Ye Ke moved her finger, the desire locked in her heart struggled to break out of the cage, wanting to do something to the person in front of her.

The little radish monster had enough to eat and drink, and jumped over to be touched on the head by Feng Yu.

Feng Yu was amused, and whispered: "Did you see it? The little cutie of your magic palace just bought it for a small snack."

But Ye said displeased: "Don't call others cute."

Feng Yu: "..." Do you want to fight?

Feng Yu didn't bother to pay attention to him, and touched the heads of the little radish monsters with her fingers, one by one.

Finally, Ye Que's head.

Feng Yu: "...Why are you joining in the fun?"