Mozun cried and wanted to hang himself

The little radish monster was too domineering, which affected the image of the Demon Palace, and was dispatched to the human world for transformation.

Chop firewood in the morning, carry water at noon, get up earlier than chickens, and sleep later than pigs.In less than two days, the body of the radish lost a lot of weight, and it was no longer as round as before, and it was as dry as a dried radish.

Coupled with the lack of time to make up, the whole radish looks pale and sloppy, and it looks like the kind that has no partner.

They were very sad, and they cried together, crying and fighting each other because the other's crying was too ugly.

When Feng Yu came over, he found that the Demon Palace was quite deserted, so he went straight to Yeque's room without being entangled by those little guys.

He looked over from the window, but Ye was frowning in the room, wondering what he was thinking.

Feng Yu got up to play a prank, and was going to scare him.So I tiptoed to open the window, turned over and entered, and landed lightly on the ground without making any sound.

Ye turned around.

... can this be found?Feng's movements froze, and he simply leaned against the window, lazily crossed his arms, and greeted him.

But Ye suppressed the light in his eyes, and said lightly: "Why are you here?"

Feng Yu approached and teased: "How many times will you wander around the room if I don't come?"

Ye did not speak.

Feng Yu took a casual look, and from the corner of the eye, he saw the paper that hadn't been put away in time on the table, and when he took a closer look, the words "Little Phoenix's Preferences" were written on the paper.

Feng Yu was amused: "If you want to know, just ask me, why bother?"

But Ye saw that there was nowhere to hide, and said, "Are you satisfied with what you saw?"

Feng Yu: "..."

But Ye took out another piece of paper, handed it over, and said in a charitable tone: "This is the self-criticism you have always wanted the deity to write."

What is there to be proud of in writing a review?Feng Yu looked over and saw that his self-criticism was full of "beauty is the original sin".

"..." Feng Ji shook the paper, staring at his self-criticism for a long time.

He couldn't help chuckling when he thought of the scene of Ye sitting upright at the desk writing his self-criticism stroke by stroke.

This smile fell into Ye Que's eyes, and Ye Que's heart seemed to be hooked by something, she approached uncontrollably, put her hand on the table, and put the phoenix between herself and the table.

Feng Yu turned her head, and instantly fell into her deep eyes, her heartbeat slowed down by half a beat, and it took a long time before she opened her mouth, pretending to be calm and saying: "...Is there something wrong?"

Ye's stern face was close at hand.

Feng Yu immediately complained first, pointing at him: "Why are you nervous?"

But Ye was hit, and said coldly: "The matter of this deity has nothing to do with you."

Feng Tuo pushed his arm: "It's too close, I need to breathe fresh air."

Is he implying artificial respiration?Ye Que's Adam's apple twitched, and he pressed Feng Yu's hand directly.

Feng Yu: "..."

"Okay," Feng Yu knew how to deal with him, she rubbed her head in his arms, and whispered, "Let go of me."

Ye froze, her heart was about to melt, she had every reason to suspect that this little phoenix also had a crush on her.

Feng Yu just lay on his chest and was frightened by his heartbeat like a wild horse: "...Your heartbeat is too crazy, isn't it?"

Ye finally let go of Feng Yu's hand, and turned away from him: "Your goal has been achieved, the deity has successfully noticed you."

Feng Yu moved over, and took the initiative to lean in front of him, saying: "My purpose is not to attract your attention."

Ye pursed her lips: "Then you—"

Feng Yu said seriously: "Close your eyes quickly."

Ye moved his fingers nervously, hesitated for a moment, and closed his eyes.At that moment, I even thought about where to play after getting married.

Feng Yu's voice was very close: "Open your mouth."

But Ye lightly stroked the back of his head, approached him nervously, and slightly parted his lips.Then something was stuffed into his mouth, and it quickly melted on the tip of his tongue, feeling cold and bitter.

Ye frowned.

Feng Yu clapped his hands, and said generously: "Heart-protecting pill, thank you."

This elixir is rare and expensive.He was worried about Ye Que's health, so he came here specially to treat the sick, and to strengthen the body when not sick.

I think it's a booster drug.But Ye said with eyes that saw through everything: "Really?"

Feng Yu didn't bother to talk to him: "Nonsense."

But Ye sneered, looked at him with interest, and pursed his lips and said, "You little guy with a deep heart."

Feng Yu: "..." What the hell did you imagine?Still called so disgusting?You're the little one, and all of you are little ones.

But Ye firmly grasped his wrist, confidently: "I know what you are thinking?"

Feng Yu didn't even bother to roll his eyes.

Ye Que's fingertips rubbed against his smooth wrist, once, again and again, as if thousands of words were being rubbed, it was very numbing.

...Feng's skin was covered in goosebumps after being rubbed by him.

But Ye glanced at him, hesitated to speak, pursed his lips, and continued to touch his wrist.

Feng Yu's scalp was numb, and Tian Ling Gai felt sour like prickly ash.

...Brother, how did you manage to make the atmosphere so nasty without saying a word?

After a while, Ye raised her lips: "Very good, quite well-behaved."

Feng Yu's forehead twitched, Xiao Bao couldn't bear it anymore: "Shut up, believe it or not, I'll hit you!"

Sure enough, I still don't like the deity.But Ye didn't kiss Feng Yu, and was murdered, feeling ups and downs, and let out a cold snort.

As long as you use your words well, I won't be so harsh on you.Feng Yu sat down on the chair, calmed down, and asked, "What are your plans for the future?"

But Ye felt depressed all over his body, and dropped two sonorous words: "Destroy the world."

...Mie Shi you ghost!Feng Yu was powerless to complain, and said fiercely: "Believe it or not, I will kill you first?"

Ye Que's heart fell into the ice cave.

Sure enough, the tenderness that was occasionally shown before was all illusions. I just said that if I want to destroy the world, he will destroy me.

But Ye was wrong, too bad, he still doesn't like you after all.

Feng Yu went to pull his arm.

But Ye earnestly pulled off the hands on his arms, turned his head away from looking at him, and remained silent for a long time.

...Brother, you are so difficult, is your heart made of crystal or glass?

Feng Yu jumped in front of him: "Brother, what are you thinking?"

But Ye frowned and said, "Call me brother."

Feng Yu: "..."

Feng Yu said in a soft voice: "Okay, brother, tell me, just tell me what you think of me."

Ye, however, liked this very much, glanced at him, and said calmly: "You are just a person who approached the deity maliciously and wanted to kiss the deity's face."

Feng Yu: "..." I'm going crazy, where is the medicine for my brain?

The bell on the street swayed weakly, Feng Yu felt the ringing, stood up, and said: "I still have something to do, I'm leaving first, I'll come to see you when I'm free!"

After speaking, he quickly jumped out of the window.

Ye stared at the empty window in a daze.He is always so indifferent that people can't figure out his thoughts.

Just as he was about to close the window, Feng Yu's head popped out of the window again, boasting: "By the way, the review is very interesting, keep up the good work!"

Ye Que: "..."

Feng Yu walked for a while in the city, and the whole street was covered with ropes, which ordinary people couldn't see.Whenever there are evil spirits, the bell on the rope will ring.

On the street, ghost messengers from the underworld performed their performances on the street, and the spectators were surrounded by three floors and three floors outside.

Feng Yu followed the sound and found that it was not some evil spirit that was causing the trouble, but that the yin energy was so heavy that it made the bells shake wildly.

The four men in black had a zombie face, pale and thin, and tall.The bruises under the eyes are heavy, and the black robe has a bloody skull printed on it.

The ghost messengers performed the performances of crushing boulders in the chest, pouring oil into the pan with bare hands, and pulling each other's heads, and they received warm applause.

The big broken iron basin on the ground is full of silver, copper plates, pearl silk cloth, sweet potatoes, dead mice...

A ghost messenger suddenly shuddered, sensing something was wrong, subconsciously raised his head.

Feng Yu not far away smiled at him.

The ghost messenger shivered in fright, and quickly poked his companion.

When the companion saw it, there was a trace of panic on the zombie's face, but he calmed down quickly, patted him on the shoulder, and signaled: Don't be afraid, we are very popular and rich now, just a little bit.

So everyone was a little drifting, very swollen, and pretended not to see it.

Feng Yu raised his hand, his fingertips moved slightly, as if he was drawing a picture without rushing, a pale yellow outline appeared in the air.

The ghost messengers were frightened, they immediately stopped acting, and Munmen picked up the big iron basin on the ground and ran away.It is impossible to leave the big iron basin, after all, it is full of hard-earned money.

Because he was so handsome, a lot of fragrant handkerchiefs were stuffed into the big iron basin before he ran.

Feng Yu leaned against the big tree and waited for them, teasingly said: "Don't continue?"

The ghost messengers hung their heads, stood in a row, hugged the big iron basin, and said in a sullen voice, "Master Shenjun."

Feng Yu took them to ride the illusion, and asked on the way: "Didn't Xie Qingfa send you to seduce souls?"

The ghost messengers shed tears of grievance: "I don't want to seduce souls, I want to perform art to make money, and I want to marry a wife."

Feng Yu: "..."

In the illusionary realm, Feng Yu casually made a move, and the fluttering moth flew over.

He originally thought, Xie Qingfa, the person who came to pick you up, but after thinking about it, he changed his mind and said, "Xie Qingfa, come and play cards."

The little moth was ordered and flew away with fluttering wings.

Feng Yu glanced at the hard-earned money earned by the ghost messengers, and reminded: "Xie Qingfa is coming, you should hide your things well, so that they won't be discovered."

The ghost messenger nodded gratefully and stuffed the things in his pockets.

Feng Yu said: "Don't—"

"No!" The ghost guard fiercely grabbed the mouse in his pocket.

Feng Yu: "..."

Not long after, Xie Qingfa really rushed over, excitedly said: "Little bird! You finally figured it out!"

Feng Yu pointed behind her, and calmly said: "Take your people back."

Xie Qing was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he had been cheated, and waved his sleeves angrily: "Didn't you come to play cards? How can you lie? You let me down so much."

Feng Yu: "..."

Xie Qingfa looked around and asked curiously, "Where's Ye Que? Why can't I see anyone?"

Feng Yu said: "Crazy."

Xie Qingfa: "..." Showing affection again!

Xie Qingfa finally got along with Feng Yu alone, insisted on playing cards with him, and finally played until dark, losing only Li Yi.

Although the loss was miserable, it was very enjoyable.Xie Qingfa bid farewell to Feng Yu with a lot of enthusiasm, and happily returned to the underworld with the ghost messenger.

Xie Qingfa walked a few steps, and suddenly felt that he was very depraved. He looked back at Feng Yu, and said seriously: "Little Bird, if I ask you to play cards again, you will chop off my hand."

Feng Yu: "..."

On the way back to the underworld, Xie Qing heard a sneer, turned his head, and met Ye Que who was full of evil spirits.

Xie Qingfa waved to him friendly.

Ye looked at him condescendingly, and said in a slow and intimidating manner, "Don't try to get close to him."

Xie Qingfa: "???"

Ye Que's voice was as cool as a layer of moonlight: "You know what invisible thoughts you have."

Xie Qingfa was stunned.

But Ye said coldly: "It's not a good habit to leave your own things at other people's homes."

After speaking, Xie Qingfa's robe fell from the sky and landed on his head.

Xie Qingfa's eyes went dark, and he danced and pulled his outer robe.

Not as handsome as the deity, nothing to be afraid of.But Ye said lightly: "This deity will let you go for the time being."

Finished talking and left.

... Xie Qing was stunned in place with a look of horror on his face.

No wonder he left in a hurry today.But Ye waved his sleeves angrily, and Glass was heartbroken, and wanted to go back to the magic palace to shut himself up, and pay homage to his love that was strangled to death in the cradle before it sprouted.

I won't see him again in the future.