Third watch

Wang Xiaoming was awakened by an octave-high voice.

"Look at you, what to do, my furniture is all ready, you are thieves—" a woman stood at the door and said.

Then came the voice of Lu Xiaolu laughing, "A little accident happened..."

"Isn't it just a plywood bedside table?" Zhong Yi said.

The female voice instantly raised its voice again, "It's matching - when I opened the store, I specially sought out Master..."

"We will pay..."

"Rough workmanship..."

"counter……"

The sound of the door being shut.

Wang Xiaoming opened his eyes, just in time to see Zhong Yi squatting in front of the bed looking for things, and was startled by the sudden movement of his eyes opening.

"Wake up," Zhong Yi said.

"Hmm." Wang Xiaoming sat up halfway, his hair curled up, "What time is it..., where is Xiao Lu?"

"There are few things in the room, and we have to lose money." Zhong Yi said concisely, took out a bank card, and looked at him carefully: "How are you?"

Wang Xiaoming was stunned: "Huh?"

"I'm fine." Wang Xiaoming blinked his eyes: "Isn't it just sleeping?"

Zhong Yi: "...you don't remember?"

Wang Xiaoming: "Remember what?"

Zhong Yi paused: "It's okay."

After speaking, he stood up holding the card: "I guess there is not enough cash, you lie down, and I will go out to get the money."

Wang Xiaoming: "...Oh, let's go."

Zhong Yi silently turned around and went out, closing the door.

It happened that Lu Xiaolu came upstairs: "Oh, the proprietress really dare to speak, I don't have enough money..."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain..

Zhong Yi: "..."

Lu Xiaolu: "?!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Lu Xiaolu: "...Xiao Ming is bewitched again? Is there another monster in the room?"

The corner of Zhong Yi's mouth twitched twice: "It's okay."

"It doesn't sound like it's okay." Lu Xiaolu was also startled by Wang Xiaoming's shout: "Oh my god... I've known him for several years, and I haven't seen him break down so excited..."

The sound of beating the bed in the room was replaced by a strange sound of kicking the wall.

"Is he okay?" Lu Xiaolu felt uneasy and wanted to reach out to open the door.

Zhong Yi raised his hand to stop him: "If you go in now, he will scream even louder."

Lu Xiaolu looked at him suspiciously: "How do you know? I think you two are acting strange... Did you do something embarrassing just now?"

Zhong Yi: "Smack you!"

Lu Xiaolu: "I'm worried that Xiao Ming is possessed by evil."

"It's okay, Mr. Bai is with him." Zhong Yi said calmly, "Let's go and make money."

Master Bai is certainly not such a caring cat.

In fact, it despises the current Wang Xiaoming very much.

From its point of view, cats whose balls have just been picked are not as mad as Wang Xiaoming.

It looked coldly at Wang Xiaoming tossing about for a long time, and was about to jump out of bed to find Zhong Yi boringly, when its tail was grabbed suddenly.

As soon as it turned around, Wang Xiaoming's gloomy face was enlarged: "Master Bai... let's go beat your master up."

Master Bai looked at him with the eyes of a fool.

Wang Xiaoming went crazy: "It's enough to beat him with amnesia! Why don't you beat me up! I've lost my mind this time!"

Damn!Why did he still remember being possessed so clearly when he woke up—no, the person involved should be totally ignorant of this kind of thing!

Why is it that when he was possessed, his body was clearly out of control, but his consciousness was still so clear? !

Not only did he remember how he rubbed and rubbed Zhong Yi, but he even remembered how he pulled open his pants to catch Jiji's hunger and thirst! ! !

Ahhhhhh he can't survive!

This is simply the most shameful thing he has ever done in his life!

What kind of monster is that? It doesn't want to eat people or harm people. It only cares about mating and mating...

Wang Xiaoming wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Really." He said seriously to Master Bai: "You scratch me to death with one paw. Hurry up, be quick, before the master comes back..."

"What are you doing?" Zhong Yi's surprised voice sounded.

Although he knew that Wang Xiaoming must be going crazy in the room, he didn't expect the way of going crazy to be so special... Kowtow to Lord Bai?

Wang Xiaoming turned his head and saw that Lu Xiaolu and Zhong Yi had returned, so he quickly got up from the ground.

Wang Xiaoming→→: "Where did you go?"

Zhong Yi ←←: "Go and lose money."

Wang Xiaoming→→: "Oh."

Zhong Yi ←←: "Yes."

There was a sudden awkwardness in the room.

The only one who wasn't embarrassed was the confused Lu Xiaolu: "When you get up, pack your bags quickly, and get ready to go."

Wang Xiaoming: "? Where are you going?"

Lu Xiaolu was taken aback by the question: "Where else can we go? Didn't we come to find the ghost market?"

"Found it?!" Wang Xiaoming's eyes widened.

"Follow the old woman from that night." Zhong Yi said.

Wang Xiaoming: "Huh?"

"That old woman is obviously a ghost, not a natural product." Zhong Yi said: "Although it is tattered, she is indeed wearing clothes. If it is not because of the deterioration after death, it is driven by someone."

"Anyone who can drive this kind of thing must know the way to the ghost market."

"Stop going to the mass grave?" Wang Xiaoming said.

"You can ask for directions, why do you need to find out by yourself?" Zhong Yi gave him a contemptuous look.

"...Wait." Lu Xiaolu said, "It suddenly occurred to me, what if that person deliberately approached that old Montenegro demon to plot against us that night?"

"Let's ask for directions, and beat him up by the way." Zhong Yi said lightly.

"It would be great if we were able to strangle the three of us to death, but since we missed it, no wonder we came to seek revenge."

"How much did you pay for the guest house?" Wang Xiaoming suddenly thought of this matter.

Lu Xiaolu hummed twice.

Zhong Yi glared at him.

Lu Xiaolu immediately stopped moaning.

Wang Xiaoming immediately became curious: "Then the proprietress must be talking loudly, right?"

"Yes." Lu Xiaolu said angrily, "I was bargaining downstairs, and finally got it from [-] to [-]..."

Then Zhong Yi, who went to withdraw the money, came back and dumped [-] at the counter.

Thinking back, Lu Xiaolu still wanted to vomit blood.

"Too rich." Lu Xiaolu said bitterly.

"We don't have much time, so get out early." Zhong Yi said, "I only withdrew the money once, and I don't intend to pay more."

"Is that because the ATM can only withdraw [-] at a time?" Lu Xiaolu said.

"Shut up." Zhong Yi said.

"You are so rich, why do you let me buy train tickets?" Wang Xiaoming said sourly, "You should buy air tickets.

You are the boss. " Zhong Yi said as a matter of course.

"You don't need to buy a plane ticket." Lu Xiaolu said, "Buy a car, I can't even walk."

It just rained last night, and walking to the countryside is always muddy and rocky. There will inevitably be water. If you step on a foot, you will bring a large piece of soft mud, and you will be dragged after two steps.

"You can't pull your feet out of the mud, so can the wheels get up?" Zhong Yi said.

Only Master Bai didn't have to trudge through the mud. Zhong Yi bathed it twice every three days to keep it white and white, and it looked very good. At this time, it was lying on Zhong Yi's backpack and flicking its tail leisurely.

"Where is this place? The more you walk, the more remote you are. Are you sure you can find the old woman from that night?" Wang Xiaoming struggled to pull out one foot from the mud, and immediately stepped on the next foot into the mud.

"Instead of that old cat, it's more convenient to go this way." Lu Xiaolu complained: "You didn't see us chasing it out that night, good guy, you can jump a few meters high, and you can climb trees with one jump. I'm afraid it will be difficult for monkeys to catch her. I hope Master's method is reliable, if you walk this way a few times, you will be buried in the mud."

"Don't call me Master." Zhong Yi said, "When did I make a mistake in what I did? Do you think I am Wang Xiaoming?"

Wang Xiaoming: "..."

"I saw her agility at the time, and whenever she got a chance to get close, I cast an iron hook and golden thread curse on her." Zhong Yi said: "As long as the thread is unbroken, she can't run away."

Lu Xiaolu looked around: "Line?"

"You can't see it." Zhong Yi said lightly: "It is said to be a thread, but it is actually just a thread."

"The ink thread is the basic magic weapon of Lubanmen. Every Lubanmen disciple must carry it with him, and he can't take it down even when he sleeps." Zhong Yi said: "It's just that my inkline has been improved. The middle part is cut off, and only two ends are left. Throw one end into a ton of sea cloth, and if I hold the other end, I can pull it out."

As Zhong Yi said, he raised his hand to show them. He had a watch on his hand, which looked quite ordinary. The Big Dipper was engraved on the black dial, and there was a black straight line in the middle of the minute hand. The pointer is already decorated.

"I embed that black thread into the pointer and match it with the dial to make an object-finding compass." Zhong Yi said: "I buckle the other end into the strap, which is thinner than a hair. Just pull it, It can be bounced anywhere, it cannot be easily taken off, and it is not easy to be found."

"The old hag has hair all over her head and face, and it was at night again. When Master Bai forced her, I snapped my fingers and hooked her up."

The pointer did not move at this moment, pointing straight to the end of the dirt road in front of him.

The three of them dug their feet in the mud and walked for almost an hour and a half before seeing a village at the edge of the field.

There are many hills and mountains in Guangxi, and the houses in the village are also scattered. The three of them walked through the village. A few children with snotty noses followed them when they saw them, like a group of puppies who refused to disperse. He followed wherever he went, and led a few big geese behind him.

Both Wang Xiaoming and Lu Xiaolu liked children, they pretended to walk a few steps without looking back, then turned around suddenly, grabbed the two children with the shortest legs and had no time to run, laughed and hugged them up.

The child who ran away stopped immediately and picked up tiles and straws to save people.

Zhong Yi said, "Are you here to abduct the child? Let it go."

The two put the child down, dug into the bag for a long time, took out two boxes of chewing gum eaten on the train, and divided them one by one.

"The people in the mountains are still simple and simple." Lu Xiaolu said with a smile: "If you give candies to children in the city, passers-by will call the police."

A few children got the candy and started chatting with them. There were a few children in elementary school who spoke Zhuanghua with Mandarin, and the three of them couldn't understand them.

"We're going to fight." Lu Xiaolu said, "Can't children keep up? This is an act of violence..."

"Then scare them away." Wang Xiaoming said, squeezing Zhong Yi: "Go and scare them."

Zhong Yi sullenly said, "Why me?"

"Little Lu and I are very close." Wang Xiaoming said, "Suddenly turning our faces, isn't it leaving a childhood shadow on others?"

Zhong Yi said: "Don't do it. You brought it in."

Not only him, but even Master Bai acted very noble and glamorous, no matter how curious those children were, they were too stingy to touch the tip of their tails.

Just as Wang Xiaoming was about to speak, the children who were chattering behind them just now suddenly became agitated.

A bold one stepped forward and grabbed Lu Xiaolu's bag.

Lu Xiaolu: "?"

"What are you going to do?" the child said, "You can't go ahead."