Tibetan Sword Arms Dealer[ABO]
Chapter 51
Ye Ming was sitting in the lecture position, and when he heard all kinds of rambunctious remarks below, he immediately wanted to raise his epee and roll a big windmill to these alphas who were dying.But Andrew next to him patted his hand and whispered, "Don't get excited."
Ye Ming resisted the urge not to cause a campus tragedy. Fortunately, there was a teacher to maintain order. Soon the students stopped talking and waited quietly for Ye Ming to give them a lecture.
Apart from this hiccup, the lecture went pretty well.Ye Ming's image has become taller. All the young alpha students who haven't dated yet are completely attracted by this perfect omega.
The students admired and admired Mr. Ye Ming, and when the lecture was over, they all surrounded him and asked him various questions, of course there were also personal questions, like the previous questions about "how often do you estrus", Explicit and erotic.The result is that Teacher Ye Ming really went crazy, and all the alpha students were dumbfounded with a swipe of the epee.The headlines of tomorrow's newspaper may be "Omega bloodbathed the Royal Military Academy", "The first campus tragedy in thousands of years" and so on.But this can't alleviate the students' admiration for Teacher Ye Ming. They all worship the strong, and it's rare to have a powerful omega.
So much so that Teacher Ye Ming was about to leave, and there were still a bunch of alphas who were obsessed with bidding farewell.
"Teacher, will you come again? Come to give us a lecture again. Your speech is really good. By the way, teacher, your voice is so beautiful, I am...fascinated."
"Will the teacher give us a physiology class next time? I don't think the physiology class taught by our alpha teacher is vivid enough and we can't learn it at all."
"Teacher heard that you have a weapon shop, can I see you there?"
Force can't get rid of this group of clingy and M-prone alpha students.Ye Ming felt that he was one head and two big, and he didn't want to go to the military academy in the future. This is really a terrible place.
Andrew said with a smile: "It seems that the students like you very much, why don't you tell Dean about it, and just come to the military academy as an instructor."
"Hehe...I don't think Dean will agree." Ye Ming laughed dryly, "Even if I kill him, I won't agree."
Andrew raised his eyebrows and said, "You're not afraid of these little alphas, are you? In fact, as long as you become strict, they won't dare to be presumptuous to you."
"I'd better run my Tibetan Sword Villa well, and I suddenly thought of a good idea, besides selling weapons, I can also sell other things." Ye Ming said: "By the way, I don't want to go back to the palace. I'll just send it to Hidden Sword Villa."
"This is not easy," Andrew said with some difficulty, "my dear brother told me to take you back. If you don't go back, he will make things difficult for me."
"It's so funny, it's a good thing if you don't play him." Ye Ming said.
Andrew laughed and said, "I'll take it as if you're praising me. For your good eyesight, I'll send you there."
Andrew sent the man to Hidden Sword Villa, and then drove away.When Ye Ming entered, he received a surprised look from the Beta girl. The Beta girl greeted her and said, "Boss, why are you back? Your Majesty the King said that you have been living in the palace recently, and asked me to take a good look at the store."
Ye Ming said: "I will live here from now on."
"..." It seemed that there was a quarrel, the beta girl blinked and said, "Then I'll ask someone to serve the boss's dinner."
Ye Ming nodded and said, "By the way, I'll tell you something later, we're going to expand our business."
"Oh, okay." The beta girl hurried back, curious about the idea of expanding the business, and said, "Boss, are you going to open a branch?"
Ye Ming said: "Of course not. I suddenly thought of an idea. In addition to selling weapons, we can also sell other things. You can see that selling weapons is good, but you can't eat it if you buy several by yourself. The sales volume is not good." It’s going to be big, so we have to think broadly.”
"Then what are they selling? Roast chicken..." the beta girl looked blank.
"This, this..." Ye Ming rubbed his nose, feeling a little embarrassed. In fact, he wanted to sell condoms. It was a "snapshot" forced by His Majesty King Dean. It seems that people in this world don't need condoms at all. It's too unscientific, "It's not easy to talk about." Asking him to discuss the issue of condoms with a girl, Ye Ming is still a bit thin-skinned.
The beta girl said: "What the hell is it? Boss, you are so mysterious. I'm almost suffocated by you."
"I'll draw a rough sketch for you, and then you can find someone to make a batch of it." Ye Ming said, "I'll go back to my room first, and I'll call you later." After speaking, he rushed back to the room and closed the door I started to draw a sketch of the condom, and wrote an instruction manual, so that everyone would not know how to use it.
After waiting for an hour and a half, Ye Ming finally came out with his manuscript, handed it to the beta girl, and said, "You can read it when I go back."
"..." The beta girl was still very obedient, and she opened it after the boss had disappeared, but because Ye Ming's drawing skills are really bad, she thought it was a pacifier at first glance... Fortunately, there are big ones beside them. A lot of instructions for use.
The beta girl turned red as soon as she finished reading it. She glanced at Ye Ming several times while waiting for dinner, and then said hesitantly, "Boss, can this really be sold?"
"Ahem, of course." Ye Ming said solemnly.
"But, there are bumps and scents on it, I don't think it's very reliable." The beta girl said.
"..." Is it really good to discuss this kind of problem during dinner, or is it really good for a man and a woman to discuss this kind of problem? Ye Ming wanted to cover his face and said, "Just do it according to my design. Come a hundred test objects."
"Ah? Experimental product, boss, do you want to take it for experimentation? Wouldn't it be too much to have a hundred of each kind? Boss, you won't be able to bear it, right?" The beta girl looked at him with worried eyes, a look of disapproval look.
"I..." Ye Ming almost choked on the rice, and quickly explained: "I didn't say I would use it myself."
The beta girl said: "Of course I know, it's for King Dean. Boss, your body won't be able to take it anymore, don't be too..."
There is no way to communicate properly anymore, Ye Ming stopped the beta girl from continuing to make up her mind, she couldn't stop talking.
Because of Ye Ming's insistence, the beta girl had to ask someone to make a hundred of each condom, and brought several boxes of samples to Ye Ming the next day.
Ye Ming didn't go back to the palace at night, and King Dean also felt that he might have angered Ye Ming, so he didn't bring him back immediately, thinking that he would play outside for a day, and it would be okay to bring Ye Ming back tomorrow. Same.But someone came to King Dean the next day and said that Ye Ming seemed to have developed something strange.
Ye Ming opened a large box, which contained a hundred condoms. The packaging was decent, and the instructions for use were printed on the back of each condom. The small print was very detailed.Ye Ming read it once and felt very satisfied, then turned over to look at the front of the condom package, and immediately petrified after seeing it.
"...What's going on? Why is the logo of my Dazangjian Villa printed on it!" Ye Ming jumped up in shock, and then grabbed a handful of condoms, and each condom package had a very large one in the middle of the front. The logo of Tibetan Sword Villa in golden yellow, with a row of small characters below it "Condom (Strawberry Flavor)"...
Ye Ming has a group of mud horses galloping past in his head. If the bad friends in the gang see this thing, they will laugh on the ground for a month, and maybe the owner will be so angry. Maybe go.
The beta girl said strangely: "Boss, have you forgotten, you asked to print this logo on all the weapons before, isn't this the icon of our shop?" She picked up a condom and continued, "You didn't pack it for me yesterday. As for the pictures, I just said that the instructions are printed on the back. The person who made it asked what kind of product he wanted, so I told him to print the trademark on the front, and he printed it like this. I think it looks pretty and is very eye-catching.”
"..." Ye Ming silently put down the condom in his hand, crying too much, but fortunately these are experimental products, "cough cough, I'll get you a picture of the package later."
"Boss, Duke Darren is here."
"Who is that?" Ye Ming had never heard of Duke Darren, and was at a loss when he heard the clerk's words.
The beta girl hurriedly whispered: "Boss, Duke Darren is the younger brother of the old king."
Duke Darren was supposed to be Dean's uncle, but he looked very young, with a typical aristocratic aura, very gentlemanly, and well-dressed.Duke Darren got out of the car, followed by a tall man and walked into the Hidden Sword Villa.
As soon as Ye Ming heard that he was from the royal family again, he felt dizzy and wanted to sneak back to his room, but just as he was about to go out, he met Duke Darren who was about to come in.
Duke Darren walked in with a smile, and the entourage behind him immediately moved a chair for him and asked him to sit down.The attendant was respectful from the beginning to the end, without unnecessary movements, not even redundant eyes.
Duke Darren said, "Are you that Omega named Ye Ming?" He looked Ye Ming up and down, and said gentlemanly.
Ye Ming had never heard of Dean having an uncle before, so he felt a little surprised.Although Duke Darren's status is very high, but now he has very little real power. He is the younger brother of the old king Jesse. He had no hope of winning the throne, but later found that Andrew was an omega, Darren became excited and felt that he had hoped.It's a pity that after this, Marshal Dean popped up inexplicably, and finally the old king handed over the throne to this alpha named Dean, saying that he was the lost prince of the royal family.In this way, the grievances between Darren and Dean cannot be ignored.Darren felt that Dean had robbed his own throne, and Dean couldn't be stupid enough to hand over the real power to this uncle who had a different heart, and kept Duke Darren empty.
Duke Darren heard that Dean had proposed to an omega, and it was still an unidentified omega, so he wanted to take a look, maybe he could take advantage of it.
Duke Darren actually didn’t need Ye Ming’s answer, he had already investigated him very clearly, and said, “I’ve heard that you are a forging master, a royal arms dealer, which is really admirable. So today I am I came here specially to appreciate the weapons you made, can you show them to me?"
Ye Ming couldn't give an order to evict customers for no reason, so he asked the beta girl to take out an epee from the counter and show it to Duke Darren, saying, "Please look at it, there is a price on it."
Each epee weighed several tens of catties, and it took the beta girl a long time to move the epee out, already wheezing and panting.Seeing this, Duke Darren raised his eyebrows, stood up gracefully, and walked to the counter to appreciate the sword.
The epee is forged very meticulously, and of course the price is also very expensive.Duke Darren said in admiration: "It's really a good sword." As he said that, he wanted to reach out for the epee, but obviously he miscalculated the weight of the sword, so he didn't pick it up...
"I like this sword very much. I want to buy it." Duke Darren didn't care about the episode just now, and raised his chin as he spoke.The man behind him who had been following him immediately stepped forward and respectfully placed a bag of gold coins on the counter.
"What's that?" Duke Darren seemed to want to win Ye Ming's favor, pointing to the piles of condoms on the counter, and said, "It looks very novel, I haven't seen it before." He stretched out his hand as he spoke Picked up a condom.
Ye Ming held his forehead and said awkwardly: "Um, this is a new product."
"New weapon?" Duke Darren raised his eyebrows, "It's so small and light, how do you use it?"
"...It's not a weapon." Ye Ming explained: "Actually, you can look at the title of the book on the back. It's written on the back of the package. It's very detailed." He really couldn't say how to use it.
Duke Darren read it carefully, but he didn't seem to understand it, and his frown became tighter and tighter.In fact, Ye Ming forgot a very important question. There seems to be a lot of generation gap between him and people in this world. What he thinks is obvious may not be understood by others, so the manual failed.
Duke Darren was confused by the explanation and didn't understand what it was for. He coughed lightly, and in order to save some face, he said, "Not only does this look novel, but it also looks very practical." He turned his head and looked behind him. The man said generously, "I want all these, and give the money to Mr. Ye Ming."
Without even frowning, the man said respectfully, "Please settle the price."
"...Wait, do you really want all of them? There are more than 800." Ye Ming is really not calm, the Duke wants to buy a thousand condoms...
Duke Darren said, "Of course."
"..."
Duke Darren and his entourage left with [-] condoms. Before leaving, they asked Ye Ming to have dinner in the evening. The beta girl looked at Ye Ming with admiration, and said, "Boss, this condom is selling really well. We have to ask the factory to do more."
Ye Ming had nothing to say, and after a long time he could only say: "Then you go and let the factory continue to work, I'm going back to the palace now."
"Boss, Duke Darren invites you to dinner tonight." The beta girl said.
Ye Ming said: "I didn't agree again. I have something to do now, so I can only say goodbye."
"...Is this really good?" the beta girl said.
Comparatively speaking, the ill-intentioned Duke Darren made Ye Ming more resistant than King Dean, so Ye Ming planned to enter the palace to avoid bad luck. Of course, before entering the palace, he had to make a face, so as to avoid being eaten by animals Lose.After finally returning to normal, Ye Ming changed his appearance into a rough man with a scarred face, and swaggered into the palace.The Jiansan system is convenient, and Yirong is only a click away. Even if Ye Ming changes ten faces every day, he will have no pressure at all.
When Ye Ming entered the palace, he heard the screams of Prince Elvis, thinking that His Royal Highness is quite confident, why is he making noise all the time.He turned a corner and saw two soldiers carrying Prince Elvis walking this way.Prince Elvis' attendants followed behind and did not dare to stop the soldiers, nor did they dare to breathe.
Prince Elvis yelled: "King Dean, King Dean, you have to trust me, I am the one you like, and the one next to you is a counterfeit."
Ye Ming's temples twitched, Dean was so good at attracting bees and butterflies, whether it was omega or alpha, they all rushed to him in groups, why did they post so many goods.
Prince Elvis was dragged past Ye Ming. Ye Ming turned his head and was a little dumbfounded. His mouth was wide open, and his jaw was about to dislocate.Prince Ives spent a lot of money this time, and even had plastic surgery again, which is more frequent than Ye Ming's disguise, almost catching up with the speed of three meals.Prince Ives had the classic No. [-] rough-faced man with a big scar that is exactly the same as Ye Ming now...
Ye Ming felt a sense of guilt in his heart, but Dean must have felt much more guilty than himself. What a beautiful boy was made into such an ugly look... Prince Elvis didn't have the Sword Three System on him, that's true He had a major operation on his face, and weeping for him just thinking about it.
Seeing Ye Ming walk in, Dean frowned, and said, "Why are you going back again?" It was still on the same frequency as that Prince Elvis.
Ye Ming silently opened the virtual control panel, picked a wretched face with a sharp-mouthed monkey cheek, and decisively pressed the disguise.Dean was standing across from him, wanting to rub his eyelids now.
Ye Ming changed his wretched face, and said, "You said that I have become like this now, will the prince also look like this tomorrow?"
Dean said: "You better not look the same every day, the soldiers will not recognize you and block you out of the palace. By the way, did you meet Duke Darren today? He went to your Hidden Sword Villa to buy An epee and eight hundred condoms?"
"..." Knowing so well whether it is necessary or not, Ye Ming felt that there was a traitor around him, and it must be the beta girl who reported to King Dean again.
Dean said, "Don't have too much contact with Duke Darren."
"I didn't, he posted it. Can you tell me a way to stop him from coming to me?" Ye Ming said.
"Actually, you've already thought about it," Dean said. "Stay with me, and he won't have a chance to come to you. Duke Darren invited you to dinner tonight, so you came back."
"...It's not very safe to be by your side." Ye Ming said.
Dean said: "General Rhodes went to the border area recently, I think Curtis will have time to accompany you, you can go find him."
"So, Curtis is also your spy?" Ye Ming said, Dean actually generously asked himself to find Curtis, Curtis is an alpha, the original Dean was not so generous.
Dean said: "By the way, you don't know yet, General Rhodes and Curtis have been married for many years."
"..." No wonder Dean was so generous.
Because Curtis is now the wife of General Rhodes, Dean is very happy to let Curtis accompany Ye Ming, so that someone can take care of Ye Ming when he is busy, and help him drive away people with evil intentions.But Dean soon knew he had drawn the wrong conclusion.
Ye Ming did go to find Curtis. The two hadn't seen each other for "a long time". Of course, Curtis welcomed him very much.Curtis said: "You are finally back. I heard that you went to Alpha Military Academy yesterday to give lectures on weapon forging to those students?"
"...Yeah." Ye Ming said: "It was not a pleasant experience, those students were too..."
Curtis seemed to understand what he meant, he pursed his lips and laughed, and said, "Don't mind. By the way, you are back. Should we continue the business cooperation? I heard that you seem to have developed a new Yesterday, Duke Darren bought [-] of them at once."
Eight hundred condoms, Ye Ming wanted to cover his face when he recalled, and said, "I think it's enough for Mr. Duke to use for several years. I don't know if it will expire before it's used up."
"What the hell is it?" Curtis was a little curious.
"This..." Ye Ming said: "Actually, I should save some for you to bring over. I have already asked the factory to make a large batch of them. I will give you [-] pieces when it is ready. No, it is for General Rhodes, I guess You don't need it. Just treat it as gift money, I didn't make it in time to attend your wedding."
Curtis said, "I'll catch up to your wedding."
Ye Ming quickly diverted the topic away and said, "You just said about cooperation, should we continue to cooperate with weapons? Do you have any good ideas?"
Curtis designed a new blueprint and wanted to work with Ye Ming on a new weapon, but the material of the weapon is a problem. They tried several materials without success. Only the materials in Ye Ming's backpack can be used, which is far from enough , Those are all brought over from the game, if you don’t have them, the easiest way is to go back and collect the materials.But thinking of the conversion formula between four hours and 40 years, Ye Ming felt that this method was not feasible.
When Ye Ming returned to the palace, he still had a worried expression on his face. Dongdong simply ate his share of biscuits and said, "Master, what are you doing? Why did Curtis become a resentful woman after looking for it?" .Could it be that General Rhodes you have been secretly in love with? Friends, husbands should not peep."
"You can roll into Walter's arms smoothly," Ye Ming said.
"Then what happened?" Dongdong said, "I want to help you solve your problems."
Ye Ming said: "I don't have enough materials in my backpack, so I can only go back to the game to get them, but the time is out of sync. What if I go back for an hour, what should I do if it's another ten years here?"
"This is a serious question..." Dongdong said, "Why is the time out of sync?"
"It's good that I know." Ye Ming said distressedly.
"But..." Dongdong took a bite of the biscuit and continued, "Why is the time out of sync?"
"..." Ye Ming silently ignored his convulsions.
Dongdong said seriously: "I'm serious, why is the time not synchronized! I just used your control panel to send a message to Xiao Qiqi. If it is not synchronized, how will Xiao Qiqi respond to me? I didn't wait ten years to receive the news. So, why is the time out of sync?"
Ye Ming was taken aback, Dongdong said he took his own control panel and sent a message to Blood Seven?Ever since I came back to this world, I can use the chat information, and I have sent a lot of messages to the bad friends in the gang, and I can indeed chat normally.What Dongdong said is indeed reasonable. If the time is not synchronized, then those chat messages cannot be sent back and forth coherently.
Ye Ming hurriedly opened the virtual control panel, wanting to confirm this problem, and saw the bad friends in the gang chatting happily.And if you scroll up the chat history, there will be a big "surprise".
[Guild] [Ye Ming]: I'm a bird, guess who I am?
[Guild] [Blood Seven]: It must be Dongdong, you stole your master's control panel again.
[Guild] [Ye Ming]: The master is playing disguise, he didn't notice me ^_^) y [Guild] [Sheep for Picking Flowers]: Xiao Yezi's beautiful face is why Mao needs to be disguised.
[Guild] [Ye Ming]: Because we want to prevent being eaten by animals.
[Guild] [Flower-Picking Sheep]: Cover your face, we will think crooked if the beast eats something.
[Guild] [Ye Ming]: It's crooked in the first place, it can broaden your mind.
The gang immediately became popular, this is definitely gossip news that can be tapped, everyone expressed interest in it, and begged Dongdong to dig deeper.Ever since, Dongdong didn't hesitate to tell Dean and Ye Ming's past, present, and third lives vividly and vividly, absolutely everything, without any reservations.But everyone is obviously just listening to it as a story. Many plots are too sci-fi. Excluding the unscientific parts, in simple terms, Ye Ming was eaten by a military master.
[Guild] [Ye Ming]: The master had a backache the day before yesterday and couldn't carry an epee.
[Guild] [Eating the Flowers of Sheep]: Our Xiao Yezi finally got married.
[Guild] [Blood Seven]: I was so moved that I cried!
[Guild] [Sheep Picking Flowers]: Kneeling down to propose is so touching, no one kneels down to propose to me.
[Guild] [Blood Seven]: First of all...
[Guild] [Eating the Flowers of Sheep]: You need to...
[Guild] [Ye Ming]: A...
[Guild] [Sheep Picking Flowers]: Friends of the Blue Pot...
[Guild] [Sheep Picking Flowers]: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻The old lady of the hemp egg knows.
……
Ye Ming couldn't calm down anymore, squinted at Dongdong and said, "Can you explain to me what's going on?"
Dongdong talked about him from left to right, and said: "Oh, master, it's really okay, you don't have to worry about the materials anymore, you just need to go back to collect the materials, and then come back to sell, you can also sell the things here Bringing it home and selling it is really a perfect idea. We can make a lot of money and buy all kinds of toys. Oh yes, you can also take the scumbag back to your mother’s house. You see, everyone really wants to watch the scumbag , I want to support you. If the scumbag is a scumbag, everyone will take his turn. Er...Master, calm down, what are you going to do? Walter saved your life..."
Ye Ming no longer has to worry about materials, which is very good news. After he taught Dongdong a lesson, he immediately wanted to run back and tell Dean that he wanted to go back to the game, so that Dean could not find anyone. What a fuss.
Dongdong lay on Ye Ming's shoulder listlessly, and said, "I don't think Mr. Scumbag will let you go back to your mother's house easily. He must be afraid that you won't come back."
Ye Ming said: "There is no time difference, I can go back anytime." When he walked to the door, he suddenly stopped and almost forgot about the disguise.
"Why didn't you go in?" Dongdong asked strangely.
Ye Ming said: "I'm looking at what I'm going to look like today."
"Eh... I think everyone's fragile nerves can't stand master playing like this." Dongdong reminded him.
"Why don't I just pretend to be Zhengtai?" Ye Ming wasn't asking for opinions at all, and immediately changed into Zhengtai Xiaozangjian as soon as he said it.
Dongdong wailed, he looked like a husky now, lazily lying on his master's shoulders, who would have thought that the master would suddenly change his appearance and shrink in height, Dongdong fell down and fell to the ground.Looking at Ye Ming again, he has become a round little lady, with big watery eyes, a small nose and small lips, and an innocent and harmless face, which makes people overflowing with motherhood, and the epee on his back has also changed. It became a small epee, so cute and unreasonable.
Dongdong looked up at the little Zhengtai master helplessly, and Ye Ming after the disguise was not much older than Dongdong.Little Zhengtai Ye Ming put the epee back on his back, and said to Dongdong: "Come on, giant under the crotch, take me to find Dean."
"Wow, help Walter!" Dongdong was about to turn around and run away as soon as he heard his words, but Ye Ming, who was quick-eyed and quick-handed, grabbed his tail, and Dongdong's escape plan failed.
Although Ye Ming's hands are round and fleshy now, his strength has not diminished, and he pulled Dongdong back.He rolled over lightly and skillfully, and rode on Dongdong.He stroked the fur on Dongdong's head, adjusted his sitting posture, raised his head, and said, "Let's walk. This way, we don't have to be afraid of Dean, he shouldn't be so perverted enough to attack little friends, right?" .”
"That might be." With a bitter face, Dongdong slowly walked forward with his young wife Ye Ming on his back, and said, "Master, although it's not very good to say so, you may really have become fatter and heavier. Oh yes, maybe it's because of a small bun in your arms, so it's heavy."
Ye Ming reached out and patted Dongdong's buttocks, and said, "Come on, stop talking nonsense."
"Aww." Dongdong wailed, "Master, you stole my little chrysanthemum."
"Bah, only Walter is rare, and I am not rare." Ye Ming said very disgusted.
Dongdong was not only physically oppressed, but also mentally hurt, and he kept accusing his master of the atrocities all the way.
Dean was sitting in the room and was reading the military report. He heard the sound of the door opening, and then saw the door open. It must be Ye Ming who came at this time.Moreover, there are often confidential documents in the study room, and no one is allowed to enter casually, of course, the future queen is an exception.It's just that he glanced around and didn't see anyone at the door.
"Dean, here we come, and I want to tell you something."
Dean didn't see the figure but heard the sound first. He lowered his head and saw a young lady galloping towards him riding something. After a closer look, he found that it was actually riding Dongdong, who was panting as he ran. Very poor.When Mrs. Zheng got in front of Dean, she rolled over... Husky Dongdong immediately lay down on the ground, so tired that he didn't want to move.
Dean was taken aback. He didn't know that Ye Ming used the Jiansan game system to disguise himself as a Zhengtai. He couldn't react when he saw the little Zhengtai who was less than his knee height.This little Zhengtai looks very cute, with a round face, long black hair tied in a big braid, a golden dress, and even the epee on his back is so familiar, it is simply a miniature version of Ye Ming.
Mrs. Xiaozheng took a few steps forward with her calves, and he would have to run several steps away from others. She stretched out her hand and tugged at Dean's pants.
Dean was stunned for a long time, but he didn't hear what Ye Ming said, "Isn't Ye Ming just pregnant for more than a month, why did he give birth so soon, and still be so big."
Ye Ming talked for a long time, but the other party didn't listen to him at all, and frowned and said something serious that made people vomit blood.Just as Mrs. Ye Ming was about to protest, Dean bent over and grabbed her sides and hugged her.He is now so small that he can only kick his calf to resist.
"But it's not bad, it really looks like Ye Ming." Dean said holding Mrs. Ye Ming in his arms.Thinking that Ye Ming was not from the Ninth District, the aliens might develop faster, and it only takes more than a month to conceive a child, so they may have many children in the future.
"..." Ye Ming wanted to say, what does it mean to look good, he is Ye Ming.
Dean bowed his head and touched Ye Ming's forehead affectionately. Ye Ming stretched out his short hand and snorted his tousled hair disdainfully, and then heard His Majesty King Dean say, "Call Dad."
call dad...
call dad...
call dad...
"Fuck, pervert..." Ye Ming immediately used a small epee to give Dean a chestnut in the head. When His Majesty the King couldn't react, he jumped out of his arms with a light effort and pulled the virtual machine away. The control panel canceled the disguise and returned to its original appearance, then pulled out the epee behind its back and said, "Call you uncle."
Dongdong was stunned for ten seconds, and then began to laugh "hahaha", rolling on the ground and laughing and couldn't stop.
Ye Ming resisted the urge not to cause a campus tragedy. Fortunately, there was a teacher to maintain order. Soon the students stopped talking and waited quietly for Ye Ming to give them a lecture.
Apart from this hiccup, the lecture went pretty well.Ye Ming's image has become taller. All the young alpha students who haven't dated yet are completely attracted by this perfect omega.
The students admired and admired Mr. Ye Ming, and when the lecture was over, they all surrounded him and asked him various questions, of course there were also personal questions, like the previous questions about "how often do you estrus", Explicit and erotic.The result is that Teacher Ye Ming really went crazy, and all the alpha students were dumbfounded with a swipe of the epee.The headlines of tomorrow's newspaper may be "Omega bloodbathed the Royal Military Academy", "The first campus tragedy in thousands of years" and so on.But this can't alleviate the students' admiration for Teacher Ye Ming. They all worship the strong, and it's rare to have a powerful omega.
So much so that Teacher Ye Ming was about to leave, and there were still a bunch of alphas who were obsessed with bidding farewell.
"Teacher, will you come again? Come to give us a lecture again. Your speech is really good. By the way, teacher, your voice is so beautiful, I am...fascinated."
"Will the teacher give us a physiology class next time? I don't think the physiology class taught by our alpha teacher is vivid enough and we can't learn it at all."
"Teacher heard that you have a weapon shop, can I see you there?"
Force can't get rid of this group of clingy and M-prone alpha students.Ye Ming felt that he was one head and two big, and he didn't want to go to the military academy in the future. This is really a terrible place.
Andrew said with a smile: "It seems that the students like you very much, why don't you tell Dean about it, and just come to the military academy as an instructor."
"Hehe...I don't think Dean will agree." Ye Ming laughed dryly, "Even if I kill him, I won't agree."
Andrew raised his eyebrows and said, "You're not afraid of these little alphas, are you? In fact, as long as you become strict, they won't dare to be presumptuous to you."
"I'd better run my Tibetan Sword Villa well, and I suddenly thought of a good idea, besides selling weapons, I can also sell other things." Ye Ming said: "By the way, I don't want to go back to the palace. I'll just send it to Hidden Sword Villa."
"This is not easy," Andrew said with some difficulty, "my dear brother told me to take you back. If you don't go back, he will make things difficult for me."
"It's so funny, it's a good thing if you don't play him." Ye Ming said.
Andrew laughed and said, "I'll take it as if you're praising me. For your good eyesight, I'll send you there."
Andrew sent the man to Hidden Sword Villa, and then drove away.When Ye Ming entered, he received a surprised look from the Beta girl. The Beta girl greeted her and said, "Boss, why are you back? Your Majesty the King said that you have been living in the palace recently, and asked me to take a good look at the store."
Ye Ming said: "I will live here from now on."
"..." It seemed that there was a quarrel, the beta girl blinked and said, "Then I'll ask someone to serve the boss's dinner."
Ye Ming nodded and said, "By the way, I'll tell you something later, we're going to expand our business."
"Oh, okay." The beta girl hurried back, curious about the idea of expanding the business, and said, "Boss, are you going to open a branch?"
Ye Ming said: "Of course not. I suddenly thought of an idea. In addition to selling weapons, we can also sell other things. You can see that selling weapons is good, but you can't eat it if you buy several by yourself. The sales volume is not good." It’s going to be big, so we have to think broadly.”
"Then what are they selling? Roast chicken..." the beta girl looked blank.
"This, this..." Ye Ming rubbed his nose, feeling a little embarrassed. In fact, he wanted to sell condoms. It was a "snapshot" forced by His Majesty King Dean. It seems that people in this world don't need condoms at all. It's too unscientific, "It's not easy to talk about." Asking him to discuss the issue of condoms with a girl, Ye Ming is still a bit thin-skinned.
The beta girl said: "What the hell is it? Boss, you are so mysterious. I'm almost suffocated by you."
"I'll draw a rough sketch for you, and then you can find someone to make a batch of it." Ye Ming said, "I'll go back to my room first, and I'll call you later." After speaking, he rushed back to the room and closed the door I started to draw a sketch of the condom, and wrote an instruction manual, so that everyone would not know how to use it.
After waiting for an hour and a half, Ye Ming finally came out with his manuscript, handed it to the beta girl, and said, "You can read it when I go back."
"..." The beta girl was still very obedient, and she opened it after the boss had disappeared, but because Ye Ming's drawing skills are really bad, she thought it was a pacifier at first glance... Fortunately, there are big ones beside them. A lot of instructions for use.
The beta girl turned red as soon as she finished reading it. She glanced at Ye Ming several times while waiting for dinner, and then said hesitantly, "Boss, can this really be sold?"
"Ahem, of course." Ye Ming said solemnly.
"But, there are bumps and scents on it, I don't think it's very reliable." The beta girl said.
"..." Is it really good to discuss this kind of problem during dinner, or is it really good for a man and a woman to discuss this kind of problem? Ye Ming wanted to cover his face and said, "Just do it according to my design. Come a hundred test objects."
"Ah? Experimental product, boss, do you want to take it for experimentation? Wouldn't it be too much to have a hundred of each kind? Boss, you won't be able to bear it, right?" The beta girl looked at him with worried eyes, a look of disapproval look.
"I..." Ye Ming almost choked on the rice, and quickly explained: "I didn't say I would use it myself."
The beta girl said: "Of course I know, it's for King Dean. Boss, your body won't be able to take it anymore, don't be too..."
There is no way to communicate properly anymore, Ye Ming stopped the beta girl from continuing to make up her mind, she couldn't stop talking.
Because of Ye Ming's insistence, the beta girl had to ask someone to make a hundred of each condom, and brought several boxes of samples to Ye Ming the next day.
Ye Ming didn't go back to the palace at night, and King Dean also felt that he might have angered Ye Ming, so he didn't bring him back immediately, thinking that he would play outside for a day, and it would be okay to bring Ye Ming back tomorrow. Same.But someone came to King Dean the next day and said that Ye Ming seemed to have developed something strange.
Ye Ming opened a large box, which contained a hundred condoms. The packaging was decent, and the instructions for use were printed on the back of each condom. The small print was very detailed.Ye Ming read it once and felt very satisfied, then turned over to look at the front of the condom package, and immediately petrified after seeing it.
"...What's going on? Why is the logo of my Dazangjian Villa printed on it!" Ye Ming jumped up in shock, and then grabbed a handful of condoms, and each condom package had a very large one in the middle of the front. The logo of Tibetan Sword Villa in golden yellow, with a row of small characters below it "Condom (Strawberry Flavor)"...
Ye Ming has a group of mud horses galloping past in his head. If the bad friends in the gang see this thing, they will laugh on the ground for a month, and maybe the owner will be so angry. Maybe go.
The beta girl said strangely: "Boss, have you forgotten, you asked to print this logo on all the weapons before, isn't this the icon of our shop?" She picked up a condom and continued, "You didn't pack it for me yesterday. As for the pictures, I just said that the instructions are printed on the back. The person who made it asked what kind of product he wanted, so I told him to print the trademark on the front, and he printed it like this. I think it looks pretty and is very eye-catching.”
"..." Ye Ming silently put down the condom in his hand, crying too much, but fortunately these are experimental products, "cough cough, I'll get you a picture of the package later."
"Boss, Duke Darren is here."
"Who is that?" Ye Ming had never heard of Duke Darren, and was at a loss when he heard the clerk's words.
The beta girl hurriedly whispered: "Boss, Duke Darren is the younger brother of the old king."
Duke Darren was supposed to be Dean's uncle, but he looked very young, with a typical aristocratic aura, very gentlemanly, and well-dressed.Duke Darren got out of the car, followed by a tall man and walked into the Hidden Sword Villa.
As soon as Ye Ming heard that he was from the royal family again, he felt dizzy and wanted to sneak back to his room, but just as he was about to go out, he met Duke Darren who was about to come in.
Duke Darren walked in with a smile, and the entourage behind him immediately moved a chair for him and asked him to sit down.The attendant was respectful from the beginning to the end, without unnecessary movements, not even redundant eyes.
Duke Darren said, "Are you that Omega named Ye Ming?" He looked Ye Ming up and down, and said gentlemanly.
Ye Ming had never heard of Dean having an uncle before, so he felt a little surprised.Although Duke Darren's status is very high, but now he has very little real power. He is the younger brother of the old king Jesse. He had no hope of winning the throne, but later found that Andrew was an omega, Darren became excited and felt that he had hoped.It's a pity that after this, Marshal Dean popped up inexplicably, and finally the old king handed over the throne to this alpha named Dean, saying that he was the lost prince of the royal family.In this way, the grievances between Darren and Dean cannot be ignored.Darren felt that Dean had robbed his own throne, and Dean couldn't be stupid enough to hand over the real power to this uncle who had a different heart, and kept Duke Darren empty.
Duke Darren heard that Dean had proposed to an omega, and it was still an unidentified omega, so he wanted to take a look, maybe he could take advantage of it.
Duke Darren actually didn’t need Ye Ming’s answer, he had already investigated him very clearly, and said, “I’ve heard that you are a forging master, a royal arms dealer, which is really admirable. So today I am I came here specially to appreciate the weapons you made, can you show them to me?"
Ye Ming couldn't give an order to evict customers for no reason, so he asked the beta girl to take out an epee from the counter and show it to Duke Darren, saying, "Please look at it, there is a price on it."
Each epee weighed several tens of catties, and it took the beta girl a long time to move the epee out, already wheezing and panting.Seeing this, Duke Darren raised his eyebrows, stood up gracefully, and walked to the counter to appreciate the sword.
The epee is forged very meticulously, and of course the price is also very expensive.Duke Darren said in admiration: "It's really a good sword." As he said that, he wanted to reach out for the epee, but obviously he miscalculated the weight of the sword, so he didn't pick it up...
"I like this sword very much. I want to buy it." Duke Darren didn't care about the episode just now, and raised his chin as he spoke.The man behind him who had been following him immediately stepped forward and respectfully placed a bag of gold coins on the counter.
"What's that?" Duke Darren seemed to want to win Ye Ming's favor, pointing to the piles of condoms on the counter, and said, "It looks very novel, I haven't seen it before." He stretched out his hand as he spoke Picked up a condom.
Ye Ming held his forehead and said awkwardly: "Um, this is a new product."
"New weapon?" Duke Darren raised his eyebrows, "It's so small and light, how do you use it?"
"...It's not a weapon." Ye Ming explained: "Actually, you can look at the title of the book on the back. It's written on the back of the package. It's very detailed." He really couldn't say how to use it.
Duke Darren read it carefully, but he didn't seem to understand it, and his frown became tighter and tighter.In fact, Ye Ming forgot a very important question. There seems to be a lot of generation gap between him and people in this world. What he thinks is obvious may not be understood by others, so the manual failed.
Duke Darren was confused by the explanation and didn't understand what it was for. He coughed lightly, and in order to save some face, he said, "Not only does this look novel, but it also looks very practical." He turned his head and looked behind him. The man said generously, "I want all these, and give the money to Mr. Ye Ming."
Without even frowning, the man said respectfully, "Please settle the price."
"...Wait, do you really want all of them? There are more than 800." Ye Ming is really not calm, the Duke wants to buy a thousand condoms...
Duke Darren said, "Of course."
"..."
Duke Darren and his entourage left with [-] condoms. Before leaving, they asked Ye Ming to have dinner in the evening. The beta girl looked at Ye Ming with admiration, and said, "Boss, this condom is selling really well. We have to ask the factory to do more."
Ye Ming had nothing to say, and after a long time he could only say: "Then you go and let the factory continue to work, I'm going back to the palace now."
"Boss, Duke Darren invites you to dinner tonight." The beta girl said.
Ye Ming said: "I didn't agree again. I have something to do now, so I can only say goodbye."
"...Is this really good?" the beta girl said.
Comparatively speaking, the ill-intentioned Duke Darren made Ye Ming more resistant than King Dean, so Ye Ming planned to enter the palace to avoid bad luck. Of course, before entering the palace, he had to make a face, so as to avoid being eaten by animals Lose.After finally returning to normal, Ye Ming changed his appearance into a rough man with a scarred face, and swaggered into the palace.The Jiansan system is convenient, and Yirong is only a click away. Even if Ye Ming changes ten faces every day, he will have no pressure at all.
When Ye Ming entered the palace, he heard the screams of Prince Elvis, thinking that His Royal Highness is quite confident, why is he making noise all the time.He turned a corner and saw two soldiers carrying Prince Elvis walking this way.Prince Elvis' attendants followed behind and did not dare to stop the soldiers, nor did they dare to breathe.
Prince Elvis yelled: "King Dean, King Dean, you have to trust me, I am the one you like, and the one next to you is a counterfeit."
Ye Ming's temples twitched, Dean was so good at attracting bees and butterflies, whether it was omega or alpha, they all rushed to him in groups, why did they post so many goods.
Prince Elvis was dragged past Ye Ming. Ye Ming turned his head and was a little dumbfounded. His mouth was wide open, and his jaw was about to dislocate.Prince Ives spent a lot of money this time, and even had plastic surgery again, which is more frequent than Ye Ming's disguise, almost catching up with the speed of three meals.Prince Ives had the classic No. [-] rough-faced man with a big scar that is exactly the same as Ye Ming now...
Ye Ming felt a sense of guilt in his heart, but Dean must have felt much more guilty than himself. What a beautiful boy was made into such an ugly look... Prince Elvis didn't have the Sword Three System on him, that's true He had a major operation on his face, and weeping for him just thinking about it.
Seeing Ye Ming walk in, Dean frowned, and said, "Why are you going back again?" It was still on the same frequency as that Prince Elvis.
Ye Ming silently opened the virtual control panel, picked a wretched face with a sharp-mouthed monkey cheek, and decisively pressed the disguise.Dean was standing across from him, wanting to rub his eyelids now.
Ye Ming changed his wretched face, and said, "You said that I have become like this now, will the prince also look like this tomorrow?"
Dean said: "You better not look the same every day, the soldiers will not recognize you and block you out of the palace. By the way, did you meet Duke Darren today? He went to your Hidden Sword Villa to buy An epee and eight hundred condoms?"
"..." Knowing so well whether it is necessary or not, Ye Ming felt that there was a traitor around him, and it must be the beta girl who reported to King Dean again.
Dean said, "Don't have too much contact with Duke Darren."
"I didn't, he posted it. Can you tell me a way to stop him from coming to me?" Ye Ming said.
"Actually, you've already thought about it," Dean said. "Stay with me, and he won't have a chance to come to you. Duke Darren invited you to dinner tonight, so you came back."
"...It's not very safe to be by your side." Ye Ming said.
Dean said: "General Rhodes went to the border area recently, I think Curtis will have time to accompany you, you can go find him."
"So, Curtis is also your spy?" Ye Ming said, Dean actually generously asked himself to find Curtis, Curtis is an alpha, the original Dean was not so generous.
Dean said: "By the way, you don't know yet, General Rhodes and Curtis have been married for many years."
"..." No wonder Dean was so generous.
Because Curtis is now the wife of General Rhodes, Dean is very happy to let Curtis accompany Ye Ming, so that someone can take care of Ye Ming when he is busy, and help him drive away people with evil intentions.But Dean soon knew he had drawn the wrong conclusion.
Ye Ming did go to find Curtis. The two hadn't seen each other for "a long time". Of course, Curtis welcomed him very much.Curtis said: "You are finally back. I heard that you went to Alpha Military Academy yesterday to give lectures on weapon forging to those students?"
"...Yeah." Ye Ming said: "It was not a pleasant experience, those students were too..."
Curtis seemed to understand what he meant, he pursed his lips and laughed, and said, "Don't mind. By the way, you are back. Should we continue the business cooperation? I heard that you seem to have developed a new Yesterday, Duke Darren bought [-] of them at once."
Eight hundred condoms, Ye Ming wanted to cover his face when he recalled, and said, "I think it's enough for Mr. Duke to use for several years. I don't know if it will expire before it's used up."
"What the hell is it?" Curtis was a little curious.
"This..." Ye Ming said: "Actually, I should save some for you to bring over. I have already asked the factory to make a large batch of them. I will give you [-] pieces when it is ready. No, it is for General Rhodes, I guess You don't need it. Just treat it as gift money, I didn't make it in time to attend your wedding."
Curtis said, "I'll catch up to your wedding."
Ye Ming quickly diverted the topic away and said, "You just said about cooperation, should we continue to cooperate with weapons? Do you have any good ideas?"
Curtis designed a new blueprint and wanted to work with Ye Ming on a new weapon, but the material of the weapon is a problem. They tried several materials without success. Only the materials in Ye Ming's backpack can be used, which is far from enough , Those are all brought over from the game, if you don’t have them, the easiest way is to go back and collect the materials.But thinking of the conversion formula between four hours and 40 years, Ye Ming felt that this method was not feasible.
When Ye Ming returned to the palace, he still had a worried expression on his face. Dongdong simply ate his share of biscuits and said, "Master, what are you doing? Why did Curtis become a resentful woman after looking for it?" .Could it be that General Rhodes you have been secretly in love with? Friends, husbands should not peep."
"You can roll into Walter's arms smoothly," Ye Ming said.
"Then what happened?" Dongdong said, "I want to help you solve your problems."
Ye Ming said: "I don't have enough materials in my backpack, so I can only go back to the game to get them, but the time is out of sync. What if I go back for an hour, what should I do if it's another ten years here?"
"This is a serious question..." Dongdong said, "Why is the time out of sync?"
"It's good that I know." Ye Ming said distressedly.
"But..." Dongdong took a bite of the biscuit and continued, "Why is the time out of sync?"
"..." Ye Ming silently ignored his convulsions.
Dongdong said seriously: "I'm serious, why is the time not synchronized! I just used your control panel to send a message to Xiao Qiqi. If it is not synchronized, how will Xiao Qiqi respond to me? I didn't wait ten years to receive the news. So, why is the time out of sync?"
Ye Ming was taken aback, Dongdong said he took his own control panel and sent a message to Blood Seven?Ever since I came back to this world, I can use the chat information, and I have sent a lot of messages to the bad friends in the gang, and I can indeed chat normally.What Dongdong said is indeed reasonable. If the time is not synchronized, then those chat messages cannot be sent back and forth coherently.
Ye Ming hurriedly opened the virtual control panel, wanting to confirm this problem, and saw the bad friends in the gang chatting happily.And if you scroll up the chat history, there will be a big "surprise".
[Guild] [Ye Ming]: I'm a bird, guess who I am?
[Guild] [Blood Seven]: It must be Dongdong, you stole your master's control panel again.
[Guild] [Ye Ming]: The master is playing disguise, he didn't notice me ^_^) y [Guild] [Sheep for Picking Flowers]: Xiao Yezi's beautiful face is why Mao needs to be disguised.
[Guild] [Ye Ming]: Because we want to prevent being eaten by animals.
[Guild] [Flower-Picking Sheep]: Cover your face, we will think crooked if the beast eats something.
[Guild] [Ye Ming]: It's crooked in the first place, it can broaden your mind.
The gang immediately became popular, this is definitely gossip news that can be tapped, everyone expressed interest in it, and begged Dongdong to dig deeper.Ever since, Dongdong didn't hesitate to tell Dean and Ye Ming's past, present, and third lives vividly and vividly, absolutely everything, without any reservations.But everyone is obviously just listening to it as a story. Many plots are too sci-fi. Excluding the unscientific parts, in simple terms, Ye Ming was eaten by a military master.
[Guild] [Ye Ming]: The master had a backache the day before yesterday and couldn't carry an epee.
[Guild] [Eating the Flowers of Sheep]: Our Xiao Yezi finally got married.
[Guild] [Blood Seven]: I was so moved that I cried!
[Guild] [Sheep Picking Flowers]: Kneeling down to propose is so touching, no one kneels down to propose to me.
[Guild] [Blood Seven]: First of all...
[Guild] [Eating the Flowers of Sheep]: You need to...
[Guild] [Ye Ming]: A...
[Guild] [Sheep Picking Flowers]: Friends of the Blue Pot...
[Guild] [Sheep Picking Flowers]: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻The old lady of the hemp egg knows.
……
Ye Ming couldn't calm down anymore, squinted at Dongdong and said, "Can you explain to me what's going on?"
Dongdong talked about him from left to right, and said: "Oh, master, it's really okay, you don't have to worry about the materials anymore, you just need to go back to collect the materials, and then come back to sell, you can also sell the things here Bringing it home and selling it is really a perfect idea. We can make a lot of money and buy all kinds of toys. Oh yes, you can also take the scumbag back to your mother’s house. You see, everyone really wants to watch the scumbag , I want to support you. If the scumbag is a scumbag, everyone will take his turn. Er...Master, calm down, what are you going to do? Walter saved your life..."
Ye Ming no longer has to worry about materials, which is very good news. After he taught Dongdong a lesson, he immediately wanted to run back and tell Dean that he wanted to go back to the game, so that Dean could not find anyone. What a fuss.
Dongdong lay on Ye Ming's shoulder listlessly, and said, "I don't think Mr. Scumbag will let you go back to your mother's house easily. He must be afraid that you won't come back."
Ye Ming said: "There is no time difference, I can go back anytime." When he walked to the door, he suddenly stopped and almost forgot about the disguise.
"Why didn't you go in?" Dongdong asked strangely.
Ye Ming said: "I'm looking at what I'm going to look like today."
"Eh... I think everyone's fragile nerves can't stand master playing like this." Dongdong reminded him.
"Why don't I just pretend to be Zhengtai?" Ye Ming wasn't asking for opinions at all, and immediately changed into Zhengtai Xiaozangjian as soon as he said it.
Dongdong wailed, he looked like a husky now, lazily lying on his master's shoulders, who would have thought that the master would suddenly change his appearance and shrink in height, Dongdong fell down and fell to the ground.Looking at Ye Ming again, he has become a round little lady, with big watery eyes, a small nose and small lips, and an innocent and harmless face, which makes people overflowing with motherhood, and the epee on his back has also changed. It became a small epee, so cute and unreasonable.
Dongdong looked up at the little Zhengtai master helplessly, and Ye Ming after the disguise was not much older than Dongdong.Little Zhengtai Ye Ming put the epee back on his back, and said to Dongdong: "Come on, giant under the crotch, take me to find Dean."
"Wow, help Walter!" Dongdong was about to turn around and run away as soon as he heard his words, but Ye Ming, who was quick-eyed and quick-handed, grabbed his tail, and Dongdong's escape plan failed.
Although Ye Ming's hands are round and fleshy now, his strength has not diminished, and he pulled Dongdong back.He rolled over lightly and skillfully, and rode on Dongdong.He stroked the fur on Dongdong's head, adjusted his sitting posture, raised his head, and said, "Let's walk. This way, we don't have to be afraid of Dean, he shouldn't be so perverted enough to attack little friends, right?" .”
"That might be." With a bitter face, Dongdong slowly walked forward with his young wife Ye Ming on his back, and said, "Master, although it's not very good to say so, you may really have become fatter and heavier. Oh yes, maybe it's because of a small bun in your arms, so it's heavy."
Ye Ming reached out and patted Dongdong's buttocks, and said, "Come on, stop talking nonsense."
"Aww." Dongdong wailed, "Master, you stole my little chrysanthemum."
"Bah, only Walter is rare, and I am not rare." Ye Ming said very disgusted.
Dongdong was not only physically oppressed, but also mentally hurt, and he kept accusing his master of the atrocities all the way.
Dean was sitting in the room and was reading the military report. He heard the sound of the door opening, and then saw the door open. It must be Ye Ming who came at this time.Moreover, there are often confidential documents in the study room, and no one is allowed to enter casually, of course, the future queen is an exception.It's just that he glanced around and didn't see anyone at the door.
"Dean, here we come, and I want to tell you something."
Dean didn't see the figure but heard the sound first. He lowered his head and saw a young lady galloping towards him riding something. After a closer look, he found that it was actually riding Dongdong, who was panting as he ran. Very poor.When Mrs. Zheng got in front of Dean, she rolled over... Husky Dongdong immediately lay down on the ground, so tired that he didn't want to move.
Dean was taken aback. He didn't know that Ye Ming used the Jiansan game system to disguise himself as a Zhengtai. He couldn't react when he saw the little Zhengtai who was less than his knee height.This little Zhengtai looks very cute, with a round face, long black hair tied in a big braid, a golden dress, and even the epee on his back is so familiar, it is simply a miniature version of Ye Ming.
Mrs. Xiaozheng took a few steps forward with her calves, and he would have to run several steps away from others. She stretched out her hand and tugged at Dean's pants.
Dean was stunned for a long time, but he didn't hear what Ye Ming said, "Isn't Ye Ming just pregnant for more than a month, why did he give birth so soon, and still be so big."
Ye Ming talked for a long time, but the other party didn't listen to him at all, and frowned and said something serious that made people vomit blood.Just as Mrs. Ye Ming was about to protest, Dean bent over and grabbed her sides and hugged her.He is now so small that he can only kick his calf to resist.
"But it's not bad, it really looks like Ye Ming." Dean said holding Mrs. Ye Ming in his arms.Thinking that Ye Ming was not from the Ninth District, the aliens might develop faster, and it only takes more than a month to conceive a child, so they may have many children in the future.
"..." Ye Ming wanted to say, what does it mean to look good, he is Ye Ming.
Dean bowed his head and touched Ye Ming's forehead affectionately. Ye Ming stretched out his short hand and snorted his tousled hair disdainfully, and then heard His Majesty King Dean say, "Call Dad."
call dad...
call dad...
call dad...
"Fuck, pervert..." Ye Ming immediately used a small epee to give Dean a chestnut in the head. When His Majesty the King couldn't react, he jumped out of his arms with a light effort and pulled the virtual machine away. The control panel canceled the disguise and returned to its original appearance, then pulled out the epee behind its back and said, "Call you uncle."
Dongdong was stunned for ten seconds, and then began to laugh "hahaha", rolling on the ground and laughing and couldn't stop.
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