The corner of Xiao Ren's mouth twitched, no matter how dull he was, he could see that something was wrong. He said in a low voice, "Is my girl being courted?"

The corner of Yu Wenjue's mouth curled up, Ah Ren's "proposal" was very interesting.

"It should be." Yu Wenjue moved behind his ear.

Xiao Ren's body used to have a very refreshing man's breath, but after rolling on his bed for a few days now, the incense soaked in the bedding in his room inevitably stained him all over.

"Beast! My hair ball is so small, it can get it!" Xiao Ren growled in a low voice, and then suddenly realized that something was wrong: "No! That bird is bigger than it Still young!"

The owl that was kicked out and struggled to flap its wings was indeed smaller than the hairball in terms of size.

"Under the year? Siblings?" Xiao Ren whispered.

"Huh?" Yu Wenjue was puzzled.

At this moment, something even more surprising happened to Xiao Ren.

Another owl flew in the woods!

The owl that was kicked away by the hair ball didn't care to go up to the hair ball to show courteousness, and turned around to meet the owl. Xiao Ren watched the two owls fight with helpless eyes.

"I...fuck..." Xiao Ren murmured, "This world is too crazy...Mom, I want to go back to Earth..."

"Huh?" Yu Wenjue also raised his eyebrows in surprise.

The owl that just arrived was also a small one. Its eyes seemed to be bigger than the hairballs. The feathers on its body and the feathers on the top of its head were bald somewhere, and it was obvious that it had been done for a while. After a fierce fight, the owl still bravely swooped at the one that gave the mouse to the hair ball, scratching its claws and stretching its neck to peck at the other party.

Xiao Ren swallowed his saliva, and said with a dry smile, "My hairball...is quite popular..."

As for the hair ball, it didn't even look at the two owls, and pecked at them on its own.

If Mao Tuan was being bullied, then Xiao Ren would come forward on behalf of the parents to "speak righteously" to teach the children how to get along with each other harmoniously, but when it comes to the issue of courtship, Xiao Ren is numb.

It should be said that Mao Tuan is now three years old, which is the age at which adults can marry.

Normal owls may have given birth to nests.But Mao Tuan has been living with Xiao Ren, and has never had this awareness.

Although the hairball doesn't think of itself as a human being, it is invisible to ordinary owls.

In Miss Mao Tuan's opinion, the only match in this world is the Aoshixiong (owl) eagle with its feet on colorful auspicious clouds and a warehouse full of small fish on its back.

This is smaller than it, how could it be possible that it slapped it flying.

Xiao Ren looked hard with his 5.2 eyesight. One of the two owls was brown and the other was taupe, and they both had some spots on their bodies.

Xiao Ren looked at the two who were having a good fight, and then at the girl at home who was having a good time eating. He felt that it was much stronger than the two fighting.

"You said... I couldn't be wrong all the time, right? In fact, Mao Tuan is a male?" Xiao Ren looked back at Yu Wenjue worriedly.

Yu Wenjue was startled when he heard the words, he lowered his head and said to Xiao Ren: "Why do you say that?"

"At the beginning, I just judged that the hair ball was female based on the fact that it had no male characteristics." Xiao Ren said, turning his head and pointing at the two, "But I don't think these two have any penis."

Yu Wenjue suppressed a smile.

Xiao Ren didn't notice it, and continued to say: "I think roosters are males and they are bigger in size. Could it be that I have been guessing wrong all the time?"

Yu Wenjue cleared his throat and said, "As far as I know, generally only males will fight when courting females."

"That's not necessarily true." Xiao Ren straightened his body, and said to Yu Wenjue: "My Maotuan is smart and has excellent genes. In order to reproduce, females in the animal world will look for stronger males to match and give birth to more mature males. Excellent offspring."

It was the first time Yu Wenjue had heard of this concept.

But this is what Ah Ren said, so he naturally wouldn't refute it, he just said: "It's not impossible to say that."

Xiao Ren didn't feel relieved because Yu Wenjue echoed his words, on the contrary, he became more entangled: "How can I know whether the hair ball belongs to male or female?"

Yu Wenjue was silent, hesitated for a while, and said, "My head teacher of Mingjiao has a special person in charge of domesticating pigeons. They have a lot of contact with these birds on weekdays. Why don't you ask them."

"This is good!" Xiao Ren praised.

Now that he had a solution, Xiao Ren didn't hesitate. He put his finger in his mouth and blew a loud whistle.

The hairy ball that had finished its delicious meal heard it, straightened its neck immediately, flapped its wings, flew up, and came towards Xiao Ren's direction.

The two owls were disturbed by Xiao Ren, flapped their wings and turned their heads, and flew into the woods in one direction.

"Girl~" Xiao Ren fondled Mao Tuan's body affectionately, "Come with Papa, and I will take you to solve a lifelong question with you."

Mao Tuan stepped on Xiao Ren's arm, and tilted his head to look at him in doubt: "Huh?"

The place where the pigeons are domesticated is in the front yard. It is a single-family garden with a large space, which is divided into two parts.

As soon as he entered, Xiao Ren's saliva began to flow wildly when he saw the pigeons scattered on the open space pecking at them.

"A lot... pigeons!" Xiao Ren looked at the pigeons without blinking his eyes, even though he saw strangers like them, they didn't panic, but were scared off by the owl's big round eyes.

"Woo woo woo~~~" Mao Tuan murmured.

"Roasted pigeon is delicious, girl." Xiao Ren turned his head and said to Maotuan, "It's better than small fish."

The hairball flapped its wings in disdain. Although the owl also hunted smaller birds for food, it was a pity that the pigeon was obviously difficult to be a bird.

Now in the hairball's recipe, it is the most difficult small fish to catch first, then small rodents such as voles, and then snakes, and the rabbit that Xiao Ren will definitely prepare for it every winter. Dried meat, of course, if it is fresh, it will prefer it.

Yu Wenjue laughed and said, "Sometimes someone will catch you, kill them and eat them."

Xiao Ren immediately looked at him expectantly.

"Didn't I promise you when I was in Qingquan Villa? When you come to the head teacher, I will make sure you eat your fill." Xiao Ren's favorite dimple made Yu Wenjue who said this even more cute in his eyes.

"Haha! Ah Jue, you are the best!" Xiao Ren reached out and gave him a hug.

The footsteps of the trainer who raised the pigeons suddenly froze as he walked over, not knowing whether he should come or not.

Unlike Xiao Ren, who is exuberant and enthusiastic, Yu Wenjue, who abides by etiquette, is not used to such intimate behavior in broad daylight, but because it is Ah Ren, he did not refuse.

When Xiao Ren let go of him, Yu Wenjue looked at the pigeon breeder who was standing still at a distance from them.

The man quickly stepped forward and knelt on the ground on one knee and saluted Yu Wenjue respectfully: "My subordinate Wang Qingxi has met the leader!"

"Yes." Yu Wenjue responded indifferently, "Get up and talk."

"Yes." Wang Qingxi said.

"I remember that the person in charge of domesticating pigeons is Wang Sihu, is he there?" Yu Wenjue said.

"I want to report to the leader, my father went to buy feed for these pigeons and went down the mountain." Wang Qingxi said.

"Oh? The son inherited his father's business?" Yu Wenjue looked at him and said, "Very good, work hard."

"Yes!" Wang Qingxi's face blushed with excitement after being praised by the leader.

Seeing the person from Mingjiao looking at Yu Wenjue with admiration, Xiao Ren felt a little upset, and he stretched out his hand to poke Yu Wenjue's arm.

Yuwen didn't understand why he looked at him, saw that he didn't speak, thought he was anxious about Mao Tuan, so he said to Wang Qingxi, "How long have you been raising pigeons with your father?"

"My subordinates have been domesticating these homing pigeons with my father for 20 years." He returned.

"Then you must be able to distinguish the male and female of these birds?" Yu Wenjue said.

"Yes, Master." Wang Qingxi said. "Essentially no mistakes."

"Come and see, is this owl male or female?" Yu Wenjue pointed at the ball of hair.

Wang Qingxi had long seen this night owl standing on the arm of a stranger who came with the leader.

Like ordinary people in this world, Wang Qingxi doesn't have a good impression of owls.However, he still followed the order of the leader and went to see the owl.

Xiao Ren stood there motionless.

"Aren?" Yu Wenjue looked at him suspiciously.

Only then did Xiao Ren carry the hair ball for Wang Qingxi to come forward to see.

Wang Qingxi said, "Excuse me." He leaned in front of Mao Tuan.

The two big round eyes of the hair ball are very magical. Those who are staring at them will feel that they are unknown and creepy if they don't understand the heat of this creature, while those who love them will find them cute and cute.

Wang Qingxi observed the hairball in awe, distinguishing it carefully.

Then, he hesitated for a moment and said, "Master, it is very difficult to distinguish the male and female of these birds, and it is impossible to see them with the naked eye."

"Oh?" Xiao Ren looked at him and said, "Then what do you want?"

Wang Qingxi said: "As long as I touch it with my hands, I can definitely tell the difference."

Seeing that he was so sure, Xiao Ren thought for a while and agreed.

Wang Qingxi carefully looked at Mao Tuan's sharp claws, and said to Xiao Ren: "Master, please keep your bird from moving around."

So, Xiao Ren changed his posture and hugged Mao Tuan.

The two wings of the hair ball were held down by Xiao Ren with both hands, and they could not move.

At this moment, Wang Qingxi stretched out his hand quickly, and touched the tail of the hair ball.

"!" Xiao Ren was startled.

"!!!" The hairball exploded.

"..." Yu Wenjue blinked.

"Cuckoo!!!" Mao Tuan yelled.

Xiao Ren's hand relaxed slightly because of surprise, and Mao Tuan flapped his wings vigorously at this time, Xiao Ren didn't catch it, Mao Tuan jumped out.

Indecent bird! !You pervert! ——Ah!

There was a lot of flying and jumping, and when Xiao Ren finally calmed down the furious hairball, the poor pigeon breeder was already in a mess.

"...Are you okay?" As the other party's immediate superior, Yu Wen couldn't bear to ask.

I saw that Wang Qingxi was pecked and scratched by the tough hair ball, his clothes were torn, his hair was messed up, and the most conspicuous thing was a red paw print on his face.

Looking at Wang Qingxi's resentful eyes, Xiao Ren had no choice but to put his arms around Mao Tuan and argue: "Who told you to touch it? If you let me touch it, is it still innocent? My Mao Tuan is still in the room."

Wang Qingxi was speechless, he raised his hand and plucked the feathers off his head.

Xiao Ren said embarrassingly: "You're already pretty good. I thought Mao Tuan went to catch the villain back then, but the disfigurement was immediately visible. It's because I was there to catch it, so I didn't hurt you this time."

This is short-term.

To put it bluntly, even though the movement of Mao Tuan was not small, Wang Qingxi's body was green and red, but he didn't bleed a little.

Wang Qingxi said to Xiao Ren helplessly, "Thank you so much."

"You touched it, did you get any results?" Xiao Ren asked.

"This... Maotuan is female." Wang Qingxi said.

Xiao Ren heaved a sigh of relief.

Yu Wenjue said, "On what basis did you base your conclusion?"

"Because the female bird lays eggs, the distance between the pubic bones - also called the egg door - is obviously wider than that of the male bird." Wang Qingxi said without hesitation, "Although I have not touched the night owl male bird for comparison, but this one Judging from my experience, the bird's pubic bone is wide, and it is undoubtedly a female bird!"

Sure enough, there is a specialization in surgery, Xiao Ren looked at Wang Qingxi in admiration.

Originally, the dissatisfaction with the other party's admiration for his family's Ah Jue faded under his excellent performance, and later it was completely dissipated because of Yu Wenjue's order and Wang Qingxi caught ten pigeons for him in one go.

Xiao Ren gnawed on the roasted pigeon, and leaned against the window, watching the fur ball fly impatiently in front, chasing after the suitor who was smaller than it.

"You said, your head teacher's owl taste is too strong?" Xiao Ren smacked his tongue.

It's really not that he said something wrong with his own girl.

However, compared with the average owl's violence index, the hairball's violence index is really off the charts.

After confirming that the hairball's gender is undoubtedly female, Xiao Ren re-educated it, so that it would not treat those courteous boys so rudely and cruelly, which made him unable to stand it anymore.

Knowing that the other party came to propose marriage, Xiao Ren's position immediately changed.Although he was picky, he hadn't really watched Mao Tuan beat all the male birds away to the point where he couldn't get married.

"Perhaps beauty is in the eye of the beholder." Yu Wenjue turned the pages of the book in his hand, looked up at him, and said with a smile.

Is not it?Even after being pecked, beaten, slapped and kicked, Mao Tuan, an impregnable volcano, still attracted the favor of many male birds with a radius of hundreds of miles.

Just like now, even if Xiao Ren looks good or not, doesn't he still catch the eye in his heart?

The author has something to say: Mao Tuan: Rensen...so lonely~ Xiao Ren: Hurry up and get married

It is said that you have too much imagination ==

Also, the previous judging method of the pubic bone was passed through by the readers, it is not open T^T

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