Shaolin monk

Chapter 54 Sleepwalking hysteria

The three of them ate melon seeds lively around a table, helping Hu Huiqian's medicine fan from time to time. Near midnight, Fang Shiyu raised his head and yawned, "I can't hold it anymore, so I'll go back to sleep first."

"The medicine is almost done. I'll bring it to Young Master Hu. Young master and little master, go and rest." Bao Ma took the medicine pot off the stove.

Fang Shiyu went to pull Ling Duoduo, "Let's go, Dashi."

As soon as the two of them left the room, they saw a white shadow flashing across the wall, which was clearly Bai Mei.Ling Duoduo and Fang Shiyu looked at each other in surprise and bewilderment, and after chasing to the wall, they saw Baimei walking slowly on the street towards the east of the city, leaving only a mysterious and unpredictable figure behind them.

"He was lying on the fence just now, and we returned to the street as soon as we came out, right?" Fang Shiyu deduced Baimei's trajectory based on what he saw and heard, "What does he mean?"

"Then it's really sleepwalking, right?" Ling Duoduo confirmed his previous guess, and sighed, "Normal people are all alike in the world, but each neurotic has its own neurosis."

Standing in the middle of the street and waiting for a long time, Bai Mei, who was not chased by Ling Duoduo, turned back angrily and went back to Wanmatang. He felt that the good idea he had spent an hour thinking up was useless at all.

Leaning on the wall just showed his face to make sure they saw him, and then slowly left. It was neither considered a sneak attack on the juniors, but also achieved the purpose of luring Ling Duoduo out.

After thinking about it, Bai Mei was so angry that his facial features were distorted. This little monk felt as if a weight had fallen from his feet. Seeing his abnormal behavior, he didn't even think about coming out to investigate—only this vigilance made him feel embarrassed. Walking in the rivers and lakes, don't be stunned by the sweat medicine, chop it, chop it, and make dumplings!

He returned to Wanmatang full of anger. Feng Daode and Qiu Wanqian, who had not recovered from his serious injuries, dared not sleep, and waited for him to come back with vigor.

The two of them didn't know what Baimei wanted to do when he went out at night, especially since he had been there for such a long time, it must be a major event among major events. Seeing his unexpectedly gloomy face, they were both too scared to make a sound.

Bai Mei glanced sideways at the two of them's timid and cowering appearances, and became even more angry, and scolded: "You two idiots, why don't you come out to greet me when you see me?"

Feng Daode quickly pulled Qiu Wanqian to his knees, and said, "I've seen the master brother (respect)."

Baimei sat down on the stool, and rolled his eyes upward angrily: "The little monk named Sanli, I don't want it anymore, let him continue to stare at those ignorant eyes and follow the gang of bald donkeys in Shaolin Temple to knock on the wooden fish and chant scriptures." !"

You were full of praise before you went out, but you turned your face when you came back in a blink of an eye. You have become a little faster.Feng Daode twitched the corner of his mouth in confusion. He originally planned to wait for Ling Duoduo to be dragged to Wudang Mountain to work as a coolie. As his uncle, he could do whatever he wanted, but he didn't expect that this dream could not be realized in the end.

Bai Mei didn't mind the silence of Feng Daode and Qiu Wanqian, and said coldly: "I went to Fang's house twice today to deliberately make noises, trying to lure him out, but this person is as stupid as a rotten tree, and he has nothing to say. reaction."

Feng Daode glanced at him in surprise, unexpectedly, Baimei ran to Fangfu overnight, so it can be seen that he is quite optimistic about Ling Duoduo, but there are some things that don't make sense, he asked: "Why don't you go directly to Fangfu to find him?" He, but is it necessary to lure him out? Could it be that there is another expert in Fangfu?"

Bai Mei choked on a solid choke, stared ahead for a long time, then flew into a rage, smashing the table in front of him to pieces: "Why didn't you say it earlier?!"

He didn't want Fang Shiyu to see the process of recruiting his apprentices, so he wanted to avoid Fang Shiyu at the beginning and tampered with Ling Duoduo alone.

In fact, Fang Shiyu's presence or absence didn't make much difference, the big deal was to slap him to death, but Baimei's own thinking went to a dead end, he didn't think about this, just thinking about how to get Ling Duoduo out of Fang's mansion.

Feng Daode didn't dare to refute him, he quickly knelt down and said, "Young brother is stupid, I failed to remind the senior brother in charge in time, I hope the senior brother will punish him."

At this time, if he said something else and scolded himself, it would be fine. The key is to scold himself for being stupid. Not only did Bai Mei's anger not subside, but it became even stronger. In the blink of an eye, you thought of something I didn't think of all night Solution, you are stupid, are you scolding yourself or me?

He raised his hand and slapped Feng Daode in the face. Feng Daode was so beaten that stars appeared in front of his eyes, and there was a roar in his right ear. He covered his face and dared not speak out.

"You useless piece of trash, first think about how to find that Hu Huiqian to get the place back before talking about other things!" Bai Mei scolded, his anger subsided a little, and he looked forward and said slowly, "In this case, my seat Let’s go to the Fang’s house tomorrow night, let’s forget about it today, come and give me a bath and change clothes.”

Feng Daode waited for him to leave, and opened his mouth to spit out half a tooth mixed with blood. He deeply felt that he had suffered an indiscriminate disaster today, and his hatred for Ling Duoduo deepened in his heart. He clenched his fists and said to Qiu Wanqian: " Go back to your room and rest, and when you recover from your injuries, we will kill those Shaolin bastards!"

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At three poles in the sun, Fang Shiyu took a long sleep and got up comfortably and refreshed. As soon as he went out, he saw Hu Huiqian and Xiaoli strolling in the yard holding hands.

Fang Shiyu smiled and teased: "Wow, I didn't expect Brother Sande's medicine to really work, so I just took a dose. Not only did my complexion become rosy, but I also seemed to be more beautiful!"

Hu Huigan blushed even more with embarrassment, and quickly waved his hands and said, "I won't tell you anymore, my wound hurts, so I went back to my room to rest!"

Fang Shiyu was in a good mood, and wanted to laugh at him a few more times, but when he heard noises in the next room, he turned his head and saw Ling Duoduo walking out of the room listlessly.

Fang Shiyu turned pale with shock, immediately left Hu Huiqian and Xiaoli as the targets of teasing, stepped forward, pulled his arm, and asked with concern: "What's wrong with you?"

Ling Duoduo has always been a hardworking little angel in the legend. He gets up at Yin time every day. He has never gone out at this time, and his mental state is very bad at first glance. Fang Shiyu was afraid that he was sick. He tried the temperature of his forehead with his hand.

With two thick dark circles under his eyes, Ling Duoduo stared blankly ahead, and pushed Fang Shiyu's hand away: "I didn't catch a cold and have a fever, but I didn't sleep well last night. A dozen sneezes."

"Oh, what's going on here? Didn't you do the same thing yesterday, sneezing all the time?" Fang Shiyu was extremely nervous, widening his eyes and asked, "Could it be poisoning?"

Ling Duoduo smiled weakly: "This guess is too unreliable, isn't it?" He lived four lives, three of which were spent in martial arts, and he had never heard of a person who could make people feel uncomfortable. The poison that stops sneezing exists.

Fang Shiyu said solemnly: "No, some things are better to be believed - if there is no experience last night, who would tell me that Baimei has severe nocturnal excursions, I would think that he is not awake."

This is the truth, even the cheating thing about Baimei having nocturnal excursions is real, so it can be said that nothing is impossible in this world.Ling Duoduo sighed: "I'm going to sleep for a while, my head is groggy, it's really uncomfortable."

This happens almost every time, when he closes his eyes and becomes drowsy, as if he will be able to enter a sweet dream in the next second, a tickling sensation comes from his nasal cavity, his whole body shakes, and the drowsy bug runs away , don't mention how uncomfortable that feeling is.

Fang Shiyu nodded, pushed him into the room, and pulled off the quilt for him: "Stop talking, lie down and sleep for a while, I will watch in the yard and tell them to keep their voices down."

Ling Duoduo laughed: "Okay, I'll trouble you."

Fang Shiyu hugged his thigh: "It's too pretentious to say that, it's my honor to be able to serve Dashi."

Ling Duoduo lay on the bed and squinted for a while, feeling a lot more comfortable in his drowsy head, and quickly got up from the bed. Affected by his own biological clock, he didn't sleep very deeply just now, but at least he came back With energy, he stretched himself, pushed open the door and walked out.

He walked around Fang's mansion, but he didn't see Fang Shiyu, so he pulled Bao Ma over to ask, and was told softly by Bao Ma that the young master had gone out to find his wife.

This lady definitely wasn't referring to Sun Qing, Ling Duoduo knew it must be Miao Cuihua, after thanking Mama Bao, she practiced boxing in the yard.

This is his daily morning lesson. Although he got up late today, he couldn't pass it by. Ling Duoduo hit all the sets of boxing that he mainly practiced.

Halfway through the last set of punches, he felt someone walking into the small courtyard. His footsteps were not from martial arts practitioners. Ling Duoduo took a glance at Fang De when he turned around and punched. Seeing that it was Fang De, he ignored it.

He just turned his head to look over after punching, and saluted Fang De with his palms together: "I met Master Fang." Fang De usually stayed in the silk shop at this time, and he didn't know why he came back so early today. up.

Fang De turned his body sideways to avoid his salute, and said with a smile: "Little master has a great favor to our Fang family, so there is no need to be so polite. I don't know martial arts, but I can tell that my little master is good at boxing."

Ling Duoduo looked at him attentively, and saw that his brows were quite sad, and his face was much older than before. After pondering for a while, he said: "My little monk sees that Master Fang's mental state at this time is not as absent-minded as before when Senior Sister Miao was here."

Fang De lowered his eyes and said: "When I went to the shop today, I heard from the three ladies of the Qionghua Guild Hall that Cuihua seems to be setting up a stall selling cloth at the gate of the city. I wonder if the little master knows about this?"

Yo, no wonder today is so abnormal, I came back at this hour, it turns out that I feel uncomfortable seeing my wife's life is not good.Ling Duoduo raised his eyebrows pretending to be surprised: "It's the first time this little monk has heard that Senior Sister Miao can still do business?"

The monks don't tell lies, Fang Shiyu only told him that Miao Cuihua sells cloth and wants to become one of the best silk merchants in China, but he didn't say that Miao Cuihua sells cloth at the gate of the city.

Fang De was silent for a long time when he heard the words, and then smiled wryly: "She can even make mistakes in addition and subtraction, how can she do business? There is a stall on the street, and men come and go without saying anything. She eats well and lives well on weekdays, where has she suffered such pain?"

Ling Duoduo thought about it. He was just asking a question. Fang De was obviously heartbroken after talking like this. He said calmly, "It stands to reason that this is your family business, Mr. Fang. I don't want to talk too much, but Judging from Master Fang's words just now, he is not a heartless person, why don't you bring Senior Sister Miao back?"

"Could it be that she will suffer with me when I take it back?" Fang De sighed, and realized that he had slipped his tongue. Afraid that Ling Duoduo would ask, "Why does Senior Sister Miao suffer with you when you are so rich", he hurriedly changed the subject. He said, "Master, it's inconvenient for me to meet Cuihua now, here is a 1000 tael silver note, can I trouble you to hand it over to Cuihua?"

Ling Duoduo glanced at it, and didn't mean to reach out to pick it up. He smiled and said, "Master Fang must forgive me for this, I'm afraid I can't agree. Let's not talk about Senior Sister Miao's temperament, whether she is willing to accept it or not is another matter, even if it is To send it off, it should be Master Fang yourself."

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