Gongdou's life push

When the emperor returned to Weiyang Palace, Dai Ruoze was curled up on his dragon bed and sighed.

The emperor is not happy anymore, this stinky and shameless lecher rolled on his bed without even changing his clothes, he was so dirty, okay!

The emperor shouted violently: "What are you doing?!"

Dai Ruoze said, "I'm going to fall apart."

The emperor said: "I wish you fell apart."

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, don't do this, it hurts my heart too much."

The emperor said arrogantly: "You are the one who hurts."

The emperor went to pull Dai Ruoze, trying to pull him off the bed, but Dai Ruoze came to use his strength and threw himself on the emperor very recklessly.He hugged the emperor's waist, buried his face in the emperor's lower abdomen, and smiled treacherously, "Your Majesty is so enthusiastic."

The emperor pulled Dai Jose's hair, "Nonsense!"

Dai Ruoze was in pain and begged for mercy: "Don't drag me, I'm going to be bald."

The emperor said: "I am looking forward to the image of the bald man that Dai promised."

In order to avoid the fate of becoming a bald man, Dai Ruoze had no choice but to stop mopping, and rolled bitterly from the dragon bed to the floor.

Dai Ruoze showed his bruises to the emperor, trying to win the emperor's sympathy, but the emperor was hard-hearted and gloated over Dai Ruoze's tragic situation.

"You did it yourself," said the emperor.

Dai Ruoze said: "At the moment of beauty, you can't do it."

The emperor hit Dai Ruoze on the head with a porcelain pillow, making people stare at him, "Get out of here! Huh~ I'll just put my words here today, even if I favor all the concubines in the harem, I won't favor you, you Stop wishful thinking!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, this is not fair, you should practice equal exposure to rain and dew."

The emperor kicked people: "Get out! Otherwise, I will send you to the cleansing room!"

The clean room is definitely Dai Ruoze's Achilles' heel, just hearing the name makes his penis ache.

Dai Ruoze said: "All right, I'll go. Before I go, can Your Majesty reward me with a bite? I'm starving to death."

The emperor said: "You will starve to death!"

The emperor said that Dai Ruoze was going to starve to death, but he still asked Dafu to go to the imperial dining room to bring some snacks.

Dai Ruoze swept away all the snacks like a starving ghost, not giving a piece to the emperor.After he was full and full of energy, Dai Ruoze finally knelt down.

[System: The emperor's favorability is 7. 】

Dai Ruoze had just returned to the cinema, and before he had time to exchange greetings with Rong Feng, Concubine Yu's personal maid, Dongmei, came to summon him.

Concubine Yu met Dai Ruoze for nothing more than Dai Ruoze's stay in Weiyang Palace.

The emperor's harem has been established for more than a month, but the emperor has never let the concubines go to bed.

On weekdays, it was difficult for concubines to see the emperor, and the only one who had ever entered the emperor's bedroom was the empress, and it was during the day, and she left Weiyang Palace in less than an hour.

Dai Ruoze entered Weiyang Palace the evening before yesterday and only left the next morning, that was a precedent!

Concubine Yu straight to the point and asked Dai Ruoze, "Your Majesty favors you?!"

Dai Ruoze also answered very bluntly: "No."

Concubine Yu slammed the table and slapped her slender fingers. Enduring the pain, she swiped Dai Ruoze with a handkerchief, "What are you doing after staying in Weiyang Palace all night? You really think I'm stupid What?!"

Dai Ruoze rolled up his pants.

"What are you doing?!" Concubine Yu screamed and turned around, covering her eyes with a veil, "You, you, you... Dai promised, the filthy harem will be beheaded!"

Dai Ruoze didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Miss Yu, where are you going? I'm going to show you what I did all night in Weiyang Palace."

Concubine Yu turned her face halfway, and moved her handkerchief down, "Then why are you taking off your pants?"

Dai Ruozehan, "I didn't take off my pants, I just rolled up my trouser legs!"

Dai Ruoze brushed off his robe and rolled up his trousers. The bruises on his knees were already a terrifying purple-black.

Concubine Yu asked in surprise, "How did you do that?"

Dai Ruoze said: "I knelt on the steps of Weiyang Palace all night."

"Kneeling all night?" Concubine Yu couldn't hide her joy in her surprised tone, "Did you offend His Majesty?"

Dai Ruoze said: "How dare I offend Your Majesty. The person His Majesty wanted to summon yesterday was Rongyue, and Rongyue was sick and couldn't go, so he replaced me. How did I know that His Majesty didn't like me very much, and I clumsily I broke His Majesty's beloved inkstone, so His Majesty punished me to kneel and think about it all night."

Concubine Yu said hypocritically: "It's really miserable."

Dai Ruoze said: "Hey, if I had half the intelligence and intelligence of the concubine Yu, Your Majesty would not punish me so severely."

Concubine Yu pursed her lips and said with a smile: "Look at what you said, good sister, if you learn from Nanny Rong, you can also learn a little bit of my sister's skills."

Dai Ruoze said, "Yes."

After dealing with Concubine Yu, Concubine Hua's palace servants came to invite Dai Ruoze again.

Concubine Hua was teaching Concubine Ning to dance, and the two got very close, Ning Guiren's petite body was retracted into Concubine Hua's arms.

Dai Ruoze always felt that this scene was very discordant, but he couldn't figure out where the disharmony was.

Until Concubine Hua looked back and smiled, Dai Ruoze found the answer with that seductive coquettish attitude - two little shou.

There is no future between Xiaoshou and Xiaoshou!

Dai Ruoze saluted, "Greetings to Concubine Hua, and Ning Guiren."

Ning Guiren said: "Everyone is not an outsider, so there is no need to be polite when Dai promises."

Dai Ruoze said: "Rules cannot be broken, I don't know why Concubine Hua called me here?"

Concubine Hua said: "The last time you came to me to learn dance, you learned the basics. Today, Ah Yuan comes to learn new dance steps, so I will call you."

Learn to dance?This was beyond Dai Ruoze's expectation.

Dai Ruoze said: "Thanks to Concubine Hua for showing her love."

With the foundation of dance, the dance steps taught by Huapin will become more difficult.

Dai Ruoze has a foundation in learning martial arts, and it is not impossible to do some difficult moves, but his sense of rhythm is too poor, he either rushes to shoot or slows down.The same set of dance steps is pleasing to the eye for Concubine Hua to dance, and it is funny and funny to let him dance.

Dai Ruoze said: "I can't catch up with Concubine Hua's level even if I flatter myself."

Concubine Hua said: "You are a beginner, take your time, don't be too impatient."

Ning Guiren said: "That's right, Dai's gestures are more standardized than mine. You can even stroke a word, but I can't."

Dai Ruoze was suddenly blessed, and suddenly realized the intention of Concubine Hua to teach him how to dance.

Concubine Hua is not Concubine Yu, so he couldn't ask "Has Your Majesty favored you?" He couldn't ask, so he used practical actions to test it.He intentionally taught Dai Ruoze difficult dance steps, such as a straight horse, such as lowering the waist, just to see if he would feel uncomfortable or unable to dance.

Dai Ruoze was dumbfounded, how did Concubine Hua figure out that he would be the one being oppressed? !

Dai Ruoze passed the checkpoint with Concubine Hua, and sent Ning Guiren back to Anxiangyuan according to the routine after learning dance last time.

Guiren Ning complained to Dai Ruoze: "Since entering the palace, Ah Xian has not treated me as kindly as before."

Dai Ruoze said, "Oh?"

Ning Guiren said: "We often slept together before entering the palace, but after entering the palace, A-Xian won't sleep with me anymore, and even chased me away for an afternoon nap."

Dai Ruoze said: "When you enter the palace, you can't help yourself."

Ning Guiren said: "That's right, the palace is dangerous and makes people tremble all the time, otherwise it would be too miserable like Liu Changzai."

Liu Chang is here?Dai Rongze thought of Liu Liu in the cold palace, was it Liu Changzai whom Ning Guiren said?

Dai Ruoze asked: "Who is this Liu Changzai?"

Ning Guiren said: "Oh, Dai promises that you don't know her. It's true, Liu Chang was thrown into the cold palace by Concubine Shu on the first day he entered the palace."

Dai Ruoze pretended to be surprised and said: "There is such a thing? Why did Concubine Shu put Liu Changzai into limbo?"

Ning Guiren said: "Concubine Shu likes to ride an ox cart, you must have heard about it. When Liu Changzai was passing by Empress Shu's ox cart, the bull barked at Liu Changzai a few times, and Liu Changzai went Picked grass for the cow to eat, but the cow had diarrhea that night after eating it. Concubine Shu blamed Liu Changzai for this matter, and beat Liu Changzai on the grounds of intentionally murdering her cow. Into the cold palace."

While the two were talking, the Anxiangyuan arrived.

Dai Ruoze watched Ning Guiren enter the house, and ran into Ruan Zihong again when he turned around.

There are two nobles in one courtyard, but there are three nobles in this period, Ruan Zihong was able to allocate a courtyard by himself, which is opposite to the dark fragrance courtyard, named Qianxiang courtyard.

Dai Ruoze made a bitter face, and said, "You don't want to ask me about spending the night with the emperor, do you?"

Ruan Zihong said, "You haven't been to the training ground for two days."

Dai Ruoze said: "Just for this? Hey, let's go, let's go to the martial arts field."

Ruan Zihong asked suspiciously, "Can you do it?"

Dai Ruoze said: "I can do it very well!"

Ruan Zihong aimed at Dai Ruoze's butt, Dai Ruoze was speechless, and said, "The emperor didn't sleep with me! Tsk, don't mention it, I knelt all night."

Ruan Zihong said, "Oh."

Dai Ruoze practiced sword with Ruan Zihong happily, and the two bid farewell.

Dai Ruoze, who had been spinning like a spinning top all day and kept seeing people, also heaved a sigh of relief, and planned to go back to Dongshu Cinema to have a good rest.

The sky fails to fulfill one's wishes, even if Dai Ruoze walks in a good manner, disasters can happen from the sky.

He hit Concubine Shu's bullock cart!

[System: Because you bumped into Concubine Shu's bullock cart, you were pierced through the stomach by the bull's horn, and died of rotten intestines.After you died, Concubine Shu made your bones into ornaments and tied them to the horns to warn other people who walk without eyes. 】You don't have long eyes when you walk, sister!I'm walking on the sidewalk, okay?The person who drives on the sidewalk is Shen Jingbing!What a bullock cart!Deep well ice in deep well ice!

Dai Ruoze was about to turn into the Roaring Emperor, and he wanted to grab the cow that looked down on him with contemptuous eyes before he died and yell "Your sister" three times before turning him into beef jerky!

It's nothing to be a dog against people's power, but it's really invincible if a bull fights against people's power!

Dai Ruoze was angry, but he couldn't do anything to Concubine Shu and her cattle.Others are low-key, and they are the lowest level among the concubines in the harem. Even Liu Liu, Chang Zai, who is one level higher than him, can be thrown into the cold palace casually by Concubine Shu to fend for herself, which shows that Concubine Shu is an extremely powerful woman. woman.

Dai Ruoze pondered, he had to think of a way to avenge himself and rescue Liu Liu.