Gongdou's life push

Ruan Zihong is really affectionate, he even avenged me after I died!Dai Ruoze was very happy, he didn't have any friends in this harem.But after he was happy, he was depressed. That road was the only way he had to go back to the Leng Palace, and he couldn't even try to avoid the group of masked people.

Who are these masked men?Why kill him?Who ordered them?

Could it be Concubine Shu?Dai Ruoze guessed uncertainly that he took concubine Shu's face off while admiring the moon, and obliquely raised objections to Concubine Shu's cow. Based on Concubine Shu's protection of her cow, he sent someone to assassinate him. It's not impossible.However, it's too fast to kill people in a blink of an eye if they don't deal with it!After his death, nine out of ten people will think that Concubine Shu did it!Concubine Shu looks very shrewd, so she is not so stupid?Or is it because she is sure that no one will be caught for evidence?

The more Dai Ruoze thought about it, the more chaotic it became. The harem, which has been quiet for two days, is once again in crisis!

"Hey, why are you in a daze?" Rong Feng said, "I'm at Dongshu Cinema, so I'll be back first."

Dai Ruoze said, "Yes."

Rong Feng patted Dai Ruoze with a smile, "Rose, do you want to go back to live in Dongshu Cinema, you can walk back to dawn in this cold palace, right?"

Dai Ruoze said: "It's not that exaggerated! Besides, I'm here now, and I'm going to stay in the yard when I move out of the cold palace."

Rong Feng said: "Tsk tsk, look at your complacency. Alright, I'll go to sleep, see you sometime."

Dai Ruoze said, "See you sometime."

After Dai Ruoze and Rong Feng broke up, he was the only one on this cold road.

Dai Ruoze looked at the dark distance, where there was a checkpoint that he couldn't pass.

How to do it?He can't make a detour, and he can't beat dozens of people with weapons. Does he have to be stuck on this level? !

Or, he just doesn't go back to the Leng Palace, but where can he go if he doesn't go back to the Leng Palace, to Dongshu Cinema?Everything that belonged to him in the Dongshu Cinema was removed, and he could only sleep on a cold bed, which is too miserable.

He walked back and forth a few steps, thinking of the comfort of the soft couch in Weiyang Palace, he smiled, why not spend the night at the little emperor's place.

The door of Weiyang Palace was wide open, and as soon as Dai Ruoze arrived at the door, he heard the little emperor's scolding.

Dagui stood outside the door, lowered his eyebrows and looked down, as if he would not listen to insults.

The Weiyang Palace is too big, the emperor's voice is just a faint voice when it spreads from inside to outside, and he can't quite hear what he is cursing.

Dai Ruoze asked the nobleman, "Grandpa, who provoked His Majesty?"

Dagui said, "It's from the respect room."

The Respect Room is a department that is in charge of arranging the emperor's sexual affairs. For example, whose brand the emperor turned over and which concubine's residence he stayed in, these are all within the scope of the Respect Room's responsibility.

The emperor has never favored anyone since he accepted the harem, so leaving the respect room with nothing to do is also a kind of dereliction of duty.The empress dowager went to ask the emperor about her sexual affairs, so she naturally blamed the respect room. The respect room took the blame for no reason and suffered so much that she came to urge the emperor again.

Dagui said: "The old eunuch who came here today is the old eunuch who served the late emperor, and his qualifications are extremely high in this palace. His majesty also gave him two thin noodles. No, he was entangled with his majesty for a cup of tea." No, there is no reason to come."

Dai Ruoze said: "Then I would like to ask your eunuch to report to His Majesty that Dai Changzai is here."

Dagui said, "I'll go right away."

Not long after Dagui entered Weiyang Palace, the quarrel inside disappeared, and then Dagui came out with a wrinkled old eunuch, Dafu was slightly behind, and invited Dai Ruoze to enter the palace.

The emperor had just finished taking a bath, and his black hair was still half wet. He was standing beside the dragon bed in only a thin undergarment, outlining the slender figure of a young man.

Dai Ruoze stared at the emperor like an idiot, as if he would rush to kneel and lick him in the next second. He lusted at the emperor for a while, and said, "Greetings, Your Majesty."

The emperor asked: "This is more serious. Why does Dai Chang come to my Weiyang Palace without going back to the Leng Palace to rest?"

Dai Ruoze said, "I'm here to stay overnight."

"Stay overnight?" The emperor sneered, "When did Weiyang Palace become a hotel?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Weiyang Palace is not a hotel. The hotel charges for accommodation, and His Majesty does not charge me."

The emperor said: "Who said no more?" He stretched out his hand, "One ingot of gold, I will allow you to stay for one night."

Dai Ruoze put his hand into the emperor's with a smile, and said: "A gold ingot is too expensive, I don't have that much money, why don't I promise it with my body."

The emperor curled his lips, "Who wants you to promise me with your body." As soon as he pulled his hand, Dai Ruoze fell to his side along with his withdrawn hand, and he subconsciously helped Dai Ruoze into his arms.

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, you have already hugged me. In fact, you really want me to promise you with your body! Come on, my eight-pack abs are real at a fair price. There are fish lines, and you can dress handsomely and take off your clothes!" "

The emperor said: "I am not interested in a man who writes on his face and begs others to hit him."

Dai Ruoze was very wronged, "Your Majesty, that's what you wrote!"

The emperor said: "Nonsense, am I such a naive person?! Hmph~!"

Dai Ruoze: "..." You're a naive ghost if you don't admit it even after you've done it!

The emperor pushed Dai Ruoze away and got on the dragon bed, and wrapped himself in the quilt. Dai Ruoze shamelessly climbed onto the dragon bed, and was chased and beaten by the emperor with a pillow.

The emperor beat Dai Ruoze all over his head, and said angrily: "You are so annoying! How can there be a concubine who crawls on the emperor's bed shamelessly!"

Dai Ruoze said: "There are countless concubines, and there is only one emperor. How can I get close to you if you don't have the cheek to do so?"

The emperor said: "You are not allowed to climb on the bed! Otherwise, I will cut off your head!"

Dai Ruoze muttered: "If you cut off my head, you will sleep with me!" It's really hard to understand the mind of ice love fanatics!How comfortable it is to sleep in the arms of a warm and living person, but to sleep in the arms of a cold, processed corpse that feels bad to the touch and has a chemical smell!

The emperor asked, "What did you say?!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty is a wise and mighty god! Then lend me the soft couch in the head office of Weiyang Palace."

The emperor narrowed his eyes slightly, and asked, "Dai Changzai, what are you doing in my Yang Palace? If you don't give me a good explanation, I will push you down the 99 steps!"

Dai Ruoze burst into tears, "Your Majesty, you are so cruel!"

The emperor said: "If you are not cruel to someone like you, you are cruel to myself."

Dai Ruoze said, "I'm here to rescue His Majesty."

"Save me?" The emperor asked suspiciously, "What can I do to save you?"

Dai Ruoze said, "Respect room."

The old eunuch in the respect room came to persuade the emperor to change the name of the concubine. A young, strong and developing emperor's harem is useless. It is not a good thing to spread the word.Moreover, the emperor has never had intercourse after accepting a concubine, which is the first time in history. Now there are some bad rumors outside the palace, which greatly tarnished the face of the Tian family.

The emperor was terribly annoyed by the old eunuch, if it wasn't for hindering the late emperor's relationship, he would have beheaded the old eunuch a hundred times!And it was the arrival of Dai Ruoze who rescued him from the invincible chatter of the old eunuch.

A Laiweiyang Palace who is often at night, has nothing to do except go to bed.The old eunuch thought that the emperor had figured it out, so he stopped bothering the emperor after saying "May your majesty give birth to a dragon child early".

Dai Ruoze said: "If I hadn't come to Weiyang Palace, how long would the old eunuch have to read in your ear?"

The emperor said: "Probably he will read until I can't bear to let his head move."

Dai Ruoze spread his hands and said: "Look, I'm here, you're relieved, and you're exempted from the title of an emperor who killed the old eunuch in the respect room because he didn't want to have sex."

The emperor said: "Bullshit!"

Dai Ruoze smiled without saying a word.

Dai Ruoze tucked up the quilt for the emperor, quickly pecked the emperor's forehead, and jumped to the side of the soft couch two or three times like a rabbit before the emperor went mad and beat him, and lay down on it to pretend to be a corpse.

The emperor turned over, hung half of his body out of the bed, picked up his boots, and hit Dai Ruoze very accurately, Dai Ruoze couldn't dodge in time, and there was a dusty shoe print on his face.

The emperor said: "You are so dirty, you can sleep on my soft couch without washing your face or taking a bath!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Forgive me, Your Majesty, I am exhausted."

The emperor said: "What are you tired of! Go! Get my shoes."

Dai Ruoze couldn't hold back the emperor, so he picked up the emperor's shoes and put them back where they belonged. After going around to the bathroom behind Weiyang Palace to wash, he returned to the bedroom.

The candles in the bedroom were basically blown out, only one was lit to illuminate the way for Dai Jose.

Dai Ruoze tiptoed to the dragon bed, and admired the emperor's sleeping face by the faint candlelight. He rubbed the emperor's lips with his fingertips, leaned forward to kiss him, and said, "Good night, my little emperor."

[System: Add 3 to the favorability of the emperor, for a total of 31 favorability. 】Dai Ruoze slept so deeply that the emperor shook the soft couch several times without waking him up.The emperor was angry, whose bedroom is this? It is unforgivable that this outsider sleeps more soundly than his master!

The emperor lifted the soft couch angrily, and Hercules possessed him, overturning the soft couch together with Dai Ruoze.

Dai Ruoze rolled several times, hit the corner of the table, and then woke up slowly.

Dai Ruoze yawned and asked, "What time is it?"

The emperor said: "It's time for the morning court!"

Dai Ruoze said without sincerity: "The concubine sends you off respectfully to Your Majesty."

"What are you gifting me!" The emperor threw a suit of clothes on Dai Ruoze's forehead, "I'm already awake and you still want to sleep?! You're dreaming! Hmph~ come and change my clothes!"

Dai Ruoze looked through the clothes sleepily, there were small clothes, inner clothes, outer clothes... small clothes? !Dai Ruoze's eyes flashed, if he changed the emperor's clothes, wouldn't he be able to see and touch the little emperor's naked body? !