Gongdou's life push

Dai Ruoze was really depressed to death, his favorability always fluctuated around [-], as if the system deliberately prevented him from making a breakthrough.Just like this up and down, when will he reach [-] points of favorability and upgrade to nobleman? !

Concubine Lan said: "Dai Changzai doesn't need to blame himself, it's not a crime if he doesn't know how to roast hares."

Dai Ruoze said: "Thank you for your comfort." He was heartbroken for the lost favorability!

The emperor said: "You are so stupid, let Alan show you how to roast a hare."

Concubine Lan said with a smile, "That's great, I'll show you off!"

Concubine Lan received a new hare from Dafu. He roasted the rabbit very professionally. After a while, the smell of the meat wafted out, making the hungry people salivate.

Concubine Lan said: "Ah, by the way, I have a newly researched seasoning! Just let us try the taste."

Concubine Lan poured a can of dark, unknown substance on the hare, and saw the flames soared, and then there was a "bang" explosion, and the 50-meter radius was razed to the ground in an instant.

[System: You were affected by Concubine Lan's new seasoning explosion effect, and you died without a place to die, and the emperor and others were not spared from the explosion.After you died, your ashes and the ashes of the emperor were blown up by the wind, and a nasty idol drama was staged in which you were the wind and I was the sand. 】Dai Ruoze complained about being incompetent, this f*ck is turned into ashes and still lingering ass!Can you be a little less logical, please? !

Dai Ruoze stared at Concubine Lan's roasting rabbit, and when he went to get the new condiment, he quickly put the condiment into his pocket, and said, "Oh, Concubine Lan, since this condiment is newly developed, it's still good. If it hasn’t been tested, let’s stop using it first.”

Concubine Lan Gui said: "I just want to experiment with this hare."

Dai Ruoze said: "Hehe, isn't His Majesty here too, what's the danger in case?"

Concubine Lan thinks so too, the magic weapon he researches always likes to explode, it doesn't matter if it blows up to himself, it's not good if it hurts others.

Concubine Lan said regretfully: "Then I will try it myself next time."

Everyone present breathed a sigh of relief, it can be seen how dangerous the product developed by Concubine Lan is!

After the four of them ate and drank enough, they all got into the carriage, and they had to rest and eat early in the morning before they could go on their way.The guards were divided into two groups, taking turns watching and resting.

Concubine Lan put down the partition in the carriage, and the four of them occupied a compartment each.

The first compartment is Dai Ruoze, the second is the emperor, the third is the empress, and the fourth is Concubine Lan.

After everyone lay down for more than ten minutes, Dai Ruoze raised the wooden plank between compartments [-] and [-], and quietly rolled to the side of the emperor.

Dai Ruoze propped up his upper body, and traced the emperor's facial features in the night. He blew on the emperor's long and curly eyelashes, making those two eyelashes tremble like leaves in the wind.

Dai Ruoze smiled and nodded the tip of the emperor's nose, and said, "Tsk, I'm too sorry for myself if I don't do anything in the face of beauty."

Dai Ruoze was so shameless that he wanted to take advantage of the emperor while he was asleep, so he lowered his head and kissed the emperor's tender lips, but before he touched it, a slap hit his left cheek.

The emperor's big eyes were round and round, and his cheeks were bulging, like a chinchilla in a panic.

The emperor scolded: "Dengtuzi!"

Dai Ruoze covered his face, pretending to be so painful that his big teeth fell out, and pretended to cry: "Your Majesty, you are so cruel! You are willing to hit my handsome face, what should I do if I break my face?!"

The emperor said: "You asked for it, you deserve it!"

Dai Ruoze said forcefully: "How could I ask for this, it's obviously your fault, Your Majesty!"

"My fault?" The emperor sneered, "What could be wrong with me?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty understands the meaning of the crime of pregnant Bi? I will always want to belittle you. It's not because I am lustful, but because you are too beautiful. Your appearance and temperament are compared with my aesthetics. In my eyes and heart, there is no one who is more outstanding than you. I like you so much, of course I can't help but want to get close to you, and do this and that with you, so you are the one who seduces me!"

The emperor couldn't listen to Dai Ruoze's sweet talk, this guy could always talk nonsense in such a way that he was ashamed.

The emperor turned sideways, facing the wooden boards of compartments No. [-] and No. [-], and said angrily: "Your mouth can't do anything other than write off nonsense."

Dai Ruoze lay sideways behind the emperor, put one hand on the emperor's waist, and looked around him. Even if the emperor hit him with his elbow, he didn't let go. He spoke viciously to the emperor's extremely sensitive back of the neck: "My Your Majesty knows better than anyone what the mouth can do."

The emperor was so stimulated by the hot air on the back of his neck that his back became stiff, and he couldn't help but want to curl up into a ball, and said fiercely to Dai Ruoze: "Dai Changzai, go back to your cubicle, or I will call someone! "

Dai Ruoze said: "This wooden board is soundproof, unless you want to open the wooden board between you and the empress." He bit the emperor's ear, stuck out his tongue and licked the small cochlea, "Your Majesty, you wouldn't want to Let's go with three people, the taste is so strong."

"Dai Ruoze!" The emperor turned over in Dai Ruoze's arms, and punched fiercely. His fist was not fast, and Dai Ruoze could completely block it, but he didn't do it. He pushed the little emperor into a hurry. At this time, the little emperor must be vented, otherwise things will be reversed.

The emperor's fist landed on the socket of Dai Ruo's left eye, causing Dai Ruoze to cry physically from the pain.

Dai Ruoze said "ah" and said, "Your Majesty, you are going to beat me blind!"

The emperor said: "Hmph~ If you make trouble for me again, I will cancel your pair of tricks."

Dai Ruoze softened, and said, "Okay, okay, I won't make trouble anymore, let's go to sleep."

The emperor said: "Who wants to sleep with you?! Go back to your own cubicle!"

Dai Ruoze begged: "Your Majesty, you have already beaten me, so let me sleep with you for one night as a welfare."

"No!" The emperor was very firm, "If you don't go back to your cubicle, I will beat your other eye into a panda!"

Dai Ruoze sighed, "Hey~ It's so hard to be a man!"

Dai Ruoze pecked the emperor's lips quickly, rolled back to his No. [-] compartment, and lowered the board before the emperor lost his temper.

The two of them were looking at each other through the thick barrier through the wooden board, one was grinning, the other was itching with anger, but after looking at each other for a while, they were both sleepy, in this ultra-luxury carriage Slowly fell asleep.

[System: You gain the emperor's favorability +1, for a total of 30 favorability. 】When Dai Ruoze woke up, he heard commotion outside the carriage.

The emperor, empress and Concubine Lan were no longer in the car, and they all got out of the car to check the situation.

Dai Ruoze got out of the carriage, washed up and went to meet the emperor.

There was a large wave of guards following the emperor and them, and at the emperor's feet, there was a corpse.

One of Dai Ruoze's reactions when he saw the corpse was not "He's dead!", but "Damn it, the little emperor won't move this corpse back to Binglian!"

Dai Ruoze hurried to the emperor and asked, "What's the matter?"

"This man is an assassin," said the emperor.

Dai Ruoze lowered his head to look carefully, this person was wearing a night walker suit, with the mask pulled down, he had an ugly face.There was no obvious trauma on his body, but there was a black thing at the corner of his mouth, like food residue that he hadn't wiped his mouth after eating.

Dai Ruoze said: "This assassin is too dedicated, he came to assassinate without wiping his mouth after supper?"

The emperor said with a strange look: "No."

Dai Ruoze asked: "What is that?"

The emperor said: "This assassin died after eating your roast hare."

Dai Ruoze: "...?!" You are cheating on me!

The chief guard dutifully explained: "Your Majesty, ladies and gentlemen, this assassin came in the middle of the night. He sprinkled psychedelic powder, which is a kind of drug that can make people lose their minds. He At that time, the wind was favorable, and most of our people had inhaled psychedelic powder and lost their combat effectiveness." He knelt down on one knee and pleaded guilty to the emperor, "This is my negligence in duty, please punish me, Your Majesty."

The emperor said: "You continue to talk about yourself."

The chief guard said: "Yes! This assassin's martial arts are extremely high, and his lightness kung fu is even more superb. Even if the guards didn't hit the psychedelic powder, they probably wouldn't be his opponents, not to mention that the guards at that time were basically..." He paused and said "But the assassin didn't know if he was hungry or something. He picked up Dai Chang's burnt hare and ate it with great relish. After he finished eating the hare, he wanted to attack the carriage. I fought him desperately. But within two rounds of fighting, the assassin fell to the ground. When I checked his breath, he was already dead, and the autopsy proved that he died of poisoning."

Dai Ruoze only felt that this matter was too fantastic, who assassin would run to find food in the middle of the assassination!Just eat it, you can actually eat a burnt hare and eat it all up!How peculiar is this buddy's taste nerve!

The head of the guard said: "There is no sign on this assassin that can indicate which assassin organization he belongs to, but according to my inference, he is probably a member of the foodie killer organization!"

"Food Killer Organization"... The corners of Dai Ruoze's eyes twitched, how much enmity the game business and foodies have! ?

The chief guard said: "It is said that the people in the food killer organization have no resistance to food. No matter they are doing tasks or killing people, once there is food around, they will go to the food first. Jianghu There are many people on the Internet who bribed the killers of the foodie killer organization with delicious food, so as to save their lives. This assassin would eat roasted rabbits at the time of the assassination. Such behavior is rare in the world, so he is a foodie killer A member of the organization is very likely."

The emperor said distrustfully: "Dai Changzai's roasted rabbit is a delicacy?! Chief guard, this point of view cannot convince me."

The chief guard said: "Maybe this assassin has different preferences, and the subordinates will find out his origin!"

"Go," said the emperor.

The chief guard took the order to retreat.

Concubine Lan happily hooked her shoulders with Dai Ruoze, and said, "Dai Changzai, you are so powerful, you can kill people invisible! It would be great if I could invent such a powerful magic weapon."

Dai Ruoze smiled stiffly, and said: "There will be such a day." How bad is his cooking skills? !Eating dead people hurt his self-esteem, okay!

Dai Ruoze glanced at the emperor, who rolled his lovely eyes at him.

Dai Ruoze thought, although his culinary skills were so bad that everyone complained, it would be good to save the little emperor.

[System: The emperor's favorability +3, a total of 33 favorability. 】【System: You have been awarded the title "Kitchen Killer Dai Changzai". 】