Gongdou's life push

Ruan Guiren once went to Kunlun Mountain to learn swordsmanship for a few years, and he has achieved some success.

Everyone Ruan Gui asked, "Are you Dai Ruoze?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Greetings to Ruan Guiren." As soon as he said this, he himself got goose bumps.

Ruan Guiren said: "The customary etiquette will be waived, and I will teach you how to practice the sword."

"Hey, don't worry." Dai Ruoze said with a smile, "Let's chat."

Ruan Guiren said, "What are you talking about?"

Dai Ruoze said, "Talk about how you got into the palace."

Dai Ruoze himself was a bitch, and he suffered the revenge of the god of fate out of his mouth. A dignified man actually traveled to become a harem for a milky and dry little emperor, which made people laugh out loud.What about other men?What made them willing to enter the palace without the dignity of a man to be the wife of another kid who can't even be called a man? !

Ruan Guiren said: "My father sent me into the palace."

Dai Ruoze said: "I sent you here and you came?"

Ruan Guiren said: "The father is the guide for the son. I will obey my father's words. What about you? You are the only one in our group who came from the common people. Why did you enter the palace?"

Dai Ruoze said deeply: "It's all a trick of fate."

Ruan Guiren said: "...let's practice sword."

The sword skills taught by Ruan Guiren are all entry-level, much simpler than the side quest "Sword Dance" that Dai Ruoze did, and he can learn them with ease.

Ruan Guiren said: "Your bones are strange, and you are a piece of material for martial arts."

Dai Ruoze said: "My Sanda teacher said the same thing."

Ruan Guiren wondered: "What is Sanda?"

Dai Ruoze said, "Come on, I'll teach you two tricks."

Dai Ruoze unexpectedly attacked Ruan Guiren and kicked Ruan Guiren's knee.He reserved some strength, this kick looked fierce but was actually light and fluffy. His intention was to make Ruan Guiren lose his balance, and then he would push him down again. This was a basic demonstration of Sanda.

However, Ruan Guiren didn't understand Dai Ruoze's plan, his keenness as a martial artist made him strike at the same time as Dai Ruoze made a move!

Ruan Guiren held up a sword flower, and the sword light drew a dazzling arc in the air, stabbing Dai Ruoze's eye. Then, the sharp blade tore through the sky and pierced Dai Ruoze's chest!And Dai Ruoze's foot stopped one centimeter away from Ruan Guiren's knee.

[System: You were killed by Ruan Guiren's counterattack because of a sneak attack on Ruan Guiren.After your death, Ruan Guiren buried you on the spot and planted a camellia tree. ] Destroying corpses and destroying traces... How did you do such a cruel thing while being cold and arrogant? !

Shouldn't people be reported when they die?Shouldn't I be buried in a coffin? !

fall!

Dai Ruoze is sure, there is no normal person in this harem!

Dai Ruoze's file reading progress was a bit far this time, and he was back at the archery range where the emperor invited him to the imperial garden.

Dai Ruoze compared the looks of the emperor and Ruan Guiren, and properly gave the emperor [-] points and Ruan Guiren [-] points.Anyway, both of them are perverts, so it's better to follow the color you like more.

Dai Ruoze said: "Thank you for your kindness, but I...cough cough, I heard that there are snakes in the imperial garden, in case it disturbs your majesty's dragon body..."

The emperor said: "Dai promised not to worry, I will send Dafu to drive the snakes away in the imperial garden."

Dafu led the order to go to the imperial garden to clear the snakes first, while Dai Ruoze and the emperor took a leisurely walk.

The emperor asked, "Why did Dai promise to enter the palace?"

Dai Ruozehan, didn't he just ask Ruan Guiren this question!

Dai Ruoze made up and said: "My family is poor and can't afford food, so my parents sent me to the palace."

The emperor said: "As far as I know, Dai Xu's family is a big family in the south of the Yangtze River. Most of the tea and cloth that the palace pays tribute every year comes from your family." Yes, most of them are eunuchs."

Dai Ruoze: "..." You know so much about my background, why do you still ask me!

The emperor said: "Dai promised, if you don't tell the truth to me, you have committed the crime of deceiving the emperor and you will be beheaded."

[System: Emperor Favorability -3. 】

[System: Because you deliberately deceived the emperor, the emperor saw through your clumsy lies and beheaded you to death.After your death, the emperor collected your head, embalmed it, and put it on the table to play with every day. 】Dai Ruoze felt a dull pain as he touched his intact neck.

Fortunately, although this game is a bit unreasonable, it retains a little bit of humanity. When it dies, it will be a black screen for a few minutes, and there will be no real pain.Otherwise, with Dai Ruoze's various tragic deaths that change every day, it is a pain that no rough nerve can bear!

Dai Ruoze had learned his lesson, and when the emperor asked him why he entered the palace, he replied pretentiously: "The concubine heard that today's son is extremely brave, and he is a rare man who is rare in a hundred years. When he was a handsome man, his concubine signed up, but fortunately God favored him, and he really entered the palace."

The emperor asked with a rather strange expression: "Then do you think I am consistent with the rumors?"

Dai Ruoze smiled hypocritically, "Your Majesty is a more stalwart man than the rumors in the streets and alleys!"

The emperor looked up at Dai Ruoze's chin, silently estimated the height difference between the two, and said, "Dai promises to be really good at talking."

Dai Ruoze said: "I...cough, what my concubine said is the truth."

In the imperial garden, butterflies are fluttering, and flowers are falling colorfully. It is a scene full of spring, which is too beautiful to behold.

In the Wanchun Pavilion, a man poured himself a drink.

It was a charming and charming man, his hair covered half of his face, his collarbone was covered with a cloak, revealing his delicate collarbone, his waist was so thin, it seemed as if he could break it with a little force.

The wine wet his bright red lips, he glanced casually, and met Dai Ruoze's eyes.

Just this one glance makes half of one's body numb.

This demon man is Concubine Hua.

Concubine Hua lazily bowed to the emperor and said, "My concubine pays my respects to Your Majesty."

The emperor said, "Excuse me."

Concubine Hua said: "Why is Your Majesty interested in coming to this imperial garden? Let's have a drink with my concubine."

The emperor said, "I don't drink."

Concubine Hua said: "It's a pity, Your Majesty, this wine is a good thing."

The emperor smiled without saying a word.

Concubine Hua turned to Dai Ruoze, "Dai Ruoze promised, he is really a talent."

Dai Ruoze said: "Concubine Hua is absolutely magnificent."

Concubine Hua covered her mouth and smiled, "You can really talk."

The emperor said: "I also said that Dai promised to speak."

Dai Ruoze apologized.

After Concubine Hua and the emperor sat down firmly, Dai Ruoze followed suit.

As soon as he got close to Concubine Hua, Dai Ruoze realized how revealing her clothes were.

The hem of Concubine Hua's robe was forked, and as soon as he raised his legs, the robe slid to the sides, revealing two white and tender thighs.

Dai Ruoze hurriedly turned his head away, for fear that he would be hanged again for the crime of coveting Concubine Hua.

I don't want to read it, but Dai Ruoze's mind can't stop, is this concubine Hua wearing underwear or not?Shit, this dude has no leg hair!

Dai Ruoze secretly glanced at Concubine Hua's Adam's apple, but it wasn't obvious, he glanced down to Concubine Hua's chest, and it was flat.

It is indeed a man, this is the real fake mother!

Concubine Hua said: "Dai promised that this is to accompany His Majesty to the Imperial Garden to enjoy the flowers."

Dai Ruoze said: "Yes."

Concubine Hua asked, "What flowers do you want?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Chrysanthemum." Didn't he just want to admire the emperor's chrysanthemum?

Concubine Hua laughed out loud, coquettishly, his waist was thrown back, his loose front was falling straight down, and two spots on his chest were faintly visible, which really aroused people's desire to be raped.

Dai Ruoze secretly observed the emperor's reaction, but saw the young man drinking the tea in his cup without looking sideways, without even looking at Concubine Hua from the corner of his eye.

Dai Ruoze smiled secretly, does the emperor not like Concubine Hua's style, or is the hairy kid still ignorant of the love between men and women?

Concubine Hua laughed enough, and said: "Dai promised, you are too impatient. It's only April, and there are chrysanthemums everywhere. If you want chrysanthemums to bloom, you need to be more patient."

Dai Ruoze said meaningfully: "Who says it's not."

The three of them drank tea, some drank tea, and some drank alcohol, but no one spoke again.

At this time, a string of silver bell-like laughter was heard, and a woman dressed in silk and satin stepped forward.

This woman's breasts are half exposed, and her plump breasts can be called the breasts of the world. She is the concubine who bestowed Dai Ruoze to death as soon as they met.

Concubine Yu smiled and said, "Your Majesty is really in a good mood."

The emperor said: "Concubine Yu is also in good spirits."

Concubine Hua said: "I have heard that Concubine Yu's singing voice is the sound of nature. I don't know if my concubine is lucky enough to hear it?"

Concubine Yu half-covered her mouth with a handkerchief, laughing wildly, "Concubine Hua's dancing skills are unparalleled in the world, I wonder if my concubine will be lucky enough to see it?"

Both of them were smiling, but when their eyes met, there was a "crackling" spark.

Dai Ruoze moved the chair back calmly, so as not to be affected by these two people.He watched from the sidelines with great interest, this is a real palace fight!

Concubine Yu changed the subject and said to me: "Dai promised to learn a lot from Nanny Rong in the past few days, I think it must be quite rewarding."

Dai Ruoze said: "I...well, my concubine is ignorant and slow to learn."

Concubine Yu said: "Nurse Rong told me that Dai Ying is very hardworking. It is said that Dai Ying is quite talented in rhythm, and he was able to play the melody in just a few days. Why don't we let Dai Ying play it?" , I will sing, accompanied by Concubine Hua, and let our three sisters, Your Majesty, relieve our fatigue."

Sister... Dai Ruoze's expression cracked into pieces!

He really wanted to shake Concubine Yu's shoulder and shout, "Beauty, do you dare to open your eyes to the size of your chest and see if I am a man or a woman! Sister, you sister!"

"Dai promise?" Concubine Yu came to hold Dai Ruoze's hand, "Sister, don't hesitate, it's what we as concubines should do to share your majesty's worries and problems."

Dai Ruoze said: "Mistress Yu, do you feel the difference between our two hands?"

Concubine Yu was at a loss.

Dai Ruoze said: "My knuckles are wide, and the palm is twice as big as yours. Do you know why?"

Concubine Yu said: "This..."

Dai Ruoze said, "Because I'm a man."

Concubine Hua stared at Concubine Yu's hand with a half-smile, and said: "Isn't that right, Concubine Hua has slender fingers, Dai agrees... Hehe. Concubine Hua, although we are both from the harem, but Whether men and women give or receive kisses..."

Concubine Yu threw Dai Ruoze's hand away as if on fire, glared at Concubine Hua angrily, and said with a forced smile: "The two sisters should not refuse, it's rare that His Majesty has time to spend with us, so don't disturb His Majesty any more gone."

Concubine Hua swung her body, flew out of the pavilion as light as a swallow, stood still among the flowers, and said: "Concubine Yu and Dai promise not to dawdle any longer."