Gongdou's life push

The emperor's bedroom, the dragon bed.

The emperor smashed Dai Ruoze with the love brand pillow embroidered by Dai Ruoze himself, and was terribly annoyed, "Go away, you can crawl on my bed casually,"

Wearing the emperor's beating, Dai Ruoze straddled the bed with one leg and propped the other on the ground, forming an embarrassing situation where he couldn't get up or down.

Dai Ruoze said, "Your Majesty, you have allowed me to go back to the bedroom with you, what's the matter with sleeping together?"

The emperor said, "The emperor wants to have a concubine with a concubine on the day of his birthday... um... that's the rule, that's why I let you follow me into the bedroom! But I won't favor you!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Don't break the rules set by the ancestors casually, hurry up and pamper me!"

The emperor cursed: "Get out!"

The emperor was very firm in not allowing Dai Ruoze to go to bed, and almost beat Dai Ruoze to see Hades with no pillow.Dai Ruoze was defeated by this fierce attack, so he had no choice but to stay on the soft couch.

Although he failed to have further communication with the little emperor as he wished, Dai Ruoze secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

When Dai Ruoze thought that the Queen Mother was kindly looking forward to him having a child, he became anxious. Boys and boys may be reasonable in this game where logic has become bullshit, but he doesn't want to be reasonable at all, okay?

Where can a man use to have a baby?Chrysanthemum?Isn't it really a poop to give birth to a child?Or a child wrapped in poop? !

The more Dai Ruoze thought about it, the more frightened he became, his hairs stood on end.

Dai Ruoze asked the system: "Do I really have to have a baby to complete the task?"

[System: Hello, dear player, your question is beyond the scope of my answer. 】Dai Ruoze asked: "Then if I become the emperor, will the person who gave birth to the child become the emperor?"

[System: This question is worth discussing. 】

Dai Ruoze said: "If it's not like this, I'll be in circles with the emperor, and you'll be in charge of having the baby when it's over."

[System: Hello, dear player, I am just a system. 】Dai Ruoze said: "Yes, you are the system, so it is very easy for you to create a child, just treat it as a surrogate."

[System: I don't have the function of giving birth. 】

Dai Ruoze said: "I don't have it either, and I don't want the little emperor to be born, so you are the only one who will be born. For the happiness and sex of the little emperor and me, please develop this function quickly."

[System: You are making things difficult for others. 】

Dai Ruoze said: "You are not human."

The system ran away in tears.

The emperor hugged the pillow, wrapped in a thick quilt like a small rice dumpling, and asked, "What are you talking to yourself?"

Dai Ruoze said: "I'm thinking about having a baby."

The emperor said: "You think too much! I won't favor you, where did you come from?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Well, yes, I don't want children either."

The emperor pursed his lips and asked, "Why?"

Dai Ruoze said, "It's too noisy."

The emperor resented: "No one will be noisier than you!"

The emperor put down the bed curtain to block Dai Ruoze's gaze, and punched the Q version of Dai Ruoze on the pillow twice, then yawned and went to bed.

Dai Ruoze blew out the candle, stared blankly at the dragon bed in the darkness for a while, and lay down on the soft couch.

He thought, don't think about it too much, let's complete the primary upgrade goal first!

Dai Ruoze was favored by the queen mother at the emperor's birthday banquet, and he stayed in Weiyang Palace that night, which raised his status in the palace to a higher level. Many concubines who were gossiping about him in secret also changed their attitudes, Come to curry favor with him, I hope he can help him (her) to say a few good words in front of the emperor, so that he (her) can get a chance to face the saint, even the concubine who has regarded Dai Ruoze as air for many days will come to Qianxiangyuan to visit people.

Concubine Yu said: "I haven't chatted with Mrs. Dai since the last Lenggong farewell."

Dai Ruoze said: "I was the one who offended the concubine Yu last time, please don't blame the concubine."

Concubine Yu said: "What am I blaming you for? Last time you didn't let me drink water, you saved me. I thank you before it's too late." She covered half of her face with a handkerchief, and said with a smile, "Mr. Don't care what my name is, according to His Majesty's favor to you, maybe you will be able to sit on an equal footing with me in a few days."

Dai Ruoze said: "Mistress Yu concubine praises me too much."

Concubine Yu said: "I know if this is flattering noble Dai." She straightened her proud chest and said, "Mr. Dai, let's be sisters. After you get promoted, don't forget your sister. "

Dai Ruoze automatically filtered out the word "sister", and said with a dry smile: "When I first entered the palace, Concubine Yu reminded me a lot, how could I forget the kindness of Concubine Yu."

Concubine Yu said: "Mr. Dai has a very good memory, I am worrying for nothing."

Concubine Yu came to Qianxiangyuan to test out Dai Ruoze's tone. She didn't like Dai Ruoze at first. Those who stand out are really not like a person who can make a difference.She originally planned to incorporate Dai Ruoze into her banner as one of her pawns to compete with other concubines, but Dai Ruoze actually fell into the emperor's eyes and became the fastest and most popular among all the concubines!

Although Dai Ruoze's current status is noble, Concubine Yu can't control Dai Ruoze anymore, she has a hunch that Dai Ruoze's promotion path will not stop here, this man will definitely enjoy all the glory in the future!So she changed her strategy and put away her envy and hatred. She wanted to win over Dai Ruoze and build a good relationship with Dai Ruoze, which was also good for her own future.

After seeing off Concubine Yu, Dai Ruoze went to find Ruan Zihong.

Ruan Zihong is practicing sword.

Dai Ruoze practiced sword with Ruan Zihong every day, but he never stopped to appreciate Ruan Zihong's sword dance.

Ruan Zihong's figure shuttled among the camellia trees. His speed was extremely fast. With Dai Ruoze's eyesight, he could only catch the afterimage and sword light of Ruan Zihong. Wherever he passed, the camellia trees became grass in the wind, swaying endlessly, and the leaves It was sprinkled messily, and it rained in patches of leaves.

Dai Ruoze applauded, "Great!"

Ruan Zihong paused slightly, and knocked on a camellia tree with the sword in its scabbard, and the sword resting on the branch shot towards Dai Ruoze, and Dai Ruoze reached out to catch it.

As soon as Dai Ruoze received the sword, he attacked Ruan Zihong, Ruan Zihong did not retreat but advanced, entangled with Dai Ruoze.

Neither of the two men drew their swords out of their sheaths, they turned their swords into wooden sticks in a daze, and fought for more than a hundred rounds.In the end, Dai Ruoze lost to Ruan Zihong and lost a move, ending the competition.

Dai Ruoze said: "Zihong, with your cultivation level, I think it will be difficult for me to catch up in my life."

Ruan Zihong said: "You are talented, if you practice hard, you will be hard to beat in five years."

Dai Ruoze said: "Forgive me, I have already worked hard for an hour and a half a day to practice!"

Ruan Zihong said: "I practice three hours a day."

Dai Ruoze said: "I'm not a martial idiot like you, dear!"

Ruan Zihong said: "I don't care if you are a martial idiot or not, you have not completed an hour and a half today, go practice!"

Dai Ruoze dragged his sword and said listlessly: "Yes."

Because Concubine Yu came to Qianxiangyuan too early, Dai Ruoze had to delay sword practice in order to receive him.Originally, he wanted to delay it and let it go, just to steal a day's laziness, but he suddenly thought of the assassin in the foodie assassin building, even if he didn't practice swords for himself, he had to protect Xiao Xiao when the assassins attacked. The emperor practiced the sword.

So Dai Ruoze overcame his inertia, and came to Ruan Zihong to practice his sword.

Ruan Zihong was watching while Dai Ruoze practiced the sword, correcting Dai Ruoze's wrong posture, and hitting Dai Ruoze's joints with small stones from time to time to test Dai Ruoze's reaction and coping ability.

Dai Ruoze has long been used to this kind of training, and easily knocked away the stones thrown by Ruan Zihong, but when a huge gust of wind hit and Dai Ruoze reflexively blocked him with a horizontal sword, he was terrified. Just throw away the sword!

This time it was not Shi Zi'er that flew towards him, but his silly robe!

Xiao Huang waved his hooves in the air in horror and threw Dai Ruoze in the face. Dai Ruoze quickly spread his arms and used his internal force to stop his stupid robe abruptly. The huge impact made him almost vomit blood. Down to 50.00%!

Dai Ruoze left Xiao Huang in shock, "Zihong, are you going to murder me or Brother Roe Zi?!"

Ruan Zihong said: "I am taking your cultivation further."

Dai Ruoze said: "It's super dangerous!"

Ruan Zihong said: "I have a measure."

Dai Ruoze said distrustfully: "Then what if Xiao Huang hits me to death or I hack Xiao Huang to death?"

Ruan Zihong thought for a while and said, "The flowering period of the camellia tree is coming soon, so let's use it as fertilizer."

Dai Ruoze: "..." How much hatred do we have? !

Dai Ruoze put his sword back into its sheath, and asked Ruan Zihong for a drink.

Ruan Zihong gave Dai Ruoze a glass of water, Dai Ruoze raised the cup to drink when he felt something tugging at his sleeve, he looked down, but Xiao Huang was biting his sleeve and looking longingly at the cup in his hand.

Dai Ruoze said: "Brother Roe Deer, you need to drink water and go back to your own nest."

The little yellow and black eyes are round and round, and the head is tilted to look cute.

Dai Ruoze broke the principle in seconds, and passed the cup to Xiao Huang's mouth for him to drink. Xiao Huang licked it with his tongue, and then ate the cup.

Dai Ruoze: "..." This is not for food, dear!I can't digest it, dear!Spit it out, dear!

Dai Ruoze pinched Xiao Huang's neck and shook violently, until Xiao Huang became dizzy and turned to foam at the mouth, but he couldn't shake the cup.

Ruan Zihong said: "Mr. Dai, you have to pay me five taels of silver."

Dai Ruoze said: "That's just a cup!" Whoever's cup sells for five taels, go grab it!It's not an antique!

Ruan Zihong said: "It is a cup made by a famous artist with high-quality workmanship."

Dai Ruoze saw Ruan Zihong's serious face, as if he would beat you up if you gave me money, and forced himself to pay for the bill for his pet.

Dai Ruoze said: "Zihong, you are not usually a money fan."

Ruan Zihong said: "I want to buy the best fertilizer for the camellia tree."

Dai Ruoze vomited blood, "Zihong, just tell me the truth, will you never fall in love with anyone or anything other than the camellia tree in this life?"

Ruan Zihong didn't answer directly, but stared at Dai Ruoze inexplicably.

Dai Ruoze suddenly felt his heart beat faster and his forehead was sweating. What kind of plot development is this? !

Is it...

Dai Ruoze calmed down and said, "Zihong, Your Majesty has lost his temper with me."

Ruan Zihong said, "Oh."

Dai Ruoze said, "Your Majesty is jealous."

Ruan Zihong said, "Oh."

Dai Ruoze made it clear, and said: "Your Majesty suspects that we have an affair!" He held Ruan Zihong's hand like a brother, "Zihong, we are the best friends in this palace, I regard you as a brother , you must also regard me as a brother!"

Ruan Zihong's eyes flickered, and he said, "No."

Dai Ruoze's eyes darkened, the villain in his heart burst into tears, and he reflected on himself, it's because my charm value is too high that even Ruan Guiren, who has attracted the flowers of Gaoling, can't hold back, I'm really a sinful person!

Dai Ruoze said: "Zihong, I treat you..."

Ruan Zihong suddenly held Dai Ruoze's hand back, with such force that it could crush Dai Ruoze's hand, he said: "Dai Guiren, I have something to tell you."