Gongdou's life push

A gray pigeon flapped its wings and flew to Xiao Huang's head, standing with its chest up and its head up in a unique style.Xiao Huang shook his head in panic, not knowing why his head became heavy and heavy.

Xiao Huang shook his head to the point of losing his mind, but he didn't shake off the pigeon, so he looked up, but the pigeon was right above his head, where could he see it.Xiao Huang was in a hurry, and ran around the yard, its tail exploded into big white flowers, it ran under a camellia tree, and simply buried its head in the ground, the pigeon was frightened, flapped its wings and jumped to Xiao Huang's back go up.

Xiao Huang raised his head and tilted his neck to bite the pigeon, while the pigeon combed its feathers contentedly, anyway, this silly robe couldn't bite it.

Dai Ruoze wiped his sweat with a handkerchief, and wondered, "Where did this pigeon come from?"

Dai Ruoze put the handkerchief on the back of his neck and went to catch the pigeon. The pigeon flew up lightly, avoided Dai Ruoze's salty hands, grabbed Dai Ruoze's clothes with its claws, and stood firmly on Dai Ruoze's shoulders.

Xiao Huang stared at the pigeon, wondering why the thing on his back just ran to Dai Ruoze's shoulder, Xiao Huang's front hooves were off the ground, and when he stood up, he wanted to grab the pigeon with his mouth, but it stood upright in a strip It didn't even wear José Gao, so it didn't bite the pigeon, but bit the waistband of Dai José!It just bites it, but it doesn't let go and pulls down!

While scolding his mother, Dai Ruoze started a tug-of-war with Xiao Huang while holding up his trousers. At the same time, the gray pigeon, who was unwilling to be lonely, pooped on Dai Ruoze's shoulder!

Dai Ruoze: "..."

Dai Ruoze became irritable, and he didn't care if Xiao Huang was persistently pulling his belt, he must catch this pigeon and drink it in soup!

Dai Ruoze caught the pigeon with his bare hands, and the pigeon flew up with two "cuckoos", circled twice above Dai Ruoze's head, and flew away!

Dai Ruoze saved his pants from Xiaohuang's mouth with all his strength and chased after the pigeon, but the pigeon flew leisurely into the arms of a person - Ruan Zihong.

Ruan Zihong raised his right arm and made a hook with his index finger. The pigeon obediently stood on his finger and tickled himself with its beak.

Dai Ruoze asked in surprise, "You raised this pigeon?"

Ruan Zihong said: "It's a carrier pigeon from Kunlun Mountain."

Dai Ruoze said: "Does that mean I can't drink it?"

Ruan Zihong said, "Yes."

Just as Dai Ruoze was about to say, let's have an extra meal tonight, Ruan Zihong said, "Just give me 1000 taels of silver to buy it." Dai Ruoze immediately fell silent.

Dai Ruoze entered the room and changed into a suit of clothes, and when he left the room, he saw Ruan Zihong's face was stinky.Of course, Ruan Zihong's face hasn't changed much over the years. He always looks like an iceberg with no expression. There was a stronger air-conditioning than usual.

Dai Ruoze asked: "What's wrong?"

Ruan Zihong said, "Wei Xiu wrote and said he wanted to see me."

Dai Ruoze asked, "Who is Wei Xiu?"

Ruan Zihong crushed the letter paper and said, "My senior brother."

Ruan Zihong was originally a master student of Kunlun Mountain, he was the most respected in his life, and he was appointed as the next head.Unfortunately, Ruan Zihong entered the palace and became a concubine, so he missed the position of head of the family and passed it on to his elder brother who was not as good as him in everything. This made the proud Ruan Zihong very hard to swallow. .But what if he can't swallow it, his concubines have become, and it is impossible to go back to Kunlun Mountain and compete with his elder brother for the throne of the head.

Dai Ruoze asked: "Is he coming to the capital?"

Ruan Zihong said: "No, he came to Qingling City to participate in the martial arts conference."

"Wulin Conference?!" Dai Ruoze became interested, "When will it be held?"

Ruan Zihong said, "On the seventh day of next month, Wei Xiu invited me to be a witness."

Dai Ruoze asked, "What witness?"

Ruan Zihong said: "The witness of the leader of the martial arts alliance."

Dai Ruoze was shocked, the so-called martial arts conference and the election of the leader of the martial arts are both major events in the world!It's rare to travel to ancient times, how can you miss this big show!And he has a premonition that this martial arts conference will be related to the plot or a large-scale dungeon in all likelihood, so he must go!

Dai Ruoze wanted to go to the martial arts conference, but he couldn't go by himself, he had to bring the little emperor with him - otherwise, it would be meaningless for him to go to the martial arts conference.But how can he lure the little emperor who is diligent in political affairs to put down the government affairs and join him in the affairs of the rivers and lakes?

Dai Ruoze thought about it, but couldn't come up with a reason, so he had to play by ear.

Weiyang Palace.

Dai Ruoze and the emperor were at the opposite ends of the bedroom, unable to see each other, and talking through the microphone from a long distance away.

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, we can see each other by walking ten steps forward, why use a microphone?"

The emperor said, "Because I don't want to see you."

Dai Ruoze asked, "Why?"

"You always bother me," said the emperor.

Dai Ruoze said: "I don't bother you, just let me see."

The emperor flatly refused: "No!"

Dai Ruoze took a step forward tentatively, and the emperor immediately said, "Don't move!"

Dai Ruoze froze in place, "Your Majesty, how do you know that I moved?"

The emperor proudly said: "I have a wonderful plan!"

Dai Ruoze smiled, "Your Majesty is hiding in a corner to spy on me, tsk tsk, I didn't expect Your Majesty to have such a hobby."

"You're the only one with eccentricities!" The emperor annoyed and smashed the megaphone, "If you talk nonsense again, I will punish you!"

Dai Ruoze begged for mercy: "Your Majesty, please forgive me for the crime of speaking out! Your Majesty is the most wise and handsome."

Dai Ruoze praised the little emperor eloquently, approaching the little emperor's location lightly.

The little emperor was fiddling with the megaphone by the window sill, listening to Dai Ruoze's compliment, his little face turned red and then pale, and he didn't know whether he was shy or angry.

Dai Ruoze said: "I like Your Majesty the most."

The little emperor stammered: "Zhen, I don't like you at all! Hmph~ No matter how much you like Zhenzhen, I won't favor you!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Since His Majesty doesn't favor me, let me kiss you twice in order to make up for my wounds."

Dai Ruoze was a hungry tiger, and hugged the emperor from behind. The emperor screamed in fright, and hit Dai Ruoze with his elbow. Dai Ruoze had the foresight to block, and wrapped the emperor's arms around him, making it impossible for anyone to hit him.

Dai Ruoze gnawed down on the sensitive back of the emperor's neck, and the little emperor froze in an instant, his body was so limp.

Dai Ruoze gnawed, sucked and licked the back of the little emperor's neck as if stamping his seal, he bullied the little emperor until he almost cried before letting the little emperor go.

Dai Ruoze smashed it, said, "Your Majesty's taste is really good."

The emperor slapped Dai Ruoze angrily, "How do you let me see people!"

Dai Ruoze made a hickey on the emperor's neck during the autumn hunting. The hickey was deep and heavy, and it took about ten days for it to disappear. High collar, although it's winter now, but it's not cold enough to wear a high collar every day, he doesn't want to be questioned by the queen mother or queen if he has a cold and is afraid of the cold!

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, don't worry, your hair can block it."

The emperor said: "Then what if the hair blows up and doesn't stop it?!"

Dai Ruoze stretched his neck, and generously brought it to the emperor's mouth, "Then I'll give His Majesty a bite to vent my anger."

The emperor patted Dai Ruoze, "I've never seen you so annoying!"

Dai Ruoze said with a smile, "If I wasn't annoying, you wouldn't have looked at me so far."

The emperor snorted, noncommittal.

The two had had enough quarrels, and it was time for the emperor to approve the papers.

When the emperor was approving papers, Dai Ruoze usually slept on the soft couch, and sometimes chatted with the emperor to help the emperor relieve his fatigue.Today, he was uncharacteristically sitting side by side with the emperor on the long chair, peeling oranges for the emperor to eat, and he couldn't even drive him away.

The emperor slanted Dai Ruoze and said: "You are not allowed to peek at the memorial!"

Dai Ruoze said: "I see what the memorial is for, and it's not good-looking. Your Majesty is good-looking. I see Your Majesty."

The emperor used a brush dipped in ink to mark a black dot on the tip of Dai Ruoze's nose, and said, "Slick tongue!"

Dai Ruoze wiped it with his sleeve carelessly, and the dots turned into a curve, smudged on his face, making him a big painted face.

The emperor leaned over the table, opened a booklet and read it word by word, sometimes took a pen to make a mark, and then wrote the solution plan in the blank space below, then closed it and piled it on the other side.

The emperor focused on the memorial, while Dai Ruoze focused on the emperor.

The emperor's eyelashes were long and curled up like a Barbie doll, and they opened and closed like two small fans.

Dai Ruoze couldn't stop blowing on the emperor's eyelashes, and the emperor closed his eyes reflexively, and rubbed them with the back of his hand.

The emperor glared at Dai Ruoze angrily, "Can't you leave me alone?!"

Dai Ruoze said: "I can't help it."

The emperor half-closed his eyes and said, "Since you can't bear it, then I will help you bear it."

Dai Ruoze smirked and said, "How can I help?"

The emperor said: "The old eunuch in the clean room complained that there are no new recruits in the palace recently, and his hands are about to give birth, why not let Mrs. Dai Gui practice his hands." After he finished speaking, he called out, "Come on! "

Dai Ruoze hurriedly stuffed a piece of orange into the little emperor's mouth, and covered his mouth to prevent him from making a sound. The emperor stared at him with his beautiful eyes wide open.

Dai Ruoze loved it so much, he kissed the emperor through his own hand, and said, "Okay, okay, I won't trouble you anymore, Your Majesty, please forgive me."

The emperor pulled Dai Ruoze away from the hand that was covering him, chewed the orange bitterly and swallowed it, and said, "Your words are the most insignificant."

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty has wronged me to death. I have always kept my promise to Your Majesty."

The emperor rolled his eyes.

Dai Ruoze said: "That's how it is, why don't you promise me one thing, Your Majesty, if you promise, I will never bother you! If I bother you, I will become a eunuch!"

The emperor said without thinking, "I won't agree to you."

Dai Ruoze said sweatingly, "Hey, I didn't even say what happened, Your Majesty."

The emperor said firmly: "It must not be a good thing!"

Dai Ruoze said: "I swear this is a good thing, and it will be of great significance to the stability of the imperial court and the world!"

The emperor didn't bother to pay attention to him, and bowed his head to criticize the memorial.

Hmm~ None of this stinky rascal's words are credible. I am a wise emperor, so I won't be fooled!

Dai Ruoze lasagna tears, why is the emperor's trust in him so low? !He didn't do anything that made the emperor hate him!

He pushed the emperor's strands of hair that were hanging in front of his eyes behind his ears, and said, "Your Majesty, what I want to talk about is the martial arts conference, don't you really want to hear it?"

The emperor's eyes flashed, he put down the brush, and said, "What do you want to do?"

Dai Ruoze said: "I want His Majesty to go to the martial arts conference with me."