Gongdou's life push

When the first snow fell in the capital, nobleman Ning died of poisoning, and under the tacit understanding of the concubines in the harem, no one mentioned his death.

Since Concubine Ning's death, Concubine Hua has been taciturn and depressed. He used to fight with Concubine Yu, but now he doesn't fight anymore.He shut himself in the dance band all day long, and never saw anyone who came to him, even Dai Ruoze was turned away when he went.

Dai Ruoze knew that Concubine Hua was not feeling well, so he restrained the concubines not to disturb Concubine Hua and let him be alone.

Dai Ruoze's order was out of consideration for Concubine Hua, but the other concubines heard it.

Hua Concubine and Ning Guiren are close friends, and after Ning Guiren's death, Dai Ruoze isolated Concubine Hua again, he is going to clean up the harem!

The concubine was worried that the next person Dai Ruoze would deal with would be herself, so many people ran to seek refuge with the queen and Concubine Shu—Concubine Lan was addicted to invention and manufacturing, so she had little contact with the concubines in the palace, and she herself It doesn't matter, so no one goes to his door to harass him.

Dai Ruoze was secretly amused, but he ignored it. He was not interested in the factions in the palace. The only thing he was interested in was his first time with the emperor——Dai Ruoze regretted that he didn't do anything in Zheyan Palace that day. , Later, when he talked about the matter with the emperor, the emperor either pretended to be stupid, or denied it flatly, anyway, he was determined not to follow.

Dai Ruoze was in extreme hardship, seeing that a better day was approaching, but in the end, he returned to the pre-liberation again.

Dai Ruoze sighed, clouded with gloom, incompatible with the joyful atmosphere of the entire palace.

It's New Year's Eve.

The palace is decorated with lanterns and festoons everywhere, with red lanterns and happy couplets. The palace people are more relaxed and cheerful than in the past. They are chatting secretly while decorating various palaces, which makes the lifeless palace a little bit more. angry.

Qianxiangyuan.

Xiao Huang stuck his head into the snow, raised his white buttocks that had exploded, and trembled.

Ruan Zihong leaned leisurely against a camellia tree and counted: "You bit off the root of a camellia tree the day before yesterday, gnawed off the bark of a camellia tree yesterday, and ate five camellia trees today." Every time a word is said, a pebble will pop out, and the pebble will hit Xiao Huang into the snow, making a hole, and splashing a lot of snowflakes, so frightened that Xiao Huang's hind legs go limp, and he kneels down.

Dai Ruoze watched Ruan Zihong's inhumane training of his pet, and persuaded: "Zihong, Xiao Huang is just a silly robe, what do you care about with it?"

Ruan Zihong said: "It's true, the son's debt is paid by the father, you can replace it."

Dai Ruoze said: "I can't give birth to a roe deer!"

Ruan Zihong said, "Then shut up."

Dai Ruoze: "..." I'm sorry Xiao Huang, the master can't save you!

Xiao Huang's big head came out of the snow a little bit, blinking his big eyes stupidly and looking at his master who was standing by, and couldn't help chirping, the master doesn't even love it!

Out of conscience, Dai Ruoze ignored Xiao Huang's plea for help, knocked on the melon seeds and let his eyes go blank.

After Ruan Zihong taught Xiao Huang a lesson, he asked, "The Chinese New Year will be in two days, Your Majesty won't have to go to court for a few days, why don't you go to Weiyang Palace and accompany your Majesty to Qianxiangyuan?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Think about life."

Xiao Huang pulled out his head stuck in the snow like a carrot, shook his head, shook off the snow slag on it, jumped towards Dai Ruoze, Dai Ruoze hugged Xiao Huang's neck, exhaled white air, "Tsk tsk, my little Huang is really warm, so I just peeled off the skin and made it into a roe deer cloak as a New Year's gift for His Majesty. It's practical and classy."

Xiao Huang was terrified, the hairs all over his body stood on end, and he was about to run away, but Dai Ruoze pinched its neck, and after running for a long time, it stopped in place, woo woo woo, before it came out of its clutches and fell into the tiger's mouth, Roe deer's life is a tragedy!

Dai Ruoze wiped a handful of snow on Xiao Huang's ears with a smile, and said, "A silly robe is a silly robe, who can't tell the truth from the lies."

Xiao Huang shook his ears to shake off the snow, and it suddenly pressed against Dai Ruoze's stomach with force, arching and arching like an electric drill, pushing Dai Ruoze from the stone bench into the snow and fell onto the ground. Then it ran away quickly.

Dai Ruoze got up from the snow, wiped his face, and said: "This silly robe is going to rebel!"

Ruan Zihong said, "It deserves it."

Dai Ruoze jumped on the spot and entered the house.

There is a charcoal fire inside the house, and the ice and snow outside are two different worlds.

Dai Ruoze squatted in front of the charcoal fire, roasted his frozen hands, and said distressedly: "Zihong, I am very troubled."

Ruan Zihong said, "Oh."

Dai Ruoze said: "You should ask me what is bothering me."

Ruan Zihong said, "Oh."

Dai Ruoze: "..." Can't you cooperate with me?Still a good partner? !

Ruan Zihong didn't pick up on it, and Dai Ruoze didn't stop, and said to himself: "Your Majesty obviously has feelings for me, why does he always resist me? Hey, do you think Your Majesty has any shadows about sex?" ? For example, when I was a child, I saw his parents talking, or his father and a woman who was not his mother, etc.?"

Ruan Zihong wanted to smear Dai Ruoze's face with coal, so why not talk about such an obscene topic so naturally? !And the topic of your discussion is the current Holy Spirit!Are you relying on His Majesty's favor to not cut off your head? !

Ruan Zihong's heart was turbulent, but on the surface he remained calm.

Ruan Zihong said with his usual indifference: "How can we know about the royal family's private affairs."

Dai Ruoze said: "There are no rumors inside and outside the palace?"

Ruan Zihong said, "I haven't heard of it."

Dai Ruoze said: "I haven't heard of it either. Then how did His Majesty get his attitude of avoiding sex?"

Ruan Zihong said, "Maybe it's because of shyness."

Dai Ruoze said: "I always feel that he is more than just shy." He suddenly smiled wickedly, winked at Ruan Zihong and said, "Zihong, we are good brothers, right? We have a strong relationship, right? You will tell me To be honest, right. Hehe, have you and Wei Xiu ever had... um, so what?" He pouted, kissed his palms twice, and made a loud "chirp" sound.

Ruan Zihong said, "No."

Dai Ruoze asked: "Then your first kiss is still there?"

Ruan Zihong avoided answering.

As a man, you can't stop talking about this topic.

In Dai Ruoze's eyes, Ruan Zihong is extremely ascetic, cold, restrained, doesn't like to laugh, and is polite and distant to others.This type of person makes it hard to imagine that he will be with someone else, but it is this type of person that makes people particularly curious about what kind of person they will be with.

Dai Ruoze knew who Ruan Zihong's other half was, but Dai Ruoze couldn't make up his mind about the affair between the two.

Dai Ruoze's brain hole is like this.

When Ruan Zihong was making foreplay with Wei Xiu, Ruan Zihong ran to water the camellia tree; when he was halfway there, Ruan Zihong ran to weed the camellia tree; Fly up the camellia tree with the person in your arms and do the rest.

Thinking about it, Dai Ruoze rolled on the ground laughing like a psycho.

Ruan Zihong walked around Dai Ruoze in disgust, and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

Dai Ruoze said, "No, it's nothing, hahaha."

Ruan Zihong: "..." Nothing, why are you laughing? !

Dai Ruoze asked persistently: "Zihong, is your first kiss still there? Is it there?"

Ruan Zihong was very annoyed by Dai Ruoze's noise, and said, "It's gone."

Dai Ruoze said: "Then you said that you and Wei Xiu have never kissed?" He was surprised, "You have someone else before Wei Xiu?! I'll go, I really can't tell!"

Ruan Zihong said: "You think too much, my first kiss was to the camellia tree."

Dai Ruoze sweated wildly, "How did you give it?"

Ruan Zihong said: "Before I plant every camellia tree, I will kiss the seeds so that they will grow fast and well."

Dai Ruoze fell to the ground with a "plop", losing to Ruan Zihong.

Dai Ruoze finished making soy sauce at Qianxiangyuan, and went to Weiyang Palace to tease the emperor again.

The emperor was writing big characters, flamboyant cursive script, and Dai Ruoze could barely recognize a few characters.

Dai Ruoze asked: "What is His Majesty writing?"

The emperor said: "I am writing Spring Festival couplets to the ministers."

Dai Ruoze wondered: "Why are you responsible for the ministers' Spring Festival couplets?"

The emperor said: "I am the emperor. The calligraphy I gave to the ministers shows how much I value them. Of course, I only write to the important ministers in the court and the courtiers who I like."

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, please write me a copy, and I'll post it to Zheyan Palace."

"No," said the emperor.

The emperor's refusal was commonplace for Dai Ruoze, and he didn't take it seriously at all.

Dai Ruoze said: "Then I will write a Spring Festival couplet for Your Majesty and paste it in Weiyang Palace."

"No," said the emperor.

Dai Ruoze said: "In the first couplet, I hope that your heart is like mine, and in the second couplet, I write about spring outings and special nights, and I write about sex and happiness first."

The emperor tilted his pen and ruined a word. He balled up the rice paper into a ball and used it as a weapon to slam Dai Joo-ze on the face. Then he spread out a new piece of paper and said, "The bull's head is wrong with the horse." Mouth!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Although I am not confrontational, I have fully expressed my urgent wish. Isn't the new year a year of running around for my own wish? Only His Majesty can help me realize my wish, so I will stick to it." In Weiyang Palace, His Majesty will read it once every day, and it will be remembered in my heart to help me realize it."

The emperor frantically finished writing a couplet, put down the pen, did not talk to Dai Ruoze, and entered the bedroom with his hands behind his back. Dai Ruoze raised his eyebrows and followed.

The emperor leaned softly on the soft couch, and when Dai Ruoze was about to fall down on the couch, the emperor stopped and said, "You stand for me!"

Dai Ruoze didn't understand what he meant, so he stood despondently.

The emperor flipped through a book, occasionally raising his eyes to look at Dai Ruoze.

The emperor read the book very slowly, and he was still reading the first page after a stick of incense, which made Dai Ruoze seriously suspect that the emperor was holding the book in a daze, not reading it at all.

Dai Ruoze took away the emperor's book, and it took the emperor a while to react.

The emperor asked: "What are you doing?"

Dai Ruoze bowed and said, "I should ask His Majesty this question."

The emperor said: "Huh~ Bold, how can you have the qualifications to ask me a question."

Dai Ruoze said: "Yes, yes, yes, I am not qualified, my majesty is unparalleled." He pinched the emperor's pointed chin, forcing him to look up, and he asked, "Your Majesty, what are you thinking?"

"I don't think about it," said the emperor.

Dai Ruoze said: "If you don't think about anything, you won't be silent, and you won't be unable to read hundreds of words. Have you encountered any problems? Are you in the court? In the harem?"

The emperor bit his lower lip and mumbled, "In the harem."

Dai Ruoze said: "What's going on in the harem? Ning Gui's business or Hua Concubine's business?"

The emperor's eyes flickered, and he asked Dai Ruoze an unexpected question, he asked: "Dai Ruoze, do you really like me or do you flatter me because I am the emperor?"

Once the emperor finished asking, he stopped looking at Dai Ruo Ze, and stared straight at the ground, as if something on the ground had attracted his attention.

Dai Ruoze was stunned for a moment, then smiled softly: "Don't you understand my feelings for His Majesty?"

The emperor said, "I don't really understand."

Dai Ruoze asked: "What don't you understand?"

The emperor said: "You have had extraordinary enthusiasm for me since you first met me, and you have tried every means to take over me...well, you are a disciple anyway..."

Dai Ruoze didn't allow the emperor to say any more, so he bit the emperor's pink lips, and the emperor bit back, not to be outdone, so hard that Dai Ruoze gasped.

Dai Ruoze waited for the emperor to bite enough, and said: "Look, I have taken advantage of His Majesty, and His Majesty has taken back all of it."

The emperor pinched Dai Ruoze annoyed, "Get to the point!"

Dai Ruoze looked at the emperor affectionately, and said solemnly: "The point is, I like Your Majesty, sincerely, and I can give you my life."

The emperor's bright eyes burst out with some kind of dazzling luster, which clearly conveyed the emotion called joy, which infected Dai Ruoze, and made Dai Ruoze so happy that he wanted to hug the little emperor and spin it three hundred times.

Dai Ruoze teased: "Your Majesty is so happy? If you are happy, why not pamper me."

The emperor actually nodded, and he said: "Okay! Dai Ruoze, then you can give birth to a child for me!"