Gongdou's life push

Dai Ruoze's pregnancy with a dragon child was a joyous event. In just one morning, the news spread throughout the harem and the court, and the unborn baby received praise from all sides. highly anticipated.

Dai Ruoze received a gift in the Zheyan Palace and received a soft hand, and he apologized to those who came to congratulate him until his face cramped.

Dai Ruoze thought gloomily, don't these people know that pregnant women... do pregnant women need a quiet and peaceful environment to recuperate? !

Because of Dai Ruoze's pregnancy, Xiao Huang was sent to Qianxiang Yuan to be raised by Ruan Zihong - this was an order from the emperor himself, the reason was that Xiao Huang was noisy and clumsy, and if he bumped into Dai Ruoze, it would easily cause little trouble. Tragedy!

Dai Ruoze thinks that he is a tragedy, why are these words specifically aimed at women applied to him!Is there really no child in his stomach other than internal organs?

Concubine Lan enthusiastically built a stroller for Dai Ruoze. This stroller was shaped like a sedan chair with hidden tires. When the tires were put down and the handle was pulled out, it was a pushable stroller. When the hands are put down on the straps, it can be turned into a pannier to carry the child on the back.In addition, the baby stroller has an upgraded version of warm in winter and cool in summer beads - this warm in winter and cool in summer beads are specially modified according to the baby's body temperature changes, which can effectively adjust the baby to a suitable temperature, which can be called a must-have product for home travel.

Concubine Lan said: "Jose, your baby is born, you must play with me!"

Dai Ruoze said, "Play?"

Concubine Lan immediately changed her words: "Hug me!"

Dai Ruoze sneered and said, "You were played with by your brother too much when you were young, so you want to play with other children to get revenge."

"How can you think of me in such a dark way!" Concubine Lan Gui said righteously, "I'm sure it's too late for me to love your child." He changed his tone again, and said, "But I really love you." I really want to play. My brother said that I was very fun when I was a bean. I always chased him, but I couldn’t catch up with my short legs. When I ran, I stumbled, and when I stumbled, I made a hole in the ground. Come on. I questioned this, how can such a smart brain do such a short thing! But my brother said that children are stupid, so I must have a child Experiment!"

Dai Ruoze said blackly: "It's fortunate that your nose bridge is not collapsed. Besides, my son won't be your guinea pig. You should give up your heart!"

Concubine Lan said proudly: "I've been thrown!" Then he held Dai Ruoze's hand flatteringly, "It's not a mouse, I will give him the best and most advanced toys!"

Dai Ruoze: "..." Why didn't I realize that you have such a side before!

No matter what Concubine Lan said, she couldn't persuade Dai Ruoze to rent her unborn son to him for a few days. She was very frustrated and squatted in the corner to make a circle.

Dai Ruoze said: "If you want to play, give birth to one yourself."

Concubine Lan said: "Who am I going to live with? Your Majesty belongs to you, and I will definitely not touch it, but with the name of Concubine, I can't have anything to do with others." His eyes suddenly lit up, and he said , "Speaking of which, Jose, does the lube I gave you work?"

Dai Ruoze praised without hesitation: "It's easy to use, give me another dozen."

Concubine Lan said: "Hey hey hey, I'll give you an upgraded version."

Concubine Lan placed a bunch of large bottles and small jars on the table, selling them one by one like a profiteer.

Concubine Lan said: "This is a sexy lubricating milk. In addition to effectively protecting your chrysanthemums from being injured and not loose and deformed by accommodating huge objects, it can also nourish your chrysanthemums. Use it after bathing every day. One After a month, your chrysanthemums will have a delicate fragrance! I developed the jasmine fragrance, and Peony thought, ah, there is also a camellia fragrance, this one is specially for Zihong. Hey, this incense is the fragrance of immortality and death, this one is not Aphrodisiac, it’s for fun. Lighting this incense during intercourse will make the attacker last longer, make the recipient more sensitive, prolong the pleasure of both parties, and have the effect of relieving fatigue, which will make you feel uneasy after sex. You are so tired, you can fight for another [-] rounds after taking a rest. This is..."

Concubine Lan introduced his research and development medicines to Dai Ruoze one by one, and her beaming look was exactly the same as when he introduced the microphone.

Dai Ruoze's expression was extremely mysterious, and he asked tangledly: "Concubine Lan, Alan, tell me, what are you doing researching if you have nothing to do? Aren't you mainly attacking high-end magical weapons?" This life is a high-end Is there a sense of sight for a scientist to be the owner of an adult shop?

Concubine Lan said: "In order to promote the great harmony of mankind! Hehe, Jose, I give you all these, so you can lend me your son to play for two days."

Dai Ruoze: "..." Well, it's back again!Is this the so-called mentality that every younger brother or sister who has been bullied by an older brother or sister would hope that they have another younger brother or sister who can be bullied by themselves.

Concubine Lan said: "If these are not enough, then I will give you a free Chinese medicine jade potion, there are various models, can..."

Dai Ruoze said: "That's enough! My son is still a sperm, you just want to play with him?! Cough, but for the sake of your sincerity, let me lend it to you."

Concubine Lan laughed, and said to Dai Ruoze's belly, "Baby, your concubine mother lent you to me!"

As soon as Concubine Lan walked away, the emperor came back.

The emperor said: "I met Ah Lan outside Zheyan Palace, what is he doing here?"

Dai Ruoze pointed to the bottles and jars on the table, and said, "Here are some good things for us."

The emperor asked: "What good thing?"

Dai Ruoze smiled evilly: "It's a good thing that can make His Majesty want to stop."

The emperor was embarrassed when he thought of the milky white ointment that Dai Ruoze squeezed into his private parts.

The emperor said: "Talking nonsense, Ah Lan is not such a dishonest person."

Dai Ruoze said: "Tsk tsk, you don't understand him, Your Majesty."

The emperor expressed his disdain for Dai Ruoze with his white eyes.

The emperor walked up to Dai Ruoze, squatted down, leaned on Dai Ruoze's knee, and said, "It will be great if my son is born before my vacation is over, then I can spend more time with him."

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, being pregnant for ten months is not empty talk."

The emperor said, "How about asking Concubine Lan for some birth-inducing medicine?"

Dai Ruoze said: "It's not good to pluck the seedlings to encourage them to grow."

"Well, that's right," said the emperor.

The emperor's hand got into Dai Ruoze's clothes, and pressed Dai Ruoze's abdominal muscles through the small clothes, "Hmm~ You should gain weight, your belly is hard, your son must be uncomfortable staying in it, you should take it Make your stomach softer."

Dai Ruoze said distractedly: "Abdominal muscles are the sign of Xiao Gong."

Dai Ruoze felt the emperor's hand moving around his abdomen, he squinted his eyes, caught the little emperor's armpit unexpectedly, lifted him up and made him sit on his lap.

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, you are teasing me."

The emperor said: "No, I am communicating with my son."

Dai Ruoze said: "Let's communicate first."

Four days have passed since the New Year's Eve, and the spirits of both of them have recovered, and they are both masters of lust for the first time. It is just when it is difficult to control the strong desire, the two of them come and go, come and go feeling.

Dai Ruoze didn't even enter the room, he used his internal force to close the door of the hall, and let the emperor lean on the table, just in time to use the new product sent by Concubine Lan, after a simple foreplay, the two got straight to the point up.

Dai Ruoze did it so fiercely and ruthlessly that the little emperor couldn't even utter a word, only a low "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.After the two finished a round in the hall, Dai Ruoze was afraid of freezing the emperor, so he carried him back to the bedroom and pressed him on the bed for the second round.

The emperor put his arms around Dai Ruoze's shoulders in refusal and said, "Well, be careful, kid."

Dai Ruoze said: "It's still a small spot that doesn't even have a level one, don't be afraid."

"Yes," said the emperor.

The two didn't rest until it was dark, during which Dai Ruoze lit the incense of wanting immortality and dying, as Concubine Lan said, after using this incense, he and the emperor didn't feel exhausted after four times in a row. The increase in fatigue value has been significantly slowed down.

Dai Ruoze silently clicked 32 likes for Yuxian Yushixiang!

[System: The emperor's favorability +2, a total of 117 favorability. 】【System: Your child has been upgraded to level 1 because he felt the love of his parents. 】After Dai Ruoze brought water to clean up for himself and the emperor, he asked the maid to bring the food to the bedroom.

The two set up a small table on the bed, head to head, shoulder to shoulder, and ate dinner side by side intimately and semi-lying.

The emperor has always been a picky eater. He doesn't like vegetables or carrots. He picks meat to eat. Dai Ruoze used to force the emperor to eat vegetables by coercing, molesting, molesting, and hooliganism. But after having a child, Dai Ruoze just said, "You If I don’t eat vegetables, I won’t eat them either, so that our children will not be able to obtain balanced nutrition, and they will definitely be deformed after birth.” To stimulate the emperor, the emperor can finish a table of vegetables without even blinking. It's like a rabbit reincarnated!

Dai Ruoze praised the emperor with his own actions - the two of them stood up again after eating and had nothing to do. After finishing the meal, the two of them had almost digested and fell back to bed.

Dai Ruoze said: "Tsk, this life is so comfortable, if I want to live like this every day, I will lose my abdominal muscles in a few days."

The emperor said: "Huh, you shouldn't have abdominal muscles. The baby is so uncomfortable to live in. If you want me to tell you, don't go to Qianxiangyuan to practice swords early in the morning. You are going to be a mother and dance swords." It's not good for kids to have a gun."

Dai Ruoze: "..." What does it mean to be a mother? !Although he really wanted to discuss the issue of his mother and father with the emperor, he probably couldn't come up with any results, so he avoided the point that made his pores burnt, and said, "Hehe, I am It is giving good prenatal education to children, so that they will not grow up to be sissies when they grow up."

When it comes to sissy, the two of them immediately think of Concubine Hua.

Dai Ruoze said: "He was very haggard when he saw Concubine Hua on New Year's Eve, tsk, what happened to Mrs. Ning Gui really hit him hard."

The emperor said: "Your Ning deserves to be blamed, hmph~ what are you so concerned about Concubine Hua for?!"

Dai Ruoze shouted wronged, "I didn't pay attention to him, okay! And he also passed me as a concubine, and he's not a passerby, so I just took a look."

The emperor said: "That's not allowed! Concubine Hua's clothes are too indecent. Isn't it cold to wear so little in winter?! Ming'er ordered the concubines in the harem to button up to the top button when dressing .”

Dai Ruoze smiled and said, "Tsk, I didn't expect my family to be jealous."

The emperor said: "It's nonsense. I am thinking about the physical and mental health of my concubines. I am a good emperor who cares about my concubines."

Dai Ruoze answered "yes" again and again.

The two chatted for a while, and the emperor let out a short "ah" as if thinking of something.

Dai Ruoze asked: "What's wrong?"

The emperor said: "Ah, I remembered something. Well, it happened before you became pregnant. I forgot about it once you were pregnant."

Dai Ruoze joked: "Shouldn't the one who is forgetful be the pregnant woman? What did your Majesty forget?"

The emperor said: "A secret guard has come to report that someone from the Demon Cult has entered the capital."