Gongdou's life push

Lantern Festival is Valentine's Day in ancient times. On this day, the market is very lively.

Young men and women go to the lantern festival together. If a single man likes a single woman, he will buy an exquisite lantern and give it to the woman. If the woman accepts it, the two will become married.In addition, guessing lantern riddles and setting off lanterns are also popular traditional programs.

Dai Ruoze and the emperor were dressed in casual clothes and mixed in the endless crowd.

The emperor is like a carefree son of a family. After visiting this stall and that, he will definitely buy a lantern every time he passes by a stall, but as an emperor, he will not bring money or do coolies himself, so Dai Ruoze became a follower, the emperor bought all the way in front, and he paid all the way behind, and had to carry things when he was done.

Dai Ruoze brought more than a dozen lanterns, and the lanterns of different sizes and shapes were lined up in front of him, blocking most of the others. From a distance, he looked like a big lantern in the shape of a person who could walk.

The emperor said with disgust: "You look so stupid."

Dai Ruoze said: "Master, you are the culprit!"

The emperor said: "It's just that you are stupid. If you are born beautiful, no matter how you dress up, you should be fresh and refined."

Dai Ruoze said, "Is it like Concubine Liang?"

The emperor thought about Concubine Liang's zero-distance headshot, and said, "Young master, this kind."

Dai Ruoze: "..." So the emperor has a narcissistic attribute!

As the emperor bought more and more lanterns, Dai Ruoze couldn't carry them anymore, so he handed them over to the dark guards who secretly followed and protected them.

As soon as Dai Ruoze came out, he put his arms around the emperor's waist affectionately, and said with a smile: "Hey, I was afraid that I would lose you just now, so I have to let you be in my arms to feel at ease."

The emperor said: "I am such a big man, how can I lose it so easily."

Dai Ruoze said: "You have lost it once under my nose,"

The emperor said: "That's because you are too inferior!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Yes, yes, it's all my fault, so I must not let my husband lose it a second time."

The emperor said: "If there is a second time, I will divorce you."

As the two talked, they came to a booth. There were many people surrounded by three floors, and the emperor and Dai Ruoze couldn't squeeze through the outermost corner.

Dai Ruoze asked a crowd of onlookers: "Brother, are the lanterns sold at this stall more unique than others or something? There are so many people."

The crowd said: "Hey, you haven't visited the Lantern Festival in previous years, have you? This booth was set up by Yuelao."

"Yue Lao?!" Dai Ruoze picked out his ears, "That Yue Lao in the sky?!" Damn it!Is it possible that this game will directly become a fairy man? !

The crowd said: "Haha, my son, where did you think of it? The owner of this stall is surnamed Li, and he is called Li Yuelao. Li Yuelao will set up a stall here every year during the Lantern Festival. His lanterns are not for sale, but for guessing lantern riddles. There are three lantern riddles, and Li Yuelao will send out a lantern. Speaking of Li Yuelao’s lantern, it is the dream of young men and women. It is said that if you give Li Yuelao’s lantern to your sweetheart, the two will be able to reconcile beautifully , grow old together!"

Dai Ruoze didn't believe it, "Can there be such a god?"

The crowd said: "Don't believe it, Li Yuelao has set up a lantern stall for 40 years, and all the people who have received lanterns from him are lovers and finally get married. It is said that the year before last, the son of the Lin family pursued the son of the Luo family. The lady has never received a response, but since Mr. Lin got a lantern from Li Yuelao, Mrs. Luo accepted Mr. Lin's marriage proposal. The two got married last year, and they both gave birth to a white and fat baby this year. .”

The onlooker gave a few more examples, depicting Li Yuelao's lanterns in a miraculous manner, which is almost as good as Yuelao's red line.

Dai Ruoze turned his head, and saw that the emperor's eyes were shining, and the longing in his eyes was ready to come out.

Dai Ruoze's heart moved, and he said, "Master, let's go and guess a lantern riddle too."

The emperor said, "Can you guess it?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Don't underestimate me, besides, I can't guess that you are there, Mr. Xianggong, who is educated, rich and talented..."

The Emperor said, "Shut up! You glib."

Dai Ruoze said: "Every sentence is sincere."

Dai Ruoze protected the emperor, pushed aside the crowd, and fought a bloody path amidst the protests of others cursing.

When they arrived at Li Yuelao's booth, they realized how different the lanterns he sold were.

Traditional lanterns are generally in the shape of flowers, carp, etc., but the lanterns sold by Li Yuelao are in the shape of a peach heart, an arrow piercing the heart, and other explicit shapes that imply love.

Dai Ruoze looked embarrassed, this lantern booth must have been activated by the system, okay?

Li Yue is always an old man with a white beard, he smiled kindly and asked Dai Ruoze and the emperor, "Do you two want to guess lantern riddles?"

Dai Ruoze said, "Yes."

Li Yuelao said: "Then I ask you to choose three lamps. If you guess all of them correctly, you can choose one of the three lamps and take them away."

Dai Ruoze asked: "What if you guessed wrong?"

Li Yuelao said: "Then be an old man and earn money from the two young masters for nothing."

Dai Ruoze said, "Okay."

[System: You have started the mini-game "Lantern Riddles Guess". 】【System: If you guess three lantern riddles within 5 minutes, you will successfully complete the mini-game. 】【System: Friendly reminder, you only have one chance. 】

The lantern was chosen by the emperor, and he looked at Dai Ruoze with the eyes of "I like this lantern very much, you must guess correctly, if you guess wrong, you will die", which made Dai Ruoze feel very stressed.

The riddle of the first lantern is "I will not worry about the incense and fire in the future", just type one word.

The second is "with a sound of the gavel, 'cut!'", an idiom.

The third one is "Stars hanging down from the sky, moon and shadows are rare", named after one person.

The first one was easy to guess, Dai Ruoze guessed the answer after only reading the riddle once, he said: "This is the word for autumn."

Li Yuelao said, "That's right."

The second one, Dai Ruoze, thought for a while, and said, "The second one is amazing."

Li Yuelao said, "That's right."

The third one, Dai Ruoze would not have thought of it for a while, but as time went by, some people in the crowd were already ridiculing.

Someone said: "If you can't guess it, don't guess it. Get out of the way and let someone else do it."

Someone said: "Hey, the stipulated time is coming soon, so don't struggle this young man."

Someone said: "I already guessed it, why don't you give me the opportunity to reveal the answer this time, my lord."

……

Dai Ruoze stared at the enigma, turning a deaf ear to the clamor of others, he had 2 minutes left.

The emperor tugged on Dai Jose's sleeve and asked, "Can you do it?"

Dai Ruoze pinched the emperor's chin and said: "Never ask your man if he is okay, this is a provocation to me."

The emperor said: "My young master provoked you?!"

Dai Ruoze leaned into the emperor's ear and said, "In order to maintain the dignity of my man, I have to work until Your Majesty can't get out of bed for three days."

The emperor stepped on Dai Ruoze.

When Dai Ruoze was stepped on by the emperor, Mao Sai suddenly opened up.

Dai Ruoze said: "The answer to the third mystery is Guan Yu."

Li Yuelao said, "Yes."

[System: The timer is up in 10 minutes, congratulations on successfully clearing the mini-game. 】【System: The emperor's favorability +2, a total of 119 favorability. 】【System: Your child has been upgraded to a level because he felt his mother's ingenuity. The current level is 2. 】Li Yuelao said: "Young master is smart, please choose a lamp."

Dai Ruoze took an arrow piercing the heart, paid the money, and left with the emperor.

The two came to the river.

Many men and women gathered on the embankment, all holding lanterns in their hands. They wrote down their wishes with a small piece of paper, stuffed them in the lanterns, and then let the lanterns float away with the water.

Dai Ruoze gave the emperor the lantern with an arrow piercing through his heart, and said, "Your Excellency, let's put up a lantern too."

The emperor said: "You want me to put this one?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Since I got here on behalf of my husband, then I will let him go and let him deal with it."

The emperor said: "Stupid, Li Yuelao's lantern is the red thread, there is no reason to let the red thread go."

Dai Ruoze smiled, he laughed heartily, even his eyebrows and eyes showed curved arcs, he said: "Master, tell me honestly, have you heard the rumors about Li Yuelao a long time ago before you insist on making a fuss?" For the Lantern Festival?"

The emperor did not speak, which was the default.

Dai Ruoze ignored the people coming and going, and embraced the emperor emotionally. He hugged him so tightly that the little emperor could hardly breathe.

He kissed the top of the emperor's head and said, "Master, do you want to grow old with me forever?"

The emperor pushed and rejected Dai Ruoze, but after pushing for a long time, he couldn't push him away. He said angrily, "Could it be that you don't want to grow old with me...my young master? Hmph~ If you dare to cuckold me, I will kill you." Ling Chi executed!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Are you kidding me, I'm almost exhausted by you, my husband, so I don't have any extra energy to go... Oh, it hurts! Don't talk to me, my face is rotten!"

The emperor pulled Dai Ruoze's face so long that he became a big pie face with a bloody mouth.

The emperor threatened: "If you talk nonsense again, I will tear your mouth apart."

Dai Ruoze swore, "I won't dare again! My husband is mighty and domineering!"

The emperor withdrew his hand, and Dai Ruoze immediately added, "You don't need to talk about it in the future, you need to do it."

The emperor wanted to kick Dai Ruoze into the river.

Since the Lantern Festival is here, the event of putting on lanterns is not to be missed.

The emperor was reluctant to let go of Li Yuelao's lantern, so he picked two from the lanterns he bought earlier, one for him and Dai Ruoze.

The two stood back to back, writing and drawing on the paper with a brush.

"How are you?" asked the emperor.

Dai Ruoze said, "It's finished."

"What did you write?" asked the emperor.

Dai Ruoze asked back: "What did Xianggong write?"

The emperor said, "I won't tell you."

Dai Ruoze said, "I won't tell you either."

The conversation between the two was very naive. You didn't tell me and you didn't tell me or you, and you talked for a long time, and no one could see who else.

The emperor got angry, "Forget it!"

Dai Ruoze said: "I didn't say it, but it's not fair if I say what my husband doesn't say."

The emperor said: "If you say a wish, it will not come true."

Dai Ruoze said: "It doesn't matter whether my wish comes true or not?!"

The emperor said: "Nonsense, as long as my wish can come true, what about your wish, hum~ No matter what you want, I can always help you realize it."

The emperor's light words made Dai Ruoze fall into the honeypot.

This was the first time the emperor spoke love words to him, and it was also the most touching love words that Dai Ruoze had ever heard.

Dai Ruoze rubbed his nose and said, "Well, well, my wish is to be with my husband seven times a night every day, can you help me realize it?"

The emperor threw the lantern on Dai Jose's face.

The two put the lantern on the water, and with a slight push, the lantern floated down the river to the center of the lake.

Dai Ruoze held the hand of the emperor, staring at the lanterns that drifted away.

His wish was not so dishonest, the wish he made was to be with the little emperor for the rest of his life.But can this wish really come true?He was on the road of customs clearance, and he was almost at the end, which meant that the day when he and the emperor parted was approaching.

Dai Ruoze felt melancholy in the winter night wind, but his melancholy did not last for a few seconds, because a figure that broke into his field of vision made him throw all the melancholy out of his mind.

He saw Rong Feng!

Note: The lantern riddles in this chapter are taken from "Chinese Lantern Riddles"