Gongdou's life push

Dai Ruoze wanted to test whether the queen knew martial arts, but he didn't know where to start. Should he pretend to be an assassin to assassinate her, or provoke her like Ruan Zihong?

Dai Ruoze planned to take advantage of the queen's weakness, but after thinking about it, he realized that he didn't know what the queen's weakness was.

The queen seems to be a very emotional person, she is always crying, like a tragic heroine, her tear glands are so developed that it makes people collapse.But such a crying-loving, fragile person who seemed to be crushed at the touch of a pinch, didn't have the weaknesses that ordinary people should have.

For example, Rong Feng's weakness is the desire for freedom, Ruan Zihong's weakness is the camellia tree, Concubine Shu's weakness is her cow, Dai Ruoze's weakness is the little emperor... the concubines in the harem, don't worry Whether it is strong or weak, everyone has an obvious weakness, except for the queen.

Dai Ruoze twirled a brush, several ideas flashed through his mind quickly, not sure if it would work.

The emperor who was approving the memorial was annoyed by Dai Ruo's pen, and hit Dai Ruoze's pen with his own brush holder, but Dai Ruoze didn't hold it, and the brush rolled away.

The emperor said: "You are disturbing my work!"

Dai Ruoze said, "I'm thinking about something."

"What's the matter?" asked the emperor.

Dai Ruoze said: "I want to see if the queen knows martial arts."

The emperor asked, "What are you trying to do?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Uh...it's not convenient to tell you, I'll talk to you after I confirm."

Talking only halfway is the most annoying thing, the little emperor is not happy right away, you either don’t say it, or you finish it, isn’t half-talking half-hiding half-talking arousing others’ curiosity and not satisfying Well, too bad!

The emperor pulled Dai Ruoze's face, and said fiercely: "You are all mine, huh~ Don't hide anything from me, or I will castrate you."

Dai Ruoze said: "There is no necessary connection between you and eunuch me, right?"

The emperor said: "I say there is, so why, do you have any meaning for my decision?"

Dai Ruoze gave in without backbone, and said: "Your Majesty is wise and powerful, and everything His Majesty said is correct."

The emperor said: "Children can be taught."

Facing the emperor's persistent questioning, Dai Ruoze stopped hiding and explained to the emperor all his inferences about Concubine Shu and the empress.

The emperor said: "The queen is from the south of the Yangtze River, so she has nothing to do with the Hu people."

Dai Ruoze said: "You don't have to get involved with barbarians, as long as you can get involved with the previous court, and you can fake your life experience. The queen's family is a high-ranking official in the south of the Yangtze River, far away from the capital. It's easier to do tricks."

The emperor said: "Well, if the empress is the leader of the Demon Cult, then her method of rebellion must be to destroy my spirit with ghost cries."

Dai Ruoze burst out laughing, the little emperor's description couldn't have been more incisive, he rubbed the emperor's earlobe, and said, "I will cover your majesty's ears."

The emperor didn't talk nonsense with Dai Ruoze, and asked: "How do you want to test whether the queen knows martial arts?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Uh...there is a preliminary plan that requires the cooperation of His Majesty."

Dai Ruoze's plan is extremely simple and rude, that is to call the concubines to set off firecrackers, and what Dai Ruoze wants the emperor to do is to pretend to miss and throw the firecrackers at the queen's feet. If you are a martial artist, your first reaction must be Use light work to stay away from the firecrackers or use weapons to fly the firecrackers.

Dai Ruoze said: "Although I am an imperial concubine, it would be bad for me to throw firecrackers. It's too offensive. It can only be carried out by Your Majesty. The queen will not be held accountable."

The emperor said: "In addition to light work, I can also run away."

Dai Ruoze said: "I asked Concubine Lan to make some new firecrackers, hehe, you can't run away."

The emperor frowned and said: "Then what if the queen really doesn't know martial arts and hurts her?"

Dai Ruoze said: "The firecrackers seem to be powerful, but not very powerful, so don't worry, Your Majesty."

The emperor was not very optimistic about Dai Ruoze's plan. The fifteenth day of the Chinese New Year was over, so why did he ask the concubines to set off firecrackers?If the Queen is really a member of the Demon Cult, this unexplained firecracker meeting will definitely arouse her vigilance.But Dai Ruoze looked full of confidence, the emperor didn't want to hit him, so he accepted the matter.

Dai Ruoze happily kissed the emperor twice, and was slapped by the emperor.

A few days later, the emperor asked Dafu Dagui to inform every concubine to gather at Weiyang Palace to set off firecrackers in the evening, and the reason for setting off firecrackers was to remove bad luck.This is very understandable. After all, the emperor was assassinated on the day of Lantern Festival, and the imperial concubine whom the emperor is pampering has been drinking soup with saffron since she was pregnant. It is also a tradition to drive away bad luck with excitement, which is quite reasonable-this is the reason that the emperor thought of after much deliberation. Dai Ruoze generously gave the emperor 32 likes.

The concubines didn't care about getting rid of the bad luck, what they wanted was to see the emperor on one side, and how difficult it was for them to witness the holy face on weekdays, so don't let the opportunity come to you for nothing.Therefore, all the concubines were dressed up in fancy dresses, and the colorful costumes set against the snow, as if spring had come early, blooming beautiful flowers one after another.

Dai Ruoze looked at his thick cotton padded jacket that didn't have a single pattern and couldn't set off his waist, then looked at the concubines' excellent small waists and curvy curves, and complained about their beauty and coldness while being slightly unbalanced , I have too many rivals in love!

Dai Ruoze and the emperor whispered: "Your Majesty, don't let them see God."

The emperor said disdainfully: "Huh~ It's your eyes that don't wander around, otherwise I will dig out your tricks."

The emperor spoke harshly, but Dai Ruoze was cheerful.

The small vinegar jar or something made him feel very safe.

The concubines stood in a big circle, and the eunuchs brought the prepared firecrackers.

Concubine Lan Gui came out and explained his firecrackers, "Hello everyone, this is the firecracker ball newly developed by the palace, which is very different from the firecrackers on the market." He picked up a firecracker ball, which is as spherical as it is Name, round like a ball, "This firecracker is not ignited and detonated, but will explode after a strong impact."

Concubine Lan smashed the firecracker ball into the open space of the field, and the firecracker ball bounced up and down, but didn't explode. He scratched his head in embarrassment, and said, "I'm exhausted." He picked up the firecracker ball, Bash again, and this time, the firecracker ball explodes.

The explosion of the firecracker ball was so loud that it blasted the ground into a snow pit. After the firecracker exploded, fireworks rose from it and shot straight into the sky. The setting sun complements each other, just like the beauty depicted in a scroll.

The concubines applauded clappingly and chattered about the shape of the fireworks that were launched into the sky.

The emperor gave a dry cough, and the concubines fell silent. He said, "Each concubine takes two or three firecracker balls and must throw them into the explosion. This is a good sign. Secondly, everyone should be careful not to hurt anyone. The firecrackers If the ball hits someone, it will cause burns, and even a layer of skin will peel off.”

The emperor said it seriously, but most of the concubines didn't take it seriously. There was an emperor here, and the things for the emperor were only used after careful screening to confirm that they were not dangerous.Since the emperor took the lead in playing firecracker ball, even if there was a risk, it was a small risk. In order to show his face in front of the emperor, this risk must be taken.

The concubines took the balls in twos and threes, and the emperor himself took a few.

The emperor eyed the queen, looking for an opportunity to throw the ball at her.

Dai Ruoze quietly touched the emperor's back, and blew on the back of the emperor's neck. The emperor trembled sensitively, and a fine layer of goose bumps appeared on the exposed skin.

He turned around and glared at Dai Ruoze, Dai Ruoze smiled mischievously, and said: "Your Majesty, if you keep looking at others, I will be jealous."

The emperor said, "It's so difficult for you." He whispered, "I'm completing the task you assigned."

Dai Ruoze also whispered: "Then you are not allowed to cheat."

The emperor said: "Who cheated! I didn't! Besides, everyone here is my concubine. I can favor whomever I want, and you don't care."

Dai Ruoze raised the emperor's chin, bit the tender lips with lightning speed, and said with an evil smile: "Your Majesty forgot what you promised me on New Year's Eve? Then let's review it tonight." Go ahead." He stretched out five fingers, "To deepen Your Majesty's impression, review it at least five times."

The emperor said: "Go away!"

Without even thinking about it, the emperor threw a firecracker ball at Dai Ruoze, Dai Ruoze blocked it, and the firecracker ball flew away, and the flying firecracker ball went straight to Ruan Zihong, Ruan Zihong flicked his fingers, and the firecracker ball flew to Concubine Shu again, Concubine Shu whipped the whip, changing the trajectory of the firecracker ball, and the firecracker ball hit the queen straight!

The queen stood far away, and there was no one around to protect her. She wanted to hide behind, but the firecracker ball followed her like a shadow!

Dai Ruoze, the emperor and Ruan Zihong all stared at the queen with piercing eyes, waiting for her to show her flaws!

Concubine Shu jumped up and threw out the whip to fly the firecracker racket to save the queen, but it was a pity that the whip could not reach it!

The firecracker ball hit the queen in a parabola, getting closer and closer, and already touched the queen's skirt!

The queen covered her eyes with a handkerchief and screamed loudly!

Firecracker balls explode!

The impact of the explosion of the firecracker ball caused the queen to fall down in the snow and rolled around a few times, her hair was covered with white snowflakes.

The queen covered her face and wept, crying into tears.

Concubine Shu hurriedly went to help the queen, and pleaded guilty: "The empress, the concubine is reckless, please punish the empress."

The queen cried and said: "It's none of Concubine Shu's business, you didn't hit me with a firecracker ball on purpose, ehhhh, isn't this palace disfigured?"

Dai Ruoze inserted between Concubine Shu and the Empress, and said, "No." The ball exploded at your feet and not next to your face, how could it disfigure you? !A little bit of logic, okay?

The queen said: "That's good, I'm scared to death, blah blah."

Dai Ruoze pretended to be concerned: "Is there any pain, Empress?"

The queen felt it while standing, and said, "It seems that there is no pain at all."

The queen's skirt was blown to pieces by the firecracker balls, and a good Chinese dress became a trendy beggar's outfit. Even if she was wearing thick clothes this winter, she didn't even suffer any flesh injuries.

Dai Ruoze said: "It's great that the empress is fine. If this matter is to be investigated, it is a disaster caused by my palace. Please don't blame the empress."

The queen said: "It's nothing, it's just that the imperial concubine and the concubine Rong are still childlike, and I won't blame you."

Dai Ruoze said: "... Thank you, Empress, for your generosity." What does childlike innocence mean?Are you mocking us for playing football?Why do you only say that Zihong and I are started by the emperor and concubine Shu is the tail!

The emperor said: "The queen has been frightened, and today's firecracker meeting is over. Come here, send the queen down to rest."

The queen said, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your compassion."

Surrounded by eunuchs and court ladies, the queen left, and the other concubines also dispersed.

Among the concubines in Weiyang Palace, only Dai Ruoze and Ruan Zihong were left to face the emperor.