Gongdou's life push

The child's summoning is a passive skill, not an active skill, which means that the child will ignore his will and be born immediately!

Dai Ruoze asked with sweat on his forehead: "How do I survive this?" He opened the panel and said, "There is no summon button!"

[System: The birth of a child is done through a small game. ] Dai Ruoze asked, "What game?"

[System: A fruit-slicing game. 】

Dai Ruoze: "..." Why do you have to cut fruit after giving birth? !What is the connection? !

[System: You have started the mini-game "Cutting Fruits for Children". 】【System: A total of [-] fruits will fall from the sky. You can’t miss any fruit. If you cut more than three fruits at once, you will get double points. Your score is related to your child’s nutritional status and intelligence after birth. wit. 】【System: friendly reminder, if you miss the fruit, the game will restart; if you are hit by a fruit, you will die. 】Dai Ruoze entered another blank space, and as the background music sounded, fruits fell from the sky like hailstones!

Dai Ruoze had a knife in each hand, and he was a handsome and tyrannical dual swordsman. However, he was used to using a sword, and he couldn't use a knife. He only cut two apples, and was hit on the forehead by a huge durian.

[System: You bled to death during childbirth.After your death, the emperor forcibly pulled out your half-born child from your stomach, rinsed it with clean water, and sent it to Changle Palace for the Queen Mother to play with.Afterwards, the emperor used needles to sew up the chrysanthemum that had been enlarged by your childbirth, made a specimen of your corpse, put it on the dragon bed, and fell asleep together every day. 】Dai Ruoze trembled, his chrysanthemum tightened, and cold sweat flowed into a waterfall.

Dai Ruoze said, "Didn't I get crushed to death by a durian?!"

[System: You cut fruit in this dimension, but you are giving birth in another dimension. 】Dai Ruoze asked: "Where did you use it?"

[System: Men naturally use chrysanthemums for birth. 】

Dai Ruoze was as upset as swallowing a fly, "Isn't the one born from chrysanthemums a bunch of flies?!"

[System: I will deal with technical issues. 】

[System: Friendly reminder, you are about to be crushed to death by a watermelon. 】

As soon as the system finished speaking, a watermelon hit Dai Ruoze, and Dai Ruoze's soul flew to God with its wings.

3D fruit cutting is a hundred times more brutal than 2D fruit cutting. After replaying it [-] times and dying [-] times, Dai Ruoze finally passed the level!He seriously suspected that it was because he hadn't hung up for a long time, and the system specially developed such a perverted game to punish him!

Dai Ruozette wanted to tell the system that being coquettish is a disease, and it needs to be cured!

[System: Congratulations on successfully clearing the mini-game and scoring a 3S level. 】【System: Your child was born successfully, male, with an IQ of 20, and a strong body like a cow. 】【System: Emperor favorability +151, total favorability [-]. 】【System: Dear player, congratulations on reaching the seventh stage of favorability. Because there is someone else as the queen, you cannot upgrade for the time being. 】【System: I wish you persistent efforts. When the current queen is dethroned, you can go straight to the throne of queen. ] After a series of "ding ding dong dong" system messages, Dai Ruoze returned to the space where the emperor was.

He was lying on the bed, sweating profusely, and the emperor sat beside him, holding a small limp human being in his arms - it was their child.

The emperor showed the child to Dai Ruoze lovingly like a father, and said, "Our child is so beautiful."

The child's eyebrows, eyes and skin color followed the emperor's, and his nose and mouth followed Dai Ruoze's, inheriting the advantages of both of them well. He closed his eyes and sucked his fingers, looking as beautiful as a sleeping little angel.

Dai Ruoze poked the child's face cautiously, and said, "Aren't all newborn babies as ugly as a monkey's butt? It's not very scientific to be as fat as a big peanut."

"Dai Ruoze!" The emperor wanted to beat Dai Ruoze, but the limp creature in his arms made him unable to free his hands. He rolled his eyes at Dai Ruoze and said, "You are a monkey butt peanut!"

Dai Ruoze said: "If I am, so is this boy, he was born by me." He pretended to be pitiful and said, "Your Majesty, I gave birth to a child for you, and if you don't reward me, you will still kill me." , err, most of the scumbags in the world are like this, they only see the child, but not the mother of the child."

The emperor knew that Dai Ruoze was acting, but his heart softened. He put the child on the bedside, hugged Dai Ruoze, and said, "Okay, you have worked hard."

Dai Ruoze pouted, motioning for the emperor to kiss her.

The emperor looked at the baby hesitantly, and pouted.

As soon as the two of them kissed, earth-shattering cries suddenly sounded in their ears. Both of them were so frightened that they almost fell on the bed and crushed the newly born baby into a puddle of baby mud!

The two turned their heads at the same time, and saw the baby who had just slept soundly crying and wrinkled his little face, tears streaming down his face, very sad.

The emperor frantically picked him up and patted him on the back, but the patting back and forth didn't work. He was sweating in anxiety. He asked Dai Ruoze, "What's wrong with the baby?"

Dai Ruoze spread his hands and said, "I don't know either, I've never taken care of a child."

The emperor said: "You are the mother and concubine of the baby!"

Dai Ruoze said: "You are the father of the baby!"

The two inexperienced new parents are helpless.

The emperor said, "Is the baby hungry?"

Dai Ruoze said, "Ah, probably so."

The emperor looked at Dai Ruoze and said, "Then you have to breastfeed the baby."

Dai Ruoze said: "Then hello." After he finished speaking, he realized that his words were not quite right, he lowered his head following the emperor's gaze, and said blackly, "Your Majesty, I am a man, and I have no milk!"

The emperor said: "Why is there no milk if the baby is born?" He stuffed the baby to Dai Joose, "Quickly, quickly feed the baby!"

Dai Ruoze said: "...it's futile."

The emperor said: "Don't disobey me! Obediently do as I say!"

As soon as the emperor exuded his domineering aura, Dai Ruoze was gone.

Dai Ruoze lifted up his shirt, revealing the two spots on his solid chest muscles. The baby instinctively sucked on his left nipple and smashed his mouth, but the baby sucked until his mouth was sore and he didn't suck anything, "Wow la la " cried louder.It was nothing more than just crying, and he also urinated and smelt a lot, making Dai Ruoze covered in excrement, even the quilt and bed sheets were not spared.

Dai Ruoze: "..." He wanted to take back his preface, this is a hairball angel, and the cliff is a little devil!

Before the emperor was about to cry when the baby broke down, the empress dowager rushed to Weiyang Palace with two experienced wet nurses, and only then did Dai Ruoze and the emperor be rescued from the dire straits.

Dai Ruoze was about to kneel at the Queen Mother's feet and call Goddess. He spent a lot of fatigue points when he cut the fruit, and if he let the baby toss him for a while, he would die as No.20 today!

Once the baby is gone, the bedroom will be clean.

Dai Ruoze took a bath with the emperor, and the maid quickly cleaned up the mess on the dragon bed.

Dai Ruoze bowed his waist, rested his head on the emperor's shoulder and neck, and said, "Your Majesty, I'm exhausted."

The emperor said: "It's all worth it for the baby!"

Dai Ruoze pinched the emperor's nose and scolded with a smile: "You little heartless."

The emperor retorted: "Where do I have no conscience?! Hmph~ I rejected all those concubines who wanted to visit you, just because I didn't want you to be too tired. How dare you say that I have no conscience!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Tsk, before the baby was born, you paid attention to the baby wholeheartedly. Once the baby is born, you may ignore me in the future."

The emperor said: "Nonsense! I am a good emperor who treats his concubines well."

Dai Ruoze said: "I didn't see your sincerity at all."

The emperor asked, "What kind of sincerity do you want?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Oh, for example, the next time we make a circle, His Majesty will masturbate for me, then he will lubricate himself and sit on me, and then..."

With a cold face, the emperor gave Dai Ruoze a blow to cut off his children and grandchildren. Dai Ruoze dodged it deftly, gasped and said, "Look, I said that you don't want me if you have a baby! Kick me out of your sex and our family." The happiness of the three of you will be gone."

The emperor covered Dai Ruoze's little brother with a pillow, thumped through the pillow, and said, "Smelly shameless."

Dai Ruoze said solemnly: "People are shameless and invincible in the world."

Emperor: "..." Even if this person becomes a mother, he is still an annoying guy!

The two were indeed tired after the "baby giving birth" event, and they did nothing else that night. They hugged each other and fell asleep after kissing each other good night.

The next day.

The emperor went to court early, and Dai Ruoze returned to Zheyan Palace.

The nanny returned the baby to Dai Ruoze, and explained to him the key points of raising the child. She said, "The empress dowager said that the imperial concubine is a new mother, so she needs to spend more time with His Royal Highness, so as to cultivate the relationship between mother and child."

Dai Ruoze held the baby as if holding a hot potato, which made the baby purse his mouth uncomfortably and teary-eyed. This aggrieved appearance was carved out of the same mold as the emperor.

Dai Ruoze said: "Isn't the Empress Dowager going to raise a baby, and she was just born, why is she the crown prince?!"

The nanny said: "The imperial concubine is joking. It is true that the empress dowager likes the prince, but this does not mean that the empress dowager will raise it for you. You are the baby's biological mother, and you should be the one to raise the baby. The empress dowager also Said imperial concubine, you have never raised a child, let the servants live in the Zheyan Palace to guide you. As for the title of His Highness the Crown Prince, it was conferred by His Majesty himself, and the Empress Dowager agrees very much. Of course, your child is the Little Prince. "

Dai Ruoze remembered that the emperor had said several times that the baby would inherit his power, so he stopped being entangled, and said, "OK, okay, my palace asked Lihua to arrange a place for you close to the baby, it's all up to you! "

The nanny said: "Oh, what the imperial concubine said made this servant sad, don't worry, the servant will take good care of His Highness the Crown Prince."

Dai Ruoze wanted to give the baby to the nanny, but the nanny refused to pick him up, saying that she would come over when it was time to feed the baby, and that Dai Ruoze had to stay with the baby every step of the way during the rest of the time, so that the baby could experience maternal love.

Dai Ruoze complained, mother loves your sister!Is the young master a man?This child was rewarded by cutting fruit, and it wasn't really born by the young master!

No matter how messy Dai Ruoze was, the baby still had to be brought by him.

Dai Ruoze held the baby high, looked up at him, the baby waved its short limbs, looked at Dai Ruoze curiously, touched the top of his head with a small palm, and grinned.

The baby is very good-looking, this smile can make people's hearts go numb, Dai Ruoze suddenly felt that his heart of a man of steel was about to turn into soft fingers.

He thought, hey, let’s cut the fruit and give it as a gift, at least this little thing is soft and cute, it’s like a miniature version of the little emperor, can’t it be cuter!

Dai Ruoze licked the face of the baby dumpling, and the baby pushed his chin in disgust. This action made Dai Ruoze laugh out loud. No one believed that the baby was not the emperor's own son!

The baby didn't understand why Dai Ruoze was laughing, so he pushed Dai Ruoze's chin again, which made Dai Ruoze laugh even more. He smiled and kissed the baby, the baby's mouth deflated, and he cried.

Dai Ruoze's laughter stopped abruptly, and his eardrums were throbbing with pain, ancestor, don't cry!It's fine if you cry, don't pee!

Dai Ruoze wanted to cry.