Gongdou's life push

Dai Ruoze lay on his back on the bed, exhausted like a dead dog.

The baby was lying on his chest, slapping his chest muscles wildly with his small hands, drooling.

Dai Ruoze shouted to the emperor who was writing and reviewing the memorial: "Dear Momo, can you get this little devil off me! He is bathing me with saliva!"

The emperor said, "I'm busy."

Dai Ruoze stared at the bed curtain, took a breath for a while, and sat up straight, the baby rolled onto his lap, not quite understanding what happened.

The baby looked up at Dai Ruoze's chin blankly, and shrunk his mouth, wanting to cry or not.

Dai Ruoze hurriedly picked up his son, said "Baby, don't cry", patted the baby's back, and kissed the baby's chubby cheek twice, the baby looked at his mother with the eyes of a Deng Tuzi ...Dad, he slapped Dai Ruoze with a "slap", but instead of hurting Dai Ruoze, his little hand turned red.

The baby's teardrops accumulated in the fundus of the eyes, and the first voice cried.

Dai Ruoze: "..." You hit me, why are you crying, ancestor!

As soon as the baby cried, Dai Ruoze had nothing to do, no matter how coaxed he was, it was useless, the emperor gave Dai Ruoze a sharp eye, and took over.

As soon as the baby entered the emperor's arms, he immediately behaved obediently, neither crying nor fussing, smiling like a little angel.He grabbed a strand of the emperor's hair and wanted to put it in his mouth, but the emperor snatched back his hair and said, "No, it's dirty."

The baby gave up his hair, hugged the emperor's neck, and yawned sleepily.

Dai Ruoze was very unbalanced in his heart, and said: "As soon as this little devil follows me, he becomes a little devil. If he tosses me until he has no strength, he will become a little angel when he comes to you."

The emperor snorted, "Because the baby can tell who is bad and who is good."

Dai Ruoze said, "You mean I'm a bad person?" He pinched the emperor's butt shamelessly, and asked, "Where am I bad?"

The emperor stepped on Dai Jose annoyedly, "Rogue."

Dai Ruoze laughed and hugged the emperor and the baby together, kissed the elder and the younger respectively, and then received two disgusted eyes from the elder and the younger, which made him slightly hurt.

Dai Ruoze and Yan Mo didn't enter the world as players after they returned to the game. They were the same as before. Dai Ruoze was his queen, fighting wits and courage with the NPCs in the harem and court ladies players who wanted to be superior every day. Yan Mo continued As his emperor, he dealt with state affairs, resolutely resisted the temptation of beauty, and only favored Dai Jose.This also led the players to believe that the two of them are NPCs, and they competed more vigorously-the bigger the challenge, the more interesting it is!

The only difference is that there is an extra baby between the two, so at least two-thirds of the time in their intimate world of two is devoted to being a baby daddy!

When Dai Ruoze and the emperor went to bed, they put the baby in the pony's cradle. The baby stood leaning on the railing, babbling and stretching out its fat white arms to the emperor.

"José, the baby wants to sleep with us," said the emperor.

Dai Ruoze said, "Don't even think about it."

Dai Ruoze threw the emperor down and kissed fiercely, and the kiss became angry after kissing. He lifted the emperor's trouser legs, and groped all the way until he touched the root of the thigh. Just when he was about to do some dirty things again, there was an annoying cry All the beauty was broken.

The baby rubbed his eyes and cried pitifully in the cradle. While crying, he kept looking at his parents with his tear-filled eyes. He was so soft and waxy that it was very painful.

The emperor immediately kicked Dai Ruoze away mercilessly, held the baby and put him in the middle of the dragon bed, and drove Dai Ruoze to a corner.

Dai Ruoze said frantically: "Mo Mo, I don't dare to turn over at night if I put this little one on the bed!" What if it was crushed into meat sauce? !

"The baby wants to sleep with us," said the emperor.

Dai Ruoze said: "You can't spoil him too much."

The emperor said: "Babies don't remember anything until they are one year old. It doesn't matter if you pamper them a little."

Dai Ruoze said: "This little guy is smart!" He poked the baby's forehead, and the baby caught his index finger and gnawed on the toothless gum, "Tsk, I walked away for a while when I was taking care of him, he Just use the person-finding system in the pony to find me, okay?"

The emperor pushed Dai Ruoze's hand away, kissed the baby lip-to-mouth affectionately, and said, "Our baby is a genius."

Dai Ruoze pouted and said, "I'll come here too."

The emperor said: "Go away!"

Dai Ruoze: "..." The distinction doesn't have to be so obvious!

The baby rarely shared the bed with the two of them, and was so excited that he rolled around and couldn't fall asleep. If he didn't sleep, Dai Ruoze and the emperor naturally wouldn't want to sleep either, and the two simply chatted.

Dai Ruoze suggested: "Let's go out of the palace to have fun."

"Where are you going?" asked the emperor.

Dai Ruoze said: "Go to Feihua Island and visit Xia Zihong and Wei Xiu. Hey, I have convinced these two people. The map of Feihua Island is clearly open to players, but it is occupied by these two NPCs. The king, they vacated the queen of the camellia tree there, and Kunlun Mountain will not return. Players have to pay them a sightseeing fee if they want to go to the island. If they want to get a camellia, they have to deworm the king of the camellia tree. It takes more than an hour to weed and deworm each time. Many players don’t have the patience. There are people who want to steal, rape and cheat, but they all end up under the sword. Do the math, Zihong has to kill hundreds of people a day Player, his nickname among players is 'Thousands of Killers', but he is brutal."

The camellia produced by the king of the camellia tree is not only a necessary item for many plot tasks, but also one of the raw materials for several poisons and medicines. Therefore, although it takes a lot of effort to get a camellia, people who go to Feihua Island are still There is an endless stream.

The emperor said: "Alan wants to add a dungeon to Feihua Island, so that players can farm camellias through the dungeon, so that Concubine Rong... Well, Zihong cameo to play the bottom boss of the next level."

Dai Ruoze said: "Wouldn't it be impossible for anyone to pass the level?!"

The emperor said: "The players are making too much trouble. They flood the comment area every day, saying that many tasks and medicines cannot be done without camellia, which seriously hinders their progress in upgrading. Alan's idea is to design multiple levels in the dungeon. Players Every time you pass a level, you can get the corresponding camellia. Although Zihong is dead here, as long as you pass the previous level, you will be rewarded. He wants to make this the most abnormal copy in the whole game."

Dai Ruoze said: "It's really perverted." He passed the baby and held hands with the emperor, and asked, "Going? Anyway, it's a game, we can't always stay in the palace."

The emperor said: "Hmm~ You really miss Ruan Zihong, right?"

Dai Ruoze smiled and said: "I really think about it. No one will accompany me to practice swords when Zihong is out of the palace." He inserted his five fingers into the emperor's fingers and let the two intertwine, "But I don't mind His miss is the apprentice's miss for Master, which is different from what he misses for you. When I came back to reality, I thought I would never see you again, and I was so painful that I was about to die. Hey, what would I do without you? .”

The emperor used his fingernails to dig Dai Jose's tiger's mouth, and muttered: "You can speak sweet words."

Dai Ruoze said: "Speak from the heart."

The two of them got closer and closer as they talked, and they were about to kiss, but Dai Ruoze's shoulders were pressing on the baby, and the baby who had just fallen asleep kicked Dai Ruoze's chin when he woke up. Shen bit his tongue, and then he heard the long-lost death notice.

[System: You died of pain because you bit off your tongue.After your death, the emperor made a specimen of your body, transformed your ribs into a crib, placed it on the dragon bed, and slept with the baby and you every day. 】Dai Ruoze said painfully: "Momo, your taste is getting stronger and stronger."

The emperor said: "This is all arranged by the system, and it's not my fault." He pinched Dai Ruoze's nose to keep him from breathing, and said, "Annoying, can't you die less, every time you read the file, I have to Read on."

Dai Ruoze said: "We are a community of life. It is much more romantic than other players flying back after death."

The emperor said arrogantly: "The devil wants to be romantic with you!"

After the two agreed to go to Feihua Island, they set off in two days. As for the baby, they also followed them.

Originally, the two of them didn't plan to take the baby. One was troublesome, and the other was that the baby was too young to go out. They wanted to give the baby to the Queen Mother or An Lan, but the baby wailed as soon as they couldn't see the two of them. Howled so much that his voice became hoarse, his eyes were swollen, and he looked so miserable that the two parents couldn't help themselves, so they had to bring this little oil bottle.

A family of three visited in microservices and successfully mixed in with the players.

Dai Ruoze said: "The players all thought we were NPCs."

The emperor said: "Well, most people don't think that the emperor and empress are players."

Dai Ruoze said: "That's right, so our identities must not be exposed. Once the hidden NPC is discovered, it will be surrounded by people wherever it goes."

"Yes," said the emperor.

The two wandered around the capital for a while, then went to the teleportation array.

The teleportation array was added after the virtualization of the game, because the map of this game is so large that it takes a few days to travel from one city to another. If there is no teleportation array, the time for players to play the game is estimated to be have to be spent on the road.But the teleportation array is not easy to use. To activate the teleportation array, you must have the teleportation talisman invented by Concubine Lan in the harem, and the teleportation talisman is divided into upper, middle, and lower grades according to the speed of the transmission. The prices are different. It is very black-hearted to cheat money.

Both of them were taken aback when they teleported to the coast. There was a sea of ​​people on the coast, and the people queuing up to board the boat became a long queue that could not be seen at the end.

Dai Ruoze said in surprise: "Why are there so many people?!"

The emperor said with a dark face: "When will this queue go?!"

Passerby A who was in front of the two said, "It will take about an hour."

Dai Ruoze said: "It's been too long, why are there so many people here?"

Passer-by A said: "Game dealers are so cheating. Many tasks require camellias. In order to upgrade, everyone had to go to Feihua Island. But usually there are not so many people. Today there are many people because of the excitement."

Dai Ruoze asked, "What's the excitement?"

Passerby A smiled narrowly and said, "The girl with the highest rank in the whole server is proposing to ten thousand people."

In the setting of "Gong Dou Life Push", players can make friends with NPCs, make enemies, and even marry them through the interaction with NPCs. If they marry an NPC, they can enjoy the benefits that the NPC has.

For example, Ruan Zihong occupies Feihua Island and has inexhaustible camellias. If a player gets married to him, then this player does not have to work hard like others to do missions and complete dungeons to receive camellias. He can ask Ruan Zihong directly. Besides, Ruan Zihong is now the default strongest NPC in the entire server, and his appearance is even better. Marrying him also has a strong backing. Such a good thing is naturally flocking to people.

On the forum, there are several high-rise buildings that specifically analyze Ruan Zihong's background and temperament, and list the pursuit strategies.There are countless people who have tried it, but no one has succeeded.

Passerby A said: "There are too many people chasing ten thousand people, but everyone knows that there is little hope. One or two are very low-key. Peony is different. In terms of level and equipment, they are all ranked high in the whole server. No, the family is a rich second generation, especially able to spend money, and she is also beautiful. She thinks that she will definitely win thousands of beheads as soon as she goes out, and the whole server will know about it. No, everyone is here. Long-sighted."

Dai Ruoze said blackly: "Zihong likes camellias, not peonies."

Passerby A said: "Who can guess what a woman is thinking."

Dai Ruoze and the emperor squeezed to the front of the crowd, bought a player's boarding number at a high price, and caught up with the nearest ordinary ship.

Dai Ruoze said: "It's time for Ah Lan to expand the ship. It's too hard to line up every time I come here."

The emperor said: "Alan said that this is to promote players' consumption. Every day on Feihua Island, people will come to grab the boats early, and the boats they grab will be sold to other players at a high price. Hey, just like we just bought numbers. That way, besides that, you can also use the locator symbol when you go to Feihua Island, that is, a symbol can only be used three times, and you have to buy it again when you run out.”

Dai Ruoze said: "It's too much money."

The emperor said: "If you want to be a hero, you have to pay a price, baby, are you right?"

The baby applauded appreciatively, in support of his father.

As soon as the father and son set foot on the land of Feihua Island, they saw several white lights flying into the sky—they were the white lights emitted when the player went to the resurrection point after hanging up.

Dai Ruoze secretly thought it was bad, Ruan Zihong is killing people!

Dai Ruoze and the emperor ran to the root of the king of the camellia tree—this tree was too big, its trunk stretched across the entire island, like a hard wall surrounding the entire island, and the trunk grew The branches are scattered like streets, and there are many people walking around on the branches, and then a few houses are built sporadically on the branches, and some players are knocking on the roof with tools such as hammers and saws. of.

Dai Ruoze hugged the emperor in his left hand and the baby in his right hand, and flew to the clearing above the tree.

This open space is as big as two football fields, surrounded by people, and the continuous white light is in the middle of the crowd.

Dai Ruoze protected his family, pushed through the crowd and got to the front, only then did he see the current situation clearly.

A scantily clad girl with her hips on her hips said proudly to Ruan Zihong, "Ruan Zihong, marry me, I won't treat you badly!" Let someone come to weed your camellia tree, kill insects, fertilize and build a house. This is hello, me, everyone. If you don’t agree, I can only let people bother you every day. Although you are powerful, you can’t stop it Let's kill people from morning to night without stopping."

Ruan Zihong killed five thugs with one sword, and said, "It's ridiculous."

Peony said: "Where is this absurd? I am proposing to you very seriously. If you don't agree today, I will come again tomorrow. I will beg until you agree!"

Ruan Zihong said, "It's futile."

Peony said: "It will not be in vain, my sincerity will touch you one day!"

Ruan Zihong said: "I have a wife."

When Ruan Zihong said this, let alone players who didn't know the inside story, even Dai Ruoze and the emperor were shocked. Did Ruan Zihong and Wei Xiu get married without notifying them? !

Peony asked: "You are lying! According to the official information, you are single!"

Ruan Zihong said: "The information lags behind."

Peony asked: "Then who is your wife?"

Ruan Zihong said, "He."

The person Ruan Zihong pointed at with his sword was Wei Xiu who was mingling in the crowd and approaching Dai Ruoze and the emperor.

All the people present turned their eyes to Wei Xiu, Wei Xiu didn't know why, so he smiled blankly at everyone.

Peony said: "That's your brother!"

Ruan Zihong said: "It is also my wife." He slowly spun his sword, and the airflow rolled by the blade caused a strong wind to blow on the flat ground, and the skirts of the female players lifted up one after another, posing Marilyn With Monroe's appearance, the male players would either cover their eyes like a gentleman, or peep at them obscenely. He said, "You guys should pay for disturbing me and my senior brother for so long."

When Ruan Zihong wants to pay the price alone, the price is often very high.So, after his sword that swallowed mountains and rivers, all the players in the open space except Dai Ruoze's family of three turned into white light, which was as colorful as fireworks exploding in the air.

Ruan Zihong said loudly: "Feihua Island is closed."

Once Feihua Island is closed, players on the island will be automatically sent back to the other side, and the ships will also stop serving. Players will not be able to go to Feihua Island again until the next time it is opened.

As soon as the players left, Feihua Island fell silent instantly.

This is a kind of tranquility, accompanied by the influence of floral fragrance and the elegance of fluttering petals.

The baby's laughter broke the silence, he opened his short hands to ask Wei Xiu for a hug, Wei Xiu carefully took the baby from the emperor's hand, but he lost his balance just as he picked up the little one, and went straight forward Fortunately, Ruan Zihong and Dai Ruoze stopped him from left to right.

Wei Xiu returned the baby to the emperor in frustration, and said, "I'm sorry."

The emperor said: "It's all right, and I didn't really fall."

Dai Ruoze said: "Anyway, it's a gift of cutting fruit. If you fall to your death, read another file."

The emperor immediately slapped Dai Ruoze, a man without fatherly love is the most bastard!

Four adults and one child entered the largest room on the King of Camellia Trees, got some wine and snacks, and gathered around the table to talk about old times.

Dai Ruoze teased Ruan Zihong and said, "Zihong, you are so charming, you are tired of listening to people's confessions every day."

Ruan Zihong said, "Yes."

Dai Ruoze went to tease Wei Xiu again, "Master, my master is always attracting bees and attracting butterflies all day long, why don't you teach him a lesson?"

Wei Xiu virtuously served everyone vegetables, and said: "My junior brother is the best, of course everyone will like it, and it's not his fault, why should I teach him a lesson?"

Dai Ruoze said: "What if he changes his mind one day and runs away with others?"

As soon as Dai Ruoze finished speaking, he got a warning glance from Ruan Zihong, who didn't care, and still teased Wei Xiu with a smile.

Wei Xiu said, "Well...I...I will respect my junior's decision."

Ruan Zihong pinched the back of Wei Xiu's neck like a cat, and said, "What did you say?"

Wei Xiu said weakly: "Junior brother's decision is always right, me, me, me..."

Ruan Zihong exuded a certain dangerous aura, which made the onlookers Dai Ruoze and the emperor shudder - this is going to be bad luck for Wei Xiu!

The emperor kicked Dai Ruoze under the table and made eye contact with him, so why don't you stop talking nonsense!

Dai Ruoze blinked unjustly, I didn't know that this would happen!

The two flirted with each other, and couldn't think of any way to resolve the awkward atmosphere.In desperation, Dai Ruoze threw the baby at Ruan Zihong as a weapon, and Ruan Zihong caught it reflexively.

The baby tilted his head foolishly, sucking his fingers, with glistening saliva on the corner of his mouth, smiling sweetly at Ruan Zihong.He liked Ruan Zihong very much, and he happily hugged Ruan Zihong's neck, but he couldn't hug him because of his short hands, he pouted his small mouth aggrievedly, and was about to turn from laughing to crying.

Ruan Zihong is also not good at teasing children, he picked up the baby like a chicken and wanted to return it to Dai Ruoze, but Dai Ruoze didn't pick it up, he wanted to return it to the emperor, but the emperor didn't pick it up, these two just wanted to see Ruan Zihong make a fool of himself— — Ruan Zihong, as one of the strongest NPCs in the entire server, is usually very tall and powerful. It is rare to see him in embarrassment. These two people will not let go of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Ruan Zihong looked at Wei Xiu, Wei Xiu made a panicked face, trying to coax the baby to laugh, but it had the opposite effect, he scared the baby, which made the baby's mouth so pouted that it could hang a soy sauce bottle.

Ruan Zihong had an idea, he made a grabbing gesture, and a camellia flower appeared in his hand out of thin air. The baby was amazed by it, opened his eyes wide, and even forgot to cry.

Ruan Zihong gave the camellia to the baby, and the baby held the flower in his tender hands, slapped the whole flower on his forehead, and giggled.

Dai Ruoze silently gave Ruan Zihong a thumbs up.

The four chatted quite a bit, talking about the days when they were in the palace, and talking about their respective lives after they parted.

Dai Ruoze said: "I really miss the days when we practiced sword together."

Ruan Zihong said: "Don't slack off when you practice sword alone." He suggested to the emperor, "Your Majesty, practicing sword can strengthen your body and self-defense. You'd better practice more frequently."

The emperor said: "Where do I have so much free time, well, I will find time to practice swords."

Dai Ruoze said: "By the way, the world is changing every day. Is there anything you two are not used to?"

Wei Xiu said: "Very good, my junior brother and I even found the king of the camellia tree."

Ruan Zihong said: "It would be good if those so-called players don't make too much noise."

After speaking, all four of them laughed.

Before going to bed, the four of them slept in two rooms.

Wei Xiu reluctantly squeezed the baby's fleshy palm, while the baby hugged Ruan Zihong and did not let go.

The emperor said: "Baby sleep with you two tonight."

Wei Xiu said in surprise, "Is it possible?!"

The emperor said: "You are not joking."

Wei Xiu said, "Thank you Your Majesty!"

Dai Ruoze smiled and said: "Tsk, Wei Xiu, you like children, and Zihong attracts children, so you two can have a baby."

Wei Xiu rubbed his nose against the baby's nose and said, "I can't give birth."

Dai Ruoze looked at Ruan Zihong irritably, and said, "Zihong can give birth."

Every man who is a concubine will be given a "Birth Pill" after entering the palace, which was snatched by the founding emperor from another country, and it is extremely rare.Dai Ruoze also took that elixir to give birth to the baby, although the birth process was a bit strange.

Wei Xiu blushed immediately, and Dai Ruoze could even see the green smoke rising from his head.

Wei Xiu said with a fluttering expression: "Jose, you...don't talk nonsense, junior brother..."

Before Wei Xiu finished speaking, he turned around and ran back to the room, knocking on the door beam because he was too eager.

Ruan Zihong didn't care about tidying up Dai Ruoze, and entered the room with the baby in his arms.

Dai Ruoze laughed unkindly, and said, "These two probably haven't hit home plate yet."

The emperor said: "Hmph~ You think everyone is as thick-skinned as you."

Dai Ruoze said: "I'm not thick-skinned, can we have a baby?"

The emperor hummed and said nothing.

Dai Ruoze unexpectedly gave the emperor a princess hug, and happily entered another room.

Dai Ruoze pressed the emperor onto the bed, their foreheads were pressed against each other, they were very close, and their breathing was entangled.

Dai Ruoze said: "The baby is not here, so we can calm down."

The emperor said: "Well, I want to sleep well."

Dai Ruoze untied the emperor's button and said, "Sleep, why don't you sleep, and then sleep after finishing."

The emperor struggled meaningfully and said, "No, I want to sleep well."

Dai Ruoze suddenly stopped, smiled shamelessly, and said: "It's okay, you sleep with you, I'm offline to fuck you."

The emperor's eyes widened suddenly, and he cursed, "Get out."

Dai Ruoze lay on the emperor's body in a "big" shape, and said, "If you don't get out, you won't sleep if you don't let me do it."

The emperor blushed slightly, and said in a low voice: "Just do it, there's a lot of nonsense."

Dai Ruoze made an inch and said: "Well, let's do it offline, I want to cum inside you." He gently bit the emperor's sensitive earlobe, and said with a low smile, "Honey, I gave birth to you in the game." Child, give me another one in reality."

The emperor patted Dai Ruo Ze on the back and said, "Zhen... I'm not a woman, what happened?"

Dai Ruoze said, "Try it."

The conversation between the two disappeared between each other's lips and teeth, and they kissed each other, conveying their love for each other.

The camellia outside the window floated into the house and landed on the pillow, reflecting the entangled black hair of the two.

Their love originated from a cheating game, but it will never end.

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