Fake to destroy the world

When Masayoshi Yusama put on the red tights of the shame play index report again, and was about to turn into a samurai flamenco to uphold justice, the boy who was still watching TV with a milk cup just now jumped out and stopped him.

"I want to go too!"

Masayoshi Yusama glanced at Igniz in astonishment, and said helplessly: "Stop making trouble, it's almost ten o'clock in the evening... You should play for a while and go to bed early, be careful not to grow taller due to lack of sleep oh."

"Hey, I don't know how many years have passed since my puberty." Igniz snorted disdainfully, and his concern for justice in Yusama was in vain, "Since you are a hero of justice, then you defeated Wouldn’t it be better for the evil gesture to be watched and remembered by more people? Why don’t you want me to go with you?”

Masayoshi Yusama scratched his face in embarrassment, although he was touched and benefited by being worshiped by the boy as a controversial hero... But how dare he say that, in fact, what he does now under the name of a hero of justice is What about trivial matters?

Such as telling drunk pedestrians not to run red lights, telling aunts not to litter, and telling middle school students who stay out late at night to go home... Although I didn't feel ashamed when I did it, but it really If you want him to puff up his chest and boast of these achievements as success, he still feels ashamed...

Especially, in front of this young man with clear and pure eyes who really regarded him as a hero of justice, Masayoshi Yusama felt that he couldn't say what he had done in the past.

The so-called samurai flamenco is just a big boy who stubbornly clings to his dream and does not want to grow up and face reality...

"Forget it... let's pause for tonight." Masayoshi Yusama didn't know whether he was talking to the boy or himself, and made a decision as if talking to himself, "So many things I bought just now I also have to tidy up...I have to go and tidy up the guest room."

After making such a decision, Masayoshi Hasama seemed to have found a reason to convince himself, and he was relieved that he no longer had to continue to face the embarrassing problem of "how to explain the current job of the samurai flamenco to the boy".

However, although Igniz was able to be distracted by Masayoshi Yusama's intentional diversion of the topic, the question about the guest room obviously ignited the boy's nerves again, making him explode and say: "Fish lip Earthling, do you want Lord Alpha Gero to live in the guest room again! You dare to provoke me again and again, Earthling, you are very courageous!"

Hasama Masayoshi, who was almost immune to Igniz's threats, smiled helplessly, rubbed the boy's light blond hair and said, "Don't worry, I dare not let you sleep in the guest room. I packed it up for myself to live in, and the master bedroom is still left for you to live in."

Igniz was stunned for a moment, and muttered to himself as if he didn't understand the meaning of the other party: "You are going to live in the guest room, and leave the master bedroom to me?"

"Well, anyway, don't you like the master bedroom, so I'll leave the quilt for you too." Masayoshi Yusama said casually, and then asked the boy as he walked into his bedroom, "What about my coat and long sleeves? Is it okay to keep the trousers in the closet? It will take a lot of work to move them together... If possible, I will just bring the underwear with me."

After Yusama Masayoshi asked, he failed to get an answer from the boy for a while.He looked back in surprise, but was taken aback by the young man's ferocious expression.

"You come up with so many excuses, don't you just want to drive me to the guest room!" The boy glared at the inexplicable Masayoshi Yusama, and gritted his teeth, "If you don't want to share a room with me, I'll go to the guest room !"

After finishing speaking angrily, the boy walked into the bedroom angrily, and took out his pitiful thing (actually a quilt...) without even looking at Masayoshi Yusama. He was about to go directly to the guest room with the quilt in his arms, but Masayoshi Yusama grabbed the collar from behind.

Still angry, the young man turned his head, looked at Masayoshi Yusama who put his hands on his shoulders, and asked angrily, "What are you doing?"

Masayoshi Yusama pondered, tested, and asked in disbelief: "Then what...you're not happy, maybe it's because you want to live in the same room with me, so you're angry and awkward?"

Igniz was suspiciously silent for three seconds, and then roared angrily: "You are awkward, the fish-lipped earthlings are awkward for all human beings! How could Mr. Alphagero want to live in the same room with a stupid earthling?" in!"

After yelling at Masayoshi Yusama aggressively, the young man held his head high like a victorious rooster... Oh no, like a general returning triumphantly in a scarlet shirt, he strode into the guest room, Then the door closed with a bang.

Masayoshi Hatama, who couldn't understand the structure of the boy's brain circuit at all, could only scratch his hair, then sighed, took his clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

After Masayoshi Yusama came out of the bathroom after taking a shower and changing his clothes, he hesitated for a moment and walked to the door of the guest room, knocked twice, and asked in a low voice: "Igniz, Are you asleep?"

There was silence at the door, and there seemed to be no response to his knocks and questions.Masayoshi Yusama thought for a while, and finally turned the doorknob lightly——

The door is not locked.

After entering the guest room, he discovered that even the lights in the guest room were still on, and the boy on the bed had wrapped himself in a quilt like a chrysalis, not to mention his hands and feet, not even a hair was exposed.

How could it be possible to sleep with the lights on and stuffy under the airtight quilt.

Masayoshi Hazama couldn't help but sighed again, and then sighed and found that he sighed more and more after picking up this uneasy alien home.The flat model in home clothes gently changed the indoor slippers in a low voice, then walked to the quilt bag that wrapped the boy up, and gently shook the part of the quilt that seemed to be Igniz's head.

"Don't sleep wrapped up like this, you'll be out of breath." Masayoshi Yusama whispered.

"Don't worry about it! You're not my father!" The rebellious teenager Ignis poked his head out of the quilt angrily, stared at him and said, "Don't treat me like a child! I'm not Weaned babies!"

"But you like to drink milk more than babies." Yusama Masayoshi complained mercilessly, and then ignored the boy's resistance and struggled to forcefully press the other's head, disturbing the short light blond hair that felt great to the touch.

Masayoshi Yusama sighed again for countless times, looked at the young man who broke free from embarrassment and said, "I said... you are not acting like a baby, are you?"

Facing the boy's widened eyes, Yusama Masayoshi hesitated and whispered: "I used to raise a cat, and every time I lost my temper and asked me to coax it, it behaved like you now... Every time I have to scratch it Only after scratching its belly did it return to normal, and after scratching it continued to stick to it and continued to be very intimate."

"Oh, I mean," he added, "you don't... you like me and that's why you're having trouble?"

The young man was silent for a moment, turned his back to Hasama Masayoshi and snorted coldly, and then said to himself, "Don't be sentimental, I like the samurai flamenco, not you!"

Yusama Masayoshi: ...This is so arrogant, is there any difference!