Fake to destroy the world

Although Igniz really wanted to ignore this slutty smiling monk and go back to his room, but Kaname Asahina, who looked very similar to a nightclub cowboy, did have a strong personality comparable to a nightclub cowboy. ability to come to maturity.

No matter how many times the boy was indifferent, furious, or rejected directly or tactfully, this golden-haired creature exuding the air of a male publicist could quickly find the next topic to post and never get rid of it.

Ignis, "Labor and capital are black for life in Buddhism, and Christ Lord is all taxable, o(╯□╰)o"

Asahina said, "It doesn't matter. In fact, I also have a lot of research on Christianity, Catholicism and Judaism. We can discuss in the room about the grace of God and how to keep the Holy Spirit descending on us... ╭(╯3╰)╮"

Igniz, "This king has passed the test of Marxist-Leninist philosophy, and is an atheist with a firm belief in materialism and the scientific outlook on development. Don't try to use this set of religious theories to fool you, (‵ ′))"

Asahina said: "Ah, in fact, I also think that gods, Buddhas, etc. do not exist. I think we must have a lot of topics about Marxist-Leninist philosophy and international communism wO(∩_∩)O~"

Igniz: "Do you think it's appropriate to say this to a junior high school student who is still waiting for the exam! I have no time to waste time with you because of the heavy workload, Hundan(╰_╯)#"

Asahina asked: "Hey Nitz, aren't you a top student? Why do you have exam troubles... No, it doesn't matter. Brother, I was the graduate with the best grades back then. I can't beat me at the junior high school level. How about brother come and guide you? (^o^)/~”

Igniz: "West, when does this king need human's homework guidance! Get away, this king hasn't eaten yet, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

Asahina asked: "It turns out that Nitz is hungry, so let's not discuss such annoying things as studying, brother, how about the ♂ below ♂ for ♂ you ♂ to eat? ~(≧▽≦)/~"

Seeing the young man who was crushed by others for the first time, Ema showed a look of surprise uncontrollably, for Asahina wanting this cowboy

Brother Monk has a new understanding, but——

"Is it really all right for my brother to pester Nitz like this? Although I understand everyone's desire to get closer to us as soon as possible, but using such a stalking method will make Nitz even more unacceptable..."

After hearing Ema's worried self-talk, not long after he walked into the living room, Yachen, who had heard about Asahina's plan to fight Igniz, laughed and said, "No way, we have to That guy has been looking forward to a younger brother with the same hair color as him, but his mother has not been able to meet his expectations until now."

"So, Ema, you can also understand the feeling of having him wait for a long time to finally realize his wish. Don't worry, don't look frivolous and untrustworthy, in fact, he is still very measured, and he won't really Annoy Nitz."

After getting such a guarantee from the very trustworthy Masami, even though Ema was still a little worried about whether the boy and the blond brother could get along peacefully, she still went back to her room first because of Masami's guarantee.

And Ema's slightly hesitant behavior also directly put Igniz, who was entangled by Asahina, into the dilemma of fighting alone.When the boy was about to use Ema as a shield to leave with Ema, but found that Ema had quietly gone back upstairs and let him face the idiot Jin Mao alone, the feeling of tens of thousands (only grass mud) horses galloping in his heart Really don't mention it.

Ema, you little bastard, do you want to sell your teammates so decisively at the critical moment! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ After being ruthlessly betrayed by Ema (Ema: I am wronged, my lord, everything is the fault of Masaki!), the young man who was trapped in the corner and resisted for a long time finally returned. Disarmed and surrendered, he was defeated by the witty words of the lewd ♂ monk, who boasted so much that even he himself believed it, and was forced to accept an in-depth discussion ♂ with the golden-haired sensual ♂ monk.

After the golden-haired kinky monk chatted with Igniz about Zen Buddhism, the Holy Spirit of Christ, Marxist-Leninist philosophy, communism, and the analysis of examination questions in the past, the young man who was conceited that he was already invincible in the world was finally brainwashed and changed his worldview. , Outlook on life, values, outlook on good and evil, political outlook, and moral outlook have all collapsed, reorganized and refreshed.

When Asahina finally decided to let the boy go for the sake of the clock, this in-depth discussion covering both China and foreign countries from ancient to modern times finally came to an end.The young man who was finally freed from the torment of Asahina's magic sound piercing his brain, walked up the stairs in a faltering way.

After watching the elevator that finally took him away from the claws of the obscene monk, even Igniz (who claimed to be) neither happy with things nor sad with himself could not help but burst into tears: Labor and capital are finally liberated!

#Heart suddenly gave birth to an inexplicable desolation how to break#

"Ah, Nitz, you look so tired, you can't even walk steadily, have you not rested?" Watching the young man's tragic leaving footsteps, Asahina could not help frowning, "When I was young, I didn't pay attention. Take good care of your body when you get old, but you will suffer a lot, why don't we talk about health preservation and health again..."

If Nest continues to communicate with you, labor and management will not be able to see the sun tomorrow, so why talk about health and regimen!

The demon king boy who had been subdued by Tang Seng Sannan said that he was so frightened that he ran into the elevator like a rabbit before Asahina had finished speaking, with his agile figure coquettish No matter where he moves, he can still see the weak appearance of Qiruoyousi just now.

#Sure enough, the monk is the scariest creature, even the alien king can only kneel down in frustration! #

After escaping into the elevator without any danger, Igniz, who still had lingering fears, touched the closed elevator door, and closed it only after making sure that the demon monk whose combat power was comparable to [-] ducks could not continue chasing him. Leaning his eyes against the elevator wall, he let out a long breath.

After chatting with him all night, I feel that life is shortened by hundreds of years!

When the sound of the elevator door opening brought Ignis back to his senses, before he could open his eyes, he heard a strange yet familiar voice saying in surprise, "Nitz?"

Igniz, who was exhausted physically and mentally from being tortured by the demon monk Asahina, opened his eyelids, and saw the short-haired boy wearing an orange sports vest and a green and white striped sports jacket without any surprise.

The boy who was too tired to say anything more looked at Subaru Asahina for a while, and then squeezed out a nasal greeting from between his lips and teeth, "Huh—?"

"Um, uh, I was planning to go up to find you, but I didn't expect you to be in the elevator." Subaru put his hand on the wall outside the elevator, and unconsciously clicked the door button of the elevator with his index finger, "Nitz , is it convenient for you now, now?"

The young man glanced impatiently at the short-haired boy who was stuttering and stuttering, and suppressed the violent thoughts in his heart to kick him out and close the elevator door, and replied briefly and quickly: "Say something quickly, I'll go back first if I have nothing to do. .”

Asahina Subaru didn't know that Igniz had been exhausted by the golden-haired monk, so the impatience shown by the young man because he was eager to rush back to bed and take a good rest, was interpreted by Subaru as his alienation and unwillingness to himself Talk more.

This realization made Subaru, who had always wanted to get close to his new brother, very hurt, so that this usually cheerful and open-minded sports boy would lower his head in frustration, forced a smile and said, "It's just a few weeks from now that our school will have a game." As a member of the school team, I will also participate in the basketball game, I want to ask if you have time to watch it..."

"It's a few weeks later, why are you coming to me now? We'll talk about the matter at that time, and come to me when it's almost there." Igniz really didn't have the energy to continue entanglement with Subaru, rubbing the pain After rebuffing his temple with an excuse, he forced himself to close the elevator door in front of Subaru, who was still about to talk.

Asahina Subaru stared blankly at the closed elevator doors in front of him, and for a moment he didn't even know to press the button to open the door.When the rather thick steel elevator doors were completely closed, Asahina Subaru suddenly felt disheartened, and sighed listlessly.

Although he has always wanted to get closer to the boy, from now on, the distance between him and Igniz is like the two people inside and outside the elevator.Although they are theoretically on the same level very close to each other, the cold and firm elevator door completely separates the two people inside and outside.

No matter how hard he tried to find a common topic with the boy, the result was that he couldn't arouse the other party's interest at all.After getting close several times, they are still just strangers living under the same roof under the name of brothers.

↑Sao Nian, after all, you are still broken in Tucson, and you always talk about sports and other topics with physical waste. Are you sure you are looking for common topics and not looking for beatings?

Igniz, who finally returned to his room, couldn't help crying when he saw the soft bed that was so tempting to him at this time. After fighting hard for so long, he was finally liberated from the clutches of the demon monk!He is finally back!

After gulping down a 2.5-liter bottle of family-sized milk, Ignis, who had regained all his energy, shook his golden retriever, took a bath towel and pajamas, and took a comfortable hot bath. Finally, he fell into bed refreshed and fell asleep.

Hungry, eating and sleepy is the supreme happiness enjoyment of ginseng!

Compared with ordinary junior high school students, the time to go to bed is much earlier, which undoubtedly brings better sleep to the teenager.Sufficient rest not only restored the energy of the tortured teenager, but also made Igniz, who had been a little bit angry after being woken up by the quarrel outside the door, uncommonly did not get angry, just a little innocent It's just annoyance.

Daqingzaodi dares to make noise in front of the king's gate, you are looking for your own death!

Rolling up his sleeves, he was about to give a daring and thug outside the door. A good-looking young man was stepping on slippers, and just walked to the door with arrogance. Before he had time to open the door, the young man was frightened by a very penetrating screaming female voice outside the door. arrive.

In his impression, Ema, who had always been gentle and cunning, would only complain or threaten without force even if he was irritated, could actually use a high-pitched voice that seemed to shatter glass, completely hoarse and reserved Screaming out of nothing—

"Can I ask you to stop making such silly jokes? You are a boy, and Nitz is also a boy. If you say you like each other, what do you mean?!"

After Ema's screams passed, another boy who had always been cowardly, hesitant, introverted, and dare not move forward in the impression of another teenager also replied in a firm voice that was completely different from the hesitant tone of the past: "I have already thought about it." It’s clear, I like Nitz, not the kind of liking between brothers, but the liking between lovers, longing to hug him, kiss him and hold his hand.”

"I know it may be difficult for you to understand my thoughts for a while. I had a headache and troubled for a long time before I finally determined my true heart. But please believe me, I really like Nitz, and I want to associate with him. Come to ask for your understanding!"

"...It doesn't matter to me whether you like boys or girls. I don't discriminate against you and I can understand you. But, Nitz is not only a boy like you, but also your younger brother!" Ema responded to Yusuke with a sharp tone And the high-pitched rebuke, "It has nothing to do with me if you like boys, but please don't involve Nitz! Let Nitz go, he's just a child!!"

After the collapse of the three-view fungus brainwashed by the demon monk, the boy who woke up and found that the painting style of the world is completely different said, did your virtuous fungus and the lower-limit fungus elope together? !

Isn't it the roaring body? The nest will too! ! !Director, do you really not care about this runaway plot? ! !Let me show you the script of the Kingdom of Heaven! ! ! !

Always thought that he had come to a world where Otome loves, and the young man who aimed to protect the heroine's integrity found that he was still a broken figure after all, sometimes naive.

In fact, this is simply a comic world!It's not Ema who is really in danger, but him, right?

Igniz clenched his fist in grief and indignation after being thrown into a mess by Red Hair's sudden confession of big green dates. While protesting solemnly to the main god, he resolutely expressed——

It's not me who's wrong, it's the world!

#魔王尼斯和妖妈要的philosophical quiz#

Nitz asked: Third Senior Brother, may I ask how to rescue the heroine from a group of male creatures like wolves and tigers?

The answer is: Only by feeding the tiger with your body, and using your body to eliminate the hunger ♂ thirst of the green-eyed hungry wolves, can you save the heroine~