Fake to destroy the world

To be honest, I didn't sleep comfortably on the first night when I returned home, but the lack of external conditions did not affect the comfort and comfort of Ema and Igniz when they returned home.Even though they could only sleep on a hard bed with a layer of cotton batting at night, the quality of sleep for the two of them was surprisingly good.

The next day, both Ema and Igniz woke up early at the same time, and then together they cleaned the house that had accumulated a small layer of dust.In the afternoon, after the department store delivered the things they bought yesterday, they had already cleaned up the house with rags.

As a reflection of Ema's brilliant achievements yesterday, today the delivery trucks from the department store to the downstairs are full of staggering sundries, the amount of which is so large that it is already difficult for Ema and the young man to do it alone for a while. It's over.

Fortunately, as a well-known department store chain company with a conscience and professional ethics, and is anxious about what customers want, the Chaou Department Store that Ema and Igniz visited yesterday is also quite good.In addition to delivering a large cart of things to your door, a handsome delivery boy brother is also included to help carry it together.

Looking at the broad shoulders of the delivery boy and the faintly visible muscular outlines under the T-shirt, it is impossible for Igniz, who has always maintained the attributes of white chicken, not to be envious.

This fifteen- or sixteen-year-old body has accompanied him through more than a dozen worlds, and at least 100 years have passed in terms of physical time, but each time it seems to be fixed for as long When he was fifteen or sixteen years old, he didn't grow much, which made Igniz feel a little bit more envious and jealous towards those tall and handsome boys with wide shoulders and narrow waist.

Mouth, labor and management also want to be able to look down on other people's mighty height!

↑Oh no, if the soft and cute little shou turns into a muscular brother ♂gui, he won't be cute, do you understand!

Although the boy looked at the delivery boy with pure envy and hatred, Ema, who has experienced Yusuke’s confession and opened the door to a new ♂world♂ world, is obviously more wary of it. , It is not an exaggeration to say that he is a little overreacted and neurotic.

Seeing her younger brother staring at the silly delivery boy brother with a tender (?) full of love (?!) soft (whatthe?) eyes, the alarm bells rang in Ema's heart Nerves tensed instantly: Could it be that Nitz was really cornered by that dead red-haired Yusuke Asahina? !

Thinking of the hateful red-haired man who coveted his younger brother, Ema's heart instantly rose with raging anger.Now Nitz looks at the same-sex brother in the wrong way, it's all Yusuke's fault!If he hadn't made such a scary confession all of a sudden, Nitz wouldn't be so strange now!

So worried about her younger brother's sexual orientation being accidentally turned (causing her younger brother's marriage route to fail), Ema secretly decided that she must have a long talk with the boy later, and give Igniz, who is a little bit bent, to her. Break right back!

↑No, Igniz has long been bent like a Mobius circle, so you are still delusional about starting the younger brother marriage route, you love it enough!

Being stared at by a sister and a younger brother at the same time with chilling eyes, the deliveryman brother of Yalishan University said that he felt the malice of the big universe!

Wherever there is oppression, there is the potential explosion of the working people. In order to escape from this seemingly infiltrating pair of siblings, the deliveryman brother performed super-level and ran like a whirlwind. I moved all the things in a car into the two people's homes.After delivering the goods quickly, the delivery boy brother who was so scared that he didn't even dare to say hello, jumped into the truck cab and fled quickly.

Looking at the siblings whose resentment was about to condense into black smoke from the rearview mirror of the truck, the little delivery man couldn't help but burst into tears with lingering fear. He put his right hand on his heart and choked and sighed: Ma Ma, I miraculously survived!

After the little deliveryman fled quickly, Igniz, who withdrew his resentful gaze, calmed down slightly from his envy and hatred.Without the brother who has a good figure as a comparison, he can also deceive himself and say that I am also in a good figure!

"Nitz, are you..." Ema gave the young man a complicated look, but she stopped involuntarily in the middle of her words, and the obvious hesitation when she was about to speak made it obvious that she was at this moment ambivalence.

Ema was terrified just now when the young man was heading towards the road of building a foundation, and when he was gone forever, he felt that as an older sister, he must prevent the young man from developing his siblings well. He ended up trying to engage in a baseless business. .But as soon as the first half of the sentence was blurted out, Ema realized that something was wrong: In case Nitz has not realized the fact that she pays too much attention to the same sex, she reminded her not to send the boy to the Jiji Avenue Did you give it a push?

no!For the sake of the younger brother's marriage ending that the director quietly agreed with her, she absolutely can't do the self-destruction of the Great Wall in the first place!

Then, Ema, who realized that she had slipped her tongue, immediately shut up, and swallowed back the second half of the sentence "Is there an excessive liking for the same sex" that was about to be revealed.

Although he noticed that Ema was conflicting about whether he should ask him something, Igniz, who had always been slow in this regard, couldn't guess what Ema wanted to ask him.So the bewildered blond boy could only raise his blank face and ask, "What is it?"

"...No, it's nothing." Looking at her younger brother's stupid expression, Ema's anger that had risen just now turned into a deep sense of powerlessness.After sighing for having such an annoying and stupid younger brother, Ema lightly lifted the topic, "I just want to ask you, are you hungry?"

"Fuck, do you still think I'm so easy to deceive as a three-year-old child! You just didn't have this mouth shape!"

Igniz accused Ema of deceiving his feelings with great grief and anger, and by the way solemnly protested that the other party still used him as a shameful excuse for fooling around as a child.Ema's body froze for an excuse that was instantly exposed by the boy, and then she rubbed her nose in embarrassment and smiled, "Ah, you found out... You obviously managed to fool me last time..."

...Holy shit, when was the last time!

"Well, it was the time when I asked you if you were thirsty and wanted to drink milk." Ema rubbed her chin and said thoughtfully to herself, "Sure enough, the topic of milk is still needed to divert your attention smoothly. Limo... Well, I will remember next time."

Damn, you still have a next time!

The blood-faced boy was about to fight to the death with Ema, who had been devoted to being an unwavering brother for 20 years, but was forcibly interrupted by the vibrating mobile phone in his trouser pocket.Although Igniz was very upset that the mobile phone interrupted his recovery of masculinity at this time, the young man who was afraid of missing the system message reminder could only resist the idea of ​​wanting to cos some intelligence dealer smashed the mobile phone and stomped a few times, took out The phone flipped open the screen.

『Warning, warning—the life of the plot characters is in danger, and the abnormal death of the plot characters will lead to the possibility of mission failure! 』

Plot characters dying? !After seeing this news, Igniz was really at a loss. In this love world where the combat power is only minus five, what other things that can lead to life-threatening besides car accidents, which have lasted for a long time?

Could it be that Azusa Hei Mao, who was said to be mentally ill and would be hospitalized for treatment, fell ill in advance?That shouldn't be the case either. According to the plot given to him by the Lord God, when Azusa was hospitalized, apart from confessing to Ema because of his mental illness, his life was not in danger...

After eliminating the male creatures in Asahina's house one by one, Igniz, who had been thinking hard for a long time, couldn't figure out who the dying character was.It wasn't until Ema worriedly asked "Are you bored" because she saw the boy pondering (fa) thinking (dai) for a long time, that the boy who woke up suddenly thought of the only possibility——

"So what, where is your pet squirrel?" Igniz asked in an erratic tone, "I remember I haven't seen it since I moved back from there yesterday?"

Ema didn't expect that Igniz would be the first to ask about the squirrel after he was in a daze. After a few seconds, he reacted and replied: "You said Julie, it wasn't you who hugged him when we moved yesterday." Come out and stuff it in the suitcase on the way to the car... Oops! Juli is smothered to death!"

As soon as I got home yesterday, Ema proposed to clean up, and then because I couldn’t find cleaning tools at home, I planned to go out to buy. After I went out to buy, I couldn’t hold back and went shopping all day... until the two of them were exhausted When I came back from the ground, I took a shower and fell asleep. I didn’t have time to pack the suitcase, so I forgot to release the squirrel fungus ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

↑So how little squirrel fungus has in your hearts!I stuffed it into the suitcase in the car and forgot to put it out when I got off the car. I was still bored in the suitcase for a whole night. Believe it or not, Julie cried for you!

Zhu Li: Why my eyes are always full of tears, it's because I love these two heartless people deeply.The reason why I am always strong enough not to shed tears is because my tears have already dried up when I was not strong enough...

After Ema and Igniz finally remembered the poor squirrel fungus, the two who were still struggling with the philosophical question of whether to be a geek or not to be a geese put aside this philosophical question at the same time, and put Regardless of the debris that had just been delivered to the house and hadn't been unpacked, I went straight to the suitcase and released the dying squirrel fungus.

"Xiaoqian...have I arrived in heaven..." Squirrel Fungus, whose eyes have turned into mosquito-repellent incense eyes, said in a trance, "It must be in heaven, otherwise why would there be circles on Xiaoqian's head?" Stars going around... Ah, why did that little devil come to heaven? Shouldn't he be in hell, am I in hell now?"

After hearing the provocative speech made by Squirrel Fungus for 20 years, the little guilt in Igniz's heart was immediately annihilated, and he grinned at Squirrel Fungus, "Yeah, I don't know how to get to heaven Or to hell. But I promise, I can let you experience the taste of hell now~"

Shocked, Squirrel Fungus discovered that he had neither gone to heaven nor hell, and was still in the world... Oh no, although he is still in the world, Igniz will send him to I went on a tour in hell _(:з」∠)_.

"Ya, Ya Die...I'm still wounded! Xiaoqian save me QAQ..."

After tidying up the poor punching bag Julie, Igniz, who was in a good mood, said that he forgot all the envy, jealousy and hatred for the delivery man's figure just now.