Fake to destroy the world

After Ema, who came back with rain and humidity, entered the house, she was obviously taken aback when she saw the wild man she had never seen in the living room, and her brain couldn't turn around why someone she didn't know appeared in her home.

Even more shameless things have already been done, Asahina Zao will not show any embarrassing emotions when she sees Ema, instead she waved to her generously and said hello, "Hello ,Are you Ema? My name is Asahinazao, and I will soon be your family's new brother."

"What are you doing at our house?" Ema stared at the orange-haired man warily, no friendliness or happiness could be seen from the tense expression, "If you have nothing to do, please leave our house, we don't want to Don't get involved in any relationship with your family anymore."

Asahi Nazao was also a little surprised by Ema's behavior like a hedgehog and completely keeping people away. Now Ema, who looks like a calf-protecting hen, is obviously very different from the reserved and quiet girl described by other brothers.

However, after thinking about the stupid things Yusuke once did in front of Ema, Nazao Asahina has a little understanding of Ema's eyes that look like Fanglang in their family now.

So in the face of Ema's obvious eviction order, Asahinazao just smiled and said bluntly: "Don't worry, I won't bother you for too long. I came here today just to let you know that Yusuke has already Knowing what I did wrong, I asked you to apologize to you and hope you don't mind too much... right, Nitz?"

The teenager who was suddenly dragged into the water by Nazao Asahina was taken aback when he heard the words, but he quickly realized that the other party wanted to pull him to cover together, and was not going to let Ema know the meaning of the previous bathroom oolong incident.

Although he was a little dissatisfied with the fact that Nazao Asahi was directing him, Igniz also didn't want Ema to know what happened before and cause more misunderstandings.So after curling his lips, Igniz replied while grinding his teeth: "Yeah, after the family's intimate exchange, that red-haired man seems to be about to give up the idea of ​​convulsions before. Now you You can also rest assured."

The young man obviously has a high degree of credibility in Ema's heart. After what Igniz said, Ema knew that Asahina-zao didn't come to harass them, but came to visit and inform them of the news up.

Thinking of her overreaction just now, Ema blushed in embarrassment, and bowed and apologized to Asahina Zazao: "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry for my rude behavior just now, I was also a little too sensitive because of Yusuke's incident... "

"It's okay, I can understand your feelings." Nazao Asahina waved his hand at Ema, expressing that he didn't care, and then asked, "Now that Yusuke's matter has been resolved, what else do you have for the future? Any other considerations?"

When both Ema and Igniz were stunned when they heard the words, Asahi Nazao went on to say: "I don't have to ask you to go back there to live, after all, I live alone outside, and I didn't persuade you The position of moving there... But we are about to become family anyway, there is no need to make it as unfamiliar as strangers, right?"

"The other brothers really hope that you can move back again, but I think it's too troublesome to move around, so it's better to rely on your own ideas in this regard."

Asahi Nazao, who is well versed in the way of raising first and then suppressing, said so, and then changed the subject in an instant, "But, in a short while, it will be the wedding of both parents' remarriage. If we continue to be estranged like this before the wedding, It’s not good to disappoint your parents’ expectations, isn’t it?”

After hearing this, Igniz glanced at Ema who had been completely surrounded by the other party and nodded repeatedly, and couldn't help feeling in his heart that this yellow hair was indeed the assassin invited by the Asahina brothers. It's so perfect.

The key point is that this guy looks like a dog and has an upright face. When he flickers, it makes people think that he is really doing it for you, and he gets Ema in in two or three strokes.If it weren't for the fact that Ignis, who was not tempted, was still here, Ema would have to count the money for their family.

"So, we all hope that you can all go and walk around at ordinary times. It would be better for everyone to get together more. And it would be troublesome for the two of you to cook here, right? If you can go over to have dinner with everyone after school, then It was the best arrangement."

Igniz looked at Ema slightly wavering and didn't know whether he should agree or not, and he gritted his teeth a little bitterly.After poking Ema with her crutch, she frantically indicated with her eyes that she must not be fooled by the sugar-coated bullets of the class enemy, and must stick to the revolutionary stand of the proletariat!

Do you still want to come back after eating their Hongmen Banquet?too young too simple!

After being poked by the boy with a crutch, Ema also woke up from her salivation for Ukyo's good cooking skills.To be honest, after hearing Asahina's request that they go to Asahina's house for dinner in the future, Ema, who hides the attribute of foodie, was shamefully shaken, and was tempted by Ukyo's delicious and delicious dishes.

But after being woken up by Igniz, Ema suddenly realized that this was destined to be a grand feast that never came back.You used to eat all the food, and you still want to run away after eating?It must be procrastinating with all kinds of excuses... You won’t be able to leave even if you want to after it gets dark after the subway and bus close ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

Although she drools over Ukyo's cooking skills, Ema still reluctantly shakes her head and rejects Nazao Asahina's proposal, "No need, Nitz and I are used to living together, it would be too troublesome to bother them every day... It’s okay to walk around, and if we have plans to go out for fun, we will go over and let us know.”

As a low presence brother living alone outside, Asahina Zao didn't care much about whether Ema and Igniz would move back to Asahina's apartment.Regardless of whether they moved there or not, it was more than half an hour's drive away from Zao, so this persuasion was only done at the request of other brothers. No matter what Ema answered, he just nodded and listened.

Nazao Asahina looked at the clock hanging on the wall, and felt that it was almost time for him to leave, so he got up and walked to the electric heater next to the washing machine, and took a small plastic box from the windbreaker on the electric heater come out.

Open the translucent box, and what is stored inside is a well-preserved business card that has not been wet by rain.Zao handed the top business card to Ema and said, "This is my business card. If you need any help, please feel free to contact me."

It turned out that after Zao came out of the shower, Igniz turned on the electric heater to help him dry his windbreaker.After this not-so-short chat, the windbreaker that was drenched in rain was almost dry, so after Zao looked at the clock and felt that it was almost time for him to leave, he picked up the windbreaker that was toasted. The warm windbreaker was put on again.

Just as Nazao Asahina was about to bid farewell to his siblings, the young man whose eyes accidentally glanced over his business card lit up, and asked in surprise, "Are you working for XX game company? When will Sand Paradise's new work be released for sale?!"

On the business card handed over by Nazao Asahina just now, the job description of "XX Game Company Sales Department" was imprinted under the right name, which made the young man who is a keen game fan of their company's products feel a little overjoyed.

"Ah...yes, I'm from the sales department of XX company." Asahi Nazao felt itchy when she saw Igniz's bright eyes, and wanted to hug him and rub her head. Want soft golden hair.

But now he doesn't dare to do such behavior next to Ema that will make his younger brother run away. He can only sigh regretfully and then say: "Niz, you also like our company's games? When it’s time to play or beta, I’ll bring you a copy.”

"Really? If you lie to others, you will become a gay!" Seeing the employees of the Hot Sand Paradise production company, the boy said that he couldn't control it at all, "Will you really bring me a game to try?"

Nazao Asahina was amused by the boy's skeptical expression, and couldn't help reaching out and rubbing the other's beautiful light golden hair.The moment the palm of the hand touched the tip of the opponent's hair, Nazao Asahina praised this wonderful golden retriever in her heart.If it wasn't for the sharp knife of Ema next to him that almost poked him into a hornet's nest, he would definitely have to sneak two more to satisfy the unbearable itch in his heart.

Because Ema's resentment was about to turn into materialized black energy, Nazao Asahi had no choice but to take back the claws of evil, and said goodbye to the two: "Then I will leave first, and call me if you need anything. My phone is on 24 hours a day."

Watching the other party's figure gradually go away, the young man who was still a little too happy and unreal said to the other party: "Remember to bring me a trial of the new game! You can't go back on the appointment!"

Nazao Asahina didn't look back, but turned his back to the two of them and gestured OK to the boy, and then a somewhat remote response came from the stairwell, "Well, it's an agreement, next time when a new game is released for trial play I will bring it to you in advance!"

After Nazao Asahina's back disappeared from the corridor, and he gradually merged into the night in the rainy night with an umbrella, Igniz said with emotion, "I never thought Brother Zao actually worked in a game company." …It’s great to have an older brother who has penetrated into the enemy’s interior!”

"Now you remember that he is your brother, little heartless." Ema rolled her eyes at the young man, and then counted with her fingers, "In terms of work, the brothers of the Asahina family seem to have relatively good jobs." Work. Brother Masami is a pediatrician, Brother Ukyo is a lawyer, aside from the nagging Tang Seng, Tsubaki and Azusa are quite famous voice actors. Even Subaru, who is still in school, is said to be on the school basketball team. "

After listening to Ema's introduction, Igniz couldn't help saying after a short silence: "I finally know why that red hair is bullied by everyone in their family...Compared with these prostitutes, this Didn't the guy really pick it up from the garbage dump! I can't see any specialties at all!"

When the boy said that, even Ema fell silent.Although Ema still has a vaguely bad impression of Yusuke until now, after counting the achievements of the Asahina brothers, even Ema, who has a slight dislike for Yusuke, has to admit that, as a person who is not good except for hair color You are a normal person who is ordinary in all aspects except being too normal. You really worked hard to get mixed up in the crowd of prostitutes in your life!

"Speaking of...their family seems to have a star? Which one is it?" Igniz suddenly became interested in the work of the Asahina brothers, biting a stick he took out from nowhere The pen said vaguely, "Is it Kiori Asahina, or Ryu Asahina? It seems to be bigger than the ordinary red hair."

Ema couldn't help but gave him another look, and corrected: "It's Futo. Kiori is still a student, and Ryukyu is the beautician who helped me with my hair. It's their younger brother Futo who has become a star. Dead Red Hair is one year younger...Speaking of which, there are quite a few remarkable people in their family."

"Asahina Kazeto? The name is a bit impressive... Asahina Kazeto, Kazeto... Asakura Futo?! Oh, I remembered, isn't it the little boy who often appears on TV?"

Although Igniz felt a little 'wow cool' about the work of the other brothers of the Asahina family, but when he mentioned Fengdou, who became a star, he was full of hostility for some reason, "Hmph, but It's just to fool ignorant boys and girls with a face that can barely be seen, what's the big deal!"

After hearing her younger brother's resentful complaints, Ema could only attribute this to the mentality of comparison among her peers.After all, Igniz and Futo Asahina are both 15 years old, one is an ordinary student and the other is already a well-known star. Considering the strong self-esteem awakened by this young section, it is normal to be hostile to each other.

So Ema immediately gave Igniz a bear hug, and then said with a smile: "Okay, okay, my sister knows that my Nitz is the most handsome on earth, what kind of Fengdou Kidney can't compare, right? "

Igniz blushed a little from Ema's sudden hug, but immediately corrected him with a stern face: "I'm not the most handsome man on earth, Mr. Alphagero is the most handsome man in the universe! No. What am I doing more than this... I am a great demon king who wants to conquer the stars and seas, take all the worlds into his pocket and crush them one by one!"

Generally speaking, wouldn't chuunibyou in this age group look forward to becoming a hero?Why does her family only fantasize that she is the devil who destroys the world?

Ema, who has taken on the responsibility of parental guardianship since she was a child, has been completely insulated from the second stage of middle school, and said that she really does not understand how exciting the world of second-year middle school is.But it doesn't matter if you don't understand, although it lacks the necessary attribute of being able to communicate with the other party normally, the attribute of brother control can make up for all the deficiencies!

As long as Nitz said it, it must be right!If you don't want to be a brave man, you want to be a devil king or something. This only shows that the hero is too low and the devil king is the true love who is popular!

↑A certain little righteous cow in the kingdom of heaven said that his knees were shot _(:з」∠)_.

"Huh, the three thousand great worlds will eventually be in my hands. I am the new world Kami who has all the glory and authority! As the first step to conquer the sea of ​​stars, it is time to start the plan to occupy and fully dominate the earth It's..."

Ema accompanies the blond boy who is in the second stage of middle school again and reprimanded for a while that the stars are all jerks. The boy who was able to vent his resentment ended by muttering, "The goal of a real man is to become New World Cammy" , ended the topic contentedly, poured a glass of whole milk and drank it down.

Before saying goodnight to each other and going to bed, Ema didn't know if she had awakened in the second stage of middle school, and asked the blond boy on a whim: "Nitz, if you want to conquer the stars and the sea in the future, sister will give you Is it okay to be a deputy?"

"Whoever asks you to be my deputy, you should honestly live a life of daily necessities, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea on the earth, get married and have children, this is your destiny!"

After hearing the boy's answer, Ema pretended to be worried and asked: "But if my sister doesn't go with you, what will happen to your life? No one wakes you up in the morning when you are lying in bed, and no one helps you when you wake up. Prepare breakfast, and can’t drink warm milk when you come back, turn over in sleep and knock down the quilt, and no one will help you cover it again..."

"No way race! Who asked you to do this for me! No way race, no way race, no way race..." The young man, blushing from Ema's broken thoughts, covered his ears, with a resolute unwillingness to face Stubborn to reality, "Master Alpha Gelo doesn't need your care! I have been wandering alone for hundreds of years, who wants you to cover me with a quilt secretly!!"

Seeing that the other party was really teased to the point of shame and indignation, Ema immediately closed the door, and said good night to the boy on the bed through the wooden door, her tone could not be restrained "Okay, okay, good night, the great Alpha Gelo-sama who doesn't need others to cover you with the quilt~"

Hearing this, the young man inside the house launched a fierce rebuttal to this, but Ema at the door did not reply any more, as if he really left the door and returned to his room after saying good night.

After a while, the sound of the boy rolling on the bed in the room also stopped, and he quietly seemed to be really asleep.After there was no more sound from inside the house, Ema, who had stood silently at the door for a long time, lost her smile on her face. Seeing the light seeping through the crack of the door, her expression was a little more indescribably sad.

Good night, maybe sooner or later I will really leave here to conquer the stars and the sea, my alien brother.

The author has something to say: Why does Nitz, whose blood is milk, still blush?Answer: Because when Nitz is shy, the milk turns into strawberry milk. Why is it set to be strawberry milk instead of jujube or red bean milk?The answer: Because the next world is silver damn~