Fake to destroy the world

In the end, Igniz succeeded in rejecting the entanglement of the alien idiot Silver Hair with a noble and glamorous attitude and a firm "no".

After the shogunate, who wanted to refuse so much and then ran to do it crying, made the announcement, Igniz finally let out a long sigh of relief.I sank my body into the soft sofa, and quietly waited for the day to execute the warriors who were fighting against the barbarians.

In a few days, it will be the day when Gui Xiaotaro and other 39 samurai fighters will be executed in public.As the person who put forward this proposal, Igniz will also be there as a supervisor, and he can see the final appearance of these warriors who came to the end with their own eyes.

Igniz has no doubt that on the day of the execution of Katsura Kotaro and others, Sakata Gintoki will definitely come out halfway to rob the execution ground.After all, Igniz has dealt with more than double-digit male protagonists, and he knows the behavior of these male protagonists very well, and he knows that the timing of the opponent's appearance must be coquettish and the consistent trend is absolutely amazing.

According to the plot of the anime and the male protagonist's pissing nature, he has already laid out the battle here. If Gintoki doesn't come to rob the execution ground, he will be really sorry for the name of the male protagonist and his companions who were brought into the trap by him. up.

In fact, on the day of the execution disclosed in the announcement, when the prison cart containing the samurai warriors drove out of the heavily guarded dungeon, and the samurai warriors with disheveled faces were tied to the cross one by one for execution, Silver Sakata Shi and his little friends really came.

I don’t want to complain about how these samurai warriors who escaped like bereaved dogs got supplies and how they got into the strengthened guards of Edo Castle. To complain in the anime world is like going to McDonald’s to get strawberry sundaes. It hurts.In short, when the arrested warriors who were fighting against the barbarians closed their eyes and waited for death with no regrets, Gintoki, who lived up to everyone's expectations, finally appeared.

"Let go of my companions!" When the onlookers turned into birds and beasts and dispersed, Sakata Gintoki pointed his unsheathed samurai sword at the blond boy at the head of the execution platform, "You are childish The game should have been over long ago, Igniz Alfagello!"

Igniz, who was sitting on the seat with his legs crossed and drinking milk, would not admit it. When Gintoki Sakata angrily called out the long-lost title of 'Alpha Gero', he actually felt a little secretly excited.

In the ordinary world, there are too many people who call him 'Igniz' or 'Nitz'.And when he was watched by the male protagonist with cold eyes like this, and when he called out his full name, the strange emotions that rushed out of his heart made the young man taste a wonderful feeling that was almost moved.

The feeling of being able to stand on the opposite side of the protagonist majesticly like this, and being glared at by the protagonist like a villain... It's been too long since I've seen it!

Of course, Igniz doesn't like Shaking M who is beaten by the male lead. It's just that he has been in close contact with the male lead for too long, and occasionally misses him. At first, he was full of death flags like the previous villains, and then he was pushed by the male lead. Day when experience was worthwhile.Although Igniz doesn't have a strange hobby of falling in love with the male protagonist, but it's a good long-lost experience to fight with the protagonist after a long absence. It's good to relive it again!

"Heh heh heh, if you want to stop this king, then use the sword in your hand to stop it!"

For a moment, Igniz, who also ignited his blood, forgot that he was now reduced to the setting of the five scum of war, and that the ink dyed cherry in his hand had been turned into a one-to-one toy model by the main god... It is the palpitation of the hero who wants to save the world after meeting the villain who intends to destroy the world.

There is no need for more language, now there is only war between them, and he just needs to have a good fight!

So the heroic Igniz held up the dark black ominous Zanpakutao in his hand, like those great demon kings who have brought the world into their palms, and laughed loudly: "Between the sky and the earth, all creatures and creatures All kneel before the majesty of this king! All the heavens sing praises to the glory of this king! The entire sky trembles at the authority of this king! All of you, all living beings, tremble at the power of this king!"

"Use this king's strongest blow to bury your fantasy of victory! Open up the world—the star of deviation!"

After shouting out a lot of unclear lines, Igniz, holding the ink-stained cherry tree high, stepped onto the short table, and then held the sword in both hands with luck in his chest, and cut the ink black in his hand with a bang. The katana slammed fiercely in the direction of Sakata Gintoki——

At this moment, the world shook!The dark clouds covering the sun approached in an instant, and cracks opened on the mournful earth. The animals fleeing in panic looked at the golden flashes gathered between the dark clouds, and could only tremblingly hug each other in the face of this inevitable punishment from heaven. make a group...

And then...and then no more.

Just like that, Sakata Gintoki, who received the young boy's sword across the air, still stood there like a normal person, all the dark clouds covering the sun and the mourning earth were all gone, only a face that wanted to complain about something, as if complaining was powerless Sakata Gintoki covered his face and sighed.

"You idiot, don't you know what shame play is..."

Coincidentally, the little friends around Yinshi who also turned into Hiyori also started to complain.

"Hey, what is that guy doing? Do you want to perform qigong or something? He just yelled strangely and then slashed down with his sword softly. His strength looks even more fake than that of a girl dancing with a sword!"

"Who said it wasn't? He probably really thought he could release sword energy, sword brilliance, sword intent, etc. from a distance. He's such a hopeless idiot. How could there be things like those in comics in the real world? Appeared!"

"Yeah, yeah, I actually believe these things that even a three-year-old child knows are fake. Sure enough, we don't understand the world of the second disease!"

The chattering thoughts of the barbarian warriors turned the boy who imagined that the shocking sword into a funny performance was instantly overwhelmed with embarrassment and indignation, his cheeks flushed as if they were cooked.It's all the fault of that damn Yinmao, Sakata Gintoki, if Yinmao Haruka hadn't pointed at him and said such a provocative sentence, he wouldn't have been so enthusiastic about it, and he really regarded himself as a villain. The oldest king who destroyed the world!

The silver fur and the like are really the most hateful!

The young man who almost gnawed his teeth angrily threw away the toy model Mo Ranying in his hand, looked at the guards who stood beside him with uncontrollable laughter but dared not laugh out loud, and said angrily: "Still What are you doing standing there stupidly! Didn’t you see that everyone who robbed the court is here! Hurry up and chop all those fleas down there into a pulp!!”

"Yes, I will follow your orders, Sir Alpha Gelo!"

The celestial guards, who were still trying to hold back their laughter just now, quickly turned their faces serious, and unloaded the laser guns on their backs in a serious manner, and fired the laser guns with rapid movements, precise postures and coquettish speed. The safety device of the gun was removed, and then it was aimed at the direction where Sakata Gintoki and those warriors were...

Carried the laser gun and rushed over!

After seeing the movements of these guards, Igniz, who deliberately made a loose defensive force, was taken aback.In order to make Sakata Gintoki and the others move more smoothly, when Igniz arranged the defensive forces around the execution site, he also sternly rejected Infiniti's enthusiastic help who wanted to send out his elite troops to help deploy the defense.

Just kidding, if you really let your elite troops who are armed to the teeth come here and stand here, then the protagonist will be the one who comes to kill him in anger!

In order to create the conditions for Yinshi and others to summon a 'miracle', Igniz purposely recruited such a group of people from the lazy Celestial Guards.But what even Igniz himself couldn't think of was that this group of celestial guards, whose combat power was only [-] apart from their good looks, was actually the same as the reptile celestial beings who were sent out to give experience at the beginning. windy!

Fuck, hold the butt of the laser gun to fight with the samurai sword, are you a joke invited by monkeys!

Igniz really didn't expect that among the heavenly beings, there would be such an uneducated, funny existence who couldn't even use a laser gun.The guards, which were originally defeated because Yinshi and the others had to fight hard, turned into the experience points of Yinshi and his friends as soon as they rushed up to meet each other!

Fuck, your professionalism in giving away a lot of experience is really too high!

Not only Igniz was frightened by Dabo's experienced acting, but even Yinshi and the barbarian warriors, who were mentally prepared for a bloody battle, had an ellipsis in their hearts.You fell down before I did my best. There is no sense of accomplishment in beating this kind of sandbag, coach!

After kicking the last celestial guard away quite speechlessly, Gintoki sighed again looking at his unsheathed samurai sword.After hanging the samurai sword with the scabbard back to his waist, Gintoki said to the young man on the execution platform with an unpredictable expression: "The game is over, your game is really not challenging at all, King Nitz. "

Igniz, who was standing on a high place, could clearly see that when talking to him, Gintoki resumed his bored, dead fish-eyed expression, as if the white-haired warrior with a solemn face and sharp eyes was just an illusion.

The feeling of failure is not good. For a while, Igniz even felt that the perfect plan he had carefully arranged was like a clown show (hey, how perfect is your plan!).The ashen-faced Igniz watched Sakata Ginshi prepare to cut the rope and take Katsura Kotaro off the cross, and he couldn't help shouting angrily at him: "This king has installed miniature remote-controlled bombs in their bodies, as long as they leave this place to execute Taiwan, everyone will be blown to pieces!"

After hearing the boy's exasperated shout, Gintoki's movements visibly froze.He had already cut the rope and was about to put down Katsura Kotaro who had passed out at some point, but after hearing the boy's words, he could only put him on the temporary execution platform, then stood up and faced Igni Zi said: "This joke is not funny."

Igniz saw that the other party had put away his frivolity and became serious again, and knew that it was really the best choice to use this excuse to fool Yinshi.For Gintoki who valued his companions more than anything else, threatening himself was far less useful than threatening his companions.

Even if it was just an excuse that sounded unlikely, Yinshi didn't dare to bet the lives of his companions to see if it would come true.

Since Yin Shi ate this set, the boy's face naturally revealed a look of complacency.Looking at the white-haired warrior whose face was getting darker and his eyes more and more fierce, Igniz had a sincere smile on his face, "Do you think this king will not make any preparations! Now that you guessed it, wait for it to come back." It’s only natural to plant miniature bombs in their bodies in advance to snatch people away. Heh heh heh, the winner this time is still me!”

Gintoki stared at the blond boy in front of him, trying hard to distinguish whether the other party was lying or the truth, and asked, "Is that so... the control mechanism of the bomb is also in your hands? "

"The control mechanism of the bomb is in the heart of this king." Finally, he was able to control the plot of the rampage into his own script, which gradually deepened the smile on Igniz's face, "Unless the king's heart Stop beating, otherwise they will have absolutely no chance of getting out of the execution platform alive. Hehehe...do you understand? They will definitely not be able to escape the fate of being executed!"

"Unless you can beat this king who is Kami...haha, but such a miracle is simply impossible!"

Yinshi didn't pay attention to the boy's middle school two speech, but continued to ask the important point in the other party's words: "The control mechanism of the bomb is in your heart? Is the remote control bomb in the wig their body real?"

Igniz raised his chin arrogantly, just like the arrogance when the two first met, "Exactly! If you don't defeat this king, your companions will have no chance of surviving!"

"Is that so..." Sakata Gintoki lowered his head, allowing the white hair on his forehead to cover his eyes, "Then... there is nothing I can do."

The smile on the lips of the blond boy hadn't faded away, and the white-haired samurai standing beside Gui Xiaotaro had already disappeared.In an instant, the white-haired warrior who appeared next to the young man glanced at the young man with a gaze as cold as frost, and asked coldly, "Is that all right?"

Feeling the cold touch of the heart being pierced by the sharp blade, and seeing the coldness in the opponent's eyes that is colder than the edge of the sword, the arc of Igniz's lips gradually deepened, and he could clearly feel the master's desire from the upward arc. Joy, "Yeah, now...you win."

Looking at the blond boy who was pierced through the heart by his own sword and gradually lost strength and could only lean on him, Sakata Gintoki's red eyes flashed a trace of sadness, "If possible, I really don't want to kill you .Even if you are a heavenly being..."