Fake to destroy the world

The first thing Euphemia did when she came to District [-] was to disguise herself as a commoner and hook up with Suzaku, who was already the driver of Lancelot.Euphemia is a very thoughtful person who has been unable to understand the current situation where Britannians and digital people are hostile to each other, trying to create a harmonious society where everyone can live together in peace.

In order to realize her naive dream of letting people all over the world live in peace hand in hand, Euphemia chose District [-] as her first stop.And Suzaku Suzaku, who was the son of the former Japanese Prime Minister but entered the army and became a special Britannian, was the one who made Euphemia extremely curious and wanted to find out.

Euphemia felt that if he could explore Suzaku's thoughts clearly, then he would definitely be able to find a way for the people of District [-] and Britannia to coexist peacefully.It was precisely for the purpose of gaining a deeper understanding of Suzaku Suzaku's thoughts that Euphemia agreed to meet with the other party in a relatively secluded cafe in the Tokyo Concession.

But what Suzaku Suzaku never expected was that instead of waiting for Euphemia who made an appointment with him, he seduced that nasty young idiot with a tail...

"Heh heh heh, this king who has been waiting here for a rabbit has finally waited for you, a stupid rabbit." The blond boy sat on the seat that Euphemia had set for him, with a mean look. Suzaku's mood turned from cloudy to cloudy in an instant because of his proud look, "What are you doing in a daze, this king bestows on you the honor of sitting in front of this king's imperial court."

Although Euphemia deliberately chose a relatively secluded place when choosing, but being relatively secluded does not mean that there is no one here.The boy didn't restrain his voice at all, instead he said these words loudly to Suzaku with some pride, causing all the guests in the coffee shop to look sideways at him.

Such a hot new experience of shame play made Zhumu Suzaku, who had never experienced this kind of feeling before, couldn't help covering his face, and suddenly felt like digging a crack in the ground and burying himself in it.With a bit of eagerness as if he wanted to lick the young man's mouth, Suzaku sat down in front of the young man, covered his face and said in a low voice, "What is the purpose of you following here? Who on earth invited you here?" ?!"

"Stupid human beings, this king is a god who is about to rule this world. If you talk to this king in such an unreasonable manner, aren't you afraid of being punished by God!" Igniz squinted at Suzaku Suzaku and thought Sighing self-consciously, "Hmph, anyway, stupid human beings only have this level of tolerance. As the king of Kami in the new world, he naturally wants to carry out God's compassion for the world..."

Shumu Suzaku was already so ashamed that he was about to bury his head in the table, he didn't dare to lift his face and shouted at the young man in a low voice: "What's your purpose! Playing with me and Lulu like this Is it interesting... Please, even if you don't mind being treated as a snake maniac, we don't want to be treated as your sick friends either!"

"Stupid humans..."

After repeating the meaningless conversation with brainwaves that couldn't hit a single frequency several times, Suzaku Suzaku finally gave up talking to this snake spirit who said "stupid human being" and couldn't communicate in human language at all. , could only cover his face with his hands and sit slumped in the chair, praying that Euphemia would come soon.

If he hadn't been able to refuse the invitation offered by the princess, he would have left long ago, so why would he stay here and suffer from the poison of the second-year boy!But poor Suzaku is doomed to have no way to wait for Euphemia to save him, because after learning the news that Lelouch and Nunnally might still be alive, the excited Euphemia immediately pushed Cornelius Ya went there with her, and completely forgot about Suzaku and Qinglong.

Then Lelouch used GEASS to forcibly order Cornelia and Euphemia to forget everything related to today. Suzaku, as the unfortunate implicated person, had agreed to meet Suzaku in this cafe. Euphemia was forgotten altogether.

So even if Suzaku waits here until the dark cafe closes, there is no way to wait for Euphemia. It is destined to exchange ideas and discuss life with Cammy in this new world in front of him.

"Ah, the first fish has been hooked." Just when Zhumu Suzaku was speechless in front of Igniz, the boy sitting in front of him with his legs crossed suddenly muttered something that he couldn't hear. If you understand.Before Suzaku managed to understand what the guy who gave up the treatment was talking about, the other party uttered the next sentence that made him even more incomprehensible, "Hey, Suzaku-san, do you know Amway?"

"Huh? Amway? Why do you keep talking about things I don't understand...Can we communicate in human language?"

"Stupid human beings, this king is kind enough to teach you knowledge that only Kami can understand, and you are so ungrateful!" Igniz glared at the inexplicable Suzaku for a while, and then continued to babble. Thinking, "Huh, the so-called Amway is the realm of Any that only gods can reach! Anywhere, Anyone, Anybody, Anymore... the Amway that spreads all over the world is exactly what this king has mastered beyond GEASS and CODE." The power of the gods!"

Suzaku: ...No, what are GEASS and CODE? Now the second disease is making up delusions all in one set!

"Looking at your shocked face, I also know that you are unlikely to be able to understand the horror of the power of this king Kami. However, I didn't expect you to understand such a profound topic in the field of gods. After all Fool." Igniz raised his chin nobly and coldly, and forced to look down at Suzaku and said, "Today, I am able to thank the king for coming in person, so naturally it is not because of such a topic that you can't understand at all... Let's rejoice." , you, a mere human being, were chosen as the carrier by this king!"

"...If you have nothing else to do, please forgive me for leaving first." Just as the boy was talking intoxicatedly, many customers who couldn't bear to look straight at him covered their faces and left. In the coffee shop, only Suzaku and the boy were left, and even the waiter ran to the toilet to calm down, clutching his aching belly from laughing.

At this moment when the young man had already scared everyone away with his shame play, Suzaku really didn't want to continue the stalemate with this source of human spiritual pollution.Although the princess Euphemia took the initiative to invite him before, but seeing that the owner and waiter of the coffee shop are about to be laughed away by this guy, it is estimated that there is no way to continue the conversation here.

So Suzaku finally couldn't take it anymore, stood up on the table, and said to the boy opposite him: "Mr., who didn't even know his name until now, if possible, can I trouble you to stop harassing Lulu and me? We are all troubled by your behavior and hope you can let us go!"

"My king's name is Igniz V. Britannia."

Just when Suzaku couldn't bear it and was about to leave, Igniz, who was crossing his legs and holding his hands, finally told his name. The special surname made Suzaku, who was about to leave, froze instantly.Suzaku, who was in a very complicated mood, turned his head in disbelief, looked at the blond boy in front of him, and evaluated the credibility of the other party's words back and forth.

Judging from the obvious blond hair and blue eyes of the other party, Suzaku could of course see that he was a Britannian with pure bloodlines, and he might even be an imperial nobleman with ancient bloodlines.But what made Suzaku guess the beginning but not the end was that this guy was not only a noble of pure blood, but also the most respected royal family among the nobles... This shocking realization made Suzaku a little bit unacceptable.

It's not that Suzaku has never been in contact with the royal family of Britannia. Lelouch and Nunnally, who were sent to Japan as protons, are both royals who grew up with Suzaku. Ya is also the princess... So Suzaku actually knows quite a few Britannian royal families, but none of them jump out of the same frequency as the young man in front of him and are completely different from normal people.

"My king's name is Igniz V. Britannia. As the carrier chosen by this king, this king grants you the honor of meeting this king... Why don't you hurry up and meet this king!" Igniz repeated his name again. Seeing that Suzaku still had a look of believing it or not, he turned angrily, "How dare you be so presumptuous in front of me, who is the governor of the eleventh district, are you going to disobey the sacred?" The royal family of the Britannian Empire!"

With such a big hat on, Suzaku can only believe it temporarily even if he still has some doubts about his identity as a teenager. After all, the new governor of the eleventh district has not appeared in front of the public before, even if the possibility is very high. Low also had to believe it.So Suzaku turned around, knelt down and saluted the young man unwillingly, and said, "Please forgive me for my previous rudeness, Your Highness Igniz."

"Hmph, since you have apologized to me so sincerely, then I will forgive you magnanimously." Igniz looked at Suzaku proudly, and wandered into Suzaku's house like a wicked young man who molested a good woman. In front of him, he raised the other party's chin with his index finger and said, "Your Highness Igniz, such a low-level title is not suitable for the king who has already become Kami! From now on, please respectfully call this king, three thousand Master of the world, Lord Alpha Gero!"

Suzaku: ...Aren't you from Britannia, why are you getting involved with Alpha Gelo again!

"The name is too long to remember? What a stupid earthling... If that's the case, then I will call this king by VV." Igniz was a little dissatisfied with Suzaku's sluggish reaction, but he didn't continue to force him to call him that. To myself, "If you can't even remember such a simple name, then I really have to question how much your IQ is worth."

...IQ, are you sure you use pots to calculate things like this!

Even though he barely recognized the identity of the other party's royal family, Suzaku still found that he really couldn't look directly at this weird boy who was so shameful.Under the complicated mood of wanting to distinguish and forgetting to say anything, Suzaku managed to maintain a calm mood and asked: "Your Highness VV, you have been tailing around today...what's the point of following me?"

"Is there anything special, but I have to remind you." Igniz maintained a condescending posture overlooking Suzaku, and continued to hook the other's chin with one finger in the classic molesting gesture, without yelling. Suzaku got up and continued like this, "Euphemia Li Britannia, you'd better stay away from her, that guy is abnormal, you won't have any problems if you stay close to her Good luck."

This strange young royal boy who has stalked himself actually keeps himself away from the seemingly normal princess Euphemia, and even though he plays all kinds of shame, he still calls others abnormal. What is going on in this world!

Suzaku complained about the boy who was full of troubles in his heart, while ignoring the discomfort caused by the posture that seemed to be molested by the boy, and then asked: "Your Highness Euphemia... what's wrong?"

"Euphemia herself is a good boy, but the pattern Tucson is broken, and sometimes naive. She even wants to let the people in the colonial area enjoy the same treatment as the subjects of the empire...How can such a naive and ridiculous wish come true? "

Suzaku: ...Compared to you at the kindergarten level, Your Highness Euphemia is obviously much better!

"In short, don't ask too much about the reason for this matter. You just need to remember well and don't get too close to other people. The king will be angry." Igniz withdrew his index finger hooking Suzaku's chin, completely ignoring the shocked expression of the other party after hearing his words.

Putting his hands behind his back, Igniz raised his chin to Suzaku noblely and coldly, and said, "You seem to be serving in Schneizel's special mission now? Your transfer order will be approved soon. , I hope that before you transfer to this king's side, you can strictly abide by the women's morals and protect this king as a good widow."

...Damn it, are you speaking human words!Is what you said really human?Strictly abide by women's morals, even if you are a widow, do you really know what these words mean!

Just when Suzaku was about to be roasted by the juvenile Lei, Igniz looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, and said vicissitudes: "Shuque, you are a very thoughtful person. The king has always been very optimistic about you... In order to join hands with this king to destroy the world, are you willing to sign a contract with me to become a glorious and great Amway salesman?"

"Hand in hand with me, and use the new ♂power♂Any, which surpasses GEASS and CODE, granted by me, to build a harmonious new society of the proletariat!"

The author has something to say: the door to Any's new world is opening for you.