Fake to destroy the world

After the cheating scriptures were finally charged, Igniz successfully opened the portal to the world of the grandson of the slippery ghost, and once again stepped into the world of monsters that was the end of his life and also the new beginning of his life.

As soon as he stepped into Ukiyo-e Town through the portal, Igniz couldn't help but frowned at the strong evil spirit in this city.When he came here last time, he was still a very stupid and naive human being. Even though he was always obsessed with finding the real monster, he couldn't even detect the slightest trace of the monster, and was passively given by the monster every time. turn up.

And, in the end, he was killed by a monster...

Every time I think about the sword that passed through my chest, Igniz's mood will always become bad involuntarily.Even if the heart-piercing sword did not hurt the body he was using now, the cold pain was like a maggot on the tarsus bone, and he couldn't get rid of it. There will be some cold dull pain.

... For a middle school boy who grew up in a harmonious new society under the red flag, dying in such a primitive way is really a 'novel' experience that he will never forget.

But the current Igniz is completely different from the ignorant young man before. He can see the thick evil spirit all over the Ukiyo-e town, and he can judge that the place where the evil spirit is most concentrated is the Hyakki gathering place.The hopelessly stupid middle school boy can't tell the difference between good intentions and hostility. Sora has the strongest shikigami but was killed by a monster at close range. Now he has extremely high vigilance and will never let any danger approach him. ...

Oh, by the way, the previous shikigami is really useful, and if it is summoned again, it will be a pretty good combat power.

When he had just entered this world and treated all of this as a virtual game, the Lord God was actually quite nice to him.Not only are you free to choose all kinds of weird props, but you even gave him a shikigami for free to protect your safety.And the price for getting all this is that he only needs to collect various snacks and drinks for the main god from the original world.

At that time, Igniz didn't understand why the Lord God bought all kinds of snacks and drinks at a high price. As a result, when he became a salesman and saw the sky-high prices of snacks and drinks sold in the mall, he finally realized the profiteers of the Lord God. Nature.

All seemingly friendly efforts are preparations for more intensified exploitation in the future!

Leaving aside the grievances and resentments between Igniz and the main god that have become a thing of the past, in short, the shikigami assigned to him by the main god is very decisive.Lu Sheng's judgment was not wrong. Of course, Ignis, who takes Chinese class as a physical education class, can't become a high-end, foreign-style profession like Onmyoji. The dangerous aura felt by other monsters in him also belongs to his style. breath of god.

The god Yanhuang Uriah is not a monster in this world, but a demon-level monster in another world. It was reproduced by the main god and given to the players as a golden finger.Although it has the appearance of a long flame dragon, Uriah, the God of Flame Emperor, is not a dragon in essence, but one of the three phantom demons who are feared and hated by people and kept under seal all the year round.

Just from the title of phantom, one can feel that Uriah is not a good thing.In fact, phantoms that are linked to disasters and disasters really have nothing to do with mythical beasts or auspicious things. Whenever phantoms are born, there will inevitably be disasters that will spread to the world.

If the three phantoms, the flame emperor Uria, the thunder emperor Harmon, and the phantom emperor Rabiel, gather together, the life energy of the whole world will be absorbed by the three phantoms, turning the whole world into an uninhabited place of death.And the three phantoms who have absorbed the vitality of the whole world will gain eternal life and turn the world covered in dead silence into their own paradise.

Such a setting that attracts disasters or even absorbs the energy of life in the world, of course, the main god will not slip up and copy it together when it is reproduced.But even Uriah, who has been weakened and unable to bring disasters, has the terrifying power to make the earth tremble.

As the God Flame Emperor among the three phantom demons, Uriah possesses the ability to manipulate the flames of hell as the name suggests.The flames spouted from its dragon mouth can burn everything in the world to ashes, not only material objects and bodies, but even conceptual enchantments and spells cannot escape the burning of divine flames. As a golden finger , Uriah is really the most suitable foreign aid.

But to drive such a powerful shikigami, the amount of spiritual power required is staggering.In the past, the second-year middle school boy needed to buy all the pocket money he had accumulated into snacks and drinks in order to exchange it from the main god for the spiritual power that was barely enough to supply Uriah.Even Igniz, who has now attributed the power of the main god to himself, cannot provide unlimited supply of Uriah's materialization and reside in the real world.

Using the power of the holy scriptures, Igniz once again classified Uriah, who was reproduced by the main god, as his shikigami.The feeling of being surrounded by warm flames and lingering heat around his side was felt by Igniz for a long time, which made Igniz, who had no fighting power yet, feel an inexplicable sense of security.

As the great new world Cammy, Igniz he is back!

"Hmph, I need a shrine that matches my noble status, so as to highlight my greatness!"

After thinking about it for a long time, Igniz still felt that the evil spirit all over the Ukiyo-e town was too obtrusive. If he stayed in such a place for a long time, his grade would even be lowered.So Igniz, who was very jumpy in thinking, forgot about finding Lu Sheng to settle accounts and so on, and was gearing up to build a luxurious shrine for himself to enjoy the taste of being worshiped.

But if you want to build a shrine, you need land, manpower and materials.The land can also be found at the edge of the forest to occupy it, and the materials can also be obtained locally in the forest, but what should be done about the most critical manpower?

"I can't help it. Although the monsters are ugly and inferior, and they are all war scum, it's not bad to catch them with rough skin and thick flesh to do physical work." Igniz said to himself He murmured to himself, "No, how can a monster with such an ugly name become my king's subordinate? That's too low-grade..."

"That's right! Since the monsters are too ugly, it would be good if I turned them into envoys! Hahahahaha, this king is indeed the world's number one genius!"

Igniz, who said that the wind is the rain, has always been a practical man whose actions follow his brain.In order to be able to establish his own shrine as soon as possible, Igniz decisively began to wander in Ukiyo-e Town to catch the young man!

[Ding dong, a wild little monster has spawned, may I choose to fight or run away? 】Igniz held the scriptures in his hand, looked at the little monster who was still confused and didn’t know why humans could see himself, and said: “You monster who lost the way of life, would you like to be with me? How about this king signing a contract to become the envoy of God under this throne?"

"...Hahahaha, this guy must be out of his mind." The little monster said to himself as he prepared to bypass Igniz and move on, "Also, how can humans see me in the daytime? Permanently invisible starman!"

Igniz stopped the little monster who wanted to move on sideways, and continued to ask repeatedly with a pitiful smile: "You monster who lost his way on the road of life, would you like to sign a contract with me?" , become the envoy of God under this throne?"

After being stopped by Igniz twice in a row, the little monster also became angry. Even if he is just a little monster, he still has the dignity of a monster, okay? What does it mean to stop him and harass him all day long!

The furious little monster took out a thick cucumber that was as strong as a monster from the crotch, and the cucumber skin had a pitted surface, just looking at it was enough to scare the cute boy Zhizhi to kneel on the ground.The little monster danced around in front of the boy with a thick cucumber, and yelled triumphantly: "If you are sensible, let me get out of the way, or I will blow you up..."

"Stupid monsters, dare to resist the king who is a god - he deserves to be punished!"

Igniz, who was still smiling just now, changed his face instantly. Before the little monster could understand what was going on, he picked up a scripture that was as hard as a brick and as thick as an Oxford dictionary and smeared it on the little monster's face. Directly take the person's face that has no three-dimensional effect and make it into a two-dimensional plane.

Igniz still seemed dissatisfied with this alone, and continued to cover his face with the scripture, until finally the little monster's face had turned into an indented shape before he stopped contentedly.

"You monster who have lost their way forward on the road of life, are you willing to sign a contract with this king and become the envoy of God under this throne?"

"Big... small, small willing." Seeing that the thick cucumber, which was his strongest weapon, was easily smashed by the opponent, the little monster's courage, which was originally small, was completely frightened, and he hurriedly Begging for mercy, "Your Majesty, if you want the little ones to go east, the little ones will never dare to go west, and if you want the little ones to touch the dogs, the little ones will never dare to steal chickens!"

Igniz gave a thumbs-up to the child-teachable little monster in his heart, then put away the sacrificial weapon that was covered in blood on the little monster's face, and said with an upright expression: "Since you have already Sincerely begging this king to accept you, then this king can’t waste your innocent heart...Report your name, from now on you will be a slave under this king’s whip and candle...Oh no, it’s my throne The next god made it."

The little monster just wanted to say his name to show his sincerity, but he was frightened by the second half of the sentence that the young man accidentally blurted out, crying and crying with his two-dimensional ugly face: "Your Majesty, you want to be a little kid!" Just do whatever is small, so can we not sign any contracts?"

"Don't sign a contract? How dare you say that you don't sign a contract in front of the king who is the product manager of Amway?! Against him, [-] wives will be biued one by one!" Angry, he pressed the sacred book in his hand against the mouth of the little monster's chrysanthemum and asked, "Do you sign it? Ah, do you sign it? If you don't sign it, I will stuff this thing into your little chrysanthemum!"

Such a deep and thick blackboard book was pressed against his innocent chrysanthemum, and the little monster was frightened to death, and begged for mercy in a crying voice: "My lord, please forgive me, the younger ones have the old and the younger... I signed the contract." That's it!"

"That's right, good boy, I will reward you with a candy later." Igniz nodded with satisfaction, flipped open the scripture "False Truth" in his hand, and asked the little monster, "Now, State your name."

"The small, small ones are called Tu Fei Yuan Tan Er..."

The moment the little monster announced his real name, a stream of silver-white light leaped out from the opened scripture, and rushed straight into the center of the little monster's eyebrows.Before the frightened and crying little monster could calm down its beating heart, the silver-white streamer that connected the holy scriptures with its eyebrows disappeared.

At the same time, on the blank page of the scripture held by the young man, the name 'Do Fei Yuan Suan Er' appeared...

"With such a tyrannical and cool name, do your parents have revenge on you for killing your father?" Igniz looked at the name engraved on the page with disgust, and said to himself, "There is no way. , then I can only give you a high-end foreign name again... Well, Richard, Richard Tyson, from today onwards your name will be Richard Tyson!"

The moment Igniz's voice fell, the 'Dohi Madoka' recorded in the scriptures was covered with silver light and turned into 'Richard Tyson', and the little monster commensurate with the name Dohi Madoka was also covered in white light. When the radiance faded away, he turned into a human child who was only about ten years old with freckles on his face.

So fat and round... No, it was Richard Tyson who looked at his young and beautiful body in disbelief, and suddenly his waist was no longer sore or painful, and he knelt on the ground and hugged him. The boy's thigh howled: "My lord, no, the great immortal's supernatural powers are boundless! The little one's admiration for you is like a torrent of river water..."

"Go away, I've heard Bismarck's sycophant tell me I'm tired of this set." Igniz kicked away the grateful Richard who had been developed into a downline salesman by him, and straightened his collar proudly. Said, "Since you have become a glorious member of my big Amway MLM group, then you have to take the promotion of Amway as your own responsibility in the future... Why don't I tell you this, go and build a shrine for the king. You can't do it without a shrine. You want to sleep on the road, you know!"

"Hey, the little one got it! The little one is going to build a shrine for the king right away!"

After finishing speaking, Richard disappeared in front of Igniz as quickly as the wind. The energy of building a harmonious new society made the young man dumbfounded. Could this be the effect after using up Amway? !

In fact, when the king asked me to use Amway at the beginning, I refused.Because you can't let me use Amway, I will use Amway immediately.First of all, I have to face a few times, because I don’t want to add some special effects after using up Amway, such as my two-dimensional plane face, “Boom”, it is very flat and smooth. If I come out, I will definitely scold me. I don’t have such a face at all, which proves that the face I used before using Amway is fake.

Later, by using Amway products, I learned that it is indeed a good brainwashing product.I have only used Amway once or so, and it is very obvious that my IQ has been reduced to the level of a ten-year-old child.Later, when I was promoting Amway, I also asked them not to add special effects, because I wanted to let the onlookers see that this is how I look after using Amway products, and you will look like this after using Amway products.

↑The above speech is from Richard's heartwarming Amway sales speech, and Igniz does not assume any legal responsibility for it.

"Really... I haven't told him where the shrine is going to be built yet." Igniz shrugged, "Forget it, let him go to work for nothing, I'll catch a few more young men..."

As Igniz's activity of catching young men became more and more aggressive, the urban legend of "There is a monster who eats monsters in Ukiyo-e Town" became more and more popular.There are too many little monsters that have inexplicably disappeared in Ukiyo-e Town recently. Many monsters that were visible yesterday suddenly disappeared the next day, and they could not be found anywhere as if they had evaporated out of thin air.

Countless relevant people, irrelevant people, smart people, smart people who thought they were smart, came out and expressed their opinions, saying that there was an extremely terrifying big monster in Ukiyo-e Town, who specially preyed on monsters of the same kind.But all the monsters that are targeted by it will eventually be eaten up with their belts, bones and pants.

The rumors about eating monsters became more and more intense in Ukiyo-e Town, and finally even the Nura group believed it was true and secretly sent guards to protect Rikuo from going to school during the day.But even as the rumors of that terrifying monster grew more and more mysterious, no clues about what it really looked like had leaked out.

After all, all the youkai who met it disappeared.

According to a lucky person who parted with his friend in the next street, and the friend was immediately eaten by the ogre monster, the big monster cast a hideous shadow on the wall under the dim light of the street lamp at night, probably It has [-] heads, six arms, and a bloody mouth that can swallow an adult-sized monster in one gulp.

What made the memory of the only lucky one who survived from the mouth of the monster-eater still fresh is that before the monster-eating monster ate monsters again, he would ask a question in a gentle, clear, boyish voice——

"You monster who have lost their way forward on the road of life, are you willing to sign a contract with this king and become the envoy of God under this throne?"

Regarding the urban legends of monster eaters and monsters, most of the monsters in Ukiyo-e Town would rather believe it or not. An urban legend that no demon survived after being seen by a demon-eating monster.

However, among the group of monsters who were frightened by the monster-eating monsters all day long, there was a one-armed monster called Horned Ghost who was quite dismissive of this, thinking that this was just a rumor to frighten himself. I can't believe such nonsense rumors.

"A monster who specializes in eating monsters, how can such a monster like a traitor exist!"

Kakugoki, who sneers at urban legends, still walks alone in the Ukiyo-e town at night, not paying attention to the strange disappearance of so many little monsters before.And the horned ghost's self-confidence lasted until he was stopped by a blond human boy who couldn't see his face from a distance under the dim streetlight.

When the horned ghost was entangled in fear and couldn't move, the blond boy approached him step by step, and finally came to the horned ghost with weak feet, and a look of high spirits appeared on his handsome appearance.

"It's really great. I can't find any monsters coming out alone recently. I've started to investigate whether it's time to start dealing with monsters in a duo. Fortunately, you're here!" She grinned, revealing two shallow dimples, "You monster who lost his way on the road of life, are you willing to sign a contract with this king and become the envoy of God under this throne?"

On that day, Kakugakugi finally recalled the horror once dominated by urban legends, and the humiliation of facing the legendary protagonist who was too frightened to move.

The next day, the horned ghost who always liked to yell 'urban legends are deceiving' disappeared.

The author has something to say: the second update will be released later, and the plot of the slippery ghost will start from the next chapter It will start later Richard Tyson = you ♂ inserted ♂ too deep ♂