Ghosts have fairies

After returning to his room, Qi Tong lay on the bed and glanced at the two newly added people tonight.

Tang Cheng is a typical high school student, his profile picture is the four characters of coquettish - he must pass every exam, and the circle of friends is also full of all kinds of plenums who worship koi and pray for exams.

[Tang Cheng: Brother Tong, don't forget to push Brother He Zhen's WeChat to me. 】

Their chat records stopped at each other's line, and it was approaching midnight, Qi Tong didn't want to disturb the teenagers at this point, and silently decided to send He Zhen's WeChat business card tomorrow.

After exiting the chat box, he clicked on the Yunwaixin of the person sleeping next door to him. He Zhen's circle of friends has no content, not the kind that is blocked from others, it really has no content at all, just like his life There was nothing interesting and new to share, Qi Tong couldn't help but frowned, and clicked on He Zhen's profile picture - it was the back of a little tumbler, standing at the bottom right of a quaint window sill.

With two fingers, Qi Tong magnified the head several times. He is very familiar with the back of this tumbler—isn't it the little thing in the illusion that he never let him look at the face!

But obviously there are two tumblers, why did He Zhen only put this one?

"There was a talk about one a long, long time ago."

"He forgot about me."

"For a pair, it doesn't make sense to leave one."

An idea was clamoring wildly in his mind.

Fuck!Qi Tong turned over and thought in horror: That tumbler that fell into the fire, couldn't it be He Zhenke's ex-wife?No wonder he threw the one he looked like into it to "die for love"!

******

The next day, Qi Tong was woken up by the vibrating sound of his mobile phone. With his eyes closed, he touched something that disturbed his sleep, and skillfully swipe a little on the screen, and the vibrating sound was instantly cut off at his fingertips.

He pushed the phone under the pillow, turned over and was about to fall asleep again, when he was about to fall asleep, there was a sudden buzzing sound from under the pillow.

"Tsk!"

Qi Tong lifted the quilt and sat up, took out his phone and glanced at it. The five big characters "Most Handsome Middle-aged and Elderly" showed his presence on the screen. Looking up, a line of small characters "7:04 in the morning" hung on the top of the phone. Qi Tongsheng fell back under the bed without love, turned on the handset and began to condemn: "I said, Dad, it's only seven o'clock in the morning! You don't want to dance in the square at this time, you are planning to pull me up to you Beat the beat?"

The person on the other end of the phone snorted, "Who are you talking about as middle-aged and elderly?! Your father is now walking around the human world, and there are a bunch of little girls chasing after him calling him brother."

Qi Tong couldn't help rolling his eyes, and when he turned, all the indoor scenes came into view, and he sat up again in a jerk, and it took several minutes for the tense muscles to relax.

I almost forgot, I'm married.Qi Tong sighed weakly in his heart.

"Speak! Brat, fell asleep again? Was it so intense last night?"

The word "marriage" was still floating in Qi Tong's mind, and when he suddenly heard Pluto's "fierce", his brain instantly intertwined and extended the four words, and some kind of picture that needed grading was about to be shown in high-definition in his mind, Qi Tong hurriedly Shaking his head to shake the picture out, he said angrily, "What's so intense? What are you thinking? We didn't sleep in the same room at all!"

"..." The person on the other end of the phone was stunned for a while, and suddenly a chuckle came over, and then the chuckle turned into an unstoppable laugh, "I mean, you broke into the house last night. What do you think I'm talking about in the illusion that I entered?"

Qi Tong: "..."

Qi Tong: "The user you dialed has shut down..."

"Hahahahaha, that's enough, that's enough, I won't tease you." Pluto coughed artificially, and said in a serious voice: "Impermanence has already given me the bone lamp, and the evil magic of the bone lamp has almost disappeared in the Three Realms." Thousands of years, now suddenly floated into the world, can harm so many people under our noses, the power behind the scenes is extraordinary. Did you find any clues in the illusion?"

"The man who controls the Dry Bones Illusion is a lonely soul whose lifespan has expired more than ten years ago. He only knows to help him avoid ghosts, set up illusions, and promise to bring him back to life in his own appearance. The robed man." Qi Tong sat cross-legged in the middle of the bed, and thought for a while, "And that white robed man is collecting apex blood."

There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, and Pluto said again: "Okay, I'll send the ghost general to check the lamp first, and you take some time to go back to the underworld and tell me the specific situation in the illusion. By the way, He Zhen Did you go in with you last night?"

"Ah."

"How about it?"

"This time there are no omissions or accidental injuries. It's all thanks to him that those dead bones can enter reincarnation." Qi Tong rolled his eyes and asked, "Do you want to take him with you when you return to the underworld next time?"

"Hmm..." The voice on the other side of the phone paused, "No need for now, just tell me when the time comes."

Qi Tong nodded, and suddenly realized that the other party couldn't see him on the phone, so he hummed again.

"Eh? Son, I have another very important question to ask you."

As soon as he heard that it was a very important matter, Qi Tong concentrated his energy and sat up straight.

"You two..." Pluto's serious tone reached the third word, and he suddenly started joking, "...Did you really consummate the marriage last night?"

"...Farewell."

"Hahahahahahaha! There is such a beautiful woman in the family, and you just covered yourself with a quilt and slept without doing anything? Son, can't you?"

"..." Qi Tong picked up the phone expressionlessly and hung up the phone, blocking his father's devastating laughter in this small square brick.

Sleepiness was completely ruined, he got up and hung up his crooked pajamas, and reluctantly moved to the bathroom of the master bedroom to wash up.When he squeezed the toothpaste, he realized that there were disposable toiletries on the table. He didn’t know whether to complain about how many middle-aged and elderly people have arranged a home into a hotel, or should he be thankful that they didn’t use their indescribable aesthetics to their towels and toothbrush.

He took out a sweater from the closet and put it on, and found that Pluto had sent several more WeChat messages, Qi Tong scanned it carefully, and quickly replied a few words.At this moment, he heard the faint sound of pots and bowls colliding outside the door. Qi Tong put away his mobile phone, walked out curiously, and searched for the sound to find the kitchen.

The morning sun shines through the lattice windows of the kitchen, covering the entire body of the people in front of the glazed counter.He Zhen was wearing a light-colored denim jacket with the sleeves rolled up to the elbows. He was cutting two peeled tomatoes on the chopping board with his head slightly lowered. A small part of his fair neck was exposed in the morning light. Even the tiny fluff becomes crystal clear.

An inexplicable force passed through Qi Tong's head, and walked towards He Zhen with his body. Just when he stretched out his hand to wrap his arms around the other's waist from behind, he stopped quickly and lost his weight. Steady, his forehead hit the sliding door of the kitchen directly.

Fuck!what am i doingWhy would I want to hug someone in such a good mood?

Qi Tong was still in shock, he didn't even care about the pain in his forehead, he was thrashing about amidst the question marks.

"Are you okay?"

Seeing He Zhen turned his head back, Qi Tong coughed in embarrassment, slapped all the question marks in his head, and quickly found the most reasonable explanation—it must have been stimulated by Pluto's "No"!

"Cough...it's okay, what are you doing? Why do you get up so early?"

"Just now I went downstairs and looked around. I didn't see a breakfast shop in the neighborhood, but there is a small supermarket not far from us. I just wanted to buy something to make breakfast by myself." He Zhen put the chopped tomatoes into a big bowl In the middle of the night, I took out two more eggs and beat them into another bowl. In the small milk pot on the other side, the boiling water was gurgling and scalding the noodles. "Go out and wait, it will be ready soon."

Qi Tong didn't go out, instead he came up to him after seeing something novel, "You can actually cook?"

"I will only make a few things, and the taste is not delicious."

As He Zhen spoke, he poured the tomatoes in the bowl into the oiled pan, and with a sizzling sound, the red juice gradually overflowed.When the tomato juice was thicker and thicker, he added some salt and sugar, and he stir-fried a few times, and the tomatoes in the pot gradually became soft and rotten, "Help me take out the noodles from the boiling water, Put it in the bowl filled with clean water for a while."

Hearing this, Qi Tong did it without thinking about anything, and the two stood on one side, He Zhen poured the prepared pot of hot water into the pot, and poured the egg liquid into it, and it was bright red and attractive immediately. The soup rolled up with golden egg flowers, and the tempting aroma rolled up from the nose, teasing Qi Tong's stomach.

"It smells so good." Qi Tong divided the water-soaked noodles into two soup bowls, and couldn't help swallowing when he saw the rich soup, "Compared to a kitchen like mine that has never been in, you It's like a master chef."

He Zhen was staring at the bubbles in the soup, and raised his eyebrows when he heard this, "Haven't you tried it once?"

"How dare you! If I blow up the kitchen, I will probably be made fun of until the next century."

The corners of the lips of the people around him curled up. Although it was only the second day of their acquaintance, Qi Tong especially liked to see him smile, like a soft cat crawling into his arms, rubbing against him makes people feel weak.

The soft kitten reached out and turned off the fire, took the spoon and poured the tomato and egg soup into the noodles.Qi Tong brought two breakfasts to the dining table. The combination of delicious soup noodles and simple wooden dining table formed a warm and harmonious picture. He couldn't help but took out his mobile phone to take a picture while He Zhen was holding the chopsticks.

"What time is your friend coming in the afternoon?" He Zhen asked suddenly after sitting down opposite Qi Tong.

"I asked them to come over around 04:30." Qi Tong said as he picked out a chopstick of noodles and stuffed them into his mouth. The rich tomato flavor wrapped around each noodle, "It's delicious!"

He Zhen nodded, "It's about the same time as my two friends. I'll go to the shopping mall and home furnishing city later. Do you want to go together?"

The young master of the underworld, who had never had any experience in shopping for vegetables or buying furniture, was suddenly very curious, "Okay, where shall we have lunch?" The person who had eaten the noodles had breakfast in his hand, and he was already looking forward to lunch .

In the end, under Qi Tong's anticipation, He Zhen cruelly decided to have lunch outside.Knowing that there is no more good food, Qi Tong reluctantly hugged his tomato egg noodles, so much that there was not even a mouthful of soup left.

He Zhen looked at him amusedly, like a child, leaving the egg covered in tomato sauce until the end to eat slowly, and then very consciously washed the pots and dishes, and said with a smile: "I know very little. This is the only way to do it, so it is more proficient, don't be deceived by a bowl of noodles."

"Yeah." Qi Tong just regretted it for a moment, after all, the two are not in a de facto marriage relationship, so there is no reason to keep pestering others to cook for him, "I will ask Uncle Fang to help me order a table of dishes later, and deliver them in the evening. By the way, are you drinking?"

"Coconut water is fine." He Zhen answered without thinking.

Qi Tong paused while washing the dishes. He likes to drink coconut water the most. Is it a coincidence?Or does He Zhen know?

******

"Add the comb, too." The two of them simply tidied up and left the door. Qi Tong couldn't help complaining when he saw He Zhen's memo: "God knows what they think, they actually put disposable toiletries in the bathroom. My comb broke into three pieces when I dropped it." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and shook it in front of He Zhen, "Fortunately, this face can be punched, and a five-finger comb can be handsome even with a random strand."

He Zhen also knocked the comb into the phone, and said with a smile, "Yes, yes, you are the prettiest."

As soon as the words were finished, Qi Tong suddenly leaned in front of him and looked at him carefully. He Zhenben lowered his head to type, and when he noticed the other party's movements, he raised his head and blinked in bewilderment, "What do you think I am doing?"

Qi Tong looked into his eyes, recalled the half-smeared red gauze that he picked up in the illusion last night, couldn't help but slightly raised the corners of his mouth, and said, "It's not as good as you."

The ears of the person who was praised turned crimson, and Qi Tong smiled and straightened up and put his shoulders on his shoulders, "You said you are so good-looking, why don't you post more selfies? Posting in the circle of friends is simply refreshing the soul Is the average appearance good?"

"I don't often..."

"I don't go out very often, and I don't see people often." Qi Tong has learned to answer quickly, "Does the Emperor and Empress think they are raising a daughter? Why doesn't the educational concept iterate and upgrade with the development of society?"

Just as He Zhen was about to speak, the people around him embraced him, turned on the front camera of the phone and held it in front of him, "Come on, let's take a picture."

"Don't shoot." He Zhen turned his head and struggled vigorously, but the arms around him tightened again.

"Someone is following us." Qi Tong whispered in his ear with this posture, and motioned He Zhen to look at the camera lens in front of him. In addition to showing two outstanding faces in the camera lens, it also included the scene behind them. "We just got married. People who want first-hand gossip can go to Naihe Bridge from here. You see, the ones in the grass on the left are from the underworld, and the ones hiding behind the trees on the right are from your heavenly realm."

"What new things can we shoot for them?"

"Newlyweds, they can make a fuss regardless of their married life and disharmony, and their interest will fade after four or five days on the hot search." Qi Tong took advantage of He Zhen to look at him, and quickly took a picture. "However, if we debut as two pairs, it will be another story. To put it modestly, we will live on Hot Search for about 20 days a month."

"..." He Zhen couldn't figure out where he was being modest, and he was not interested in knowing how others talked about his married life, so he let Qi Tong hold his shoulders and slipped into the furniture with the paparazzi behind him. city.

******

The big things in the house have basically been neatly arranged. They only looked around at the furniture that is urgently needed at the moment. The other two who can wait for a while decided to choose online, and the Three Realms free shipping and home delivery.

It was the first time for both of them to do this kind of thing, but Qi Tong was obviously much more curious than the other one. From the moment he entered the store, He Zhen noticed that even his eyes were shining with excitement, as if he had played for the first time. Just like the children in every family.

After discussing with him, He Zhen chose a shelf, two storage cabinets, some plate holders and cup holders, and then followed Qi Tong and let him play by himself.

Qi Tong pushed the trolley around the daily necessities shelf for a few times, and picked out the tableware, cups and toiletry utensils neatly. Just when he was wondering whether to choose the pair of small dinosaur mouthwash cups on the left or the one on the right When a pair of giant panda mouthwash cups, a moderate voice came from behind him.

"Look at people's consciousness, no matter what they choose, they will choose a couple." A young girl poked her boyfriend's arm with one hand, and pointed at Qi Tong's cart with the other, "Look at what you picked again, At first glance, I thought it was copied and pasted, why can't we have a special style? Exclusive patterns? Matching colors? Don't we deserve it?"

It was probably a young couple who had just married or was about to get married. Although the girl was scolding in her mouth, there was not much anger on her face.After listening to her words, Qi Tong realized that all the things he picked, except for the ordinary combination, he actually unconsciously picked another set for himself and He Zhen, which was the most special and looked like a pair.Not only the bowls, cups, and the gargling cups he was struggling with, but even the chopsticks he picked out two different pairs.

"..." I said I was unintentional, does anyone believe it?Qi Tong turned to He Zhen, but when the words came to his lips, they changed into: "Would you like a dinosaur or a panda for the mouthwash cup?"