Ghosts have fairies

He Zhen calculated the time, he started to retreat the day after tomorrow, he had to go to Leyou Mountain one night in advance, and on the day of leaving the customs, he and Qi Tong could pick up the little rice dumplings.On the other side, Qi Tong was unwilling and could only murmur in his heart, planning to go to the medical clinic to take another look at the little rice dumplings, and then take He Zhen back to the human world to pack his things.

Neither of them had ever raised a child, let alone a child of this form. Although the medical officer said that it would be fine to take care of an ordinary child, he obviously overestimated them.Qi Tong counted for him with his fingers, the couple are nearly 300 years old together, and their spiritual strength is about [-] years, but they haven't even gotten along with a three-year-old child.

The medical officer slapped him on the head resentfully, "This kid is very obedient, even more obedient than you when you were three hundred years old."

Qi Tong opened his mouth to refute, but then he thought about what he did when he was three hundred years old?It seems that I stumbled into the famous Spring Breeze Building in Youdu by mistake. At first I thought it was some kind of Yuefu, a teaching workshop for self-cultivation, but after wandering around and hearing the groaning in a certain room, I finally realized what kind of place it was. His face flushed, his anger shot straight to his forehead, he grabbed the boss by the collar and began to force him into prostitution.

Seeing Qi Tong's expression, the medical officer teased, "Remember?"

Qi Tong coughed in embarrassment, "I'm too pure!"

On the other side, He Zhen, who was measuring the size of the little zongzi, happened to hear his words, and turned to look at the two of them in doubt, "What are you talking about?"

The medical officer unceremoniously picked up Qi Tonghei's history, "Talking about this kid's three hundred years old, he blushes with shame when talking about Huanai."

He Zhen raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, Qi Tong was not convinced, and wanted to recruit a teammate, so he asked He Zhen, "Did you understand this when you were three hundred years old?"

"Cough..." He Zhen turned back silently and covered Xiao Zongzi's ears.

Qi Tong sharply saw He Zhen's red neck and ear tips.

Depend on!Sure enough, it was me who was embarrassed in the end.This was Qi Tong's first thought.

Why wasn't I the one who met the [-]-year-old little Hezhen!This was Qi Tong's second thought.

***

It was already past meal time when we returned to the human world, He Zhen didn't think about it, and pulled Qi Tong straight to the Jiangnan restaurant at the entrance of the community.When Qi Tong saw the signboard, his eyelids twitched, he held He Zhen's hand behind his back and took him to his hot pot restaurant for a meal.

"By the way, what do you eat when you are retreating in Leyou Mountain?" After taking a bath, Qi Tong wiped his hair and walked to the door of He Zhen's room, watching him pack his things, "Isn't it the aura of heaven and earth and the essence of the sun and the moon? "

He Zhen didn't have many things to bring, so he packed a backpack, and he laughed when he heard Qi Tong's words, "It's not as fairy-like as you think, Leyou Mountain has a kitchen, although the taste is not special to me. Like it, but won't go hungry."

Qi Tong gave a vague oh, and He Zhen couldn't help asking, seeing him looking dazed all day long, "Are you afraid of bringing up children?"

"I'm worried that I will lead the child astray." Qi Tong walked in and sat on the chair in the room, "I saw a very cute child in the human world when I was a child, he was only four or five years old, not as big as the two of us. Now the knee is high." He gestured a height with his hand, and said: "It's really cute, I went up and pinched him for a while, and made him cry."

He Zhen paused, seemingly unintentionally asked: "And then? How to coax it?"

"I forgot." Qi Tong put the towel for wiping his hair on the back of the chair, and sighed, "Don't talk about how to coax it, I forget whether I coaxed people or not."

"Just ask your dad." Seeing that the hair on the back of his head was still dripping, He Zhen took out the hair dryer from the drawer and stood behind him to help him blow it up.

Qi Tong thinks it's okay, anyway, it's a matter of childhood, Pluto probably won't disagree if he's curious.But what was wrong, he looked up at the person standing behind him, "How do you know that I went to the human world with my father?"

One of them was sitting, and the other was standing behind them. Qi Tong leaned back like this, and his head was pressed against He Zhen's waist and abdomen. There were a few water marks on the clothes at that place. He Zhen looked at this With his handsome facial features, he suddenly felt a little heat on his cheeks. He held the back of the man's head to straighten him up, and continued to blow his hair carefully, "Didn't you say that was when you were young? You wouldn't have slipped into the human world by yourself when you were young." Did you play?"

Qi Tong nodded, and didn't continue to dwell on this matter, "Do you think we need to find someone to learn from?"

"What sutra? How to take care of the child?" He Zhen rubbed his fingertips against the man's scalp, and said helplessly, "Little Zongzi is five years old and very sensible. You don't have to be nervous like a father-to-be. Besides, beside you Does anyone have experience raising babies?"

Qi Tong scanned the people he knew in his mind, and took out his mobile phone to look through the address book.

No, really no.

"Why don't you ask Pluto?" He Zhen looked at his movements and said suddenly.

"Ah?" Qi Tong turned to look at him with a puzzled face, as if he had told a bad joke.

"Didn't Pluto raise you well?"

"My dad may be the first to disagree with this." That's what he said, but after being praised by his sweetheart, Qi Tong was still happy, "Why don't you say that the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen of Heaven don't have a baby? Otherwise, you can find the Queen of Heaven Get some groceries."

"There will be dry goods, but it's too early to ask."

Qi Tong was taken aback, "Too early?"

"Don't you wonder why when I was staying in the hospital two days ago, the Emperor of Heaven didn't let Heaven come to see me in the underworld?" Feeling that the hair in his hand was dry, He Zhen turned off the hair dryer and pulled the power cord out of the way. Wrap around the handle of the hair dryer, "Because Tianhou is pregnant."

"..." Qi Tong's face went blank for a moment, "Middle-aged people nowadays...have a strong sense of late pregnancy...huh?"

He Zhen seemed to be amused by his words, and put the hair dryer into the drawer with the corner of his mouth hooked.Qi Tong looked at his side face, this person probably didn't have a good life for a few days since he was a child, and now the queen who loves him more has her own child, will this little fairy be bullied in heaven in the future?

"It's okay, your in-law's family will love you in the future." Qi Tong said as he pulled him into a hug.

A sound of breath came from the top of his head, Qi Tong looked up, He Zhen stared at him and laughed until his shoulders trembled, the man stretched out his hand and put his palm against his forehead to push him away, "Are you thinking about it?" What family ethics drama?"

"I'm really concerned about your quality of life in the future."

He Zhen's expression did seem normal, "It has nothing to do with me that the Emperor of Heaven and the Empress of Heaven will have a baby. After the marriage, I should not live in the Heaven Realm anymore."

Um?Qi Tong blinked, as if a shining star appeared above his head.Could this... mean that you intend to establish a long-term marriage with me?

Probably because he realized that his words were ambiguous, He Zhen turned his head nervously, and explained dryly: "I mean, I plan to immigrate to the human world after the three-year marriage contract ends."

It would be better to marry directly into the underworld!

Qi Tong was muttering in his heart when he suddenly saw two tumblers jumping up from the table beside him. On He Zhen's table was a model of a Jiangnan folk house with white walls and black tiles. The little He Zhen tumbler jumped in front of the gate of the house and swayed his chubby body , Xiao Qitong ran to the window next to the gate and poked his head out. At first glance, he looked like a young man peeking at his sweetheart.

The position of the tumbler in front of him happened to form a good composition. Qi Tong glanced at He Zhen, and found that the other party was walking to the closet looking for something. While no one was paying attention, he secretly took out the mobile phone in his pocket, and quickly I took a few photos of the two tumblers.

***

The next day, the two woke up early, and went to the mall together to buy toiletries and daily necessities for children. Qi Tong had no idea about raising a baby, so he pointed to a feeding bottle and asked He Zhen seriously if he needed to prepare this. , He Zhen was choked alive, and almost couldn't laugh out his tears.

"If you were as big as Xiao Zongzi, what kind of toy would you like?" Qi Tong suddenly asked when the two of them pushed the shopping cart and passed the toy area.

"When Xiao Zongzi and I were the same age, except for the royal family, most of the children were playing with mud, right?" He Zhen said with a smile, "I don't have anything to play with. I'm probably more interested in eating."

"Then what do you want to eat?"

He Zhen tapped the push rod of the shopping cart, thought for a moment and said, "Mung bean cake, and sugar man."

Qi Tong nodded thoughtfully, took out his phone to check the time, and couldn't help but quicken his pace, "Go shopping? Go back and have lunch early, and you can sleep before leaving."

As if hearing something unexpected, He Zhen paused, "You want to cook yourself?"

Seeing his expression, Qi Tong raised his eyebrows and said, "Yeah, what's the matter? Don't believe I can handle a lunch?"

"Don't you find cooking troublesome?" He Zhen asked hesitantly.

"No, cooking is the same as eating, it makes me feel very happy." Qi Tong looked at him, suddenly laughed, and pushed the shopping cart to the fresh food area.A song that cannot be named was played in a loop in the shopping mall, and the singing sound was mixed with the voices of the surrounding people. Qi Tong passed through the noise and accurately brushed He Zhen's ears. Of the blurry background sound, only Qi Tong's voice was warm, making him itchy when it rubbed against his ear.

"Especially cooking for you and watching you eat."

Because of time constraints, Qi Tong didn't make the lunch too complicated. He remembered that when he was a guest at Wang Ling's house, He Zhen liked to drink her winter melon soup. After the Wannianzhong incident happened, he didn't have the chance to ask others for advice. I found a recipe to teach myself, and I really cooked him a pot of rich and delicious winter melon soup.

He ate hot pot last night, and he plans to eat lighter today.I bought a fish and steamed it with scallions and ginger, and made another pork ribs in black bean sauce, and finally added a baby dish with soup. It is simple and nutritious. The important thing is that He Zhen eats it very happily. Every time this person eats something he likes Everything looks like a happy hamster, Qi Tong can't help but want to kiss that face.

After the meal, He Zhen rushed to wash the dishes, and just as he wiped his hands and walked out of the kitchen door, a pair of hands suddenly wrapped his arms around his waist from behind. He was startled, and before he could react, he suddenly stepped lightly .

——Qi Tong actually carried him directly onto the electronic scale...

Although he doesn't pay much attention to weight like girls, He Zhen still struggled to break his hand away in embarrassment, "How can anyone weigh themselves right after eating?"

Qi Tong's arms around his waist were not moved at all, he bent slightly, his chin was still resting on He Zhen's shoulder, and he was staring at the numbers on the electronic scale seriously, "Tsk, why are you so thin? Huh? When you go to Leyou Mountain for a month, you have to eat well. Don’t just stop eating if you don’t like the taste. I’ll check your weight when you come back. It’s not even a catty lighter than now.”

"Do you know?" He Zhen leaned back suddenly relaxed, but did not dare to release all his strength. Qi Tong turned his head to look at him when he heard the words, only to see He Zhen suddenly laughed, his breath carried his body Trembling slightly, I only heard him say: "Every time you control me, you are especially like a strict father."

Qi Tong: "..."

He Zhen: "So you don't need to be anxious, isn't this quite talented."

Qi Tong felt that this was not a compliment, so he nodded perfunctorily, "Well..."

He Zhen smiled and said, "Just don't give me a pacifier and crotch pants."

The young master of the underworld didn't want to continue this topic, and asked dryly: "How will you go to Leyou Mountain later?"

"Go by car." He Zhen got off the scale, went around to his bedroom and took out his backpack, "I can't fly in violation of the regulations, can I?"

"There is still a school bus in Leyou Mountain?" Seemingly finding it very interesting, Qi Tong blinked with curiosity, and even rubbed his palms expectantly, "Can I see you off?"

"It's not a spring outing, where can I get the school bus to pick me up?"

"Then you don't have a high-altitude flight certificate, so you can't walk there?" Speaking of breaking the certificate, Qi Tong wanted to complain, how many gods, ghosts and ghosts have not been caught flying illegally, only He Zhen, a little cabbage under the fence, can't If you don't follow the rules, the Emperor of Heaven has this spare time to fly with a certificate, and he doesn't know how many traffic policemen to arrange, even if there is not enough manpower to send dogs.

After confirming that he didn't miss anything, He Zhen opened the refrigerator and took out a handful of lychees, peeled one of them, the plump and crystal-clear flesh was wrapped in sweet juice, the lychees of this season are the sweetest, He Zhen lowered his head After carefully peeling the skin, he became a happy hamster again. After tasting two big hamsters, he answered Qi Tong's question with satisfaction: "Moon God will drive me there later."

"Chang Xi?" As soon as the name was mentioned, the luxury car drifting in front of the Rongding Building seemed to appear in the mind again. The corners of Qi Tong's mouth twitched. He originally thought that after WeChat Business and nightclubs, this guy was going to shoot short videos to become an Internet celebrity, "Did Luna take over another side job as an online car-hailing driver?"

He Zhen was putting the peeled lychees into a cup, when he heard this, his hands were a little distorted, he turned his head to look at Qi Tong, with pleading eyes, "Promise me, you must never Provide him with this kind of inspiration. When he was racing in the Moon Palace, Tianyu Mountain God happened to go to his place to walk his dog. Halfway through the walk, the dog's leash broke, and the dog ran forward madly when he was excited, and ran into Chang Xi at a corner. Chang Xi reacted quickly to avoid hitting it, but the body wiped off half of the dog's hair. Tianyu Mountain God quarreled about this for several days, and everyone's ears hurt after hearing it. There is a speed limit, so that Chang Xi does not miss any chance to go down to drive, Tianhou asked him to pick me up this time, he has been excited for two days."

"..."

First, Sanxian accidentally married a pig from a farmer's family, and then there was a mountain god walking a dog and a moon god racing a car and causing a traffic accident. Are all the strange flowers in the heavens blooming so colorfully?

***

"Hey, don't you want your wife to come and see you off?" Chang Xi supported the steering wheel with one hand, smiling brightly at the couple in the back seat.

Hearing the word "wife" made Qi Tong feel refreshed all over, and he didn't even feel so uncomfortable about being separated for a month. While he was happy, he didn't forget to worry a little bit. He drove Yan Chuan and Chang Ying with him a few years ago. Going out to play, I once passed by the location of the legendary Leyou Mountain. I wanted to go in and have a look, but I couldn't find the place. It is probably because the sacred mountain has an enchantment.

"Can your car enter Leyou Mountain?" After Qi Tong fastened his seat belt, he remembered that the moon god loves racing, so he leaned over to help He Zhen check it again.

Chang Xi watched his movements and He Zhen's slightly red ear tips, and felt quite relieved by the sudden bowl of dog food in his heart.After Qi Tong checked and got up straight again, he replied: "Tian Hou asked Leyou Mountain God to give me permission to drive my car for a day."

Probably seeing that Qi Tong is here, Luna still wants to maintain her steady image, so she drove quite steadily along the way.Qi Tong thought it would be embarrassing for him to come with him, but he didn't expect that this guy would keep talking all the way, from Nandou Xing Junfei asking him to make bean curd-flavored mooncakes, to Tianyu Mountain God's stupid dog. , The speed of speech is so fast that Qi Tong has not realized until now whether he is scolding the stupid dog raised by Tianyu Mountain God, or calling Tianyu Mountain God like a stupid dog.

Arriving at the location of Leyou Mountain smoothly, Luna turned the steering wheel and drove into a dense forest. The dense branches and leaves completely blocked the car body, and a white fog surrounded the surrounding area. The fog left a semi-circular tunnel in front of their car. , they drove in the direction of this tunnel for 10 minutes.The fog in front of them gradually became thinner, and there seemed to be light ahead, Chang Xi drove them out of the fog smoothly, the wheels touched the dirt, and a road was connected at the end of the fog tunnel.

When the car drove to the top of the mountain, I saw a magnificent hall standing on the top of the mountain at a glance. In front of the hall, I could already see many students who came to retreat and practice. Ruyu's woman also has a high-spirited young man.

"Damn, why is Banmao here?" Chang Xi just stopped the car and suddenly yelled.

Qi Tong looked into his line of sight, and saw a man who looked about the same age as He Zhen was leading a dog passing by. The dog lost half of its hair, and was barking viciously at Chang Xi's car.

"..." This iconic hair, no wonder Chang Xi nicknamed it Banmao, so the one holding the dog leash is probably the God of Tianyu Mountain.

"I said, can you make your son quiet?" Chang Xi opened the car door and walked down, gave the dog a disgusted look, and pointed to the hall on the mountain behind him with his thumb, "The holy place of learning is your dog. Noisiest."

"Hey, little prince, long time no see." Seeing that Qi Tong and He Zhen also got out of the car, Tianyu Mountain God turned around a few times on the two of them with a smile, and finally landed on Qi Tong, "This is The young master of the underworld, right?"

Before Qi Tong could answer, He Zhen spoke first, "Long time no see."

After finishing speaking, he didn't intend to continue the greetings, so he dragged Qi Tong and followed Chang Xi to the hall calmly.

"Hey!" The one who was ignored didn't expect this kind of reaction from him, and there were many passers-by looking at him, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable on his face, "Don't you ask me why I came here?"

"It's not important." He Zhen shook his head.

Tianyu Mountain God followed them on a leash, and said with a chuckle: "God loves the world, learning more things can always help more people, maybe one day you will meet someone who fell from the roof, I can still save his life. Are you right, little prince?"

Was he talking about the Rongding Building?Qi Tong squinted his eyes and quietly sized up the Tianyu Mountain God for a while. He looked young, and his tone of voice was audible and awkward.

"The two are really interesting." This one said again, "The body washes used on the body have different smells. Is this a new way for couples to keep fresh?"

Qi Tong smiled when he heard the words, "It's amazing, you can smell it from such a distance." He raised his chin and pointed to the dog who was sniffing the other's trousers, "Could it be his own?"

Tianyu Mountain God: "Hey, who are you calling a dog!"

He Zhen: "What's wrong with the dog? You look down on dogs?"

Seeing that the young man wanted to let the dog bite someone, Qi Tong smiled and took He Zhen's shoulder.There are more and more people going up the mountain, and many people frequently look at them.

Qi Tong was not at all uncomfortable, after all the Three Realms thought that they had formed a long-term marriage contract, and they stood here as a legitimate couple.The small movements that made his heart beat faster before, are normal but warm and everyday between spouses.

"He Zhen." He leaned close to He Zhen's ear and said softly: "There are so many people, and both of us still wear wedding rings, doesn't it mean that there will be someone gossiping behind us?"

He Zhen blinked, a little confused: "What do you want to express?"

Qi Tong coughed lightly, his heartbeat gradually accelerated, but he could only forcefully maintain his composure.He looked at the person in front of him and suddenly leaned over.

A slight coolness was imprinted on the forehead, and He Zhen's heartbeat seemed to stop suddenly following the overlying temperature.

Qi Tong kissed his forehead on the bustling mountain top.