Rebirth Bias

Lu Ne has never had such an expensive haircut in his two lifetimes combined, and his heart is bleeding. As long as he encounters something shiny and reflective while walking, such as a shallow puddle on the ground, a stainless steel bus stop signpost, let alone a car Rearview mirrors, glass windows, etc., Lu Ne had to stop, take a look at his hair, flick his fingers carefully, and then continue to walk forward.

When the results came out in the afternoon, some families were happy and others were sad. Lu Ne's grades were above average in the re-examination list.I called Mrs. Lu, walked around the place I was very familiar with in my previous life at night, and then went back to the hotel for a good night's sleep. When I woke up, I was suddenly blessed with good luck. I washed my face and brushed my teeth, and combed carefully with a small plastic comb. With that two hundred and five hair, she showed her white teeth in the mirror, then satisfactorily put Li Ning's satchel on her back, and went downstairs to check out.

The number of people in the film school is at least half less than yesterday. The director department that Lu Ne applied for recruited a total of 80 people, and 10 people entered the re-examination. A large group of people were introduced into a lecture hall and watched a movie clip of about [-] minutes. Then give everyone a blank sheet of paper, and ask you to write something interesting to the examiner within an hour.

Lu Ne wanted to raise his head and laugh three times. He had seen this movie, Antonioni's "Eclipse".Although the Internet is popular now, there are still very few movie sources on the Internet. It will be three or four years before Lu Ne sees this movie.In the late 50s, there were two new trends in Italian cinema, completed by Antonioni and Fellini respectively.Fellini is moving towards the new realism of ethics, while Antonioni is moving towards the new realism of psychology.

Lu Ne was like a godsend. He finished the 3000-word essay in one go. It was not enough to fill the entire answer sheet. He even used the back of it. It must be interesting and interesting, and I was intoxicated for a while. I felt that Wang Xizhi was probably in the same state as me after writing "Lanting Collection Preface" drunk. I picked up the pen and wrote "Lu Na No. [-] in the world".

When he walked out of the examination room, Lu Nege felt like he was suffering from euphoria. He felt that the sky was so blue, the grass was so green, the sun was so bright, and even his [-] hair was so handsome.

This lack of good mood lasted until the second round of the re-examination - it turned out that Lu Na was definitely not the real son of Goddess of Fortune. The second round of the re-examination had a very popular and traditional name called "Talent Show". The first reaction was that he went to the wrong place, what a scam, he didn't take the acting department, what kind of talent does he need?Do you know the twenty different names for a small dick?

When I was a child, Lu Na envied the school band. Every Monday when the national flag was raised, there was a neat line, wearing crisp white uniforms, beating small drums and blowing trumpets, not to mention how majestic it was.Sometimes when people in the town marry a bride, they are invited to play music. In the end, each person gets [-] cents to buy a purple ice cream with chocolate on the outside.Lu Ne thought it was a very promising career. He asked Mrs. Lu to learn the trumpet. The old lady lied to him and said that playing the trumpet would make frogs fat (mumps). Lu Ne imagined that, and it was really not It was so beautiful that it seriously affected him holding hands with the most juicy girl in the class, so he gave up.Now Lu Ne's intestines are green with regret.

"Lu Na, Lu Na, is student Lu Na on the 39th here?" The caller was probably a student from the Film Academy, and he was startled when he saw Lu Na looking at him with bitterness and hatred on his face, "Lu Na on the 39th Classmate, it's your turn."

Lu Na took two steps, but couldn't hold back anymore, walked back and corrected, "This word is pronounced Ne, and a gentleman wants to be slow in words but quick in action."

This is another sad place for Lu Na. Ever since he was a child, he has been called Lu Na by many people.He asked Mrs. Lu why he was given such a name. It was not easy to understand at all. At that time, Mrs. Lu was listening to "Sister Cui Going Back to Her Parents" on the radio with her ears sideways, and said without raising her eyelids: " Your father started it, who knew that you were suffering from salivation all day long, if you knew it, you should have called Lu and said." Lu Ne suddenly became more sad.

Standing in front of the three amiable examiners, Lu Ne was actually quite uncertain, but he was good at pretending, anyway, he looked like a confident and calm guy.The examiner sitting in the middle asked Lu Ne, "What are you performing today?"

Lu Na said: "The conditions are limited, so I won't perform complicated performances. Let's make a lively, healthy and zeitgeist according to local conditions—"

The examiner said: "Okay, let's start."

Lu Ne stood with his legs crossed like a pole, took a deep breath, raised his head and chest, and said in a straight voice, "The second set of national radio gymnastics for elementary and middle school students—the time is calling!"

The female teacher who was drinking water suddenly spit out a mouthful of water, Lu Ne's face remained unchanged, and he still had a smile like the sun at eight or nine o'clock. Woke up to do morning exercises so earnestly and piously for the first time, even if I forgot to do the exercises halfway, I can still be as calm as a mountain and stand still and create my own.

In the end, the fat examiner sitting in the middle commented: "You did a good job in the exercises. I will thank the teacher who taught you the exercises when I go back."

Lu Na was suddenly full of worries, standing in the toilet, breaking up the examiner's words while running water, chewing, kneading, and smacking them over and over again, still not sure whether the words were purely a joke or a hint.

Seeing that the students guarding the cordon outside didn't pay attention, they turned over the window of the toilet, and sneaked back out of the window of the examination room.Peeking through the window and peeking in, I saw a cool guy in black standing in the examination room, wearing a pair of black leather pants on a hot day, with straight hair and distinct roots. I don’t know how much hair gel he had applied. At the beginning, the person who sang hard seemed to be facing not three expressionless examiners, but thousands of fans shouting hoarsely. When they sang excitedly, their whole body trembled like epilepsy.

Looking at this level, Lu Ne immediately felt that his radio gymnastics was not so embarrassing.

There was a rustling sound behind him, Lu Ne thought he had been spotted, but when he looked back, he realized that it was a fellow of the same kind. The buddy was wearing a big white T-shirt and a pair of big black-rimmed glasses, and he was doing it quietly. Like a thief, he got through the flowers, with a dead leaf on his head.

Lu Ne beckoned to him morally, and he sneaked to Lu Ne's side, learning to look in through the window.There was another candidate inside, who was still singing, with one hand behind his back, admiring himself alone.The glasses brother next to him said with a suppressed voice as if he was plotting a murder: "I think he is so powerful, I don't understand what he sings."

Lu Na said: "It's okay, I didn't understand it, but I thought he should be in pain."

"how do you know?"

"It's the same when I'm constipated."

"..."