Rebirth Bias

Chen Shiyu disappeared in Danshan Road Street without a sound, and no one knew where he went.After tea and dinner, people also talked and sighed for a while, but the world is turning so fast, and the oil price has risen again. The house next door that used to bear the cement is now sold to Jackie Chan, the village party secretary has a third wife, and the child of a friend has gone abroad ——Everyone is so anxious, wishing to be like Nezha with two Hot Wheels on their feet and race against time.

For a long time, whenever Lu Na thought of Chen Shiyu, he felt sore and uncomfortable.Even if he was reborn back to his boyhood like God's favor, the place where fate should be asshole is still asshole, and the place that should be regretted is not reduced, it just changes in a different form.

Then four years of college.In four years, Lu Na developed for the second time, and successfully jumped to 1.8 meters three. He stood out from the crowd wherever he went, and there were also charming junior sisters who were beautiful and slender to the waist and asked him if he could give her a hug after getting drunk.In four years, Lu Ne has made two micro-movies and one MV, won several unknown awards, met a dozen filmmakers who have dreams and don't know where their next meal will be, and a few penises are as impressive as their height. worried investors.

Time flies like a meat bun beating a dog.

At the dinner that day, Brother Zhang Chi, who sold fake and shoddy martial arts cheats back then, patted Lu Ne on the shoulder and said to him earnestly: "Do you know what a good movie is? A good movie is to satisfy all the vulgar tastes of human beings. With the highest life experience and wisdom of human beings, the colorful world, the days are short and the nights are long, taking pictures of this is more beneficial to mankind than others, listen to me, yes - you have this talent, don't take pictures and waste it, someday you will take pictures Let the 80-[-]-year-old old man still find a little girl, and you will be able to practice, and this world is up to you, you can do it, you must do it!"

Zhang Chi was also a legend in the Film Academy. He was a senior year after year, but he never graduated.Pretending to be depressed and running to Tibet, he suffered from altitude sickness and was close to death. When he came back, he told them that the bhikkhuni in Tibet, with his face up to the sky, was psychic with his body. When he saw him, it was like being touched by a god on the top of his head. A craftsman who chisels Buddha statues.

Brother Glasses held the wine bottle by himself, pouring tears while pouring, the tears glued the glasses, and slipped under the table without paying attention.

The breakup meal that day ended with brother Zhang Chi crying in his arms, holding the temperamental beauty recognized by the film academy.After crying, he lay down on the ground directly. Lu Ne insisted that he was going crazy with the help of alcohol, and his intentions were sinister.

In the end, as the only one of them who was still sober, Lu Ne had brother Zhang Chi on his back, and had to hold the glasses brother who was holding the wine bottle in one hand and refused to let go. He was standing at the door of the hotel waiting for a taxi. Standing by the pillar in front of the hotel is a girl who is lighting a cigarette with her head bowed. She is tall and slim, with short hair that hangs softly in her ears. Under the soft and yellow light of the hotel, her bare skin seems to be covered with Honey, still Lu Na's familiar thin eyebrows and single eyelids.

Lu Ne felt as if he had been struck by lightning in an instant. At first, the blood in his veins squeaked and then boiled—if there was anything Lu Ne could not forget in his previous life, it was the girl in front of him— - willow.

The love he once had was five meters away from him. He could walk up to her and tell her, "Hello, my name is Lu Ne. Ne who speaks and behaves quickly, you seem to follow me." As beautiful as ever."

Lu Ne stared at him for too long, the girl turned her head and glanced at him, holding the cigarette skillfully between her fingers, through the thin smoke, her eyes were like a quiet lake, with a very special smell, like Ruan Lingyu.

Lu Ne was racking his brains to think of something to say, when brother Zhang Chi on his back suddenly patted Lu Ne on the head and howled, "I used to ask endlessly, when will you come with me... I have nothing, Nothing." Lu Na suddenly wanted to leave this pig teammate immediately, as if he didn't know him.

The girl on the opposite side seemed to smile, and went to the trash can to crush the cigarette out.A yellow taxi drove up in front of her, she opened the door of the passenger seat, then turned her head and asked Lu Ne, "Why don't you get in the car first, I think it's not easy for you."

"No, no, no." Lu Ne grabbed Brother Zhang Chi who was falling to the ground with one hand, and waved the other, "Ladyfirst, Ladyfirst!"

Yang Liu smiled, "You are quite a gentleman. Where are you going, maybe you will drop by."

"Film Academy."

Yang Liu didn't say whether it was going well or not, but just said, "Get in the car." He sat in the passenger seat first.

Lu Na really didn't have the energy to refuse. If he didn't send these two lunatics back, he would go insane. He got the serious Zhang Chi into the car first, and when he looked back, Brother Glasses was gone—this brat was holding a bottle of wine. Pingzheng Station stopped the bus on the main road.Lu Na was sweating from fright, and hurriedly dragged him back, and finally got the two drunks into the car safely. Lu Na breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that just tonight, the depreciation rate of his body was three times that of usual.

Although it was hard to ride in the same car with the girl he loved, Lu Na really didn't have much of a charming mind, all his mind was on the two people next to him, and he was afraid that if one of them didn't pay attention, he would throw up.After a while, seeing that the two of them were sleeping peacefully next to each other, they slowly relaxed, and their mind became more active. It was as if a little beast was kicking and kicking in his body, and Lu Ne was brewing in his heart. For a long time, I said the first sentence after getting into the car with the speed and tone of speech, "Thank you today." After speaking, I was still evaluating in my heart, it was okay, I was not nervous, and I didn't act like a rash kid. It was natural, and the gratitude was genuine.

"It's all right. From your film school?"

"Yeah, everyone was very sad at the graduation meal today, so I drank too much, and the buddies in the dormitory can't leave it alone." Lu Ne nodded secretly in his heart, the image of being steady, reliable and loyal should be good, and the These two guys are also considered to contribute to the utilization of waste today, "Ah, by the way, my name is Lu Ne, who speaks and behaves well--" Before Lu Ne had time to ask, he naturally asked the other party's name, and saw that he was completely drunk Brother Zhang Chi suddenly stood up straight like a dead body, and said in a strong voice, "I'm Zhang Chi, Zhang Chi has a certain degree of Zhang Chi."

Yang Liu was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing.After saying this, brother Zhang Chi lay back straight on his seat, Lu Ne's face turned dark, if it wasn't for the glasses brother in the middle, Lu Ne would have taken the opportunity to kill him, and then lied to him that he hit him by himself.

"Film school is fun, isn't it—"

Seeing that the goddess in his heart was interested in this, Lu Ne immediately gathered his spirits and said modestly, "It's okay, maybe the film academy itself is different from the general comprehensive universities or colleges, and teachers have individual requirements for students. Not the same."

"I heard that you guys still dance radio gymnastics during the admissions exam. Is it true?"

Lu Na suddenly felt that this was really not a good topic.Brother Glasses, who was lying on the seat with a wine bottle in his arms, woke up at some point, and suddenly muttered, "What's wrong with radio gymnastics? Radio gymnastics is pretty good. My brother Lu is the one who dances radio gymnastics! Brother Lu, I support you!" As he said, he slapped Lu Ne's shoulder with a powerful palm, until Lu Ne's shoulder collapsed in half.Unconsciously, he slapped again, "Brother Lu, I support you!"

Slap, "Brother Lu, the times are calling!"

Lu Ne swears that from now on, he will draw a clear line with Zhang Chi and Zhou Xing. Who the hell said that brothers are of one heart, and their strength can break the gold hand?

Finally, the car arrived at the downstairs of their dormitory. With the help of Uncle Qiao downstairs, Lu Ne carried the two drunks upstairs who were as heavy as pigs and as brains.The dormitory was originally a four-person room, but the three of them have always lived there, and a buddy has rented a house outside since his freshman year.

Lu Na went into the bathroom, took a shower, climbed onto the bed and turned on the small electric fan on the bed, and lay down with his eyes closed for a long time without sleepiness. When he opened his eyes, Zhang Chi's snoring and glasses brother smacking his mouth could be heard in the slightly hot dormitory. I don’t know what I dreamed about eating again.Looking at the top of the mosquito net, Lu Ne recalled over and over again the scene of meeting Yangliu today, the bright and soft light pouring from the crystal lamp at the entrance of the hotel, her sleeveless shirt and long skirt with pink lotus leaves—she was actually not She is not a beauty in the traditional sense, but she has a unique temperament, like falling flowers without words, green peach trees, but her eyes often reveal a kind of alienation and indifference.

Yang Liu can drink, smoke, tell pornographic jokes, recite all the poems in "A Dream of Red Mansions", read "Six Chapters of a Floating Life", and talk about Kant with you.Yangliu is the bright moonlight in front of the window that Lu Ne can think of every time he gets up to pee.

Lu Na suddenly stood up straight, climbed off the bed, turned on the desk lamp, and switched on the portable power supply. There was the roar of the computer slowly starting up in the dormitory. Lu Ne opened Zhang Chi's closet again, poked around, and found him Put a dozen of beers hidden inside, put it next to the computer, open a can first, gulp down half of the can, open the document, in a state of being slightly drunk, with his soul half a foot off the ground, he typed the first line Character……

The glasses brother patted the bed board and shouted: "Boss, I want a big portion!"

Lu Ne raised his head and took another sip of wine, his fingers crackling non-stop, the swelling, sadness, and disorder in his heart flowed out like a stream of golden particles, dancing around him.

When the last full stop was finished, it was already nine o'clock in the morning of the next day. Lu Ne felt his whole body was as stiff as a plaster cast. He could hear the sound of rattling every time he moved, and his shoulders and neck were pierced like thousands of steel needles. After pressing save, he climbed onto the bed with his neck straightened, and fell asleep.Woke up at noon, although he only slept for three hours, he was awake. Seeing that the glasses brother on the opposite bed was still asleep, Zhang Chi had already woken up and took a shower, wearing a vest and shorts, holding Lu Ne's hand .

At first, Lu Na thought he was playing a game, kicked him on the shoulder, yawned and said, "Brother waited on you for most of the night last night, so you should enjoy yourself today, hurry up and get something to eat." Come on, starve to death!"

Zhang Chi didn't move, he held the computer and looked at Lu Ne with strange eyes.

Lu Na was stunned by him, and kicked him again, "What are you doing?"

"No, I just want to ask, did you write this?" Zhang Kai turned the computer screen to Lu Ne, Lu Ne looked down, and there was a masterpiece of his hard work all night on the screen, and he was immediately amused, "Yes ,How about it?"

Zhang Chi was silent for a while, and said, "I can't say it, it's weird." Before Lu Ne could scold him, he took the initiative to explain, "It's just the feeling of a well-dressed animal becoming a love saint. I thought you could only write about Xiao Huang. Where's the book—"

"roll!"

Zhang Chi, who had been scolded, became nervously excited, danced around the bedroom a few times, and suddenly held Lu Na's feet tightly on the edge of the bed with both hands, saying incoherently, "Hey, old Lu, let's make a movie. Well, a real movie, the kind that is screened nationwide! As for this story, you spend some time changing it into a script, ready-made, which is better than the ones outside—do you know what kind of director can become a star? It’s you The kind of person who keeps urinating in his body all the time, and if he doesn’t urinate, he will get prostatitis—Lao Lu, you can do it, absolutely! I’ll do it with you from now on, let’s make a movie together!”

"I'm sub-Ao, you let go of my jade feet first, and I'll sue you for obscenity!"