Interstellar Butler

When the Queen came to see Qiao Lie, he happened to be bored because he was disturbed by Shen Mian, so he entered the optical network to try his luck. Ever since the snack bar opened by Tang Muyun closed down, Qiao Lie hadn't been on the optical network for a long time.

When he came to the familiar small shop, Qiao Lie was very disappointed. There was still a notice of temporary closure on the shop.

Qiao Lie wandered around the optical network for a while, and followed the flow of people to the well-known online matchmaking centers.The image Qiao Lie used was ugly and naive. He chose the orc level on the Internet at that time to be A-level virtual body art, which is often used by low-level orcs to disguise their strength. In the eyes of the matchmaker, this is a typical super leftover house. Regardless of whether they have money or not, since they came to the matchmaking center, they all desperately want another partner regardless of the other party's conditions. Therefore, the professional matchmaker for the sake of performance has her eye on Qiao Lie.

"Sir, I am Xiaofang, the matchmaker from 'Looking for a Husband Finding a Wife', do you need any service?" The soft-girl female Orc in the eyes of this orc is about the same height and strong body as Qiao Lie's virtual character, but her voice is soft and cute. , She stopped Qiao Lie suddenly, the appearance and the whiny voice were too shocking, even Qiao Lie could see a little fright on his ugly face at this time, and he thought the orc in front of him was a male just like him.

Xiaofang was also frightened by Qiao Lie's ugly appearance, her heart trembled, and she secretly thought that if you are ugly, don't frown to scare people. Fortunately, I will help you to marry a wife. "I am the No. 1 matchmaker in the industry. You are lonely and cold. Do you want to find a partner? There are many benefits to finding a partner." Xiaofang came over with a look that you understand.

Qiao Lie didn't receive the meaning, but took a step back silently. If the other party said "lonely, lonely and cold" just happened to be his portrayal, he would definitely be offline now.

Being disgusted by Qiao Lie and taking a step back, Xiao Fang secretly twitched her eyes, the old lady is as beautiful as a flower, how dare you avoid it like a snake!Watch me show my housekeeping skills. "Find a companion who can warm the bed, chat with you, and travel the universe and sky together. How romantic, you can have a baby anytime and anywhere if you want~~~~ (ambiguous smile~~shaking) Look at these things in our family VIP customers."

Xiaofang took out the light screen and pulled out the photos of beautiful men and women, male and female, and pointed to their half-naked marriage proposals that only covered the key parts|Praise these sub-orcs, how good and sensible the orcs are, how they can have children, how they can be picked and accepted by you The depth of love and the length of time... (Xiaofang MM, are you sure you're not a bustard?)

Qiao Lie paid special attention to "chatting with me" and "having a baby". "Can he talk to me all the time? If I want a baby, he will give it to me?" His Highness Lie was really lonely, empty and cold, and he also remembered that the queen mentioned that he was about to go into estrus You can find a partner and have a baby.

Say-to-point-on-up! "Okay! If you want to chat, let's talk, if you want to sleep, let's... Uh, he will sleep with you." Xiaofang guides with a smile, Qiao Lie's eyes still shine when seeing the photo in her hand , and Qiao Lie is more interested in males, and his aesthetics tends to be petite and handsome human males, so he changed his mind and took out the bottom of the box.

"How about these sub-orcs?" Because of the different aesthetics of various creatures, some beautiful men and women on the planet are street vendors when they go to another planet. It just so happens that she has a few unsalable young sub-beasts from Planet Fuli. This unsalable sub-beast is still aristocratic on Planet Feili, but with the aesthetics of Feili, they are extremely ugly and extremely difficult to marry, but in the eyes of the people from the Miwei Lanxing and Curtis planets, these unsalable goods are the embryos of beauties. Very popular.

Just be a girl and I will do good deeds every day, and I will match you with a beauty with eyes. Look, this ugly orc just fits the aesthetics of Feilixing. If it is, those nobles of Feilixing will definitely pay her a lot of labor fees!

"Have you fallen in love with someone? I'll help you match." Xiaofang couldn't wait for Qiao Lie's reply, so she reminded her again, is it possible that the one who came was poor?Why come to a matchmaking center if you can't afford the matchmaker fee?Do you want to give an accurate statement?

Qiao Lie is not satisfied with these people, having a child with someone he doesn't know?chat?If you don't like it, if it's the little boss, you can still consider it. Not only can you understand his mind without him asking, but it can also be delicious.

"They can cook?"

Xiaofang twitched the corners of her eyes, which nobleman in the entire galaxy can cook! ?The last thing these beauties know is cooking, they can fry rice (cooking, love)!

"No." I don't want to if I don't know how to cook.Today can be regarded as the day that His Royal Highness Lie speaks the most words. "I have something I like, but it's not in it." Maybe it's because Boss Tang can chat with him and give birth to him, so His Highness is in a good mood.

If you have someone you like but don't register with our dating agency, it's useless to find a girl!Although she was roaring in her heart, Xiaofang still smiled and said: "I have "36 Strategies for Chasing Men" here, do you want to buy it?" If you don't buy it, don't make trouble!Just buy it and register customer information, this girl will be your love consultant.

Seeing that Qiao Lie was hesitating (actually Qiao Lie was thinking about what it was), Xiaofang called out the sixth strategy of chasing men, and two handsome men kissed selflessly on the light screen.Why not take the first count?Because the sixth strategy is more violent, if the orcs use it properly, they will be able to hit a home run immediately!What the hot-blooded male orc likes most is to fuck directly and show affection!The first to fifth strategies are designed to cater to the literary and artistic mentality of some humans and sub-orcs, and impatient male orcs will not like it.

This shocking wet kiss really moved Qiao Lie's heart, "Buy!"

Qiao Lie's straightforwardness gave Xiaofang hope. "I also have "36 Skills to Make Your Wife Fly", "How to Have a Healthy Child", "See Through N Kinds of Excuses Why Your Wife Doesn't Want to Have Children", "Where is the Wife's G-spot", "How to Satisfy Several Women" The Needs of a Wife", "Love a Wife, You Have to Love His Lover", "Fix the Main Room and Sit in the Secondary, The Way to Family Sexual Bliss"..."

"Buy." These titles all seem to be useful for getting along with your partner.

The queen who loves her son like her life will probably never know that her youngest son's sex education was learned online.

At the same time, Tang Muyun on the Platinum Mothership received a private optical brain, and he can finally access the optical network again.