The king does not see the king [Honghuang]

It was originally written for fun in the group, and some friends accidentally saw it and asked me to post it. Thinking about it, I will not open customization, so I put it here

Fanwaiyi

Peacock has liked that human being for a long time, and the other party has been ignoring him.

Peacock felt that it could not go on like this.

The style of sitting and waiting is too unglamorous, and it doesn't match his big peacock at all.

Today's goal, um, to be more gorgeous...then set it to - climb into Ah Hui's bed.

Ah Hui, I love you, just like a bobcat loves fish.

Then Ah Hui said: "Today's heat?"

How can the black line on the peacock's forehead be forgotten?

Dear Ah Hui, I like you and being in heat today are two different things, you must not confuse them, I think you are going to die, come and let me pounce, your embrace is my favorite forever ...

Ji Hui let the pervert jump into her arms, and then watched him flopping into his clothes, rubbing, pecking, touching...

Then he looked around, and this old date place was a safe place that he calculated three times with Lianshan Yishu, and no one would come.

Well, I haven't slept with anyone for almost two years.

Since there is a need, then...

Ji Hui maintained a calm expression, pressed the bird in her arms to her chest, ignored his struggle, and led him into the grove.

Ji Hui actually prefers the peacock's body.

Flying feathers is very interesting.

It's different from top to bottom.

Peacock likes it even more, because as long as Ah Hui likes it, he is willing to become anything.

Just imagine Ah Hui lying in his feathers... Sucking, the life of the bird is not in vain.

After three hundred rounds of the battle, Ah Hui calmly put on her clothes.

The pervert rolling around in the thick grass licked his leg: "Ah Hui, let's do it again."

"Okay." Ji Hui began to take off her clothes.

"Hey, Ah Hui, why are you so talkative today?" The peacock stretched its neck and rubbed against his chest.

"I'll choose a concubine tomorrow." Ji Hui said, he was going to solve his own problems while finishing his sister's marriage, "So, today is the last time."

A scream!

The peacock refused to go to the guillotine so inexplicably!

"Reason! I want a reason!" Seiniao turned into a human body angrily, pressed the opponent under him and entered fiercely, "Is this how you use me and throw it away? In your heart, what am I? What?"

Ji Hui snorted, but hugged his neck with her backhand and pressed it in front of her: "Well... I can marry anyone, except you."

"I don't want anyone, except you, you know!" Peacock said angrily.

"I've lost my mind, and there's still a moment, up to you." Ji Hui thought about the final arrangements for tomorrow's grand ceremony, "If you want me to marry you, unless you are a woman."

"What's so good about a female bird!" the peacock said angrily, "Don't you know that the male bird is the most beautiful?"

"Can you lay eggs?" Ji Hui said that she was pretty or something, and it was enough for him to look in the mirror.

"Yes!" Peacock said firmly, "Wait for me, I'll discuss it with Fengzhi."

Pulling out D and turning around, the peacock instantly disappeared into the sky.

Ji Hui looked at the direction he was leaving, and was speechless for a while. After a long time, she rubbed the bird's claw marks on her waist, turned and left.

If it is really possible to lay eggs, it is not impossible to accept him into the harem.

Just to lock the Peacock King, the birdcage must be very expensive...

Take the long view.

Ji Hui thought about the barrenness of the Southern Wilderness, and Xia Guo didn't send food recently, so it was necessary to grab one.

Fanwaiji

The peacock monster is naturally narcissistic, extremely picky, and has been single for thousands of years. He has gradually turned the little monster who admired him into a big monster who doesn't care about him.

It's good to be single, it's wonderful to be single, you monsters who only know □, how can you understand my deep heart and lonely soul.

Peacock has always thought so.

Until he met Ji Hui.

……

The peacock rolled in the mud for a long time, and finally crawled to the bank helplessly wrapped in mud.

I haven't climbed into Ah Hui's bed for a few days.

This day is really not human.

Ah Hui, how did you abstinence after experiencing my beauty——

"What's the matter with you?" Dapeng asked him as he fell down on the tree, firmly grasping the trunk with both paws.

"Ah Hui went to the Ministry of Commerce again. He said that he wanted to discuss the restoration of the country with King Xia, and I was not allowed to go with him." Peacock's sharp eyes flashed fiercely. When he thought of the way Lord Shang and King Xia looked at Ah Hui, he I couldn't hide my anger.

"Are you still afraid that he won't allow it?" Dapeng was surprised.

"Ah Hui is already very dissatisfied with me. If I ignore him too much, I might be abandoned... That's right!" Peacock stood up excitedly, fluffed his feathers, and splashed the roc on one side all over the place. Get dirty, "Ah Hui's meaning has always been to let it go. If I really follow his heart, then I will really be single for the rest of my life!"

"As cultivators of my generation, when we have a clear mind and are brave and diligent, how can we be afraid of difficulties and hesitate!" The peacock sang loudly, and instantly spread its wings and flew high.

Dapeng was silent for a while, looked around without a demon, and jumped into the mud of the swamp.

……

In the capital of Shang, Ji Hui was sitting on the table carving oracle bones. The art of linking mountains was originally a secret of the Xia Dynasty, but Hou Yi replaced Xia, killed the Xia people, sacrificed and exiled to the southern wilderness, and Ji Hui also learned the world's most powerful skill. number.

Today, on a whim, he performed an operation.

The yin patterns open to the yang, and the yang goes to the southwest, pointing to the red kite...

This bright peach blossom robbery hexagram instantly made his head ache.

What does this dead bird want to do?

……

When they arrived at the Ministry of Commerce, the peacock didn't know that Ah Hui had moved in. In order not to be shot down again, the peacock, which had been flying for a day, fell into the water to take a bath, cleaned itself up, and then carefully put it on its feet. He tied a sign, and landed swaggeringly beside a handsome and gentle young man.

The boy snorted.

The peacock raised its paw proudly.

The boy picked up the tiny dominoes on the claws with his fingers: "If you find this bird, please hand it over to Ji Hui, thank you."

"Haha! Ji Hui, your bird fell into Lao Tzu's hands, see if I cook him and hand it over to you!" Si Kui grabbed the peacock by the neck and threw him into the kitchen.

"Bring it to me when it's ready!" the boy said proudly.

"Yes!"

The peacock who burned other people's kitchens continued to look for wives after the chicken and dog jumped.

The fire seems to be getting bigger and bigger, it's none of my business, it must be a spy of the Dongyi Fire Clan!

……

The peacock jumped to the side of a teenager who was looking at the oracle bone, and stretched out its claws.

Yin Liuyun stretched out his hand to hold his paw, and was about to identify it carefully, when suddenly the strong wind passed, and the neck of the big flower chicken fell into someone else's hands.

"Give the claw to someone else, and I'll chop him off." Ji Hui said calmly.

The peacock's wings pointed at the young man instantly, showing an expression of grievance that I was molested. Although it is a bird's face, it is surprisingly vivid.

Yin Liuyun was shocked: "I just..."

"Report!" Suddenly a small soldier rushed directly, "Tiger Shangjun, the big thing is not good, some spies sneaked into our city and burned our food and grass!"

Ji Hui immediately looked at Peacock.

Peacock looked at him innocently.

The grain and grass are stored underground in a secret location, this matter should not be done by Tu Qin.

Ji Hui and Yin Liuyun went to check immediately.

Peacock breathed a sigh of relief.

Fanwaisan

Following his son's advice, Peacock, who had nothing to do in the prehistoric world, salivated at the strange sex toys in the human world 5000 years later, so he encouraged his own Ah Hui to go to the world with him to relax and adjust his mood.

Ji Hui had always been very accommodating to Peacock in some small matters, and she didn't doubt him, so she agreed.

The peacock opened its tail beautifully all the way, so that when it arrived at the location, it opened for too long, and the butt muscles were stiff, and it could not be retracted for a while.

His good Ah Hui smoothed out his feathers one by one and gave him a massage to relax, so that he could fuck him smoothly without showing the half of his buttocks.

Then, Peacock familiarly went to ask his son who was also on vacation in Hyundai to ask for pocket money.

It's a pity that Ji Yizhao is also poor.

"No, son, didn't you say that you are a high-level talent who studies nuclear physics and belongs to the ninth category of national treasures, and you will receive honor allowances for life?" Peacock asked rummaging through boxes and boxes.

"Researching that thing requires more than three generations of Genzheng Miaohong, not just anyone can get in." Ji Xiaoniao, who was reborn once, is also very helpless. Now his registered permanent residence is still a black household, his diploma is invalid, and he is employed in the form of nuclear theory. It is even more dark to the end, self-employment is too deep, and there are no private enterprises in this kind of department. Should I go to the police station to get some money to buy a household registration?

"Where is the pill?" The tiger didn't care too much about money.

"A few days ago he shot a few wild geese to sell, saying he wanted to subsidize his family, but he was caught by the urban management, saying that he poached a second-class state-protected animal and was locked up in the police station. He can only come back at night." Ji Xiaoniao answered her father while typing WOW.

"Protect animals?" Peacock was very satisfied, "Ah Hui, look, who said that monsters can't coexist, people here are very friendly to monsters."

"Things are rare and precious. If you have hunted, you can go to prison. If you want to come here, there are not many wild geese left." The tiger has been king for nearly a hundred years, and he can see the essence through the phenomenon in an instant.

"Father Mingjian," Ji Yizhao turned off the game, "It's only the end of the month today, why did father come to see you off?"

Peacock was taken aback and looked at his wife.

Ji Hui casually poured out a bag of gold sand: "Tu Qin likes to be noisy and tired of being quiet. I'll take him out for a few days and meet you on the way. Are these things enough?"

"There are many," Ji Yizhao looked up at Peacock, "Father has accompanied me here many times. He has nothing to do, and he also relies on mining technology to invest in a large company. Not only has the account been settled, but the monthly account There are hundreds of thousands of dividends."

The peacock was stunned.

"Have you bought everything?" Ji Hui asked.

"It's all in your house. It's all what Peacock discussed with me before and wanted to buy." Yi Zhao picked up a list and handed it to his father.

Peacock looked at the dense list of sex toys above, and suddenly felt his scalp tingling, but he was a little bit ready to move.

Ji Hui nodded: "The pill hasn't returned yet, have you used your lunch yet?"

"Uh, I ate instant noodles." I forgot the time just after playing the dungeon.

Ji Hui shook her head slightly: "You really can't leave Huan Dan for a moment, I'll go first."

"Okay," Ji Yizhao said with a smile, "Have fun."

Ji Hui smiled slightly, turned and left.

Extra episode four

The world, Rongcheng

Yi Zhao was sitting on the bed playing with his tablet computer, a peacock crawling beside him, fluttering its tail feathers from time to time, sighing.

Yi Zhao played Assassin's Creed all by himself, and didn't even give him a look.

On one side, the tiger is holding a college textbook, wearing white earphones, and writing a row of elegant handwriting in a notebook that is no less elegant than printing.

"Ah Hui, let's go out to play." Peacock held a dictionary on his head, biting the tip of his pen and whining.

"Father turned up the voice the loudest, you can't harass him." Yi Zhao paused, and finally gave his second father a contemptuous look.

"What's that expression on your face?" Peacock was furious, "If you hadn't said nonsense about ancient culture when you wrote the essay for Ah Hui, I would be so miserable now that I could only sleep with you?"

"You are so free to talk nonsense, why don't you write those words well, otherwise your tail feathers will be lost after father checks." Yi Zhao felt that the bird was hopeless.

"I want to go to bed as soon as I read a book." The ignorant peacock snorted coldly, "Do you know how much I hate this thing? When your father forgets the time when he reads, I stay alone in the empty boudoir. I'm so lonely. There is only Concrete, not even mud, I really want to set it on fire."

"Then I'll sleep with my father every day." Yi Zhao said coldly.

"Don't," Peacock rubbed his nose, "Even if I provoke you, you don't have to die together. You don't want to live with Huan Dan anymore?"

"My Huan Dan will not be like you." Yi Zhao said proudly, "Even if he is carrying cement, he will take good care of me. It's not like you who can only eat soft food."

"..." Peacock's self-esteem was hurt.

"Um, I'm just talking casually." Yi Zhao looked at the peacock's dumbfounded eyes, and felt that he seemed to be too much, "You are also very capable, otherwise how could you get your father? Look at how you spent 1000 years. The unresolved problem ended up getting in touch with daddy, so after giving birth to me, it will be settled, right?"

Finding a good partner is also a kind of ability.

"Eat soft rice..." Peacock cried and ran out.

"Father, don't you go after him?" Yi Zhao wanted to chase him, but he couldn't bear the unfinished game.

"The Public Security Bureau is not far away." Ji Hui said flatly.

Do you mean to go to the leader anyway?

Yi Zhao thought for a while, then continued to bow his head, let's talk after this round is over.

He sent Adan a text message by the way: "Come back tonight to bring potato chips, and go to the police station to pick up the peacock."

A Dan quickly wrote back: "OK."

The last time I went out to kill a thief, I stopped going to the mall.

The last time I went out to eat, I didn't pay for it, so the restaurant wouldn't work.

The last time I went out to get air on the elevated bridge, it was regarded as suicide, so I stopped going on the road.

This time... the peacock sat in an Internet cafe.

Not long after, several police officers walked in.

"I don't look like a minor! I'm thousands of years old!"

"We don't recognize our faces. We either have to show our ID cards, or let our family members come to collect them..."

The young-faced peacock found the world too nasty when he was taken away.

Extra five

At 6:[-] p.m., at the entrance of a farmers’ market in Rongcheng

Nowadays, most people eat at the company at noon, and the time to buy vegetables shifts to get off work in the afternoon, so as soon as this point comes, there are many small stalls at the entrance of the aisle, which makes the already crowded market even more crowded.

Different from the stall fee that needs to be paid in the market, there is often a small vegetable vendor who uses a small blue to set up a small stall at the door to earn a little money.

But recently, a very young and beautiful young vegetable seller came. He is gentle and handsome. Although the clothes on his body are not very good, his temperament is as clean as if he just washed out of the water, which angered many middle-aged aunts. The little girls all came to gather around him to ask things, he was pretty, and he would feel better if he looked at him more.

And this guy has a good temper, his voice is pleasant but he doesn't speak, no matter how difficult it is, he won't fight with others.

The things he sells are also very miscellaneous. Sometimes they are fish, sometimes they are pheasant, lotus root, and wild beehive. A knowledgeable aunt took the carp back and dissected it. Good guy, the intestines can be clearly seen one by one. , there is no black film in the stomach, and it looks like a pollution-free wild product.

So many aunts who know the goods began to guard here, so as not to be unable to buy after a while.

Only, today is a little different.

With the young people, there is also a young man who is 27 or [-] years old, but his appearance is hard to remember.

"How do you sell this wild egg?" an aunt asked, looking at the little egg that was still stained with chicken feathers.

"One dollar each." The young man said, "If you weigh it, it's 12 yuan a catty."

"Okay, give me five catties."

"I don't have five catties here, and I have to eat fresh eggs, or I can buy two catties."

"Then I'll take it all. Do you still have the bamboo shoots you said you left for me yesterday?"

"and also……"

……

Seeing Huan Dan's kind face when he was selling vegetables, the peacock on the side dismissed him: "You are marrying my son anyway, so it's not shameful to come here every day to sell vegetables."

"Self-reliance, I can't always let Yi Zhao support me," Huan Dan said while collecting the money, "I've already saved money to sell him an IPAD mini, and when I have enough money, I will sell him a MAC. M's Fiber!"

"Aren't you afraid that he won't want you for playing games?" Peacock said angrily. Ah Hui has ignored him recently. Why do you need to learn a foreign language when you go abroad? If you don't know the way, you can ask flowers, birds, fish and insects.

"I still have this bit of confidence." Huan Dan said reservedly.

Is this mocking him for not having the confidence to seduce his wife?

Peacock felt... "Are you dissatisfied with me?"

"It's a little bit, help me check the scale," Huan Dan, who was busy collecting money, greeted.

"Do you think I will recognize it?" Peacock looked at the old scale beam and turned his head proudly.

"You told Yi Zhao to come and help me."

"I have to understand the situation to help you." Peacock felt that he had found a way to make money.

"Okay." Huan Dan had no hope at all.

"Meat and fish are more expensive, why don't you catch more fish?"

"If you can't sell too much, it won't be fresh."

I see.Peacock nodded secretly, he must also get rid of the hat of eating soft rice, and give my dear a surprise.

……

The next day, the peacock carried a live sika deer on the stall, ready to kill it and sell it on the spot. Is this fresh enough?

I also want to earn money to buy a computer for Ah Hui!