[Plane] Cleaner

As soon as you hear the name Wenrou Township, you know that it is a place that makes people indulge.

Overhead is a blue sky that is almost transparent, with a few white clouds floating lazily around.There is soft lawn under your feet, tall buildings and bustling crowds in front of you.Song Chen and his party appeared here without attracting anyone's attention at all.

"Where is this place?" Song Chen asked suspiciously.

Xiao Jiu looked at the world with a complex expression, and said softly: "This is the hometown of gentleness."

"Gentle Township?" Song Chen repeated, "What kind of place is that?"

Xiao Jiu came back to her senses, smiled and said, "A place that surprises you."

What surprises could there be? Song Chen smiled and didn't speak.

This place probably belongs to a modern city, but there are also some people wearing ancient costumes with long hair fluttering and making calls with their mobile phones.

Song Chen also saw a man with a bald head and a vest holding a woman in a long dress, or a hot beauty in a miniskirt holding a man with waist-length hair.

What a chaotic place this is.

No one was surprised to see them suddenly appear, and some people murmured, "It's a cultivator again".

Song Chen frowned, not understanding the situation.

"Why can multiple worlds of different levels be merged together?"

Xiao Wu said: "There must be a reason for the survival of all things. In the vast universe, there is more than one such world."

"Let's go." Xiao Jiu said, Xiao Wu nodded, and said to Uncle Song Chen, "Take you to meet some people."

Song Chen frowned, as if he had guessed something.

Xiao Wu and Xiao Jiu took Song Chen to the building in front of them, handed him a bunch of keys, and said with a smile, "This will be your home from now on."

Song Chen opened the door, and there are all kinds of furniture inside, one kitchen and one bathroom, one bedroom and one living room, and a small balcony with lush big green radishes and spider plants hanging down softly.

"Here is..." Song Chen turned around and was about to ask Xiaowu Xiaojiu what they meant, but found that they had disappeared, as if they had never appeared before.

He walked to the door, intending to close it, when suddenly he heard a click from the opposite side, the door was opened, and then a man with a familiar face came out from inside.

"Brother Chen..." The man looked at him, as if he was about to cry, holding back tears in his eyes, leaning against the door frame, leaning against the door frame, and was as thin as a bone.

Song Chen looked at him in surprise: "A Sen?"

"It's me!" Chen Sen nodded desperately, looking like he wanted to rush over but was too afraid to come over.

"Why are you here?" Song Chen was really surprised, he never thought that he would see Chen Sen again, and at this time, he was completely unprepared.

"Someone told me that you are here." Chen Sen suppressed the urge to cry, but he still spoke with a sobbing tone.

Song Chen probably knew, the surprise that Xiao Wu and Xiao Jiu talked about was supposed to be about this matter.

"Come here." He waved to Chen Sen as before, and the latter finally couldn't help crying and threw himself into his arms.

"Long time no see." Song Chen patted his back.

"Where did you go, where did you go." Chen Sen muttered to himself, maybe he didn't mean to question Song Chen, he just wanted to talk about his fear.

Song Chen hugged him tightly: "Go in first."

After closing the door, Song Chen and Chen Sen sat on the sofa: "Who told you that I'm here?"

Chen Sen has stopped crying, he is not a person who likes to cry: "I don't know what his name is, he took the ring we got married and came to me, saying that you will come here after a while, and you will be with me , never leave again, I just moved here."

The ring had been lost in repeated body reorganizations. It turned out that Xiao Wu Xiao Jiu picked it up and went to find Chen Sen.

There were two rings on Chen Sen's ring finger, he took off one of them, put it on Song Chen's finger solemnly, and looked at him pleadingly: "Don't lose it again."

Song Chen nodded, and was about to comfort him, but heard a knock on the door, he went to open the door in doubt, he just came here, who came to visit him so soon?

Standing outside the door was a slender man in Tsing Yi, with long hair and a green gown, with sharp brows and bright eyes, staring closely at Song Chen.The light-colored thin lips are almost pursed into a straight line, and the body is straight but trembling slightly.

"Prince Song, how are you doing recently?"

This person stole his lines, right?Song Chen thought for a while, then remembered who he was, so he said with a smile: "Oh, it turns out that he is an unskilled doctor, so what's the matter?"

Wei Kechou's body trembled slightly: "Of course I came to look for you."

"Looking for me? I remember that Miracle Doctor hated me so much."

"I didn't know my own mind at that time."

"What about now?" Song Chen raised one eyebrow amusedly.

"I love you." Wei Kechou said without thinking, "I hope it's not too late."

Song Chen said, "How do you know I'm here?"

"Someone told me that you faked your death back then, and brought me here and said that you lived here and never left."

"Come in first." Song Chen turned sideways to let Wei Kechou in.

Wei Kechou and Chen Sen looked at each other without speaking, and found a corner to sit down.

Wei Kechou sneered: "So the problem of being flirtatious has not been corrected."

Chen Sen cares about him lazily, and Song Chen suddenly feels like a storm is about to start.

The doorbell rang again.

Song Chen's eyebrows twitched, Chen Sen and Wei Kechou looked at him covetously, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and open the door.

There was a pair of twins standing outside the door. As soon as he saw Song Chen, the angry boy in front rushed over, knocked him to the ground, sat on his waist, and slapped Song Chen fiercely. Swinging his fists, he vented his anger.

"Bastard! How dare you leave this young master and go away alone!" He said viciously while weeping, "I have always been the only one who dumped others, how could I be dumped by you! This young master will beat you to death!"

Song Chen grabbed his fist helplessly: "Su Zhehong, stop making trouble."

"I didn't quarrel with you!" Su Zhehong stared at him, "My young master declares that you will be mine for the rest of your life, and you are not allowed to leave!"

"Yo, it's very lively." Su Zheyu whistled as he watched the other two men sitting.

Su Zhehong was stunned for a moment, Song Chen said with a smile: "Get up first."

"Oh." Su Zhehong stood up obediently. He never thought that there was anyone else here. He thought that only Song Chen was there, and Su Zheyu's existence was inevitable. He had already made up his mind to capture Song Chen with him. go back.

Song Chen closed the door, and several people spread out and sat on the sofa. The latitude and longitude were clearly distinguished. Song Chen asked the twins: "Why are you here?"

Su Zheyu shrugged: "Don't ask me, I was pulled over by that guy Hong."

Su Zhehong snorted: "A man told me you were here, so I came here."

"Oh."

So it's possible that what Xiaowu and Xiaojiu said about giving him a gift was to get them all together so that they could enjoy the blessings of everyone?Song Chen stroked his chin, thinking that he could hug each other while sleeping at night, and felt that this idea was actually pretty good.

Everyone didn't speak, and their eyes always drifted to the door. They always felt that the doorbell seemed to ring at any time. In fact, the doorbell did not ring again, and it was another place that made the sound.

balcony.

With a click, the five people looked at the balcony with ten eyes.

There stood a man in black, with a pitiful face and a timid expression, looking at them at a loss.

"Song, Song Chen."

Song Chen was amused, well, now all the readers' favorites are gathered.

"come over."

Under everyone's staring eyes, Zero walked carefully to Song Chen's side, and asked him in a low voice, "Why are they looking at me like that?"

"Why!" Chen Sen suddenly wanted to flip the table and run away, "Song Chen, how many people have you molested! Tell me, how many people still haven't come!"

Now everyone vented their anger through one nostril, and looked at him together: "Be honest."

"There are still some impossible to come over." Song Chen said, because they all died, or were abandoned by the readers during the passage of the plot.

Chen Sen's eyes were red with anger, he slammed the door shut and went back to the opposite side.

Wei Kechou remained calm: "It seems that you still have some things to do today, I'll come back tomorrow."

Song Chen looked at the twins, and Su Zhehong said angrily, "Brother! Let's go!"

Su Zheyu hurriedly said: "My little ancestor, please forgive me. When you came, you were too excited to take a ride. We walked all the way and my legs were almost useless."

"Then you guys should sleep in the study." Song Chen said, and he asked Ling again, "Did a man tell you I'm here?"

Zero nodded, and suddenly said, "Why isn't Du Yuan here?"

Song Chen thought of the man who traveled to the Nvzun Kingdom, smiled, rubbed Ling's head and said, "Not everyone will appear here."

Zero nodded half-understood, and said: "Oh, I still have something to do. I asked for leave and I'm going back to work. I'll come back tomorrow morning after work."

Song Chen waved him away. He was tired and lay on the sofa and wanted to take a rest. The twins had already gone to the study. He looked at the ceiling and suddenly laughed. What's the matter?

small theater

Six Zero Theater

One day the little killer Lingwo woke up in Song Chen's arms and stayed there for a long time.

Song Chen, "What's wrong?"

Zero, "I fell asleep again."

Song Chen, "Sleep so deeply, I can't wake up."

Zero, "I slept so dead,"

Song Chen, "Yes."

Zero, "I'll come back tonight."

Sure enough, the zero night came again.

Zero, "I'm sure I won't fall asleep tonight."

Song Chen, "Why?"

Zero triumphantly said, "I took refreshing medicine."

the next day.

Zero is incredible: "I fell asleep again?"

Song Chen: "Yes."

Sitting in a daze, Ling suddenly stretched out his hand to turn over on the bed. After turning over the bed, he went to touch Song Chen again.

Song Chen: "What are you doing?"

Zero: "You must have some sleep aid on you."

Song Chen: "No."

Zero: "Why do I fall asleep when I'm next to you?"

Song Chen: "You know masturbation, right?"

zero nod.

Song Chen: "Because we masturbated before going to bed, we slept relatively deeply."

Zero: "Masturbation is a harmful thing."

Song Chen: "Yes."

Zero: "He'll make me lower my guard."

Song Chen: "Then do you still want to masturbate?"

Zero: "Yes."

After a few days, Zero suddenly said: "You are wrong."

Song Chen: "What's wrong."

Zero: "Don't let me fall asleep after masturbation."

Song Chen: "Did you masturbate yourself?"

zero nod.

Song Chen: "Haha."

Zero: "I won't masturbate myself anymore."

Song Chen: "Hahaha."

Seven Du Yuan (Qi Yuyao) Small Theater

It is said that one afternoon, when Du Yuan was lazily basking in the sun, Song Chen came back from outside and said, "Come and eat."

Qi Yuyao glanced at him and said listlessly, "I have no appetite."

Song Chen went over and touched his forehead: "Are you sick?"

Qi Yuyao shook her head: "I don't know."

Song Chen understood: "It must be because you haven't eaten well these few days. I don't think you have eaten much. Come on, open your mouth."

Then stuff a plum into Qi Yuyao's mouth.

"Ouch~" Qi Yuyao turned her head to one side and retched as soon as she smelled it.

Song Chen asked him: "So serious?"

Qi Yuyao said with a pale face, "I've been feeling sick for the past few days, I can't eat, and I can't sleep well."

Song Chen said: "Could it be that there is?"

Qi Yuyao was taken aback, and suddenly rushed over to hit him: "It's all your fault, I told you not to cum inside and you insisted! I said that strange things will definitely happen in this strange world! What to do if you are pregnant... ..."

In the afternoon Song Chen came to the doctor, the old man stroked his beard and shook his head and said, "Congratulations..."

Qi Yuyao's heart suddenly tugged.

"It's no big deal, it's just that I was full before, but now I'm anorexic, and I'll be hungry for a few more days."

"I just said that it is unscientific for men to have children with men!" Qi Yuyao flipped the table.

Ba Songjun Small Theater

The little emperor Song Yun's birthday is coming, and he has long been thinking about what Song Chen will give him.

"Brother Huang, it's my birthday in a few days, have you prepared a gift yet?"

"Of course it's ready."

"What is it, show me quickly!"

"You'll find out in a few days."

"I want to see it now, show it to me quickly."

"No."

"Brother Huang, do you not love me anymore?"

Song Chen had no choice but to say: "Okay, follow me."

The emperor followed Song Chen to the place where he went to court.

"Brother, what did you bring me here for?"

Song Chen turned into a wolf and rushed over: "Eat you."

The emperor looked at the empty Jinluan Palace with a sore back and back, tears streaming down his face.

"What about the promised birthday present?"

Song Chen said: "It was just an appetizer, and the birthday present hasn't been brought out yet."

The emperor said with tears in his eyes, "What the hell is it?"

Song Chen put the breast ring on the emperor's nipple: "This is it."

The emperor said: "Can I not?"

"I can't take it off."

The emperor gritted his teeth.

A few days later, after the emperor's birthday, he went for a walk with Song Chen leading the maids and eunuchs.

"Brother Huang, look, that's the place where we practiced martial arts when we were young, and that tree is so tall now."

"Brother Huang, look, that's where we studied when we were young, and my husband is still as old-fashioned as ever."

"Brother Huang, look, that's where we play, the swing... well, let's look elsewhere."

night.

"Yun'er, fucking you under this tree reminds me of the time when I was practicing martial arts together when I was young."

"Don't, stop talking."

"Jun'er, fucking you in this class reminds me of the time when I was studying together when I was young."

"Brother..."

"Yun'er, fucking you on the swing reminds me of our first time."

"Woooooo."

Nine Futures Little Theater

Wei Kechou was tortured by Song Chen all night again, and when she woke up the next day, her waist was sore and her back ached.

"Can you stop being like a beast!" Wei Kechou almost ran away.

"The body, hair and skin are the parents! The body should be treated well!"

Song Chen was silent, and took out a small pill: "Here you are."

"Don't eat food indiscriminately!" Wei Kechou suppressed his anger, "It's a three-point medicine."

Song Chen stuffed the medicine into his mouth.

After a while, Wei Kechou said: "Do you still have that medicine, I want to take another one."

Song Chen said, "It's three-point poison."

"I am invulnerable to all poisons."

Song Chen said: "This can not only cure the backache after sex, but also tighten the small acupoints."

Wei Kechou was silent for a while: "I won't eat."

Shilin Chuxiu Small Theater

Lin Chuxiu and Song Chen were practicing in the deep mountains. After a long time, they got a little bored and wanted to find something to play with.

Song Chen went out.

At night, he brought back some wild fruits and stuffed them into Lin Chuxiu's back hole.

Lin Chuxiu had a good night.

The next day Lin Chuxiu said he was bored again, and Song Chen went out again.

Bring back some nuts at night and clamp his nipples.

Lin Chuxiu had a good night.

After a few days, Lin Chuxiu said that he was bored again, but Song Chen went out silently without saying anything.

At night, I brought back some cocklebur and stuffed it into Lin Chuxiu's little hole.

Lin Chuxiu cried out all night in pain and pleasure.

After a long time, Lin Chuxiu said that he was bored again, and Song Chen still went out.

At night, Lin Chuxiu looked forward to it, wondering what good things Song Chen would bring back.

Song Chen brought back a hedgehog.

Lin Chuxiu: ...

Hey, hey, I won't say I'm bored anymore.

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