[Comprehensive] sense of violation

Ximen Chuuxue waved to Tony.

Tony was debating whether to eat preserved eggs or not. He always felt that the color looked too weird. Seeing Ximen Chuuxue who had said to change clothes suddenly appeared outside the door, he walked out slowly with some doubts.

Zhang Yu said from behind: "Turn left in the toilet, don't walk around, you will get lost." It's strange if Tony doesn't get lost in this kind of Chinese-style courtyard.

Tony nodded indiscriminately. After going out, Ximen Chuuxue had already walked a distance away. He looked back at him and continued to move forward. Tony followed him strangely. After turning a corner, he said in a voice: "Ximen Zhuang Lord, what are you doing?" Sneaky.

Ximen Chuuxue showed a strange expression, and Tony felt a little shudder. The owner of Ximen said to change clothes, but he didn't expect to change a whole set of clothes so quickly, and he seemed to be possessed... He watched Ximen Chuuxue take out the clothes from his arms. A small wooden box, holding the wooden box, said: "This is the secret medicine that I have refined for a hundred days, called the Fire Dragon Talisman. It is a traditional Chinese medicine for external use. It is pasted on the navel. Whoever uses it will know," Ximen Chuuxue stroked himself chest, take a deep breath as a comfortable gesture.

Tony: "..."

In fact, he and Ximen Chuuxue were really unfamiliar, after all, they didn't understand the language before, and their personalities were quite different, but Tony always felt that this Ximen Chuuxue in front of him was very strange...

Ximen Chuuxue raised the wooden box again, "It only costs 50 taels."

Tony rolled his eyes, turned around and was about to leave, "...I have no money!"

"Hey, wait!" Ximen Chuuxue chased after him, and stuffed the box into his hand, "If you don't have any money, use it first! Buy it after you use it!"

"...I don't want it," Tony pushed it back, "I don't even have condoms, so what's the use of this."

Ximen Chuuxue was upset, "What kind of set, no matter what kind of set, if you have this, you need another set. There are Bailianrui, Chuanduan, and old papers in it... Anyway, it's awesome! Don't worry, you will regret it!"

"Tony?" Zhang Yu's voice sounded from behind.

Ximen Chuuxue forced the wooden box into Tony's arms in an instant, tilted his head, "Brother Zhang."

Tony squinted at him, "I'm going to the bathroom."

Zhang Yu caught up after he left, and said to Ximen Chuixue with a smile, "Master, changing clothes so quickly, is it because of a bad kidney?"

Ximen Chuixue: "..."

Zhang Yu: "What are you talking about standing here? It's been a while, right?"

Ximen Chuuxue lowered his eyebrows and narrowed his eyes, "Brother Tony came to ask me again, who is more handsome, him or me."

Zhang Yu always felt that the proprietor looked less prudish than before, more like a fake prudence, wondering in his heart, could it be that he fell in love with Tony and blocked people here to tease him?He was chilled by his guess, and tentatively said: "Then who do you think is more handsome?"

Ximen Chuuxue said calmly: "Of course I am more handsome."

Zhang Yu: "..."

...Damn it, did the owner drink too much?

Zhang Yu gave him a weird look, "I'm going to change clothes too, see you later."

When Zhang Yu disappeared, "Ximen Chuuxue" quietly wiped off the disguise on his face.

All the way to the toilet, Zhang Yu was wondering, could it be that the one just now was not Ximen Chuuxue at all... He is not stupid. It's the world of ancient dragons, so I guess I have to guess the disguise technique.

But except for Ximen Chuuxue who said to change clothes, Lu Xiaofeng and the others were still in the living room, could it be the bad guys outside?

If it was a villain... Fortunately, he cleverly did not expose him on the spot, but ran away. It would be an ordinary villain who could sneak into Wanmei Villa.

Zhang Yu trotted all the way to catch up with Tony, "Hey, Tony, was that farm owner really answering your question about who is handsome?"

Tony said inexplicably: "No, he sold me a dog skin plaster." Then Tony took out the small wooden box and showed it to him, "That's it, it seems to be the Chinese version of Viagra, he said he made a hundred God."

... If this is really Ximen Chuuxue, he will chop off his head!Can Ximen Chuuxue practice Viagra? !

Tony said quite complacently: "He forced it to me, I didn't like him, hehehe, do I still need this kind of thing?"

"..." Zhang Yu was holding his breath at first, but he almost lost his breath after listening to Tony's words, "cough cough cough...have some face! Let me tell you, fortunately you didn't plan to use it. The one just now is not the owner of Ximen at all. This thing If you don’t make it right, it will rot jj!”

"So evil?!" Tony was terrified, "Is that Simon fake?"

"That's right, there is something called disguise in China, which can change the face into another person," Zhang Yu pointed at the face, "The ghost just now knows who it is! Pay attention later, If there is a slight change, get out the armor and fire!"

"Then don't you need to remind Lu Xiaofeng and the others? And Ximen, he said to change clothes, is he already in danger?"

"Impossible! One of them is the protagonist!"

Tony nodded solemnly, then looked at the wooden box in his hand, "Well..."

Zhang Yu: "What, what else do you want to try?"

Tony smiled slyly, "I think you are also a layman. If it is useful, I will take it back and test it."

"Look at your heart!" Zhang Yu jumped violently, "I'm still lying to you? Didn't you say that you don't need this for your sexual ability? Fake! Take it back for testing, you won't be ill!"

Tony smiled and said nothing.

They both drank some wine and went to the toilet now.

Zhang Yu walked in, lifted up the corner of his clothes, untied his trousers, and drained the water, then Tony also came over and stood beside him.

"..." Zhang Yu: "The place is very big, can you go to the side?"

Tony smiled maliciously: "Didn't you just say that I can't do it, I'm here to show you what it means to be black and straight."

Zhang Yu: "... Hei Chang didn't mean that, bastard!"

Tony: "I don't know, I thought it was literally."

Zhang Yu went crazy: "That's not this! Black! Long! Straight! Hair!!"

Tony said indifferently: "Okay, okay, anyway, I'm not very dark, look, the color is very appropriate, neither dark nor light, the length is also very impressive, the shape is beautiful, even the urine is farther than others ..."

"..." Zhang Yu almost fell into the cesspit, "I went to your ancestors for eighteen generations, are you saying that I didn't pee far enough?!"

Tony: "Not at this point..."

Zhang Yu looked angry, "Stop talking! Our friendship is already in danger, if you don't want to...ah fuck!"

He was only halfway through when Tony had already grabbed his dick with two fingers, "You're so excited, I thought I'd just poked your heart, isn't that good, it doesn't look like a hidden disease. Urine Although the urine is not as far as mine, it is still normal, could it be that hidden disease?"

(The vitals are clamped) Zhang Yu stiffened, "..."

Tony: "Don't use this expression, they are all men."

"Shut up, gay!" Zhang Yu: "Quickly release that little jj for me, or we'll break up the relationship!!"

Tony pursed his lips, and changed his hand to a grip. His warm fingers pressed against the stem, and he moved skillfully a few times before letting go. After just a few moves, Zhang Yu's scalp was about to explode. Tony laughed and said: "You really don't think about having a fight with me, I'm really good at it."