[Comprehensive] sense of violation

After Zhang Yu fainted, he had a dream. He dreamed that Dr. Banner was angered by him. Under the anger, he transformed uncontrollably, and then razed the city to the ground...

This seemingly gentle and gentle Mr. Bruce Banner is from the same superhero group as Tony - the Avengers. He is a genius physicist whose body is mutated by gamma rays. When he is angry, he will It will turn into the Hulk Hulk, with green skin, a huge body, and powerful destructive power. When the anger subsides, it will turn back.

If this is the case alone, the scary thing about Hulk is that his attacks after transformation are indiscriminate. That is to say, even Tony, who has a good relationship with Bruce, will be attacked by Hulk.Moreover, Hulk's power is theoretically unlimited, the more angry the greater the power.

Damn, this is simply a cheat setting, right?

Zhang Yu has read related works and deeply understands how destructive the Hulk is.

Bruce has been trying to use various methods to control his anger, so that he will not be so irritable and transform, which is probably a blessing in misfortune.

Zhang Yu woke up not long after fainting. He just didn't come up in one breath just now. Now he opened his eyes weakly, and found that Ximen Chuuxue was feeling his pulse, "Thank you, Master Ximen, am I okay?"

Ximen Chuuxue shook his head, "It's okay, it's just a moment of anger."

"Alas..." Zhang Yu thought gloomily, fortunately the Hulk wasn't him, if so, with the anger just now, he would have destroyed the earth three or four times.

As a result, Zhang Yuyou turned his head to look, and was almost not frightened by the soul.

——Rambo's brat is snatching Bruce's glasses, jumping up and down on him, kicking Dr. Banner's face one after another!

Zhang Yu broke down and shouted: "Lambo Bovino!! Stop it!!"

"Oh?" Rambo looked back at him, and threw Bruce's glasses at him with a standard throwing posture, then made a grimace, sticking out his tongue, "Bulubulu~~~"

Zhang Yu was almost angry, but gained strength all at once, got up and grabbed Lanbo with both hands, "How dare you be skinny! See if I don't cut you to death today!!"

At that time, Zhang Yu's face was probably really hideous. Anyway, Bruce quickly supported his shoulder and said, "Take a deep breath, take a deep breath——"

Zhang Yu: "..."

Bruce gestured for him to follow him: "Come on, take a deep breath, this is my way of controlling anger, you should try it."

Zhang Yu: "..."

I won't teach you now!Zhang Yu stared at Lan Bo and expressed this meaning with his eyes, then tied him to the leg of the table, and said embarrassedly to Bruce: "I'm really sorry, that kid is too naughty."

"It's okay, as you said, he's just a child." Bruce smiled gently, "You fainted just now, are you okay?" "No problem," Zhang Yu hesitated, and asked: "Have passed out Before, you seem to have said that you knew what was going on before you came here?"

Bruce nodded, "Your colleague has gone to me and conveyed Tony's opinion to me."

Zhang Yu was shocked and said, "Tony?"

Bruce: "That's right, Tony said that he wanted me to come here to study a project, which is about the space-time travel of rocket launchers ten years later, and he asked me to bring you a set of armor and teach you how to use it."

Zhang Yu: "..."

There was too much information, and Zhang Yu couldn't digest it all at once. He took a look, and there was indeed a box on the coffee table, which looked like the portable armor in Iron Man 2.

After a while, Zhang Yu said in disbelief: "But how did he get another key!"

Bruce was silent for a long time, and said quietly: "...I bought it."

Zhang Yu: "..."

"That's what he said on the phone to me," Bruce imitated Tony's tone vividly, "I can't help it, I have money. I just don't have time, doctor, I'll leave this to you." He pointed to the Box, "He also said that considering your IQ, he would not bring the most advanced armor."

"...I'm fucked." Zhang Yu was so depressed that he wished he could make a phone call right now to question why Lao Liang, an old bastard, could sell the key to Tony—now he knew how freely Tony had been before he left. What is the reason for his attitude and whispering with Lao Liang, the relationship has been planned for a long time-and he still brought the Hulk here... But he was too embarrassed in front of Bruce, so he had to hold back.

But he couldn't help but sigh, "I really admire Dr. Banner's spirit of dedication to science. He specially traveled here to study the calf's cannon."

Bruce said awkwardly: "Actually... I didn't do it voluntarily."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Bruce said a little sullenly: "Tony asked for my opinion, but before I finished thinking about it, he asked your colleague to bring me here directly."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Bruce sighed, "So that's all I can do now."

Zhang Yu almost vomited out a mouthful of blood...

Tony, selling teammate Stark, you are really a good teammate. What kind of evil did Dr. Banner do in his previous life to be friends with him? This teammate sold it and sold it directly to another space!

Although Zhang Yu understands that the main reason he brought Dr. Banner here is definitely not Rambo's ten-year-old rocket launcher, but to send it to Zhang Yu as a high-level free armor maintenance worker, but dear Stark, have you considered it? Zhang Yu's endurance!This is the Hulk!Or is it just how miserable you are that only Bruce, a reliable scientist friend, can get you here!

And he can almost imagine the way Tony opened his hand and said "I'm rich ╮(╯_╰)╭"... What a fucking shame!

I thought that with Headmaster Dumbledore, everything would be safe, but it is a pity that people are not as good as God. Except for the variable of Bruce, with him here, it is a time bomb.

Zhang Yu held back for a long time before announcing: "Dr. Banner will be our new friend from now on, everyone applaud." He took the lead in applauding.

Heizi and Dumbledore were very cooperative and applauded together.

Wuhua, Lu Xiaofeng, Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng didn't understand the meaning, looked at the others, and either hesitantly or cheerfully slapped their hands.

Zhang Yu always felt that something was weird.

After thinking about it for a long time, that’s right, how does this scene feel like it’s either a kindergarten or a multi-level marketing gang welcome...

Forget it ==!

Although Bruce knew the situation long ago, he was unprepared because he was tricked. Zhang Yu allocated a room for him and gave him some clothes.Before Zhang Yu considered that there were more and more people, he specially ordered a batch of T-shirts online. He rummaged through the pile of T-shirts, found several T-shirts related to the Avengers, and gave them to Bruce together.

Bruce picked out a Hulk T-shirt from inside, pursed his lips, and looked at Zhang Yu.

Zhang Yu pretended to be stupid, "This will be your room from now on. If you need anything, you can tell me. I'll let that boy Lan Bo give you his bazooka."

Bruce: "...OK."

Turning around, Zhang Yu went to call Lao Liang angrily, found out the number he had left before and dialed it.

The phone was connected, but it was a mechanical female voice.

"Number verification passed, hello, welcome to call the hotline of the Travel Management Office, press [-] for service, press [-] for business cooperation, press [-] for complaints..."

"==!" Well, how many times does he want to press... Press three!

"...For fault complaints, please press [-], for employee complaints, please press [-]..."

Zhang Yu decisively pressed two.

"For manual service, please press one..."

Then choose manual service.

"Please wait a moment, I am transferring you to customer service... beep, beep, beep—"

"Hello, my name is 3417, which employee do you want to complain about?"

"Old Liang! Damn, I complained to the old Liang of the special accident handling team," Zhang Yu was almost impatient after dawdling over there for so long, what a wonderful organization, "forget it, just give him Come here, let me scold him! He told me this call!"

"Hello, I can't satisfy your last request at present. Your number is verified as a temporary employee. After I searched, the complainant was identified as Liang Youchang of the special handling team, and his grade was certified as a senior employee. Would you like to choose Cross-level complaint?" The customer service chick on the opposite side replied calmly.

Zhang Yu said angrily: "That's right!"

Customer service 3417: "Are you ready to file a complaint?"

Zhang Yu: "Ah? What is that?"

Customer service 3417: "Then please prepare a detailed complaint report of more than [-] words and relevant evidence, and then submit it. We will have someone to investigate. If it is true, we will discuss whether the complaint is valid. If it is valid, we will I invite you to listen to your references to deal with the respondent. If the investigation is not true, we will also discuss your motives and impose a certain…”

Zhang Yu: "..."

"I won't complain anymore!" Zhang Yu yelled angrily, "You can tell him something for me! Be careful, I'll take Bruce Banner to his office and provoke him!"