[Comprehensive] sense of violation

Xiao Tang is a student majoring in tour guides and has just graduated.The competition in the society is so fierce now. It should not be too difficult to find a job, let alone a professional job. Xiao Tang graduated three months ago. When I inquired, only one-third of the people in the class found a job, and they were not tour guides.In fact, the work of this major is not good, it is tiring and strenuous, and the skin of all the seniors who have done this job is so bad.

When Xiao Tang saw a simple invitation to recruit a tour guide on the Internet, he just let it go, but he went with the mentality of just doing it.The recruitment requirements are not high, but the description and treatment are great, she just voted casually, casting a wide net to catch more fish.

Unexpectedly, the other party wrote back five days later, asking her to go for an interview.

It can't be a liar, can it?However, I checked online and found that there is indeed this company, and the official website also has a recruitment notice. The email information and everything are correct. It is still a branch of a foreign company and has only recently opened.It's just that this company is obviously engaged in clean energy, so I don't know why it wants to hire a tour guide.

Xiao Tang asked her classmates again, one of her classmates also voted for this company, and also received an interview invitation.

After checking that there was nothing else going on that day, Xiao Tang went there with the mentality of giving it a try.

Xiao Tang was dumbfounded when he saw the title of the test paper, what kind of trick is this!Why are the questions asked such as "Who killed Wuhua?" "Iron Man or Thor who is more handsome"... The scope covers animation, film and television, etc., and finally some personal life Questions like do you have a boyfriend or something.

When a company engaged in clean energy recruited tour guides, the topic it gave was related to animation, film and television?This is too unreasonable...

Xiao Tang finished the topic in a daze, and she was the first to hand in the paper, because she didn't know how to do anything except life, not a single one!

Who is Wuhua?Who is Heizi?She knows about Iron Man, but how to tell who is more handsome is an iron can or a hammer!

After returning home, I communicated with my classmates on QQ. It is said that most of the students have solved most of the problems, and the nympho chattered with Xiao Tang for a long time. She thinks that Thor is much more handsome than Iron Man.

Xiao Tang thought that he must have nothing to do, so he simply wished his classmates.

As a result, a few days later, Xiao Tang received a call from that company. She had entered the final round, and the director would interview her in person. The other end of the phone said with emotion: "I don't like to watch anything like you these days." It’s too hard to find a little girl with a boyfriend, we value you very much, please do come.”

Xiao Tang: "..."

Xiao Tang thought about it for a long time, and on the day of the appointment, he put on a well-proportioned professional attire and put on light makeup to go to the final interview.

The director who received her claimed to be surnamed Zhang, and sat there wearing a long-sleeved T-shirt and jeans. Xiao Tang could still vaguely see the page of Fighting the Landlord displayed on his computer screen tilted...

"Xiao Tang, sit down." Director Zhang sat at the desk and chatted with Xiao Tang very accommodatingly.

Xiao Tang was a little nervous at first, but then he relaxed. The questions Director Zhang asked were as strange as the written test. He even took some pictures and asked her which one was handsome. Let me go. Don’t all the animated characters look the same? Has it changed? Later, Director Zhang asked her whether to choose a pretty bald head or her boyfriend.

Xiao Tang was unhappy, and said: "Director Zhang, don't say that this bald guy looks like a woman, he is the type I like and I don't choose him, my boyfriend and I have feelings for each other."

Director Zhang laughed, "I just like a little girl like you who values ​​love and righteousness."

"I also value love and righteousness."

Xiao Tang heard someone speak English. Her English is not bad. This is also a hard requirement for the applicant, so she understood it without any obstacles. Looking back, she was still a foreigner with brown hair and big eyes. She was wearing a suit and leaned against the by the door.

Xiao Tang is actually a little face blind. This is a foreigner, and she can't tell the difference in her eyes. If she mixes with a bunch of foreigners, she won't be able to recognize him.But looking at the aura, Xiao Tang felt that he might be a CEO or something.

"You're so fucking awesome." Director Zhang said.

Xiao Tang thinks that he is not the CEO anymore, is it the CEO who can make the director scold his grandson like this?

Then Director Zhang laughed again, "Let me introduce you, Xiao Tang, this is the chairman of our head office."

Xiao Tang: "..."

Xiao Tang was shocked. Damn, the chairman of the head office is so approachable? !Or is it that the director has a background?No wonder you can wear jeans to work.

The chairman came over and shook hands with Xiao Tang, "Hello, I'm Stark. The branch office has just been established. It's time for a lot of talents like you. I hope to have the opportunity to work with you."

Little Tang nodded excitedly.

Regardless of the size of the company, at least he is the chairman—it was not until later that Xiao Tang realized that his company was not only large, but also large, it was considered large in any plane, and it traded across the world.

Director Zhang said: "Our company has just been established. Although it is a registered clean energy source, it doesn't matter..."

Xiao Tang: "..." Is rubbing really not important?

Director Zhang: "That's the head office's business. Our company is mainly responsible for this... well, I don't understand the business terminology. In short, we resell food, toys, pharmaceuticals, high-tech products, whatever is profitable, and travel. "

Xiao Tang: "..." I don't understand, she really doesn't understand...

The chairman also said: "I managed to grab this tourism project. The office in charge of this project was so stupid that they didn't even invite professional tour guides, so I got this short-term tourism project. Now the world is looking for qualified tour guides.”

Xiao Tang exhaled, "I'm not sure if I'm qualified..." She now feels that this company is too strange, is it okay to really join? !

"I think you are very good!" Director Zhang said, "The person in charge of the review also said that you are very good. Don't be so unconfident. The remuneration given by our company hasn't mentioned commissions and benefits. If you lead a group, you need more money." Responsible for promoting the products of our company’s point of sale, if the sales are good, the commission is very high, and the year-end bonus is 24 times the monthly salary.”

Xiao Tang: "!!!"

Wipe...dry!Even go to Iraq to sell arms!If you work for one year, you can eat for five years!

"The last question," the chairman said with a smile, "do you discriminate against homosexuals?"

Xiao Tang: "...huh?"

The chairman resentfully said: "Can't you see... Your director and I are so married..."

"..." Can't tell at all!Brother, are you a crooked nut?Xiao Tang said implicitly: "I don't have any views or opinions on other people's sexual orientation, but you really don't look alike..."

Director Zhang also looked at him contemptuously, "Who is married to you? Don't put gold on your face. We Asians shouldn't be too tender. Last time I was in the New York headquarters, a manager named Ruth also Ask me if I'm a high school student."

The chairman let out a "hehe", "You just don't want to put gold on your face, no matter how tender you are, you can't look like a high school student. Obviously that Ruth is trying to curry favor with you, I hope you can give me pillow wind, Good promotion and salary increase.”

"Show some face," Director Zhang said, "You don't necessarily show up at the headquarters once a fucking month. You might as well flatter Pepper if you want to be promoted!"

"Then I'm also the chairman!" The chairman said one after another, and suddenly thought of something, "Ruth? Is it Ruth from the HR department?"

Director Zhang: "Huh? I don't know if it's from the HR department. There are too many Ruth Jacks in your place. I remember that the Ruth I saw had blonde curly hair."

"Blonde girl with no brains! I knew it was that Ruth!" The chairman gritted his teeth and said, "That woman is a pervert, she likes to eat tender grass, no wonder she got close to you, she must be a coward... this time I must let Xiaojiali fry her!"

"..." Director Zhang asked suspiciously: "What is this time? Could it be that there is another time?"

Chairman: "..."

Director Zhang has a clear expression, "What kind of brainless blonde girl, you must have been chasing her before, but she only likes younger ones, so she didn't dump you, right..."

"She's a pervert!" The chairman said convincingly: "Even if it's a woman who hates me, I can get my hands on it, unless the other party has psychological problems!"

Director Zhang: "...you are narcissistic."

The chairman moaned and said, "I rely on my relationship with Xiaojiali... Let me tell you, you can ignore her next time!"

Director Zhang: "Take care of your own pants zipper..."

"The zipper of my trousers is only for you now, my dear," the chairman smiled maliciously, "did you forget what Sherlock said during the BBQ last month?"

"...Fuck, come on," Director Zhang recalled, "I was blown away by you as soon as I came here. It was the most chaotic scene I've ever seen. Anyone who can be offended is offended... I can't recall! I don't remember how I fell asleep!"

Chairman: "Do you want me to recall it for you? It's me..."

"Wait!" Director Zhang yelled, "Your uncle, there is a girl here!"

Xiao Tang: "...you finally think of me."

Director Zhang smiled embarrassedly, "Then, you can report to the personnel department tomorrow, and we will arrange for you to familiarize yourself with the attractions and the like."

"Thank you Director!" Xiao Tang stood up suddenly, "I also wish you and the chairman a happy relationship for a hundred years!"

Director Zhang: "..."

Chairman: "Thankyousomuch!!"