[Comprehensive] sense of violation

"Director, no, I..."

"you can……"

Zhang Yu pressed Xiao Tang's shoulders and pushed her into the seat, "Look at the camera and smile happily."

Xiao Tang, "I..."

"Stop it," Zhang Yuyu said earnestly, "The company has already promised a villa, what else do you want?"

Xiao Tang burst into tears, "The company also made it clear once and for all what else is hiding from me, okay? I really didn't know that the sights to visit included the fairyland in Nordic mythology..."

Zhang Yu, "Not every place is like Wonderland! For example, there is Hogwarts, a place full of innocence!"

Xiao Tang, "Director tat..."

"Don't talk about Xiao Tang, just sit here and spoil the three views. The director is going on a business trip." Zhang Yu stuffed a stack of documents into Xiao Tang's hands, and waved to Peter, "Continue to take pictures."

Peter was eager to try, "Wait, where are you going on a business trip, are you going to Wonderland, take me with you."

Zhang Yu: "No."

Peter: "No way...then where are you going? I really want to go to Wonderland. The food there is also very delicious."

"Sorry kid, this time I really don't want to go to Northern Europe," Zhang Yu shrugged, "This time I'm going to England, and there is no wizarding world, so I can only take you to eat fish&chips, or look up at the starry sky together, what do you think? "

Peter trembled, "Forget it..."

"Look at your guts," Zhang Yu sneered, "Work hard, you, you always want to go out to play, you want to study, study, you know?! Don't think that you don't have to study because you are Spider-Man. If you are in China , even mutated foreigners have to obediently take the fourth and sixth grades."

Peter muttered: "Then I won't go to college..."

"This brat..." Zhang Yu didn't mind talking about him, and turned around to find Tony and walked away together.

Zhang Yu had just watched the new plot of Detective Sherlock. At this time, Sherlock had been sent back by the staff accepted by the management office. Zhang Yu was so excited. In the name of government-funded travel, I went to England to see Sherlock being beaten.

Before Sherlock left, it caused Zhang Yu a lot of headaches. After he became an Internet celebrity, he left as soon as he said he would. As soon as he disappeared, everyone guessed that he was inter-provincial, and a human flesh search was launched, because the q number used by Sherlock was Zhang Yu. Yu's, board and lodging are all in Zhang Yu's house, a little meat, everything comes out.

The immediate consequence was that all Zhang Yu's online accounts were dug out, and then a bunch of people chased him and asked him questions. Some thought he was Sherlock, and some thought he was Sherlock's family, and they insisted that he admit that Sherlock was the meter being investigated. It made Zhang Yu change Weibo and change numbers.His classmate also called, and the first sentence was: Zhang Yu, you are popular!

Red you uncle ah!

Zhang Yu is not as popular as Sherlock... From the British media all the way to the Chinese Internet...

Tony was delighted to hear about this, and even arranged for Zhang Yu to disappear from the world. After hearing Zhang Yu's talk about Sherlock's return, he seemed to have been domestically abused. He was very happy. He and Sherlock have always been at odds. It's just you saying horse face and me saying dwarf's mutual ridicule.The two wanted to go together, so they had to fly to London immediately to watch the big show!

Sherlock was domestically abused, wait for a thousand years, pass by, don't miss it.

The two sneaked to London with their bags on their backs and looked at each other a few times. Zhang Yu said, "...you're alright. Wearing sunglasses looks like a local tyrant. I look a bit like a bodyguard."

Tony pouted, "My bodyguard weighs twice as much as you."

"..." Zhang Yu: "That's right, come on, put on the scarf so that Sherlock won't recognize you."

Wearing identical scarves, they headed towards the restaurant where Sherlock was beaten as recorded by Zhang Yu, planning to ambush in the restaurant first. The two of them looked like a rural couple who had just made money and went to the city to spend money. Their smiles were fortunately covered by the scarves. He stopped, still holding the dv in his hand, ready to record the scene of Sherlock being beaten and relive it over and over again.

Zhang Yu recalled the clip of Watson beating Sherlock he had watched, "It's too fierce, too fierce! It's not easy being with soldiers."

"That's right, I'm definitely not domestic violence." Tony never forgot to flaunt himself.

Zhang Yu: "...have some face."

Tony said cheekily: "Mine is not considered domestic violence, we beat each other... No, it's not beating at all, it's obviously flirting."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Tony: "Well, don't look at me like that, look over there, the doctor seems to be here."

Zhang Yu looked, isn't that right? Watson came in from the door, sat on the seat he had reserved, and took out the ring box to play with. Today he is going to propose to his girlfriend, but at this time he is not yet I know, the marriage proposal was unsuccessful, but the boyfriend was resurrected...

"Oh my God, I think he's so small from a close distance..." Zhang Yu covered his face with the menu and whispered to Tony, "Smaller than you."

Tony: "..."

Tony: "I'm very dissatisfied with what you say, as if you are as tall as you are..."

Zhang Yuli said confidently: "I'm Asian, and I'm from the south. If you're of a different race, you have the nerve to compare yourself with me."

Tony: "...I miss domestic violence."

"Wait..." Zhang Yu suddenly sat up straight, put down the menu, and stared at a woman walking towards them.

Tony didn't know this person, "What's wrong?"

Zhang Yu originally thought it was an illusion, but when the woman came to their table and stopped, Zhang Yu realized that she was really coming for them.At this time, it was already difficult for him to whisper to Tony. He knew this woman, and he didn't even tell her face. Just by looking at the blackberry that never left his hand, he knew that she was the secretary of Sherlock's brother Mycroft.

"Hi is the most beautiful original match." Sister Blackberry smiled at Zhang Yu and greeted her.

Tony asked suspiciously, "Your friend?"

He dared to confirm that he had no friends in Sherlock's hometown, but he was not sure about Zhang Yu.

Zhang Yu shook his head, trying to think why Miss Blackberry would find him, he was just watching the fun!

Sister Blackberry smiled and put her mobile phone on the table, "My boss is looking for you."

"!!" Zhang Yu looked at the phone in shock, and took a long time to pick it up, thinking in his heart that Sherlock told his brother about his experience, so that Brother Mai knew about him?

Zhang Yu carefully stuck the phone to his ear, "...Hello?"

"Hello," the silky British accent came from over there, making Zhang Yu's ears a little itchy, but the content was... "I don't care who you and your friends work for, the United States or China, I don't care. But today you must not touch Sherlock Holmes."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Mycroft said regretfully: "If he was beaten, no matter once or twice, I would like to watch it. Sir, no matter why you came here, please don't make any moves, otherwise..."

Zhang Yu saw a small red dot appear on the wall next to him, which disappeared after three seconds.

...I wipe, sniper?

Let's just watch the excitement, is it worthwhile for your old man to threaten you personally!

Zhang Yu was speechless, "Mr. Holmes, you misunderstood, we are Sherlock's friends..." After being tricked by him, I wanted to see a joke, but I don't know if we are friends!

"He has no friends, I thought it would be easy to find out," Mycroft interrupted them lightly, "Two people who suddenly appeared in London like a miracle, I have to say, your tactics are very clever, and your disguise is also very good." very perfect."

What?

Zhang Yu froze for a moment before trying to understand why he was misunderstood.

He and Tony were directly teleported to London, so there is no way there is any trace. It is estimated that because of this, they were targeted by the all-pervasive secret service department. In addition, he, like Mycroft, was targeted tonight What a show, Mycroft must have watched them.But Zhang Yu’s company is now cooperating with the Transit Management Office and S.H.I.E.L.D. For example, Tony’s authority is quite high. They have all been instructed by professionals, and Tony’s high technology, I guess Mycroft is so guessed.

What a misunderstanding!

Just as Zhang Yu wanted to speak, Mycroft had already said: "If the two gentlemen don't want to be married couples, please stay where you are with my secretary for half an hour. I'm so frank, and I hope you can Be cooperative."

"...orz" it's just a mandarin duck... all the reasoning ability is put on other people's sexuality, Brother Mai!Zhang Yu said to him speechlessly: "So... Sherlock never mentioned me to you?"

Mycroft: "Huh?"

Zhang Yu: "This... If you get in touch with me a little bit, you should know. I believe in your reasoning ability, Mr. Holmes." He and Tony can indeed be said to be working for a certain organization-S.H.I.E.L.D. consultant, Most of Mycroft's reasoning may be right, except that he is not from this world.

This is the second time he has called out Mycroft's surname, and McCulloft, including his secretary, has never reported his family name, and McCulloft must have noticed this, "As for now, we are willing to Sit here and watch the play."

Mycroft was silent for a moment, then agreed.