[Comprehensive] sense of violation

"I, and Iron Man are friends," Sheldon thumped his chest like a Hulk, "Can you sign my Iron Man comics, figurines, and bed sheets for me," he also pulled out his phone, frantically He grinned and took a photo with Tony...

Tony made a scissors hand in a timely manner, "Of course."

"uh..." Leonard was squeezed away by Sheldon due to his size, and he was holding his mobile phone, and said to Tony eagerly, "Can you sign my comics, 'My dear friend Leonard' ,"

Tony: "...OK."

Leonard stretched his neck: "Then the signature is Tony Stark, who loves you the most."

Tony: "Sorry, are you gay?"

Leonard: "I have a girlfriend..." He quickly took out a photo of himself and Penny, "Look, this is my girlfriend, isn't she pretty?"

"Thank you, I'm just asking, you know, my boyfriend is very jealous..." Tony said, "Your girlfriend is very beautiful, and you are a good match."

Leonard: "Thank you!!!"

"Boyfriend who likes to be jealous." Zhang Yu sat at his desk playing Doudizhu, without raising his head, hehe, "I put money on my face again."

"Oh..." Tony said to Leonard, "He just can't resist my charm."

Leonard smirked, "I think so."

"Who can resist!" Sheldon said seriously, "The charm of Iron Man!"

Leonard: "Ah... I don't think he knows what he's talking about."

Sheldon stared at him wide-eyed.

"I think so." Zhang Yu said so, then turned his head to Sheldon and said, "Dr. Cooper, who do you think has a higher IQ, you or Iron Man?"

"Of course it's me." Sheldon didn't even think about it, "I'm iq180..."

Tony smiled indifferently, and didn't mind Zhang Yu's behavior of dismantling himself.

Leonard half-raised his head and thought for a while, "Well...I think Iron Man also has 180 seven girlfriends."

Zhang Yu said with a half-smile, "Really?"

"I haven't counted it..." Tony waved his hand, "But let's not mention the past deeds."

Leonard twisted his fingers, and said in disbelief: "Yeah, I really didn't expect that Iron Man, Tony Stark would turn into a gay [comprehensive master Honghuang] and become a god in the end!"

"That's normal," Sheldon said suddenly.

It was the first time Tony heard this statement, and he couldn't help asking, "Why..."

"Don't ask, don't ask, don't ask!" Although Leonard tried his best to stop it, it was obviously too late. Tony had already asked, so he could only say sadly: "Herego..."

Sure enough, Sheldon explained sternly: "In terms of probability, Tony Stark does have a [-]% possibility of turning. Although this possibility is small, it is still possible. And in terms of Marvel's parallel universe Saying that Tony Stark is a gay universe would only be less blabla than if he were a woman...”

Tony actually listened carefully, and then said to Sheldon: "Is it possible that in a parallel world, you and Leonard are together?"

Leonard: "..."

Sheldon thought about it for a while, and then said firmly: "Less than or equal to zero."

Leonard: "..."

Shelton: "But I think there are several universes where I may be a female in the student department. But you can never choose the Department of Geology. Geology is not a science."

Leonard squinted at him, "Please go to the office of the Geology Department next time and say..."

"Why?" Sheldon asked seriously.

"Go and see if they beat you..."

"So..." Zhang Yu rubbed his chin, "Is it possible that in a certain universe, I have been promoted and raised my salary to be the CEO and reach the pinnacle of my life?"

Tony patted his suit collar, "Isn't it good to just marry the CEO?"

"Not bad." Zhang Yu replied without raising his head.

Tony said to Sheldon: "Dr. Cooper, I think you will be interested in one of our projects that are still in the cradle, about parallel universes and time travel."

"Time travel?" Someone who compared himself to Einstein immediately showed an expression of interest, "I am very interested, what do you find in this regard?"

"Well, you also know that I come from another world, and in a certain world, there is a technology that travels ten years later," Tony glanced at Zhang Yu, "Actually, my boyfriend and I can determine so quickly Relationship, or because we went to the future and found that we are actually a good couple ten years later."

"It's a resentful couple who never got married." Zhang Yu laughed and complained.

"The future affects the present?" Leonard adjusted his glasses, "Interesting, it's a space-time paradox, about this..."

"I'll do some research on this," Sheldon answered, confidently saying, "Leonard usually does some useless research, so I can't help you at all, Tony, take me to see it now." That machine that can travel through time and space would be great."

Leonard: "...Hi!"

Tony: "Don't worry, you have plenty of opportunities. I already have some experience with that machine, and we can talk about it then."

Leonard: "Sheldon... You said before that your research has reached a critical period, and your black hole information paradox is ok?"

"Leonard! You have to know the priorities!" It turned out to be Sheldon to teach Leonard a lesson?

"..."

Tony also understood that this was basically the daily routine of these two roommates, so he stopped trying to persuade him. He sat next to Zhang Yu and whispered to Zhang Yu: "Basically... I have seen this Dr. Cooper a little bit, you Do you think we should introduce someone to him?"

"Who is it?" Zhang Yu stared at his cards, "Are you talking about the four hundred aunt? No way, although Peter is a top student, his IQ should not be as abnormal as Sheldon's, and their research directions are different. Daming Huchen The latest chapter, a good-looking novel:."

"No, I'm not talking about Peter Parker."

"Uh...you are too ruthless," Zhang Yu said, "If you introduce Bruce to him, regardless of whether he likes Bruce very much, Bruce will definitely be inspired by his personality and turn into a Hulk..."

"...You play this." Tony gave him speechless instructions on how to play cards, glanced at the cards and casually reported his opponent's cards, "But you still lost."

"..." Zhang Yu: "Don't affect my fun of playing cards! Do you think you are the only one with high-definition image memory, and Sheldon also has it!"

Sheldon took the time from the other side, "Are you talking about me?"

"It's okay." Zhang Yu dismissed

Up him.

Tony said resentfully: "Then don't ignore me...the bed is so harmonious, but the bed is so cold."

"Oh, the Chinese are shy," Zhang Yu immediately ended the game and dealt the cards again, "I'm sorry my dear, I can't get enthusiastic."

"...You're just addicted to playing cards and games." Tony continued quietly: "You were perfunctory to me just now, guessing randomly, you must know who I want to talk about..."

"Okay, okay, I just think you are too bad." Zhang Yu glanced at him, "Sherlock? Are you mistaken... How much hatred does he have with you? I have seen military doctors domestically abuse him. Do you still want to punish him?"

"It's not necessarily that he will lose," Tony said sincerely, "and the short roommates of the two of them can also have a good communication."

"Pfft, then you can go together too, you're also a 'short' roommate." Zhang Yu couldn't help but laugh, he never tires of playing with height stalks (hei).

Tony put his hand on his waist, "Is it..."

"Let go, let go!" Zhang Yu shouted, "I'm about to win!"

Tony: "Dr. Cooper, Dr. Hofstadter, can you go out and argue!"

Leonard and Sheldon looked at each other, Leonard said "ah", came to his senses, dragged Sheldon out, and heard Sheldon complaining: "Why are you pulling me, I want to fight with Steel Let's talk for a while!"

"Shutup Sheldon!" Leonard shouted directly.

"Close the door and thank you."

"Yes, yes..." Leonard turned around blackly and closed the door.

Zhang Yu: "..."

He slowly left his seat and moved back...

Tony moved his ten fingers, and smiled lewdly, "Honey, you can't escape—"

forever.

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