[Comprehensive] sense of violation

This person who fell from the sky scared Zhang Yu and his mother, especially Zhang Jing, who covered her mouth and said in horror: "Oh my god, is this a person? Is this a person?"

"It doesn't look like a meteorite." Tony touched his chin and said.

Playing off again... every time playing off...

Zhang Yu was so angry that his head was dizzy, his eyes went dark, and he almost fell down. Fortunately, he was supported by Bruce and Tony alone, and he walked to the side of the man with erratic steps. First, he saw a curly hair, and Da Xia's. He was actually wearing a long trench coat, he took a deep breath, resisted the urge to throw the man downstairs and said "Nothing happened, let's continue", and turned him over.

This person is still wearing a scarf, has scratches on his face, and his eyes are closed tightly, but his facial features can be seen to be three-dimensional, that is, his face has grown... Wait, what? ! !The face is longer?

Tony: "Who is this?"

Zhang Yu: "...wait a minute, I'll wake him up."

Zhang Jing looked back at the window in confusion, "Where did he fly in from?"

Zhang Yu directly poured a basin of water and splashed it on the man's face, drenching his messy curly hair. He suddenly opened his eyes. The inorganic pupils seemed to be very light gray, but Occasionally, the angle changes, and under the reflection of sunlight, it looks blue or green again.

"...ah!" He groaned, sat up, tore off his scarf in twos and twos, took off his coat, wiped off the water on his face, rubbed the painful place, and started talking Come on, with a deep and powerful voice, "Why did I jump here after jumping off a building..."

Zhang Jing's eyes became strange, and she wanted to speak, Zhang Yu said nervously: "How do I know! You danced wrong! This is my home, go out and dance again."

He glanced at Zhang Yu, stayed on him for about three seconds, then glanced at the surrounding environment, "I..."

Zhang Yu looked at him nervously. If this is really the person he guessed, obviously, it would be over as soon as he opened his mouth...

But the other party smiled after seeing his nervous expression, "You know me?"

Zhang Yu: "..."

Zhang Jing hesitated and said, "Are you... that... Sherlock Holmes actor?"

Sherlock raised his eyebrows, "Remove the word actor, and this sentence is valid."

Zhang Yu forced a smile, "Entering the play... so deep, that, Robert, you have played Sherlock Holmes before, do you want to communicate..."

It took Tony a long time to realize that he was talking to himself, "Huh? I have acted? Oh yes, I have acted..."

Zhang Jing slapped Zhang Yu on the head, grabbed his ears, and raised her voice an octave, "You still say it! How dare you say it!"

"Ah!!" Zhang Yu almost burst into tears in pain, "Mom!"

Zhang Jing didn't relax at all, and there was a tendency to get worse, "I feel weird, tell me! Where do you work now!"

Zhang Yu replied with tears in his eyes: "Walk through the management office..."

"I knew it!" Zhang Jing finally let go, but poked him on the forehead with her finger instead, "Did that shameless father of yours come to look for you? Seeing you like this, I know you have been tricked by him." ,stupid!"

A stupid word that almost turned into a solid nail on Zhang Yu's forehead was truly deafening.

Zhang Jing sneered and said, "That's a bunch of psychopaths! If you work for them, you will become hooligans sooner or later!"

Zhang Yu: "..."

Zhang Jing: "Little bastard, you still want to lie to me. I think it's wrong! Ever since your Aunt Wang called me, well, I really recruited a group of dubious people back, and the house was also taken over by them. Did you get it wrong? Are you injured? I said why are your steps so flimsy? You’re so stupid! You’re still working for the management office!"

Zhang Yu: "..."

Zhang Yu was completely killed by the scolding, Ren Zhangjing pointed at his head and scolded him for 5 minutes, then glared at him bitterly, "Did you sign the contract?"

Only at this time did Zhang Yu have a chance to speak, and explained the matter in a bamboo tube, "...So, I am just a temporary worker now, Mom, as long as I catch that bitch, I will quit."

Facing Zhang Jing, Zhang Yu decisively changed the name of his dead father.

"I'm cheating on my son..." Zhang Jing sneered again and again, "It's been so many years, dogs can't stop eating shit, and with the efficiency of their office, there's no telling when they'll be able to catch that bitch. If that's the case, do it first It doesn't matter, those who support the office, don't let them know that I know."

Zhang Yu said cautiously, "What do you mean?"

Zhang Jing said expressionlessly: "Of course I know where that bitch can hide. I'll go and arrest him personally. You keep the people in the office secret, otherwise we won't be able to lynch..."

Zhang Yu suddenly shuddered, and then bowed his head in response. He didn't expect his mother to know so much...

"Then I'll go first, don't let them notice, you just say I was covered by you." Zhang Jing glanced around for a week, "You also tightened the skin on me, today's business is not over!"

Zhang Yu: "..."

Zhang Jing left in a hurry. The total visit here was less than an hour, but the changes it brought about were huge.

First of all, as soon as Zhang Jing left, Tony said maliciously: "What a good show..."

Zhang Yu: "...you shut up."

Obviously Jarvis was there, Tony understood Zhang Jing's words just now, he imitated Zhang Jing's movements, poked Zhang Yu's forehead and said in non-standard Chinese: "You idiot~"

Zhang Yu fell to the ground with a groan.

Tony: "...?!!"

Tony squatted down and patted his face, and found that it was not an act, so he became even more anxious. He looked at Bruce and said, "doctor, he is really brainless? Why did he poke his forehead and then he fell down!"

Bruce: "...you ask Simon."

Tony let Jarvis act as an interpreter and asked Ximen Chuuxue again.

Ximen Chuuxue walked over silently to feel Zhang Yu's pulse, "After the serious injury has not healed, my mood fluctuates too much, and I feel dizzy..."

"..." Tony picked him up speechlessly, and put him on the sofa, "This is too rude...to say it."

"I gave him the infusion of zhenqi and he naturally woke up. You should be careful what you say during this time. What happened just now seems to have stimulated him a lot." Ximen Chuuxue said while pressing Zhang Yu's vest to give him zhenqi.

Tony muttered: Oedipus...

After a while, Zhang Yu woke up holding his forehead, "Oh my god, my god..."

Tony: "Your mother is gone."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Zhang Yu: "I'll go...was it you just now, did you poke me out?"

Tony said cunningly: "No, Simon said that you are angry with yourself."

"...Damn it, it was you! It was you who knocked me out!" Zhang Yu looked at Sherlock with a big head, "There is a newcomer here, who will explain to him what this place is..."

Brother Weasley raised his hand, "We're coming! We're coming!"

This one isn't easy to fool... He looked at Sherlock and asked, "Do you believe in superheroes (pointing to Tony), magic (pointing to the Weasley brothers) and parallel universes?"

Sherlock put his hands in his trouser pockets, glanced around again, and said with a blank expression: "It's between disbelief and belief, and more information is needed to prove it."

"It's good to talk to smart people QAQ," Zhang Yu: "I believe, you have already performed it in your heart for everyone present... What do you think I am doing! Don't talk about me! Don't talk about me!"

"..." Sherlock: "...It seems that you not only know me."

"I've heard a great name for a long time! It's like thunder! You can play him a bit, and let me go." Zhang Yu said, pointing at Tony.

Sherlock: "Ah... not only because of the single-parent family, I have become dependent and respectful of my mother, and I can even say that I am afraid, and I have been isolated at home all year round, with split personality, procrastination, serious failure, and maybe I can speak Klingon at home, because I don’t like sports, like to drink carbonated drinks, eat junk food, stay up late and watch TV on the Internet. Irregular work and rest time lead to poor physical fitness, low immunity, poor liver and stomach, and a possibility of heart disease. If things go on like this, I probably won’t live to be 60 years old and no one will die, so I stay up late. Affects sperm count and motility, plus you obviously don't have a girlfriend at present or in the future, and from the fact that you have been blocking me from talking, you know that I am familiar with me and I have probably read a lot about me So you're so terrified that I'm analyzing your situation as if it'd upset you, but you're happy to have me analyze other people for your own entertainment, typical of... huh, mortal."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Three seconds later, Zhang Yu fainted again.

Ximen Chuuxue: "What did I just say?"

The author has something to say: from the BBC mini-series, an overhead version of Sherlock Holmes, the detective story of Sherlock Holmes that took place in modern London.

The protagonist is a poisonous genius with high IQ and low EQ. He uses his unique deduction method to deduce everything that happens to others, reasoning about personnel from details, and a man with subtitles【.

But the biggest feature is not IQ or subtitles, but a long face.