[Comprehensive] sense of violation

Zhang Yu knows this truth: To deal with a thick-skinned person, your skin is thicker than him.

That's why he decisively chose to hug Stark's thigh, but it turns out that Tony's face can never be underestimated. After being hugged by Zhang Yu's leg, he sat down directly, and snorted a few times with his hand on Zhang Yu's head. Xia Mao, "Wow! Woah!"

Zhang Yu: "..."

Adult Lanbo: "Moo~~"

Zhang Yu: "..."

Zhang Yu looked back at the adult Lan Bo, "Selling you MB is cute."

The lord Lan Bo hugged his leg tightly again in aggrieved way, "Aren't you cute?"

"I threw up." Zhang Yu rolled his eyes at him.

Tony: "So...do you want to keep hugging?"

"It's cheaper for you..." Zhang Yu felt that he couldn't compare with Tony, so he let go of him, and then kicked the lord Lan Bo, "Let go!"

Master Lan Bo climbed up a little bit, "No..."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Well, in fact, he is not only inferior to Tony, but also inferior to the adult Rambo.

Zhang Yu simply leaned back roguely, "Then it's up to you, anyway, you have to figure out Wuhua's address for me."

Sherlock: "Well... can't you find it yourself?"

"You also know that Wuhua will be easy to cover! And there are so many here, if there is no one, you have to expand the scope, do you know how hard it is to find... Now there is a person here who knows the situation, why not use it ? Why?" Zhang Yu retorted confidently.

Sherlock paused, "Do you know how long a person's memory is? How much do you think you can remember about the details of events ten years ago?"

Zhang Yu: "Drink, let alone ten years, I don't remember anything I wrote for the college entrance examination composition."

Sherlock: "So...?"

Zhang Yu: "So I just want to go on strike."

"Okay! Good idea!" Tony clapped his hands and stood up, "Everyone, wash up and sleep."

Sherlock: "It's three o'clock in the afternoon."

Tony: "You're not...you know that? I'm..."

Sherlock looked up at him, "Know what?"

Tony: "...Forget it."

Zhang Yu threw the pillow on the sofa angrily, "It's so heartless! I'm going to be killed! Kill me!! Someone is waiting to kill me!"

Tony: "...huh?"

Zhang Yu: "You still want to wash up and sleep!!"

Tony: "..."

Sherlock: "Vexatious."

Zhang Yu covered his face: "You must allow victims the right to lose their temper."

"I am also a victim!" The adult Lan Bo climbed up a few steps and hugged Zhang Yu by the waist, "Brother Yu! Brother Yu! Just let me go!"

Zhang Yu stared at him without saying a word.

The adult Lan Bo dared to look at him at first, but after five seconds of staring, his eyes began to flicker, 15 seconds later his body began to tremble, and 20 seconds later he completely collapsed, letting go and Zhang Yu curled up into a ball, tears streaming down his face.

Tony: "..."

Sherlock: "..."

Zhang Yu: "What are you looking at me for? He must have thought of some bad memories. As for whether I'm in this memory... I don't think so. What do you think, Lanbo sauce?" The adult Lanbo cried The voice became louder and clearer, and it was also mixed with sobs and vague words, similar to "big devil" and "tentacle monster" (...).

"...It really has something to do with me." Zhang Yu muttered to himself, stroked the adult Lan Bo's hair, and said with a fake smile: "Such an adult, I don't know how to get out and cry."

The lord Lan Bo turned over and crawled away.

Zhang Yu: "You continue to remind me of Wuhua's address."

The adult Lanbo's body froze for a moment, and then continued to climb.

Neither Tony nor Sherlock can express any opinions on Zhang Yu's behavior...

Zhang Yu: "I feel a little tired."

Tony: "Of course."

"I will never love again..." Zhang Yu muttered and climbed onto the sofa.

Sherlock: "There is another way. You don't have to force Lan Bo to recall Wuhua's address for you, and you don't need to search for him in these pictures." Zhang Yu's eyes lit up, "Hey, if there is this way, why don't you tell me earlier? !"

Tony sneered, "But who knows if Zhang Yu is willing to use this method." Although he said so, it was completely in the tone of "Zhang Yu is definitely not willing".

Zhang Yu: "...What's the matter, there are really two Sherlock Holmes with me now? Don't play charades, I don't understand what you two are saying." Tony squinted at Sherlock.

Sherlock didn't look at him, but said to Zhang Yu, "I don't want to? Are you brave?"

Zhang Yu: "Courage? Ah... it's not bad, why, you can't be..."

Sherlock: "Accompany me to observe nearby tomorrow, I need to conduct a field investigation."

"Eh? On-site survey? Well, I thought you wanted me to be the bait, no problem, detective, it's up to you." Listening to the question he asked himself, Zhang Yu really thought he was asking me to be the bait, and immediately Don't worry, he also knows that Sherlock's speech is very jumpy, so he ignores the connection between the previous and the previous issues, and happily rushed to the adult Lanbo, "Lanbo sauce! Did you think of it!!"

The lord Lan Bo just crawled to the corner, Zhang Yu rushed up to sit on him, and sat on his back, "Moo, run away?"

Master Lanbo: "...￥#%@%&*"

Zhang Yu: "Honey, why are you messing up your words?"

Master Lan Bo said dying, "Get down, come down...you are so heavy..."

Zhang Yu: "Hehe, what a guts."

"I was wrong... TT don't torture me anymore," the lord Lan Bo fell to the ground all of a sudden, "I don't dare anymore...I'll just think about it!"

Then Zhang Yu Shi Shiran stood up, "Let me just say, as an anime character, your memory should be very good, and you are not the Guardian of Thunder of the Pengo Lie family, it is a little bit responsible." !"

...This has nothing to do with Lei Shou!Master Lan Bo felt that his whole body was going to be messed up.

Behind Zhang Yu's unnoticed back, Tony and Sherlock stared at each other coldly for ten seconds.

Then Sherlock lay down expressionlessly, put the computer back on his chest and started typing.

Tony looked at him with his arms crossed for a moment, then walked away too.

On the dinner table the next day.

While chewing vegetables, Zhang Yu said vaguely, "Sherlock, I'm going to the supermarket later, don't you want to do a field survey, so let's go together."

Sherlock seemed to have just recovered, "Huh? Oh, good."

Ye Gucheng, whose presence was so low that everyone began to protest that the author had to bluntly add a few lines to him, said, "Do you need me to go with you?"

"Huh?" Zhang Yu waved his hand, "There are not many things, and Sherlock and I are enough."

Bruce asked worriedly, "Is it really enough?"

"Why is it not enough? Sherlock doesn't have the small arms and legs of Heizi. Besides, there are really not many things this time." Zhang Yu said in confusion.

Lu Xiaofeng smiled meaningfully, "Really? Then you don't need me to go with you?"

"I know you are good at lightness kung fu, but what are you all doing so diligently today?" Zhang Yu rolled his eyes.

Lu Xiaofeng shrugged, "I just care about you."

Zhang Yu: "Then next time you carry the rice."

Lu Xiaofeng shut up.

Zhang Yu: "...Cut."

Heizi blinked, "I think Mr. Stark or Lanbo can go together."

Zhang Yu almost spit out, "You asked Stark to kiss him, did you want him to quarrel with Sherlock in the street? Lanbo... If Lanbo goes, we really need the Lord Ye to help move things, can he Empty the supermarket!"

Heizi glanced at him blankly, "...Oh."

Everyone is a little weird today, and their words seem to have some deep meaning!

People are lazy when the weather is hot, and Zhang Yu has never been a brainy person, so two hours later, he began to cry: "You bastards!! You can't speak clearly!! Go to hell!!! "