[Comprehensive] sense of violation

"Impossible... This is definitely not my house..."

Zhang Yu supported the wall, not knowing whether he was dizzy due to the aftereffects of time travel, or because of the home that seemed to have experienced an explosion...

What's even more frightening is that Tony Wuhua and Heizi are sitting on the sofa playing checkers safely!

"Tony Stark!" Zhang Yu called out to Tony angrily, "What have you been doing while I'm away!"

"Oh Zhang, you're back." Tony turned to look at him, and said innocently, "NO, I didn't make this place."

"It's not who you are! Who else has this destructive power here besides you!" Zhang Yu came in angrily, thinking that as long as Aunt Wang is not deaf, she should call the police now, let alone call her mother up!

Tony shrugged, "There are indeed, newcomers."

"Who!!" Zhang Yu rolled up his sleeves, his face was ferocious, "I'll see if I kill him!"

"Here." Heizi bent down and picked up a box. When he opened it, there was a four or five-year-old child with a messy afro, wearing a cow jumpsuit and two horns, and was soundly asleep.

"... Lanbo?" Zhang Yu's face turned green. Isn't this the kid in "Family Teacher" who loves to cry, eat, and play with grenades!No wonder his house looks like it has been bombed... The relationship has really been bombed!

When Lan Bo woke up, he opened his eyes and saw Zhang Yu's distorted face, "Monster!!"

Then he jumped up suddenly, jumped out of the box with the jumping power that an ordinary five-year-old kid shouldn't have, and kicked Zhang Yu in the face!He was still mumbling: "Wahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, Master Lanbo is not afraid of you!"

With quick eyesight and quick hands, Tony grabbed Lan Bo by the tail of the bull and hung him upside down in the air.

"Let go! Let go of Lord Lanbo! Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Lan Bo tossed and tossed in the air for a few times and failed to break free, so he began to howl.

"Just carry it like this, I'll be right back." Zhang Yu said to Tony with a gloomy expression, then turned and ran downstairs to Aunt Wang's house.

As soon as she knocked on the door of her house, Aunt Wang scolded, "I was going up to find you just now! It's even bigger today, you kid ignored my words, I have to call Mom this time!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, my pressure cooker exploded, and I haven't got dinner."

"Ouch..." Aunt Wang suddenly couldn't bear it, "you young guys, you don't have a girlfriend when your mother is not around, you just don't know how to take care of yourself, the pot is exploding, why don't you come to my house to eat, bring your A few friends."

"It's okay, I'll take them to the restaurant. I came to your house to borrow a dog leash." Zhang Yu said hurriedly.

Aunt Wang was puzzled and said, "You don't have a dog, do you? Why do you need a leash?" Aunt Wang's family used to have a wolf dog, which died of old age, but the leash is still in memory.

Zhang Yu: "My friend fostered a little cow with me. I'll tie it with a chain."

"Cow? Do cows need a dog leash..." Although Aunt Wang was puzzled, she turned around and found the dog leash and gave it to him.

Zhang Yu went back with the chain, put the leather loop on Lanbo's shoulders and waist with a straight face, locked it again, and tied the other end to his hand, "Little rascal, let me tell you, if you dare to make trouble again, I will boil you!" To make beef stew! This chain, when will you be good and when will you untie it!"

Lan Bo was stunned for three seconds, "Yes, patience, patience... Master Lan Bo can't help it!"

...and burst into tears again.

Zhang Yu commanded Heizi without changing his expression, "Get him something to eat."

After sobbing, Lan Bo took the pork jerky that Heizi handed to him, and stopped crying. While eating, he cursed at Zhang Yu vaguely and incoherently...

Tony gestured and said, "This...do you have any laws on child abuse in China?"

Zhang Yu: "I will untie him now and then you can explain why he is here, okay..."

Tony: "I explained it, he can't understand, please, he's so small, he can't fill that box..."

Zhang Yu: "Well, so the result is that we were blown up together."

Tony: "..."

Zhang Yu caressed his scorched sofa, "Why don't you take care of my house if you have time..."

Tony: "I think so. The room is intact. Why don't I just stay in the bedroom from now on? What do you think?" Zhang Yu: "...not so good."

Tony spread his hands, "The only thing that can help you is the decoration company and magic."

As soon as he finished speaking, the door that was already leaning on the door frame, which had been hit twice, broke open with a loud noise, and the third person who broke through the door rolled all the way to the center of the living room...

Everyone: "..."

"Oh?" Lan Bo blinked his grape-green eyes, jumped to the man's chest, grabbed his waist-length silver-white beard and giggled, "Oh, his beard is so long!" Then he pulled it hard !

"Ai! Ai Ai!" The old man who had been dizzy woke up suddenly, and his bearded face wrinkled into a ball.

"Come back!" Zhang Yu tugged the chain, pulled Lan Bo back, hugged him in his arms and pinned down his hands and feet, then stretched out his hand to pull the bearded old man.

The old man stood up with the strength of his hand, patted the ashes on his robe, adjusted his half-moon glasses, his face was a little confused, but he still stretched out his hand to Zhang Yu, "Albus Dumbledore, Thank you young man for saving my beard, where is this?"

Dumbledore?

Yes, the glasses, the fancy wizard robes... too obvious.

Zhang Yu didn't expect that the second key was in his hand, and it was triggered so soon.

He also stretched out his hand to hold Dumbledore's, "Principal Deng, welcome, this is my home, my name is Zhang, Zhang Yu."

Dumbledore looked around at the (broken) house, which was clearly Muggle world, "I hope I didn't cause this, oh...it seems you know me, and that I'm a headmaster, but forgive me, you Shouldn't you be a Hogwarts student?"

Zhang Yu smiled, "Don't worry, this brat did it all. Also, although I really wanted to, I didn't receive the notice when I was ten years old. In fact, I'm not a wizard."

Dumbledore nodded, "Obviously, then... why did I come here? Zhang, do you know the reason? I didn't even feel the slightest wave of magic, so... I came to your house."

"You came here for the same reason as them," Zhang Yu pointed, "Tony Stark, Heizi Tetsuya, Wuhua, and Rambo Bovino (Dumbledore nodded one by one, and took turns Lanbo made a grimace when he arrived at Lanbo), I believe that as a wizard, you should understand what I want to say better, please sit down first."

Dumbledore looked at the sofa and smiled kindly, "If you don't mind—"

"I don't mind at all." Zhang Yu said quickly, "I invite you."

Dumbledore drew his wand, "Reparo—" and with another wave, "Scourgify!"

Under the spell of this powerful wizard, the living room, which had been blown up unsightly by Rambo, quickly returned to its original state, even cleaner and tidy than before.

"Wow~" Tony sat down on the newly cleaned sofa, "magic magic, better than a demigod I know. Mr. Dumbledore, besides this, can you make the ingredients automatically become delicious? magic?"

Dumbledore looked at a few of them and blinked, "It seems that the life of a few bachelors with children is not easy."

"Fuck you, don't you feel tired just soaking noodles?" Zhang Yu pushed him away a bit, led Dumbledore to sit down, and explained to him about the space and the key again.

Dumbledore did not question this explanation, but was very interested in how Zhang Yu traveled through space without any magical fluctuations, and he was very helpless about Lanbo.Lan Bo was more interested in the beards of the grandfather who came to Zhang Yu's house with him and his front and back feet, and was more interested in traveling through space than the grandfather. He was held by Zhang Yu's side and even pawed at Dumbledore's beard.

"Oh... oh..." Dumbledore grabbed his beard, and finally had to grab a few candies from his pocket, hesitated, picked another one (...), and put it in Rumble's hand, " Come on, Peanut Butter."

After getting the snacks, Lan Bo did not make any fuss anymore, but after he ate the candy, he immediately went crazy again, "Give the rest to Lord Lanbo! Lord Lanbo still wants to eat! "

Although Dumbledore couldn't understand his words, he could still understand his actions, "Do you want more?"

"No!" Zhang Yu knocked Lan Bo on the head, "Principal Deng don't care about him, children's teeth will break if they eat too much sugar."

Lan Bo bit Zhang Yu's clothes, "Wuuu, Master Lan Bo wants to eat candy, you scoundrel, you are doomed, Master Lan Bo wants to blow you up—"

"Are you going to blow me up?" Zhang Yu immediately tore off the curtain tie and bound Lan Bo's hands, "I'll untie it for you when you eat."

Lanbo: "...Wow wow wow wow!!!"

Zhang Yu didn't care, and said with a smile: "Comrades, now a new problem is coming. I only have four rooms here, and now we have six people. The rooms need to be redistributed."

Lanbo: "Master Lanbo wants the biggest room!"

"Shut up, you sleep in the box." Zhang Yu said: "Principal Deng is the oldest, and you sleep in a room alone, do you three have any objections?"

Tony immediately said: "I am the second oldest, and I also need to sleep in a room alone, you must have no objections."

"You..." Zhang Yu thought for a while, damn it, he is really the second oldest, and more than a little older...

Tony: "Thank you, I'll sleep with the original one and not move it. Also, I think Heizi is young and should have his own independent space. I think you and Mr. Bald should sleep in the same room, and you can take turns taking care of the box. Where's the cow?"

Zhang Yu: "..."

Wuhua: "What did he say?"

Zhang Yu: "...he said he wanted to share a room with you."

The author has something to say: The appearance of the cute little cow Lanbo in different periods, the top two are normal, five years old, grenades and ten years later rockets and all kinds of odds and ends are stuffed in the exploding head, how amazing it is ... Artifact.The following three are 15-year-old, 25-year-old, 15-year-old bodies and [-]-year-old souls, all of which are fried chicken cute><The demigod he mentioned by Tony refers to Thor, the god of thunder in Norse mythology, and also a manga A member of the Avengers in China, and there is a "thor" in the movie "Thor" that tells the soul-stirring (pseudo) indecent love between him and his brother Loki. The so-called I abused my brother thousands of times, and my brother treated I am like first love, touching my heart!Highly recommend!