[Comprehensive] sense of violation

Brother Weasley: "Yoooooooo~!"

Zhang Yu & Tony: "gohell!"

The twins ran away with a sly smile, Zhang Yu didn't really plan to send them back to their room, he was an outsider, anyway, with the Marauder's Map, it was impossible for Filch to find them again.

Zhang Yu said bitterly: "I knew I should send them back first, the two brats dared to Yooooo up."

"I don't think it's nothing." Tony closed the door, and in this rudimentary room that hadn't been cleaned for a long time, he walked out of the battle armor and moved his hands and feet.

Zhang Yu squinted at him, "Nothing?"

"That's right," Tony was looking at the room and noticed that Zhang Yu was in a bad mood, so he turned his head to look at his expression, spread his hands, and said, "Hey, I'm serious, don't make such a fuss, they are British."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Tony murmured to himself: "You threatened them with fan fiction that day, even if you don't need to tell them, they will go to LJ or AO3 to find their own PWP fan..."

"..." Zhang Yu said dumbly, "I'm more curious about where you know this..."

Tony touched his chin, "Since I found out that I am very popular with you, I searched the Internet and found that people like to put me and the old Popsicle together... To be honest, they didn't find that Bruce and I were more Like husband and wife? Why are you looking at me like this, those nouns are not difficult to remember. "

Zhang Yu: "OTZZZZZZ!"

Tony: "Hey, you're kneeling again, get up and get dirty on the floor."

Zhang Yu crawled onto the bed half dead, and looked at him speechlessly, "...if it were me, after seeing so many...fanfictions about me and my friends, I would definitely not be able to be as calm as you."

——At the same time, Tony in a parallel world bit a biscuit and said: "Zhang Yu, come and see, there is a new article on IranMan/OctopusMan that turned [-] pages in two days... Huh? The one who pinched CP below is Isn't it you? Jarvis, help me compare the IP."

Before Jarvis could speak, Zhang Yu from the parallel world pounded on the desk and roared, "Jarvis! Help me hack this website! Tony Stark, if you don't agree with me hacking this website this time, break up! !"

Tony continued to take a bite of the biscuit indifferently, "Relax, honey, don't you think this is very interesting, you read this article, next time we should try what is mentioned in it..."

OctopusMan goes berserk: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Going back to this world—Tony is still calm, "You mean you are not calm only about yourself? Because according to the information you disclosed before, you have seen a lot of... things about us, look at these things. Drive you crazy?"

Zhang Yu hesitated and said, "This is different..."

Tony: "Why is it different? It's okay, Zhang Yu, seeing this doesn't mean you're curvy, even though it's not straight..."

Zhang Yu: "No, no, really not... Most of the fanfic I watched are different from what you imagined, and I watched it before I met you..."

"..." Tony suddenly felt something subtle, "What do you mean, what kind of fanfic are you watching?"

Zhang Yu shyly said: "Don't say it..."

Tony: "==! Say it, right now, right now."

Zhang Yu: "Just...for example..."

Tony: "What?!"

Zhang Yu: "For example, all members of Avengers turned to Lily >///////<~"

Tony: "..."

"I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!" Tony spread the quilt and got in, "I'm sorry, there is no place for you here tonight!"

"...Damn." Zhang Yu grabbed one end of the quilt, "What are you pretending to be, dear Stark, I don't believe you would be so angry at your sexually altered text, you unscrupulous madman, this is mine Bed, my bed!"

"Of course I have integrity, can't you see my heart, I have a heart of gold, and I save the world every day!" Tony said righteously: "I have to say, Mr. Zhang, what you said just now It hurt me deeply, and I also have a heart!"

"When you say this, you don't want to roll the quilt!" Zhang Yu scolded angrily: "Bastard, stop making excuses!"

"No, I'm very hurt!" Tony said with a firm expression, "It's tonight anyway, you can sleep on the floor, I'm sorry, I won't give up the bed to a man."

This bed... As the Weasley brothers said, regarding its size, it is more than enough to sleep one person, and it can sleep two people, especially two men. If people see it, they will definitely think they are two gays.

"FxxkYou!" Zhang Yu was careless and was snatched by Tony. He didn't want to sleep on the floor. This is obviously his dormitory!And his thoughts are the same as Tony's: I will not give up my bed to a man!

But even though Zhang Yu was pulling the quilt and kicking the bed with his feet, Tony still remained motionless, as if he had taken root on the bed.

Tony still turned his back to him and hugged the quilt and said, "Sorry, I won't give a fuck to men, please go out and turn left to find Lao Deng."

Zhang Yu: "...I want to tell Principal Deng that you are waiting to be killed by Awada!"

Tony: "That's tomorrow too, so you'd better make do with the floor tonight, don't struggle, how about I give you a thousand dollars?"

"If you want to give me a thousand dollars, I will exchange that thousand dollars into RMB dime coins and smash you to death!" No matter how Zhang Yu thought that he could not drag Tony out of bed, he was so angry that he gritted his teeth and jumped on the bed. He got out of bed, got under the quilt, and pulled the quilt in the same way with his back turned to Tony, which directly caused the quilt to be stretched tightly between the two of them.

"Hey! I came up first!" Tony tilted his head and yelled: "The two of us are spreading rumors, can't you be more self-respecting!"

"...Be more embarrassing, Stark!" Zhang Yu pulled the quilt tightly and slammed back hard when he saw the right moment.

Tony stuck himself against the wall without hesitation, "... Shit! I would be blind to propose to you ten years later. I should have known. When I first arrived at your house, you It is suspected that I stole the food."

"How many times have you talked about that little shit?" Zhang Yu rolled his eyes, "I'm also glad that I'm not blind ten years later, and firmly rejected your marriage proposal."

"I have to talk about it, and you actually asked me whether I need a three-hole or two-hole socket for charging my armor!" Tony said in disbelief: "As for you rejecting me, I think it's a bit unscientific. I thought about it for a while, maybe you are terminally ill, and you are afraid that I will be sad, so you are like this."

"My dear, you have watched too many Korean dramas, and they were popular ten years ago." Zhang Yu sneered and said, "Personally, I also think it's unscientific. Here, there must be something wrong with it, the direction of that parallel world must be ultra-small!"

"Baby, don't you know that the parallel world that can be exchanged with us in terms of probability and various sciences is not the most popular, but it is definitely not likely to be the least popular. Give up struggling. I haven't complained yet." Tony gloated.

Zhang Yu gritted his teeth and said, "I think..."

"Go away!" Tony slammed his ass to Zhang Yu who was halfway through the sentence. Zhang Yu was unprepared and jumped off the bed, almost falling with a black nose and a swollen face.

"Mom, damn..." Zhang Yu sat on the ground, still a little bit unrecovered, touched his nose, and was half dead annoyed, "I don't know what I think in the parallel world, but if it is From my own point of view, the rejection of the marriage proposal must be because I didn't run away tonight!"

"What?" Tony turned around, "hey, buddy, aren't you too stingy?! And you've made such a mess that I don't know whether I should invite you to sleep together."

"..." Zhang Yu said bluntly, "GOHELL!"