[Comprehensive] sense of violation

"...Jarvis? Jarvis, wake up!" Zhang Yu grabbed the visor and shook it vigorously several times, but Jarvis didn't respond, and Zhang Yu couldn't help cursing, "Holy shit!"

Zhang Yu dragged Tony to the eaves, knocked on the door a few times, and heard a shout from inside, "Stupid cow, go and have a look!"

Then there was the sound of "da da da" running, the door was pulled open, Lan Bo held the door, blinked a few times, "Woo? The big devil? Stupid gang! The big devil is here!"

Zhang Yu originally planned that if Gang Ji came to open the door, he would force Gang Ji to give Tony artificial respiration, but now if Lan Bo comes...

It's not good, it's not good...

Zhang Yu stared at Lan Bo with evil intentions.

Lan Bo seemed to have noticed something, took a step back suddenly, and stared at Zhang Yu.

"Hehehehe..." Zhang Yu cursed secretly in his heart, bent down, and approached Tony's face with a green face.

Just when the distance between their faces was only one centimeter, Tony's eyes suddenly opened!

"Ah!" Zhang Yu jumped up in fright, no, no, no, he was almost blinded when he looked into Tony's eyes from such a close distance.

"Uh..." Tony rubbed his head with his hands strenuously, "I feel like throwing up..."

Fortunately, no kiss!Zhang Yu looked happy.

Tony squinted at Zhang Yu suspiciously: "...couldn't it be because someone kissed me?"

Zhang Yu: "...hehe."

Tony turned around and retched several times, then lay flat on the ground, looked at the sky and muttered, "Oh my God, someone must have kissed me, God can't stand it anymore..."

Zhang Yu: "..."

... This kind of person should not be regarded as a good person!

Zhang Yu rolled his eyes, turned around and shouted, "Is Mr. Gang Ji there, come out and help me."...

Five minutes later, Tony was laid down on the sofa, and Zhang Yu sat beside him silently, because he didn't speak, and Gang Ji also remained silent in embarrassment, and the black lines at the back of his head all materialized.

Tsuna: "So..."

"This is Tony Stark." Zhang Yu introduced, "He was the one who developed that armor."

Gangji opened his eyes wide, "It's amazing!"

Reborn jumped onto the arm of the sofa, "Is Mr. Stark suffering from heat stroke?"

Zhang Yu: "My brain is injured."

Tony: "..."

Zhang Yu: "Heads down, boom! He plunged into the ground...the hole is still there, I'm sorry, I'll fill it up for you when I find time, anyway, he won't be able to go back in his current state."

Tony: "...Don't speak ill of me while I'm dizzy."

"Lie down with you," Zhang Yu carried the battle armor to the corner for him to charge, "Gunji-kun, is sister Nana at home?"

"Mom," Gangji scratched her head, "she went out to buy groceries."

Lan Bo said vigilantly: "But Mom doesn't know that the Great Demon King is here, and today's food is not enough, stupid gang, you are not allowed to eat at noon today..."

"What?!" Gangji said in a black line: "Are you kidding! You are not allowed to be more or less the same. Your appetite is enough for Teacher Zhang Yu and Mr. Stark to eat."

Lan Bo made a strange "Puff" grimace, as if he couldn't help you.

Tsuna: "==!"

"Gang Ji-jun, you can't do this, even Lanbo can bully you, you will become a big shot in 20 years." Zhang Yu thought of the photo he took, and asked Tony to call out the photo Show it to Tsuna.

Tsuna was startled by the picture of herself, "...what is this?!"

"You," Zhang Yu saw that Reborn also came to watch with great interest, and continued: "As the tenth generation of Peng Gelie 20 years later, the aura is very strong. Of course, Mr. Reborn will be a ghost 20 years later. It is also absolutely proportional to the height..."

"Really?" Reborn let out a chuckle of unknown meaning, which made Zhang Yu shudder and feel a dull pain in his back.

Gang Ji was also terrified by his laughter, thinking that he wanted to achieve the appearance in the photo, and he didn't know what kind of dog he would have to be trained by Reborn to achieve it. He almost shed tears of sadness, "Teacher Zhang Yu, stop talking..."

Tony moved a little on the sofa and adjusted his posture, "So...this afro-headed rabbit is actually the mafia boss we saw before?"

Tsuna: "... Huh? Afro-headed bunny?!"

Zhang Yu looked at the photo: "Is it hard to recognize? Sure enough, Gang Ji-jun has undergone great changes."

Tony: "I just said how can you be the teacher of that kind of person. It turned out to be like this 20 years ago, no wonder."

"Mr. Reborn asked me to be Gangji's tutor for a few days." Zhang Yu sat on the ground in a disfigured manner, and replied lazily, ignoring his mouth, only Gangji sobbed: What is this appearance... …

Tony sneered.

"..." Zhang Yu: "...What are you laughing at?"

Tony looked at the ceiling with no expression on his face, "Well, that is, at Hogwarts you were a teaching assistant, but here you are also a tutor. You have no skills but you have a gardener's heart."

Zhang Yu: "..."

"Yeah, isn't this fun?" A 15-year-old cow walked over barefoot, sat down beside Zhang Yu, and stroked her hair. What's so strange about lewd teachers and students playing?"

"..." Zhang Yu squinted at him, "Some people like milker x cow play."

15-year-old Lan Bo: "..."

Gang Ji's face turned into embarrassment, and was kicked away by Reborn, "It's not suitable for children, stupid Gang go away."

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooish..." Gangji crawled away with lasagna tears, "I'm going to pour some ice water for Mr. Stark."

Tony joked, "Is that really the case?"

"You think too much, dear Stark, I really like people who are similar to you." Zhang Yu said seriously.

Tony: "What?"

Zhang Yu: "You have been on the cover girl of "Playboy" every month, and I am obsessed with every month's star on the calendar..."

Tony: "...a joke?"

Zhang Yu: "It's not a joke, haven't you seen the wall calendar hanging in my living room before? This month it seems to be Song Zuying..."

Tony: "..."

Zhang Yu: "Do you know who that is?"

"You can tell by my shocked face," Tony put on a deliberately shocked expression, "You really have an Oedipus complex."

"You really believe it?" Zhang Yu rolled his eyes, "I like pretty eyes..."

"...Is that so?" Tony said, pointing to his eyes hesitantly.

Zhang Yu: "I haven't finished yet, the eyes are beautiful, and the skin is firm and fair."

Tony: "..."

Seeing him like that, Zhang Yu laughed a few times, and patted 15-year-old Lan Bo's shoulder, "Silly cow, before you go back, come with me to lift your Uncle Stark up, and watch you curl up on the sofa." It’s uncomfortable, I’d rather lie on the bed.”

At the age of 15, Lan Bo got up and stood alone with Zhang Yu, drove Tony upstairs, and put him on Lan Bo's bed.

Tony was lying on the bed, and the 15-year-old Lan Bo also changed back, looked left and right, jumped on the pillow and yawned, Zhang Yu looked at them, drew the curtains, the room fell into darkness, and he himself Sitting by the bed, he took out his mobile phone, "You guys have a good rest, I'll play with my mobile phone for a while..."

Before the words fell, Lan Bo's slight snoring sounded in the room.

As soon as Zhang Yu was in the sun, he went to play with himself.

It may be because the dark environment is too atmospheric, and there were a lot of activities before. Zhang Yu was sleepy after playing for a long time. He tilted his head and fell asleep against the edge of the bed.

Then Zhang Yu had a dream, dreaming that Reborn actually invited him to eat marshmallows, as if he was possessed by Bai Lan, and then he ate it strangely, and found that the marshmallows were not bad, "Wow, I didn't expect Reborn You still have such a girlish taste!"

But then Zhang Yu discovered that the taste of marshmallows became more and more strange, and the more he ate, the more... sticky... and it was stuck in his throat, making him unable to breathe.

Zhang Yu was frightened awake, and when he woke up, he found that there was something in his mouth...

Zhang Yu: "..."

He calmly poked Stark's head above him.

Stark kissed and parted his lips a little bit. As soon as the two mouths that were glued together were separated, there was an obvious and harsh sound in the quiet room. Moreover, he still maintained the same voice as soon as he spoke. The distance between their lips would touch each other, and they hugged Zhang Yu indiscriminately with one hand, and said in that sweet voice like the cotton candy in Zhang Yu's dream: "What's the matter, honey."

"...what the hell." Zhang Yu felt that something in his mind was about to break off...

"??" Stark didn't seem to understand what was going on, so he licked his lips vigorously again, "What, what, did you find that I put only asexuality in the office recruitment requirements? Mua, mua, mua, Don't be angry~"

Zhang Yu almost burst into tears, but was shocked by Tony's tone, "You turn on the light."

"Oh, do you want to turn on the lights? The brightness is 60.00%." ​​Tony greeted, but the lights in the room were not turned on. He scratched his face in doubt, "Jarvis?"

At this point, Zhang Yu seems to know what happened...

He pushed Tony away, reached out to turn on the wall lamp, and said to a 10+ version of Tony with a breakdown: "Silly, you cheated, just now."

Tony ten years later: "..."