[Comprehensive] sense of violation

"I think it's too mean for you to say that. I will be in my prime after 20 years!" Tony said dissatisfiedly, "You can do the math yourself. What about Uncle Stark? I'm also an older brother!"

"Take a pee and look at your face, baby," Zhang Yu pointed to Reborn, "The oldest person here looks like this, this looks."

Tony: "..."

Zhang Yu: "Are you convinced?"

Tony: "...I'm going to shave my beard."

"Don't, you won't be Tony Stark if you shave. Although beards are not the real body, but after going to the battle armor, everyone really can only recognize people by their beards." Zhang Yu teased him, "So, you yesterday Ten years later?"

Tony: "...I was still dizzy. I was scolded by you. I turned on the light and found out that the person had changed."

"Damn, me too!" Zhang Yu blurted out, "It was only after turning on the light that I found out that I was wrong..."

Tony: "?!"

Reborn: "Oh, I heard some terrible gossip. Goof off, idiot."

Gangji: "..."

Zhang Yu: "...No, I accidentally said something wrong."

"Did you accidentally slip the tongue?!" Tony stared wide-eyed, "Why did you also turn on the light, and I was scolded when you were kissed!"

Zhang Yu: "..."

Reborn: "Hoho, do you want to be kissed too?"

"...no, that's not what I mean," Tony waved his hand, "I just feel a little unbalanced, although, in the end, that's me too, um...but still, you know, I was taught half a lesson last night Hours!"

"Then you obediently listened for half an hour before turning on the light?" Zhang Yu thought he was exaggerating too much.

"Why not?" Tony shrugged and spread his hands, "He squeezed my shoulders while scolding me."

Zhang Yu: "...nofuckingway!"

"No, that's true," Tony nodded seriously, "and then he scolded me for another hour when the lights came on."

"Get the hell out of here," Zhang Yu said, "Do you know how Lan Bo ejaculated you ten years later while he was sleeping?"

Tony paused for three seconds, "I don't know."

Zhang Yu: "You know."

Tony: "I don't know."

Zhang Yu: "You know."

Tony: "Who told you I knew?"

Zhang Yu: "The little bird said."

Tony: "Well, did the bird say you'll be an octopusman in ten years?"

Zhang Yu: "..."

Tony looked like he didn't want to get in. Zhang Yu felt that he couldn't force the question in a short time, and was depressed for a few seconds, so he had to say, "Are you still dizzy?"

"Thank you for your concern," Tony pointed to his head, "I'm still a little dizzy, I vomited once in the morning, I think I need to rest."

Zhang Yu: "OK, let's go back now."

Tony: "..."

In fact, they didn't plan to go back until Tony was much better in the afternoon.

Before parting, when Zhang Yu and Reborn were talking, Gang Ji glanced at them and asked Tony in a low voice: "Mr. Stark, are you and Teacher Zhang Yu a couple?"

Tony: "...Are you really just a junior high school student, because your questions are really sharp."

Gangji said with tears in her eyes, "Biyangqi forced me to ask..."

"The little sister who likes to cook dark dishes?" Tony thought for a while, "Go and tell her, yes."

"＝mouth＝! My God, yes?" Gangji blurted out.

Zhang Yu looked over here, "What's wrong?"

With a hint of a smile, Reborn also turned his head.

Seeing Reborn's smile, Gangji felt his scalp tingling. Fortunately, Tony took the initiative to explain: "He asked me if I was rich, and I told him, yes."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Gangji: "You don't make it public?"

"NO," Tony twirled his fingers, "Isn't this considered public, or do you Japanese think it's common to sleep in one room?"

"No..." Tsuna was dumbfounded, "Okay, I wish you all happiness."

When Zhang Yu and Tony stepped into another world, Gang Ji waved his hands and said, "I wish you all happiness!"

"What—" Zhang Yu didn't finish a word, and had already fallen on the lawn of Hogwarts.

Because he was wearing armor, he didn’t feel any discomfort this time. Zhang Yu asked Tony, who was firmly on the ground next to him, “Is it just me hallucinating or is it that the neon people bless people who go out like this?”

Tony spread his hands, "I guess it's the latter?"

Zhang Yu: "...that's weird."

Tony: "No, no, no... It's not surprising at all. They are Japanese. Think about it, they are no different from the British."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Tony: "What's wrong?"

Zhang Yu: "No... I just think that although it seems to be a bit of a map bomb, it does make sense if you think about it ==!"

"Because that's the truth," Tony put his hands on his shoulders, "I believe Dumbledore was like him when he was young, I know, I know, I'm not talking about ability, you know."

"Well, Principal Deng wasn't bad at all when he was young, but I'm not sure if he was as rotten as Gang Ji when he was young...ah, that's not right!" Zhang Yu said depressedly: "How could Gang Ji be rotten! I I’ve watched more than 100 episodes of anime and still haven’t noticed it!”

Tony: "Then there's only one explanation."

Zhang Yu: "What?"

Tony: "You and I look too much like a couple."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Tony nodded slowly at him.

Zhang Yu: "what the hell...?"

A group of young wizards who just finished their flying lessons passed by with brooms.

"Wow, look, a pair of Iron Men!"

"No, it's a pair of teaching assistants."

"Bah, there is only one teaching assistant, right? The other one is my girlfriend, haha."

"How do you know it's a girlfriend? What if it's a boyfriend?"

"Hahahahahaha..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Good afternoon teaching assistant, haha, which one is you?"

……

The students walked by laughing.

The teaching assistant is on the verge of collapse.

Zhang Yu: "..."

Tony: "Hey, TA, you're petrified."

Zhang Yu took off his visor and pointed at the group of students dully, "It's not my fault, is it?"

"No, no, it's a matter of ethos." Tony said comfortingly, "They were just joking hahaha."

With tears in his eyes, Zhang Yu held Tony's hand in the steel armor, "Anthony Edward Stark, promise me quickly, you will introduce your girlfriend to me when you get back."

Tony: "Who?"

Zhang Yu: "Your girlfriend, Pepper, Pepper Potts."

Tony's face was hidden under the armor, but his voice revealed a hint of embarrassment: "Uh... But, in fact, she is just my CEO now, and I didn't tell you that we broke up peacefully? She seems to be planning to break up with Ha Pi married."

Zhang Yu: "...a scumbag."

Tony: "Sorry, I'm the one whose ex-girlfriend got married and got dumped!"

Zhang Yu was about to say something when he was interrupted.

"Hey! Okpatus!" came the voice of little Malfoy in the distance, and he flew over on a broomstick, "You fag!"

Zhang Yu: "..."