[Comprehensive] sense of violation

When Zhang Yu was sitting on the toilet, Lao Liang, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, called him. Zhang Yu really wanted to press it, but hesitated a little. Before he hesitated, the ringing stopped.

After a few seconds, the bell rang again, and after only two rings, it was connected inexplicably, "Xiao Zhang?"

Zhang Yu was shocked, "Damn, I didn't press it, how did you get in!" Lao Liang sighed: "I let my colleagues hack in."

Zhang Yu: "...Jarvis!!"

Old Liang: "What are you doing, Xiao Zhang!"

Zhang Yu's black line, "What do you think I'm doing, I'm going to the toilet right now."

Lao Liang wondered, "What's the matter with going to the toilet? It doesn't affect the phone conversation. We don't have video."

"..." Zhang Yu: "That's what I said, I'm still not used to it." Lao Liang: "It's okay, it's okay, don't pinch it, and I'll ask you, when will you let Lao Jin come back?"

Zhang Yu: "Ah? What are you talking about?"

He had no idea what he had agreed with Lao Liang when he stayed here ten years later.

Old Liang said angrily, "How can you say nothing at such a young age?"

Zhang Yu rolled his eyes, "I don't know what you're talking about, I'm half paralyzed now, and I have to borrow someone else's wheelchair to go to the bathroom, I'm not in the mood to argue with you, bye."

"Don't hang up, don't hang up!" Lao Liang shouted: "Tell me about employee benefits!"

Zhang Yu: "... Huh?"

Old Liang: "Isn't it almost the Mid-Autumn Festival... Your family has set aside two mooncakes, only the employees and family members of our bureau can eat them. I will send them to you? Send you both?"

Zhang Yu said indifferently, "Whatever you want."

Old Liang: "For the sake of the mooncakes, let's talk about your dad again..."

"That's not my dad, I don't know what you're talking about, and I didn't promise you anything, goodbye." Zhang Yu cut off the phone and shouted into the air, "Jarvis! Stop those bitches !"

"I don't like mooncakes..." Zhang Yu muttered and pushed the wheelchair out.

But he was really curious about the stuffing of the mooncakes that Lao Liang said that only employees and family members could eat, because based on their job attributes, Zhang Yu had reason to be curious.

So he also sent a text message to his mother: Mom, are you coming to my place to eat moon cakes for the festival?

Soon Zhang Jing wrote back: I don't like moon cakes.

Very good, as expected, as expected, he and he are mother and son, and they have the same attitude towards moon cakes.

Zhang Yu: What about the holidays? Are you coming or not? Enjoying the moon or something.

Zhang Jing: It's enough for us to travel thousands of miles together. I'm in X city now.

Zhang Yu: ... Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

"Alas..." Zhang Yu sighed, and when he looked up, he saw Sherlock wrapped in a blanket standing in front of him silently, which startled him, "Hey, Sherlock, what's wrong with you?"

Sherlock blinked, "It's a traditional Chinese festival in two days, Mid-Autumn Festival?"

Zhang Yu: "That's right...the moon was the roundest that day. On this day, all Chinese people went outside to watch the moon at night, admiring the figures of Chang'e, rabbits, and toads, and then eating some moon cakes, reciting poems and drinking... enough Don’t look at me like that, okay, I’ll admit that I only watched the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala at home that day!”

"I didn't say anything," Sherlock said blankly, "I just wanted to ask if you can eat mooncakes then."

Zhang Yu: "... shiti, why do you look like you are insulting my IQ!"

Sherlock said calmly: "Most of the time I am expressing contempt for your IQ, Zhang, you really need to find some differences in it, for example, is it the contempt for wanting to eat mooncakes, or the contempt for being bored."

"Get the hell out of here!" Zhang Yu spat, "You're the smart one, just wait, when Spock comes, you just wait to die."

Sherlock: "It's more logical for him to despise your IQ together with me."

Zhang Yu: "... live long and suck it, Sherlock!"

Sherlock turned around, and the hem of the blanket was thrown up, which was very owed.

Zhang Yu was stunned for a moment, and then shouted: "These characters are in this house now! Stupid! They are real!"

Sherlock glanced back at him.

Zhang Yu's inexplicable confidence became weaker, "It was originally..."

Before Sherlock said anything, Zhang Yu broke down and said, "I'll give you all the five-nut fillings when the mooncakes arrive!"

"Comeon, my friend, you are about to lose your mind, come here?" Charles invited him friendly from the other side of the living room, "And Mr. Stark, allow me to say, I am exactly what you said We are all fictional characters, but we are given real emotions, aren't we?"

"It seems that 'emotion' is not enough when it's my turn." Sherlock turned around and supported Zhang Yu's wheelchair and pushed him over there.

Magneto also said in a rare way: "Then Charles must have accidentally taken more of someone else's share."

"It's like the number of teeth you show," Zhang Yu answered without raising his head, and when he looked up, he found Magneto was staring at him, and said with a blank expression: "You look so much like a shark when you smile, Don't laugh at me after trouble, and you, Sherlock, don't laugh either, our place is already like an ecological zoo."

Sherlock: "So what is Tony Stark like?"

Zhang Yu: "Moon cake with five kernels."

Sherlock: "..."

Sherlock: "Is that an animal?"

Zhang Yu: "No, how about it."

Sherlock sat down, "It's not that good, so do you like five-nut mooncakes?"

Zhang Yupi smiled and said: "I don't like mooncakes, any flavor." "What?" Tony appeared from behind him, turned around and sat on the sofa, "Then I also ordered a mooncake." Batch mooncakes."

Zhang Yu refused to talk to him without saying a word.

Charles chuckled and said: "My friend is worried, and Mr. Liang sent so many fucking mooncakes, I can't finish them. It would be great if Lan Bo was here."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Charles: "sorry my friend, your thoughts are too playful, and the fluctuations are very strong, I didn't mean to..."

"...Kill me." Zhang Yu stretched out on the wheelchair, "A group of foreign devils are talking about how to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival and eat moon cakes. It's so funny. I won't play with you. I'm not even in the mood to watch the Mid-Autumn Festival this year. Please don’t bring me along, I’ll at most perform poetry recitation for you, Jing Yesi, OK?”

Tony spread his hands, "What? I thought it was a very important festival. I thought about having a party. Then we will put a lot of mooncakes and juices for everyone to eat."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Tony: "Really? Really stop talking to me?"

Charles: "Puff haha."

The professor suddenly laughed, causing everyone to look at him.

"Ahem, sorry, again," Charles laughed, "It's just that Zhang is so funny..."

The author has something to say: Spock is a character in Star Trek, a hybrid of Vulcans and humans. Vulcans have high IQs, think rationally and logically, and those who watched The Big Bang Theory are no strangers to him. The original sentence of livelongandsuckit should be livelongandprosper, that is, from endless life and prosperity to endless life, let’s play with eggs.Zachary Quinto, who was once used by Sheldon to scold the new version of Spock...