[Comprehensive] sense of violation

"What do you think of Natasha?" Zhang Jing asked Zhang Yu while typing on the computer.

In the past few days, it was the first time that Zhang Jing asked Zhang Yu how he felt about the girl he had dinner with. The previous few were all Zhang Jing's analysis of the other party in blabla.

It can be seen that Zhang Jing may be really satisfied with Natasha. Of course, based on Zhang Yu's understanding of Zhang Jing, he has reason to believe that Zhang Jing must have some concerns in her heart, otherwise this conversation would not even happen.

Zhang Yu: "Uh...Miss Natasha..."

Zhang Jing glanced at him, "Please tell me that your hesitation is not trying to think about her shortcomings."

"..." Zhang Yu: "No, I think she is very beautiful and has a good figure, haha, hahaha."

Zhang Jing: "Such obvious advantages do you need to talk about? You should think about her shortcomings."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Zhang Jing: "Now."

Zhang Yu said depressedly: "Okay... that, Natasha is Russian."

Zhang Jing thought for a while: "You don't like her accent?"

Zhang Yu: "No, no... it's just that Russian girls turn into aunts when they get old. Wai Guoren ages quickly, and I will be sisters with you in the future."

Zhang Jing: "..."

Zhang Yu: "It's you, what did you think of?"

Zhang Yu knew what she must have thought of. Sure enough, Zhang Jing thought for a while, turned the computer screen over, and faced Zhang Yu, "I searched for Natasha on the Internet, and I thought, since she is a part-time model , There should be some messages. Then...you see." On the screen, it was Natasha's photo, there was an entire album, and, to be precise, it should be a photo of her in underwear.

Zhang Jing frowned and said, "She only said she was a model, I didn't expect it to be an underwear model."

Zhang Yu said, "What's the matter with underwear models? What's the age now, and crooked nuts are more open than us", and scolded WTF in his heart. Has Tony this bitch even hacked the Internet here? Needless to say, Zhang Jing looks at it now The web page is definitely made by him, and the pictures must have been chosen by him. There are inconsistencies in doing things, it's just...

If anything happened to Natasha with Zhang Jing, it was undoubtedly brought by Tony.

Not to mention Zhang Jing, most conservative Chinese parents would not have any idea that their daughter-in-law's career is an underwear model. Sure enough, Zhang Jing mused: "I heard that models are quite messy..."

"You should think about it a little more," Zhang Yu stretched out his hand, "Lend me your computer."

Zhang Jing handed him the computer casually, "You can use it, I have invited Natasha to drink tea, I want to get some news out."

Zhang Yu took the computer and gave her a sympathetic look.

Apparently, Zhang Jing noticed the veiled eyes, "What do you want to say?"

Zhang Yu said helplessly, "Uh...can you not go?"

Zhang Jing: "I'm not used to letting other people dove."

"... Whatever you want." Zhang Yu shrank to the bedside, thought for a while, and entered in the search box: Anthony Edward Stark.

The encyclopedia page that pops up shows an avatar picture, which is Tony smiling coquettishly at a certain party, and then the profile says: Genius, Playboy, Inventor, Billionaire, Superhero ...

Scrolling down are all his great achievements and photos. If you don’t look at Zhang Yu, you don’t know that Stark has developed a battle armor specifically for Hulk, Thor and others, which is enough for him to fight against these people. Not at a disadvantage.

"...so showy, it would be ridiculous to be hit by Thor with a hammer someday." Zhang Yu cursed, ready to log on to his QQ.

Before he opened the software, a very simple dialog box popped up on the screen, which did not belong to any chat software he knew, and any chat software he knew could not have such... mandatory.

Zhang Yu tried to enter a sentence in the dialog box: Tony?Then there was a second reply: otherwise?

Zhang Yu: "..."

Zhang Yu: Or Jarvis.

Tony: Even it was an order I gave him.

Zhang Yu: You just can't lose, right?

Tony: It depends on what it is, but mostly, yes.

Zhang Yu: You...

Zhang Yu: You called Natasha here, what do you want to do?

Zhang Yu: You won't do anything to my mother, will you?

Tony: Sweetie, if I really want to do something to your mother, I won't be called Natasha, and I don't have to do anything to her.

Zhang Yu: Don't talk about being so right, then what is your goal for Natasha.

For example, find out Zhang Jing's psychological weakness in the relationship, defeat it, and let Zhang Yu go back, etc...

Tony: Fuck your mother.

Zhang Yu: ...

Tony: I mean it, I let her date Zhang Jing.

Zhang Yu: If you make such a joke again, I will turn my face off -_-||

Tony: Why am I joking, otherwise I would still let her pick you up?

WTF...? ! !

Zhang Yu: Do you want to die! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Zhang Yu: No wonder you want to post underwear photos! ! ! ! ! ! !You go to hell! ! ! !

Zhang Yu: Have I ever told you! ! !Do not soak my mother! ! !

Tony: Don't get excited, you said it, but you don't allow me to fuck your mother.

Zhang Yu: I'm talking about everyone!everyone!Men can't do it, and women can't do it!

Tony: OK, calm down.

Tony: When I gave the order, I asked Natasha to pry out all her inner thoughts, and then casually said that I guess I should become a lover first... Natasha said that this is indeed a good way Zhang Yu:! !

Tony, Tony, why are you so cheap...

Tony: Don't get excited, maybe Natasha has a better idea

Zhang Yu: I can only think of a better way. She married my mother and Jinlan became my aunt. I don't want an aunt at all!I do not care!No wonder she didn't give me too much attention during the meal, she talked to my mother... My mother is now looking for Natasha, she said she wants to know more about Natasha, please tell Natasha to stop her action !

Tony: But Natasha is completely independent in the operation, and she is under multiple considerations. If we want her to stop, we will be exposed.

Tony: But judging from your excitement, she acted very successfully?

Zhang Yu was going crazy, if Tony was in front of him now, he could strangle Tony to death...

What the hell was Tony thinking, he thought Tony was joking, but he was going crazy, he didn't want a...a...

It's over, how should I call my mother's girlfriend.

No, no, he doesn't want his mother to have a girlfriend at all...

Zhang Yu broke down and tapped on the keyboard: success, it's too successful, do you know what my mother takes me here every day?

Zhang Yu: She took me on a blind date

Zhang Yu: There must be no such thing as a blind date in your world, right?You are all free love and dating, so let me tell you, blind dates are very popular in China, very popular!

Zhang Yu: And it's not popular to play gay and lace here!

Zhang Yu: So!My mom was just asking me what I think of Natasha, she thinks the career of being a daughter-in-law underwear model is a little bit off, but the other parts are too perfect, she is hesitating hahahaha Tony: ! ! !

Tony: How could this be? !

Tony: Sorry I don't know, we just found this place, holyshit! !

Tony: But as far as I know, China is not the same now as it was hundreds of years ago, right?

Zhang Yu: No, no, our family is of course different from hundreds of years ago. Our family lived thousands of years ago, matriarchal clan Zhang Yu: The evolution is a bit slow, sorry

Tony:  …

Zhang Yu: I'm sorry, can I ask again, who came up with this idea, who came up with such a bad idea of ​​sending Natasha to hook up with my mother...

Tony: ...I

Zhang Yu: For what reason?

Tony: Uh... I just thought... well, that's a bad idea, right?

Zhang Yu: Too bad

Zhang Yu: You are so cheap

Zhang Yu: What are you going to do now?

Tony: Stop Natasha before she makes your mom feel better about her ==

Tony: Also, I still don't understand how your mother can think of a man who wants to hook her up as a man who wants to hook up with her son!Natasha's flirting wasn't obvious enough?

Zhang Yu: Get out! ! !