[Comprehensive Wear] You will get used to wearing it

After the family introduced each other, great-grandfather Maha coughed and signaled everyone to enter the mansion.Xiba took the lead and walked in, and Yi Ermi led Yang Yi to walk behind.

Wutong stood guard at the door of the living room, and when he saw the hosts entering the room, he bent down respectfully, "Master, lunch is ready, shall we serve it now?"

"Well, let's eat first." Sheba nodded.

The dining room for beating the enemy Hakka is very large, and there is a very large and long dining table inside. Shiba sits at the head seat, and on the left are Maha, Zeno, Miji, Yaluka, and Ke. Te, Leorio, sitting on the right are Kiqiu, Ilmi, Yang Yi, Qiya, Xiaojie, and Kurapika.

The seat where Yang Yi was sitting was obviously the seat of Yi Ermi's wife, so as soon as he sat down, Qi Ya pouted and stared at him, apparently not expecting that Yang Yi would hook up with his elder brother during the exam.

"Hey, what do you like about my elder brother? Don't you think his dead fish eyes are scary?" Qi Ya poked Yang Yi's elbow with his finger and asked.

"One tendon is sometimes a very good character." Yang Yi nodded to Qi Ya and said with a smile.

Qi Ya obviously didn't understand Yang Yi's words, his eyes widened, and he asked, "What do you mean?"

Because Qi Ya and Yang Yi didn't lower their voices on purpose, other people in the restaurant heard their conversation, and they were all curious about what Yang Yi said.

"What is a tendon?" Yi Ermi turned to look at Yang Yi and said.

"You are a muscle."

"Huh?" Yi Ermi tilted his head, expressing that he had no idea what a tendon was.

"Xiaojie is also a stick." Yang Yi pointed to Xiaojie who was drooling at the food on the dining table and said.

Xiaojie raised his head, blinked his eyes, looked at everyone, and then asked Qi Ya, "What are you talking about?"

"You are said to be a tendon, what is a tendon?" Qi Ya asked.

"A little stubborn, I suppose?" Kurapika asked.

"It's about the same. It's good not to look back if you're sure about it, isn't it?" Yang Yi patted Yi Ermi's hand and said.

Yi Ermi tilted her head, looked at Yang Yi and asked, "You mean I won't change if I recognize you as the daughter-in-law who beats up the Hakkas?"

"Well, that's right. Would you change your mind?"

"No. Divorce will never happen if you beat the enemy Hakka, so you can rest assured." Yi Ermi assured.

"Then what should you do if someone in your family has a relationship crisis?" Leorio asked immediately when he heard it.

"There will be no emotional crisis. There has never been such a thing as beating the enemy Hakka." Yi Ermi said.

"Hasn't it appeared in thousands of years?" Kurapika asked curiously.

"What we have identified is the person who is most suitable for beating the enemy Hakka."

"By the way, Yiermi, why do you think I'm suitable to be your daughter-in-law?"

"You are very good at killing people, you are in line with the family's aesthetics, and you know how to cook sweet meat." Irmi thought for a while and said seriously.

"I think it's better if I didn't ask." Yang Yi turned his head silently. Although he has already found that the EQ of Yier fans should be relatively low, it's really special that they are so low that they don't even have a hint of liking in choosing a wife.Fortunately, Yang Yi hasn't fallen in love with Yi Ermi yet, he just wants to find a reliable partner.

The lunch of Dadi Hakka has the characteristics of Dadi Hakka. The main course is not the most important, but the most important thing is dessert.Yang Yi looked at the mountain-high piles of desserts on the dining table in front of him, and sighed.

Seeing that Yang Yi didn't eat it, Yi Ermi took a strawberry cake and put it on Yang Yi's plate, and cut it up for Yang Yi, saying: "It's delicious, eat it quickly, or Qi Ya will snatch it away." of."

"Brother, you are so annoying." Qi Ya, who was stuffing dessert into his mouth quickly, saw his elder brother put his favorite strawberry cake on Yang Yi's plate, and heard his elder brother say that about himself, he immediately encouraged Mouth said.

"Respect sister-in-law, Qi Ya!" Yi Ermi said while looking at Qi Ya with a nail in his hand.

"Hmph, ignore you." Qi Ya snorted unhappily, then started the horsepower even faster and stuffed food into his mouth.

"You can eat it too, I'll eat it right away." Yang Yi said to Yi Ermi, then forked a small piece of cake and stuffed it into his mouth.

Yi Erfan saw Yang Yi started eating himself before he started eating again. His movements were obviously much faster than Qi Ya's, but he looked very elegant.In fact, although the people who beat up the Hakkas are quickly destroying the sweets on the table, most of them are still very elegant, except for Mi Ji and Qi Ya, these two people don't care about their image at all, and Mi Ji eats himself even more The chest of the white suit was stained.

After a long lunch, Yiermi dragged Yang Yi to her room after Xiba said that everyone should do their own thing.

"Where are we going, Il fans?"

"Go back to the room and rest." Yiermi said as she walked to a carved black door.

"your room?"

"kindness."

Yiermi pushed open the door, and it was a large room of about [-] square meters, with snow-white curtains, and a black carpet with silver borders.One of the walls of the room is a huge bookcase filled with all kinds of books.The other wall is occupied by a large white carved wardrobe with a large mirror inlaid right in the middle.Several paintings similar to Picasso hang on the other two walls.

There is also a large bed in the center of the room. The bed is covered with a snow-white quilt, and on the quilt, a lot of roses are used to form a heart pattern.

"Are you satisfied? If you don't like it, you can redecorate the sycamore." Yiermi glanced at it and said, except for the carpet and bed, and the addition of a huge wardrobe, the room has not changed much.

"No, it's okay." Yang Yi said as he walked to the open space by the window, took out a set of gorgeous sofa from the bracelet and put it on, which made it look more satisfactory.

"By the way, where is the bathroom? I want to wash my face." Yang Yi asked.

"It's on the far left of that wall, just push it over." Yi Ermi said, pointing to the west wall.

Yang Yi walked over and gently pushed the far left side of the wall, the wall sank in, and then a bathroom with a large bathtub appeared.

Yang Yi walked to the edge of the sink, washed his face, then pointed to a row of snow-white towels by the edge of the sink and asked, "Which one can I use?"

"It will be all right."

Yang Yi nodded, took a towel and wiped his face, then walked out of the bathroom.

After Yang Yi walked out of the bathroom, there was a knock on the door.Yiermi walked over to open the door, and Curt was standing at the door with a lot of discs in his arms. Seeing Yiermi, he said, "Brother, mom asked me to show these discs to you and sister-in-law, saying they are useful. .”

"What disc?" Yang Yi walked over and asked, and saw that on the cover of the first disc on the top, there were two naked men sitting on something inappropriate for children.

"Adult movies, my mother said that my elder brother only watched a few such movies because he was busy taking tasks to make money when he was an adult. And at the beginning, my mother didn't think that my elder brother didn't like women, so all the movies I showed him were male and female. My mother said that my elder brother I don’t know how to do adult things with men, so you have to watch carefully.” Curt said in a calm voice, although he doesn’t have a pair of dead fish eyes like Illmi, but he is more like Illmi. It is a robot, speaking word by word, just like the sound made by a machine.

Fortunately, Yang Yi is very thick-skinned, so he didn't blush even when he saw this pile of adult discs, but he was still very embarrassed, because Curt was still a child, and asked a child to give him an adult disc There are still a lot of films, which is really embarrassing.

Yi Ermi took the disc from Curt's hand, looked at Yang Yi's slightly red face, and said, "It doesn't matter, Qi Ya took Curt to watch adult channels when he was very young, so he knows a lot of things."

"Okay, but I don't know how to read these." Yang Yi said.Compared with Yier fans who have never even been in love, Yang Yi can be said to have rich experience, so he doesn't need any theoretical knowledge.

"Do you know what to do?" Ilmi sent Curt away, then closed the door and randomly pulled out a disc from the stack and put it in the video recorder.

"I know, so I don't want to look at these things, I'm going to visit other places in your house." Yang Yi said, then turned around and walked out quickly.

Looking at the TV, Yi Erfan didn't know why he felt a little unhappy, and his chest felt tight. Although Yang Yi said that he knew how to do it, it might just be that he had watched a lot of adult movies like Qi Ya, but when Yi Erfan thought of it, Yang Yi came from Meteor Street, so I'm not so sure. After all, in Meteor Street, it is common for people to sell their bodies in order to survive, especially when they don't have enough strength.

The disc started to play, and Il fans began to watch it seriously, trying to remember every detail in the picture.Anyway, Yang Yi will be his wife in the future, so she can only sleep with him, and he must master everything.

After Yang Yi walked out of the room, he ran into Wutong who was instructing the servants to prepare customer service for Xiaojie and the others.

"Young Madam, aren't you watching the video in your room?" Wu Tong asked.

"Yes, Ill fans are watching, and I want to see other places in Beaten Hakka." Yang Yi said.

"That's good. As the daughter-in-law of the Dadi Hakka, you really should know every place in the Dadi Hakka. So today I will take the young lady to have a good tour. First, let's go to the execution room." Indus said, and then Stand in front and start leading the way.

However, Yang Yi did not visit the execution room, because when Wu Tong led him through the living room, he was caught by Ki Qiu who was discussing the details of the wedding with Kurt.

"Xiao Yi, we are looking at wedding photos, my dear eldest daughter-in-law, come quickly and see which wedding dress you like. Ahhhhh, mom is so happy, our Yier fans will get married in a blink of an eye !” said Kicho holding a small handkerchief.

Yang Yi walked over helplessly, but Ji Qiu took her by the arm and brought her to sit down beside her.Kiqiu pointed to a picture on his lap and said, "Honey, do you think the dress that mom chose looks good?"

Yang Yi looked down, and saw an exaggerated white lace tutu skirt printed on the picture.The corners of Yang Yi's eyes twitched, but he still smiled and said: "Mom must be very beautiful in this dress."

"No, no, no, my dear daughter-in-law, this is for you to wear at your wedding. It must be very beautiful. The suit that Ilmi wears when he gets married has been prepared for him by my mother for a long time, so now we choose it It's just your clothes." Ji Qiu said, shaking a small fan, and the heart graphics kept gliding through the electronic eyes.

"But Mom, I don't want to wear a skirt. I can wear a robe, but I don't like to wear skirts." Yang Yi took a look at a bunch of pictures on the coffee table, and found that each of them was a skirt, and one was more exaggerated than the other. .

"Ah, ah, Kurt, did you hear what your sister-in-law said? He doesn't like to wear skirts. Mom is so sad!" Ki Qiu covered his electronic eyes and said pretending to be very uncomfortable.

"Mom, sister-in-law said he doesn't like wearing skirts." Curt mechanically flipped through the pictures in front of him without looking up.

"Ah, my eldest daughter-in-law, how can you not like to wear skirts, ah, ah, mother is so sad. So what are you talking about robes, do they look like skirts? Aah, ah, Moms hope they are like skirts. Think about my cute Il fans' wedding, his bride did not wear skirts, it was too much, ah ah ah! "Keqiu shouted.

"Mom, they actually look like skirts." Yang Yi said, and then quickly pulled out a few sets of the most gorgeous magic robes from the bracelet. To be honest, the more gorgeous the robes, the bigger the hem, it really looks like a skirt .

"Are these robes? Ahhh, mom really likes them. Mom doesn't have this kind of clothes in her collection. Mom likes them so much. Then just wear this kind of robes and get married!" Ji Qiu hugged Yang Yi's robe up and down Down, left, right, right, after carefully looking inside and out, he made a decision.

Yang Yi broke into a cold sweat in the dark, fortunately he brought a lot of robes, otherwise he would wear a skirt to get married, it's very sad to think about it.

After dinner in the evening, Yang Yi finally escaped from Jiqiu. Yi Ermi hooked his mouth and pulled Yang Yi back to the room, saying: "Mom is looking forward to our wedding, and I am looking forward to it too."

"I'm also looking forward to it coming soon." Facts have proved that there is a mother-in-law who is too obsessed with perfection, and it must be very hard to hold a wedding.

"Then let's go to bed quickly!" Yi Ermi said, then picked up Yang Yi by the waist and walked towards the big bed.

"It's still early."

"But I'm not very familiar with it yet, so I need to practice a few more times." Yi Ermi said, and then unceremoniously pressed on Yang Yi's body.

"Yilmi. Beat the enemy, what do you want?" Yang Yi shouted before Yiermi kissed his lips.

Yi Ermi's answer was to tear off Yang Yi's clothes.This afternoon, Yi Erfan watched more than a dozen adult movies, and he has theoretical knowledge, so he needs to practice now.