100 years of professional slag attack

Facing Li Ping's sudden proposal, Chu Yuan became extremely uncomfortable. He was stunned for a moment, looked around, gritted his teeth and asked repeatedly: "I'm going to send the emperor in? I'm afraid it's not appropriate..."

As the person who was just warned by the empress dowager not to flirt with the emperor, he has been acting with his tail between his legs, licking his wounds alone in the corner, instead of rushing to lie on the dragon bed—damn Although it was just a simple act of helping people in, it was hard to prevent some people from thinking too much, even Chu Yuan himself couldn't say that he was also prone to thinking wrong.

Wang Gougou also felt that this proposal was not good. If nothing happened, it would be fine, but if something happened, what should we do?

Even if that really happened, there are two types. If Liu Yu did something to Chu Yuan, it would be fine, but if Chu Yuan did something to Liu Yu, what should we do?

This kind of thought made him tremble for a moment, and Wang Gougou quickly said: "Don't bother Mr. Chu, let's come here young." If something really happened, he would die as soon as he died.

Li Ping stretched out her hand to hold him, and insisted: "Let Mr. Chu go, don't you still have to stay here to take care of Mr. He?"

He Ji was holding the wine glass just before Liu Yu was drunk, and wanted to get up to toast the emperor. This accident made it wrong to hold the wine, and it was not right to put down the wine. Hearing these words, his face was extremely uncoordinated The ground twitched, and he said hastily: "No, no, no, of course the prince still has to take care of the emperor, and the emperor's dragon body is naturally more important."

However, facing the unanimous dissuasion of the other three people, Li Ping insisted with an abnormally expressionless face: "No, let Mr. Chu go in."

There is a reason for her persistence. Li Ping clearly saw Liu Yu lying on the table and still holding a pair of chopsticks in his hands. Chopsticks are also chopsticks. My own clever brain felt that Liu Yu was hinting at her, so remember to put Chu Yuan in the room.

Think about how Liu Yu has the ability to commit crimes, but he hasn't had sex until now. He is almost 15 years old, and it's a bit late in the Southern and Northern Dynasties. Li Ping thought that he was in such a good mood today, so he couldn't help it. normal.

Thinking about it this way, everything made sense, she repeatedly recommended Chu Yuan to help Liu Yu go in, at the same time she rolled her eyes at Wang Gougou who was blocking her, and secretly gestured to say, "Fool, follow my orders, I will send you another one here." have intentions".

Wang Gougou understood her gestures, looked in the direction of her little finger, and saw Liu Yu was holding a pair of chopsticks in his hands. After thinking for a long time, he still didn't understand what it meant, but he also felt that Li Ping must rely on The spectrum was extremely high, so he stopped obstructing it, and instead urged Chu Yuan to go in with Li Ping.

Chu Yuan was extremely embarrassed, looked around in a daze, and saw that there was no one who was willing to help him. Even He Jian guessed Li Ping's expression, and then just bowed his head and drank helplessly, and blinked helplessly. He rolled his eyes twice, obediently got up and walked towards Liu Yu, leaned into his ear and whispered, "Your Majesty?"

Liu Yu was sleeping soundly and didn't hear his voice, but when the hot air from Chu Yuan's mouth sprayed to his ears when he spoke, he felt itchy and couldn't help moving his head.

As soon as his movements changed, his arms moved, and the chopsticks he was holding fell to the ground. Seeing that something was wrong, Li Ping opened her mouth subconsciously, but saw that Chu Yuan had already helped him up.

Forget it, it’s already reached this point, if the emperor doesn’t care, nothing can happen inside, Li Ping thought about it, and felt that she was overthinking, she watched Chu Yuan help him in, and greeted He Ji , I got up and left to prepare hangover soup.

Regardless of whether Liu Yu is really acting or not, anyway, he did drink a lot today, especially for people who were used to not drinking at all, it will definitely be very uncomfortable after waking up. The subordinates handed over hangover soup at the right time.

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Liu Yu was not tall, and his body was thin and thin. Although he was drunk like a puddle of mud, he was not heavy. Chu Yuan dragged him to the dragon bed without much effort.

Trembling, he helped Liu Yu take off his coat and boots, and then turned back to get the quilt to cover him. When he bent down to adjust the quilt, he couldn't help but glanced sideways at him. a swing.

But the swinging is over, and Chu Yuan doesn't dare to do anything, he is an honest gentleman, not to mention that the other party can kill the whole family of Chu's family by flipping his hands, and he eats tofu while he is drunk It's fine if the behavior is not as good as the table, the key depends on the person.

He gave a wry smile in his heart, and looked at Liu Yu again, but he also felt a strong warmth overflowing from his heart, and deeply felt that it was really worthwhile to drink this time, so he held back Liu Yu's right hand for a long time. Come to put it to his mouth, and gently kiss the mark made by pinching the brush between his fingers.

Thousands of thoughts flashed through Chu Yuan's mind, he smiled happily, helped him make the quilt, and was about to get up and leave when Liu Yu suddenly opened his eyes.

He was still holding his right hand in his hand, Chu Yuanjun blushed, and quickly let go of his hand, stood up and said in a panic: "Wei, Weichen, damn it... you collided with the emperor's dragon body... Please forgive me, Your Majesty..."

Chu Yuan retreated to a place several meters away from the dragon bed in one breath, knelt down again, lay on the ground anxiously and stared for a long time, before he heard Liu Yu say indifferently: "Come here."

……What's the meaning?Chu Yuan's heart skipped a beat, and he didn't dare to stand up, so he could only walk on the ground with his knees, came to the side of the dragon bed, and lowered his head firmly.

Liu Yu sat up from the bed, raised his chin with his right foot in a snow-white cotton sock, narrowed his deep black phoenix eyes, looked him up and down with critical eyes for a long time, turned his mouth in disgust Said: "The eyes are too small, the nose is not straight enough, and the buttocks are not upright enough."

Chu Yuan was neither crying nor laughing, he maintained this movement awkwardly and did not dare to move, seeing Liu Yuyi yawned lazily at the head of the bed, he quickly said: "Your Majesty has worked hard all day, please take a rest quickly, slightly Your Excellency will leave..."

There was no response from Liu Yu after he finished speaking, so he raised his head cautiously, and saw that Liu Yu seemed to be asleep again with his eyes squinted, and very slowly took his chin off his toes, turned his head and ran towards the door.

But before he opened the door, Chu Yuan felt a sudden pain in his shoulder, and he was hit by an unknown heavy object. He gasped in pain. He didn't stand up straight, but now it was even worse. Fell to the ground by the force of the impact.

Liu Yu staggered down from the bed with bare feet, stepped on his shoulder and laughed twice, kicked the jade pillow he used to smash Chu Yuan aside, grabbed Chu Yuan's ankle, and dragged it like a sack Got to the bed.

"Emperor, Your Majesty..." Chu Yuan was really sure that he was drunk, and his whole body was trembling uncontrollably, he couldn't tell whether it was excitement or fear.

At this time, he was still maintaining the weird posture of facing down, Liu Yu didn't want to turn him over, and raised his head again, yawned, sat on his waist and pulled him from the collar.

The material of Chu Yuan's clothes was quite good, and he didn't move after he pulled it. Liu Yu rubbed his eyes, then turned him over, pulled a few belts, and said impatiently: "Come on yourself, take off your clothes. .”

He was really drunk, and at a loss he thought he was still in modern times, and now he was cursing in his heart, when did it become popular in heaven and earth to wear clothes that are hard to take off for male public relations, it is really unprofessional .

Chu Yuan was stiff all over, facing his critical gaze, but obediently untied his robe with trembling hands, and took off the cumbersome outer clothing, leaving only a thin layer of inner clothing inside.

Liu Yu was amused by his pitiful appearance of shaking like a quail now, he could only untie the inner garment, so he tore it open with his hands, and pressed himself on it.

Wine is the medium of sex, and he has never eaten meat in his life. He tore Chu Yuan's clothes with his right hand, and pinched and touched Chu Yuan's body with his left hand very skillfully.

After he was drunk, he showed some violent tendencies. After a while, the skin under his hands was pinched blue and purple. Chu Yuan was made painful and comfortable. It was black, and the breathing of the whole person was messed up.

Liu Yu dazedly fumbled for a while, then pushed his knee against the bulging object at his waist, sneered, and turned him over again, showing a posture of facing down.

He groped on the bed for a long time, but he couldn't find any lubricating plaster. He cursed again secretly that the standard of a certain obscene place was so poor that he didn't even have the tools for the crime, and he couldn't touch the pillow, so he simply tore off half of the quilt and stuffed it into Chu under Yuan's belly.

Chu Yuan was too frightened to move around, but he also looked forward to what was going to happen, panting and sighing softly: "Your Highness..."

This is a moment of urgency to call out the previous title, Liu Yu was taken aback when he heard it, it seemed that he didn't ask the male publicist to play a role-playing game, he was so excited by this title that he cleared his head for a while, looked at the people under him, and finally After realizing it, it turned out that this was Chu Yuan.

He was a little bit troubled, eating it would be a lot of trouble, but don't eat it, it's all at this juncture, and it will cause great damage to the body.

Liu Yu pondered deeply about this profound question for two seconds, and finally obeyed the call of his lower body, leaning over and pressing down.