100 years of professional slag attack

Li Ping and Wang Gougou sat at the entrance of the main hall and looked at each other in embarrassment. Wang Gougou lowered his head so much that he wished he could knock his chin into his chest, his cheeks flushed red.

Li Ping looked forward blankly, and said coldly: "What's so sad about you, you can just hear the voice inside, and you won't react without that stuff—you know that as a 30-year-old I am the one who is really in pain for a woman who is married—and probably will never marry in this life, okay?"

After her long words, Wang Gougou became even more embarrassed, subconsciously covered the stall, moved his lips, and answered after a while: "It's almost time for lunch, don't you need to call someone? "

"Go, of course." Li Ping looked at him blankly, and made a "please" gesture, "If you have the guts, you can go in."

Wang Gougou let out a long sigh, and heard a sharp and high-pitched whimper inside, couldn't help shivering, turned his head and asked Li Ping in a low voice, "Is it so comfortable?"

He originally thought that this kind of exercise on the bed was painful, at least the last time he heard that Chu Yuan was made to cry, bleeding a lot.

Of course, Chu Yuan also cried this time, but this time Chu Yuan's cry did not seem to be caused by the accumulation of pain, which made Wang Gougou's fear of it subside a lot.

Li Ping was taken aback by this blatant question, stared blankly at the front for a long while, and then said bitterly and bitterly like Liu Yu, and said solemnly: "I haven't even touched a man's hand— —It doesn’t count when you are inspected by Director Su and fell to the ground—you’re here to ask me this kind of bullshit question?”

She personally feels that Wang Gougou will not be able to escape the fate of being a housekeeper in disguise for Liu Yu in the future, and it is definitely impossible for her to get married and have children. Wang Gougou asked this question quite inappropriately.

The two were discussing in full swing, trying to ease the embarrassment caused by eavesdropping on the voice from inside, when they saw Su Tao running over from a distance.

Su Tao was also sweating profusely in autumn, and rushed over jumping up and down. Seeing that the two of them were listless, he didn't take it seriously at all. Stretching his neck, he asked, "Where's the emperor? I have Tell him big things!"

Wang Gougou looked at Li Ping, Li Ping looked at Wang Gougou, the two tried to evade each other, and finally Li Ping chose a euphemistic way: "The emperor and Mr. Chu are inside."

Su Tao was taken aback when he heard it, and he understood it after listening to him. He frowned and asked, "How long have you been in?" Once interested, Liu Yuzhun kept getting angry.

Li Ping looked up at the sky first, then replied slowly: "It's been two hours, I went in early in the morning."

Now it's time for lunch, and the toss has been quite long.Su Tao made the calculations, and said seriously: "Go in and call someone, don't dawdle, go in and call someone quickly."

Wang Gougou was dumbfounded, and Li Ping was stunned. The two of them looked at Su Tao for a while, and Li Ping said in surprise, "Are you sure? The emperor hasn't ordered water to take a bath yet." And listening to the sound, the two were obviously still arguing , it is obviously not suitable to disturb at this time.

"I have very important good news here," Su Tao explained with a deep expression on his face, "I believe it is enough to offset the displeasure of the emperor after being disturbed, and it will also make him happy to fight another hundred rounds."

Li Ping blushed. It was really uncomfortable to discuss this kind of topic with a normal man like Su Tao. She and Wang Gougou felt better because they were not the same.

Su Tao looked at the two people who were standing still, and urged: "Hurry up and call someone, I really have something urgent here, and no one can afford to delay it." Besides, it takes two hours Yes, it's time to rest.

It's so simple, if you have the ability, go call someone, Li Ping couldn't help but sneered in her heart, twitched the corners of her mouth, and turned to look at Wang Gougou: "Come in."

Wang Gougou continued to be stupid, seeing that Li Ping and Su Tao were both looking away in an unpredictable manner, he could only plead: "The emperor will kill me, can't I let one of you go?"

"The second cat and I are really not suitable, and you, as a person of the third gender, don't take advantage of it. It's the most appropriate to go in and call people." Su Tao didn't want to say more, urged him repeatedly, and pushed Wang Gougou went in.

As soon as he entered the door, he could hear a clearer voice inside. Wang Gougou stood at the door for a while, his hands and feet weak, before he walked through the main hall and came to the side hall with the bed.

He didn't dare to approach, he smelled a strong musky smell coming from the tip of his nose, and he only stood far away through layers of curtains.

Liu Yu heard the sound of the door being opened, but ignored it, and continued with his original movements until he shot out with Chu Yuan's trembling legs, and then lay on top of him to breathe for a while.

Chu Yuan lay limp on the head of the bed, his chest was heaving and panting, his mind went blank, he leaned his head and sniffed the sweat on Liu Yu's body, and was about to fall asleep in a daze when he heard Liu Yu ask, "Who is here?" Outside?"

He was completely immersed in pleasure just now, and he didn't hear the sound of the door being opened. He was startled by Liu Yu's words, and his body moved subconsciously.

Liu Yu patted him on the back, half-closed his eyes and said, "Don't be afraid, you sleep for a while, I'll go out and have a look." He could already see that Wang Gougou was standing outside. If you dare to come in at this time, there is obviously something wrong.

Chu Yuan hugged him and didn't want to let go. After Liu Yu patted his butt twice annoyed, he loosened his arms tremblingly, rolled over under the quilt, and hid half of his face under the quilt. He opened his eyelids and looked at Liu Yu for a while, then said in a hoarse voice: "Your Majesty, do you want me to serve you to get dressed?"

Liu Yu gave him a white look, stood up from the bed naked, picked up a robe and put it on his body, tied the belt on, and asked in a high voice, "Ergou, what are you doing here?"

"President Su said he had something important to report, and asked the second dog to come in and call you..." Wang Gougou was extremely embarrassed, and had retreated all the way to the intersection of the main hall and the side hall, his voice was also very low.

"What?" Liu Yu's spirit was shaken, and he suddenly lost his laziness just now, and ran out with his bare feet on his shoes.

Wang Gougou hurriedly trotted along, helped him tidy up his clothes while running, and said, "President Su is waiting for you outside, it's windy outside, why don't you call him to the main hall?" He was more thoughtful, Liu Yu's body was covered with thin sweat. If he really went out to see Su Tao, he might catch a cold.

Liu Yu nodded and said: "Well, you go and call someone, I will sit on the dragon chair and wait." He had a little cramp in his calves, and his physical strength was exhausted, and he didn't want to run halfway through the run, just right for Wang Gougou's proposal very satisfied.

What Su Tao brought was good news. Rouran and the Northern Wei Dynasty fought again, and the envoy sent by Liu Yu to Rouran had also returned, bringing the credential of Chief Rouran.

Sitting on the dragon chair, Liu Yu twitched the corners of his mouth in disdain: "A small place like Rouran is also worthy of being called a 'national book'?"

Su Tao said with a smile: "What the emperor said is that Rouran is only a tiny piece of land, how can it be compared to Da Song?"

However, Liu Yu's recognition and acceptance of such flattery is not very high, and he said blankly: "With the current land area, it really can't be called the 'Great Song'. Build a piece of heaven and earth in the west, and develop a certain distance to the north, then change the name of the country to 'Yu', and I will be 'Yu Di' from now on."

When Liu Yu was still bearing the name of Princess Shanyin, he used the name "Liu Yu" when establishing power, and Su Tao knew about this.

Using one's own name as a national name, one has to be very narcissistic to do such a thing. When Su Tao lowered his head, he rolled his eyes at his clothes, and deeply realized that Liu Yu is unreliable. Spectrum, the mouth should be a few times.

Liu Yu held his chin and thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "I don't think it's too good to name it with my own name, as if I'm still in the second stage of middle school?"

Although Su Tao didn't know what "Secondary Second Phase" was, he could hear what it meant by listening to the sound and visual imagination, and he didn't know what to say, so he could only respond embarrassingly.

Liu Yu waved his hand and said, "I see, this news is really good, you all should back down."

Su Tao and the others walked away knowingly and tactfully. Liu Yu returned to the side hall and lay down on the bed, raised his head and yawned, and asked in a low voice, "Are you still awake?"

Chu Yuan didn't sleep just now, although he was so sleepy, he insisted on keeping his eyes open and waiting for him to come back, leaned over and said softly, "Your Majesty?"

Liu Yu hugged his waist and squeezed, sighed: "Go to sleep."

Having just completed a series of strenuous physical exercises, and also heard a piece of good news along the way, he has been greatly satisfied physically and psychologically, and his tone is rare and exceptionally soft.

Chu Yuan put his head lightly on his shoulder, and seeing that Liu Yu did not show any disgust or avoidance of this action, he couldn't help turning up the corners of his mouth, and said softly, "Yes, my Emperor Yu."

Liu Yulong was overjoyed, turned over and leaned on him, and said with a low laugh: "This title is really nice, do you think it's okay too?"

In all fairness, Chu Yuan didn't think there was anything good about this title at all, but it was rare to see him in such high spirits, so naturally he wouldn't foolishly pour cold water on it, nodded and said, "Of course, the emperor's ability to name names has always been amazing." Yes. Think of Wang Ergou and Li Ermao.