100 years of professional slag attack

When the new year was approaching, Liu Yu gave himself a three-day vacation, and ordered all the officials not to enter the palace to disturb them unless they had important matters. He lay comfortably in the bedroom, eating delicacies presented from all over the country, and looking at the folks. In this novel, the small life is extraordinarily comfortable and comfortable.

Since he became the emperor, he has almost never had a rest, and there are many things to think about every day. Liu Yu is a person with a desire for power, and he doesn't like to delegate the power in his hand, which leads to big and small things. Everything needs him to make up his mind, and he was very tired before.

It was rare to be able to justifiably goof off and relax for a while. Liu Yu had a great time and slept in comfortably every day. He felt that he was almost relaxed, so he asked the officials again to report all matters big and small.

The first person he met after the opening of the new year was He Ji. Liu Yu always felt that this was not a good omen, but He Ji seemed to be looking for him for something. He heard from Li Ping that He Ji had repeatedly asked when he would start work. News, I am quite anxious to inquire.

Liu Yu wanted to see what was going on with this kid, so he finally met He Jian in person. He put on a lazy attitude from the beginning, leaned on the dragon chair and squinted his eyes and asked: " What is He Aiqing going to report?"

He Ji came to intercede with Chu Yuan. He felt that Liu Yu's handling of Chu Yuan's matter was too ruthless, and there might be some mystery in it.

He Ji was one of the few ministers in the DPRK and China who knew that Liu Yu had an affair with Chu Yuan in private. He felt that it was not political reasons but probably emotional factors that caused Liu Yu to suddenly turn against Chu Yuan.

Quarreling at the head of the bed and fighting at the end of the bed, how can there be any overnight hatred between the young couple?He Ji felt that Chu Yuan would be released within a few days, which was a good opportunity for him to take the opportunity to give favors, and he could also find out what caused Liu Yu and Chu Yuan to disagree.

Liu Yu didn't make a sound for a long time after he finished speaking. He felt a little interesting about it, and said with a straight face on purpose: "I heard people say that Chu Zhanzhi was actually inquiring about the news of a famous lady of the right age in private, so the boss is not happy. Lock people in the mansion, out of sight and out of mind."

He Ji was obviously taken aback after hearing this. The translation of these words meant that Chu Zhanzhi wanted to marry Chu Yuan, so Liu Yu turned his back on him.

No way, Chu Yuan is over [-] years old, and he has guarded you for more than ten years. If he wanted to marry a wife, he would have gone there long ago. Why did he delay until now to establish a relationship with you? In the end, he turned around and wanted to marry a woman?

Chu Yuan himself probably didn't know about it, and this matter was probably Chu Zhanzhi's own idea.However, no matter how He Ji thought about it, he felt that it was wrong. Chu Zhanzhi should have known the relationship between Chu Yuan and the emperor. How could he make such a moth by himself?

Seeing that he was lost in thought, Liu Yu could see what He Ji was struggling with after thinking about it, and continued with a half smile but not a smile: "If he wants to get along with me, then he should be with me wholeheartedly. If he wants to inherit the family, then get out, I It’s not that he has to.”

After hearing this, He Ji's heart skipped a beat. Rather than saying Liu Yu was complaining about Chu Yuan's inappropriate behavior in front of him, it would be better to say that he said it specifically for him to make him give up.

He Ji has not yet made the psychological preparation for not marrying a wife and having children for the rest of his life, but even without Liu Yu's specious words today, he still understands that Liu Yu's character is definitely a possessive person. In the end, if the person really gets better, he will definitely not be able to marry a wife.

This price is unavoidably too high. After all, what He Ji bears behind him is the prosperity and disgrace of the entire He family, so he was really uncertain for a while.

If he really got along with Liu Yu, even if he could hide it from the people around him for a while, sooner or later the news would leak out.Taking a step back, even if he was lucky enough to escape all the eyes and ears around him, this kind of thing would be recorded in the history books. Although it is not clearly recorded, there will still be hints in a few words.

Seeing that He Ji bowed his head and didn't speak for a long time after listening to his words, Liu Yu knew it well and didn't urge him. He waited for a while, and when he finally got impatient, he said: "Okay, go down, Chu Yuan I make my own arrangements."

He Ji didn't delay any longer, got up and left full of worries and entanglements, and was in a daze when he left, as if he hadn't recovered from the dilemma he was facing.

Liu Yu glanced at his back coldly, touched his chin and said to Wang Gougou: "Just go for this, I think this extra good fortune should come to an end here."

Wang Gougou looked at him with a pair of almond eyes and then at Li Ping next to him. He swallowed and plucked up his courage and said, "Er Gou doesn't mind this. What do you think of Er Gou, Your Majesty?"

Liu Yu froze for a moment, stopped writing the memorial and turned to look at him, twitched the corners of his lips, and said indifferently: "Of course you don't mind, even without Zhen, can you still marry a wife and have children?"

Wang Gougou had a feeling of embarrassment and embarrassment that he was rejected by others, and he said quickly: "But Ergou heard people say that there are many eunuchs and maids in the palace who eat each other?"

Fork, how can you be so stupid as to say something private like this in front of the emperor?Li Ping looked ahead calmly and kicked his ass.

She looked at Liu Yu's expression rather anxiously. According to Liu Yu's status, she should not know what the meaning of the food was. It would be fine if he didn't ask, but if he did, it might cause disaster.

In fact, Liu Yu's knowledge is not as little as she expected. Although she has never heard of such a dirty thing in this life, she still dabbled in it in her previous life.

He rolled his eyes at Wang Gougou: "Just like you, if you want to have no brains, no face, no body, don't you really think you can find a suitable cannibal?"

These words are too hurtful. Anyway, he is also the legendary chief executive, and he is a celebrity who serves the emperor personally. It seems that it is not so difficult to find a court lady who is willing to eat with him, right?Wang Gougou left Xiao Neiba covering his face and ran away crying.

Liu Yu plucked his ears expressionlessly, and sighed, "I don't know why, every time he is bullied, he bursts into tears or something. Although the degree of difficulty is not high, it can always bring me a faint sense of accomplishment."

Li Ping lowered her head and did not answer.

Liu Yu didn't care about her reaction at all, raised his hand to touch his chin, and said melancholy: "I've gained a lot of weight in a daze, how could this be?"

His body has always been thin and thin, but in the past few days, he has been eating and drinking well. He has been huddled in the main hall all day long, and he has nothing to worry about. Soft meat.

This is really nonsense. You can tell that you are fat just by looking at your face. If you keep it for a few more days, you will have a real double chin.Li Ping pursed the corners of her lips calmly, raised her head and said, "Your Majesty, no matter how fat or thin he is, is the most beautiful man in my court."

Liu Yu expressed high recognition and approval for this sentence, touched his chin and nodded and said: "You are right. After today's duty is over, go and get three taels of gold."

Li Ping hurriedly kowtowed to express her kindness, she was not indifferent to three taels of gold, the key point was that it was specially rewarded by Liu Yu, which represented the naked holy family, which could be used to show off in front of Wang Gougou.

Liu Yu raised his head and yawned, leaned on the dragon chair, and said: "Which other courtiers want to see me, you go and bring them in one by one."

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When He Ji appeared in front of him again, Liu Yu expressed a little surprise at his valiant state of mind, deliberately raised his head to look at him a few more times, nodded and said, "What's the matter?"

He Ji cupped his hands and said, "I have already figured out the emperor's problem before."

Looking at his appearance, Liu Yu knew which one he chose, but he still couldn't arouse the slightest interest, and said expressionlessly: "It's your business to figure it out, what has it to do with me?"

He Ji was taken aback when he heard this, and asked: "The emperor asked me to talk to me alone that day, isn't it a hurdle you set for me, and I hope I can overcome it?"

This person's logical thinking ability is really terrible. Liu Yu endured it and explained to him patiently: "It's not that I asked you to talk alone, it was you who came to me alone. It's not that I set up a so-called Kanzi, obviously I just told you about Chu Yuan."

Speaking of this, He Ji finally understood, twitched the corner of his mouth with difficulty, and asked cautiously: "You mean, it's my job to accept it, and it's your job if you don't accept it?"

After all, this IQ is not too low, Liu Yu nodded expressionlessly, and lazily said: "If you have nothing else to do, get out." Recently, because he gave himself a holiday and was lazy, he had piled up a lot of things to deal with, not so much Time and He Ji continued to argue about this boring question.

He Ji got up and left silently with his boyish heart full of holes. When he walked to the door, he saw Wang Gougou, who was also listless, with the hair on his head collapsed.

He Ji said hello, "Hi, Eunuch Wang."

Wang Gou looked around and said in a low voice, "Does Mr. He have a familiar court lady?"

He Ji was taken aback. How could he, a foreigner, get along with the court lady? The only one he knew well was Li Ping. I don't know what Wang Gougou wanted to do by asking this question suddenly?

Wang Gougou waited for a long time with a sneaky look on his face, but he couldn't wait for his answer, and sighed sadly: "It's not fair, can it be that I really can't find a suitable court lady to eat with me?"

It seems that such a private matter as Xiangshi cannot be said openly at the entrance of the main hall. He Ji felt that this person was eccentric more and more, so he didn't answer the conversation, left him and left on his own.